The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"Yu Mengsong cut you with a sword?" Mu Xuefeng frowned when flying towards Qingxu Peak.He also just found out.

The little orange cat quickly said: "It's okay, I'm fine, and Yu Mengsong didn't do it on purpose."

Heh, this sword even saved your life, little cat, Luo Fu beside him thought to himself.

Stepping onto the Qingxu Peak covered by clouds and mist, Luo Fu raised his hand, holding a small brass ancient clock in his palm.The ancient clock immediately flew into the air, swelled to the size of a carriage, and with a slight shock, the golden brilliance rippled like water waves, transforming into a huge dome covering the mountains and mountains.

Putting the ancient clock back into his sleeve, Luo Fu smiled and said: "Before I left this trip, I specially borrowed a magic weapon for formation formation from the Taoist temple. With me in charge, not a single fly can fly in. For three months, you Rest and practice here with peace of mind."

"Meow!" Good!With the master around, you can ask for magic tricks at any time.

Speaking of which, we have carved out a piece of the Qinglian Sword Sect's hinterland to occupy the mountain and become the king, hehe, it's a bit cool.

They first flew to the Xixin Pool on the mountainside.

Unlike the inaccessible wild springs in the monastery, nor the resplendent jade brick pavement in the Fox Country, like the Jinming Pool of the Royal Hot Spring, this Xinxin Pool is between the two.A few red maple trees grow into a forest by the pool, a circle of white stones is built on the bank, and the mist floats on the water, revealing a tranquil and freehand atmosphere.

Master Luo took out another sycamore branch with golden leaves and inserted it into the soil in the shallow water.She said it was given to her by Mr. Danqiu in the monastery.In case the water in the pool is passed over by hands and feet, it can be planted here to get rid of evil spirits.

After waiting for three days, the heart washing pool will be activated.

After seeing the pond, they strolled along the pebble path again.This gravel road is paved to the top of the mountain, and there are several houses scattered on both sides of the road, including green bamboo houses surrounded by low fences, and small courtyards with blue tiles and white walls, all of which are vacant at the moment.

Mu Xuefeng and Mao chose one, and Master Luo chose another.

Meow, the little orange cat ran into the Green Bamboo Abode they were fancying.There were some withered and yellow weeds in the yard, which were softly trampled down by the cat's claws. A grasshopper got out of the grass and fled in a panic.

The little orange cat put its two front paws on the fence again, poked its head out, and smelled the yellow flowers crawling on it.

This is the cat's litter for three months.

In the afternoon, Master Luo went out for a trip.She came back soon, followed by Lu Shula's cart, which was full of vegetables, fruits, rice and grains, as well as animal meat in Qiankun bags with ice spells attached.

Mu Xuefeng and Le Yuan who turned into a human form also came to help, unloading the goods together and moving them into the kitchen, piled up the things that couldn't fit, and put them in a cool place by the side of the house.

"I asked Hu Lang to buy it." Master Luo smiled, "You are in a foreign land, so be careful, especially Mu Xuefeng, you must not eat anything from Qinglian Sword Sect."

Le Yuan also nodded: "I don't know where there is an old yin hidden... The insidious poisoned us, so we ate the ones we brought." Almost said "Lao Yin Bi".

Brother Baihu prepared everything carefully, including oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, cooking wine, sugar, ginger, garlic, pepper, and dried chili.It's really nice to have a cowardly teammate locally.

After the things were emptied, the deer Shu pulled the cart and left by himself.

Master Luo seemed to have just remembered something, and said "Oops": "I should ask Hu Lang for a cook. You can't eat raw, right?"

"I can cook." Mu Xuefeng said.

"That's a good thing." Luo Fu smiled when he heard this.

Doing small and trivial things to distract and relax will help to drive away demons.

"Old Mu, I'll help too!" Le Yuan shouted.

Well, Luo Fu secretly thought in his heart, the help of those close to him, gossip about the family, also helps to drive away the demons.

It was nearly dusk, and when it was time to cook, Luo Fu sat down at the stone table in the courtyard and poured himself a glass of this year's newly brewed plum wine.

She took a sip of the clear and slightly sour wine, and listened with interest to the noise from the nearby kitchen.

"How come one piece is thick and one piece is thin..."

"Let me cut it."

"Hiss, as expected of a swordsman, this sword is absolutely perfect. From now on, it will be yours to cut!"

"Then you're a cat, and you're responsible for catching mice in the kitchen."

"How can there be a mouse! - Carved carrots don't count!"

Half an hour later, dinner was white meat with garlic paste, braised fish and fried vegetables with white rice.On the edge of the plate of braised fish, there is also a small mouse carved with carrots as a decoration.

With a smile, Luo Fu picked up a piece of fish and put it into his mouth. It was delicious and the workmanship was good.

The meal cooked by Emperor Yinglong and the leader of the Demon League is very interesting to eat.

During this period of time, the owner was haunted by demons and was unable to practice the knife. After nightfall, he fell asleep early.

The little orange cat nestled beside him, practicing amidst the sound of chanting from the silver bell, and routinely fell asleep during the practice... In the middle of the night, he woke up suddenly.

Not feeling sleepy, the little orange cat jumped out of the bed without a sound and ran out the door.

There are no lights outside, but it is not dim, the courtyard and the gate are illuminated by the bright white light of the stars and the moon.

The little orange cat looked up, and the starry sky above Qinglian Jianzong was just like in the Taoist temple, shining brightly and boundlessly.

Hey, is that Master Luo?

Master Luo was standing on the edge of the cliff, looking at the peaks under the moonlight.

The little orange cat ran over and turned into a boy: "Master, can the owner's demons be completely cured?"

Luo Fu sighed softly, looked at him and said, "Soaking in the Heart Pond for three months is enough for Mu Xuefeng to wash away the evil spirits from this life and restore him to his former appearance. But what he has endured as Ying Long Injustice, probably not."

"What happened to the owner?" Le Yuan couldn't help asking.

"It's a long story. Well, let's start with 'in ancient times, the monster race once lived in an extremely magnificent royal city'. That royal city is much bigger than any city you have ever seen. The city also It's not very harmonious, the powerful monster clan bullies the weak, and some little monsters are poor and poor, and they can't even eat enough. But under the emperor's jurisdiction, most of the monster clans live a relatively stable life."

"At that time, the two races of humans and monsters often fought, and neither side got any advantage. The emperor once ordered that cannibalism was prohibited, and human slaves were not allowed. But the monster race has been used to eating people and enslaving people, and they obeyed the order. However, in fact, it was a positive obedience and a negative violating. Until one day, a catastrophe of heavenly punishment and thunder came."

Luo Fu frowned slightly, even though it had been a long time, the astonishing and massive thunder disaster was still deeply engraved in her memory.

"That wasn't a thunder catastrophe caused by a certain monster or a few monsters, it was a catastrophe that came rushing to destroy the city... Dark clouds overwhelmed the city, thousands of thunders fell, and the dark evil spirit blocked a thousand miles around, and the monster clan in the royal city had nowhere to go escape."

"This catastrophe was finally taken over by the emperor. Even if he was an innate dragon, he was split into a wisp of remnant soul and fell into reincarnation. Or, he actually failed to carry it all back then, and the catastrophe of heaven has not stopped. During the thousands of years of his reincarnation, it has been falling on him." Luo Fu sighed, "The monsters who know about this should respect him. , he always bears it alone."

How could it be... How could it be like this!Feeling complicated and unspeakable, Le Yuan couldn't help but look back at the hut where the lights were out and the owner had fallen asleep.

I teased the owner for not meddling, but he's already had enough.

Too much.

"Is the way of heaven so unreasonable?" Le Yuan said loudly with anger and a trace of sadness caused by the owner, "He has been reincarnated, and for thousands of years, he has been refusing to let him go! He clearly ordered The prohibition of cannibalism is not his fault, but those demons who eat people."

"What you said makes sense." Luo Fu smiled wryly, with a serious expression on his face, "But think about it, as an emperor, his subordinates kill and eat people indiscriminately, so it really has nothing to do with him?"

"I..." Le Yuan was at a loss for words for a moment.

He didn't know what to think anymore.If the person in this situation is not the owner but someone else, what he gives may be another answer.

"But, why?" Le Yuan asked another question, "The monster race eats people, and the human race kills demons. The two races have been entrapping each other for many years. Why is the human race not punished by heaven?"

"The demon clan has thought about this matter for thousands of years. Not long ago, a black bear demon who was stuck in the bottleneck of his cultivation and was approaching his end came to Qingqiu. He said something when he was dying. This is related. He said that before the thunder catastrophe, the bear clan had eaten a batch of particularly delicious human animals. Those humans were quite strange. When they saw monsters, they would not run or hide, but knelt down and closed their eyes to pray, waiting The moment of being eaten alive."

Le Yuan was dumbfounded.Master Luo described a bloody and frightening scene in a calm tone.

"It's very delicious, what do you mean?"

"Little kitty, do you know what kind of meat is the best?" Master Luo looked at him and smiled sweetly, "If you don't get hostile in your life and rarely kill, the meat will be fragrant and delicious. You should be delicious. But you don’t eat less fish, shrimp and animal meat on weekdays, right? Even though you didn’t slaughter it yourself, many mortal beasts died because of you, so your meat might not be considered ‘specially delicious’.”

"So, the black bear demon eats human beings who have never killed and are vegetarians every day..." Le Yuan muttered, and suddenly came to his senses, his eyes widened, "Could it be that it was deliberately given to the demon clan to eat? The game set by Dao Xianzun?!"

As soon as the words came out, he suddenly felt creepy.

The Taoist Immortal specially found a group of people, or like raising livestock, raised a group of people-after all, monks live longer than ordinary people, he can afford to wait, and then brainwash the crowd, so that this group of "clean" humans Voluntarily dedicate himself to feed the monsters.

In Tiandao's view, this is defilement and cleanliness, a unilateral massacre by the monster clan, so heaven's punishment was imposed.

"I guess that's the truth."

"This old... old bastard is too cruel!" Le Yuan finally couldn't hold back, and cursed.

Luo Fu continued: "Under the protection of the emperor, the monster clan survived the disaster safely. Just after the catastrophe ended, the leader of the human race at that time, Yan Dao Xianzun, led an army to attack the king's city. The monster clan who lost the emperor rushed to fight and lost Defeated. Then Candle Dragon, who lived in seclusion in Zhangwei Mountain, took over the Yaozu. In several wars over the past few decades, many human monks were killed, but the Yaozu suffered even more. Seeing the serious situation, Zhulong led a group of people who were willing to follow His demon clan retreated into a newly discovered Xiaoqian world, which was called the demon world by later generations."

"Ah, so there is still the demon world?"

Master Luo smiled: "I heard that there is no aura, barren and desolate, and there is no differentiation between day and night. The big monsters have gone, and their spiritual power will be lost, and their descendants will gradually degenerate into unable to open the spiritual power." Even if they settle down in the demon world, they can't expect to come back to help someday."

Speaking of this, Master Luo suddenly asked: "Little kitty, have you ever met Master Zhulong?"

"Meow? No." Le Yuan was confused.

The owner is the reincarnation of Yinglong. Unexpectedly, another divine dragon "Zhulong" recorded in the Shanhaijing also exists in real.But he has already fled to the demon world, how could I ever see him.

——I can’t count the candle dragon seen in some fantasy games and fairy TV dramas, right?

"Really." Luo Fu thought to himself, he really didn't know.

There is no doubt that the little cat has traces of Zhulong's attack.Maybe the little cat is a pawn arranged by Zhulong to break the game. With the little cat by his side, Yinglong is indeed much better than before.

"Then, what happened later?" Le Yuan asked, clearing his mind, "By the way, the old lunatic in Baoguang Pavilion said that his personal disciple Ming Hong Xianzun was instigated by the demon clan and betrayed him. "

"That's right." Luo Fu nodded, "Once the candle dragon leaves, the remaining monster clan will be destroyed at any time like a candle in the wind. But at this time, the mind attack technique performed by the monster clan has had an effect, and we have convinced Ming Hongxian Zun turned his back on his master. There was a trace of the blood of the demon race in Ming Hong's body, and he had always sympathized with the demon race. After imprisoning Xianzun Yandao, he ran around the world to persuade the cessation of the war and make peace for both sides. At that time, The news that Zhulong led many demon clans to leave has not yet spread, but Yandao Xianzun suddenly disappeared. Years of tragic wars have caused many people to die from the clan. Both sides have the willingness to cease the war. After mediation, let go of your weapon."

"Thousands of years later, Minghong ascended to the throne, performed the Dao out of the cage, and fit into the Dao of Heaven. Since then, the monster race has not been able to ascend to the immortal." She chuckled softly, "Many human races have come back and want to go back on their word. Ying Long is their demise The last obstacle on the way of the Yaozu, so they will try their best to prevent Yinglong from waking up."

"I understand." Le Yuan looked solemn.

The situation is indeed grim, but for the owner, for myself, as well as relatives and friends such as civets, foxes, etc. - I will never back down!

"Thanks for your hard work." Master Luo's stature is obviously about the same height as Le Yuan's. She raised her wrist slightly, but touched the top of Le Yuan's hair from the air, and patted it lightly, "The days of stable cultivation will not last long. Cherish these three months. If you don’t understand something, come and ask me as a teacher.”

"Meow, okay!"

"Of course, it's not good to be in a hurry. It's easy to go crazy. As a teacher, I always think that you are smart, sensible, and precocious. Some ideas don't look like a kitten." Luo Fu laughed.

"Hey, I grew up drinking chicken soup!" Le Yuan said.

Which child growing up in modern society has not been bombarded by all kinds of information such as Chicken Soup for the Soul, Famous Quotes of Celebrities, Do not turn not to be a ×× person in the circle of friends!If you want to talk about the principles of life, you have already finished studying, and you can even compile an [-]-word argumentative essay in the Chinese examination room.After dying once, some things become clearer.

"Chicken soup?" Master Luo was stunned.

"Meow!" Le Yuan blinked.

Living in Qingxu Peak, cultivating, cooking.

In the early morning of the fourth day, they came to the Xixin Pool, and saw that the sycamore branch inserted into the shallow water had grown into a small tree, casting a shade.Seeing nothing unusual.

"Let's take a bath." Master Luo smiled and glanced at the little orange cat, "I'll go first for the teacher, little cat, you stay here. If Mu Xuefeng has any abnormalities, fish him out."

"Meow meow." Received.

I am a male cat, and the owner is a male dragon, so there seems to be no need to avoid suspicion?

... Tsk, I took off my outer robe, and I'm still wearing my inner garment.

Mu Xuefeng stepped into the Xinxin Pool and sat down in the shallow water. The little orange cat squatted on the bank and stared at him nervously.

As soon as his feet touched the water, Mu Xuefeng frowned, and when he sat down, his face showed even more pain.

It should be... quite painful, and the owner is very tolerant.

He lowered his head, gasping for breath.The panting became more and more serious, and the body convulsed by the pain fell into the water, splashing a snow-white spray.

Gollum.

People are gone.

The little orange cat stared at the water surface and waited for a while with its eyes wide open.

Ah, it won't drown, will it?It is impossible for the owner to drown, right? !

Seeing that it had been a few minutes, and there was no movement on the water, the little orange cat jumped and jumped into the water.

While falling into the water, it became a person who is convenient for rescue.

The water waves are cool, and the whole body is slightly numb at the moment of entering the water, and then there is no feeling, no pain at all.Le Yuan turned his gaze underwater, trying to salvage the sunken Mu Xuefeng.

Before he could see the person clearly, he was grabbed by the waist by two black hands and pushed to the bottom of the water.

The sparkling, blood-red eyes seen through the water are like rubies flowing with molten lava.

There seemed to be a hint of a smile in his ruby ​​eyes.

You, you did it on purpose!

How can there be such a person, deliberately tricking others when others are worried to death, the cat will be mad at you!

If it weren't for the human form, the little orange cat would be furious.

It is true that you cannot drown, and you seem to be able to breathe smoothly in the water.Le Yuan spoke, spitting out a string of pearl-like foam.

"Is the pain you just pretended?!" The tone was fierce, but the reverberation in the water made it not seem fierce, and before the words were finished, Le Yuan was already out of inertia. , directly bumped into Mu Xuefeng's body.

"It's not an act." Mu Xuefeng's voice was close to his ears, and his lips almost touched Le Yuan's cheek, "You don't have evil spirits on your body, and there is no evil in your heart, so naturally it won't hurt."

When he spoke, his body was still trembling slightly due to the pain, and this trembling also passed through the tight skin.

He was indeed in so much pain that he couldn't control himself and sank into the water. In the endless pain like needles, his eyes looked blankly at the water surface, and he struggled lazily to endure it.Until he realized that the cat had also jumped into the water, he couldn't help teasing him.

"Hmph, liar."

The heart beat violently, and the body began to feel hot.From the bottom of Le Yuan's heart, a question and an answer inexplicably emerged: What kind of experience is it like to play in the Xinxin Pool on Qingxu Peak?

Disciple of Qinglian Sword Sect: Thank you for the invitation, I want to chop this pair of dogs to death with a single sword.

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Happy Chinese Valentine's Day to dragons and cats, happy Chinese Valentine's Day to everyone!