From God's perspective, I complained about the world

I don't understand, but I'm not shocked either.

I just don't understand what charades these two are playing.

"If I remember correctly, you have seen each other's photos before. What's the matter with pretending not to know me at this time? As you can see——Saiki Kusuo who bumped into you, Azheng, and Saiki-kun you Akashi Seijuro who bumped into the face."

After finishing speaking, I took a step back and planned to give up the home court to them.

Although the atmosphere is a bit weird, it's strange if it's not weird.When two people face each other, maybe there is even an illusion of looking in a mirror?

It may feel complicated.

Then... Whether it is Ah Zheng who is excellent in all aspects and naturally has a little arrogance, or Qi Mu-jun who is omnipotent and surpasses ordinary people as a superpower.

With their self-esteem, they probably wouldn't want to see an existence so similar to themselves——

Well, put yourself in my shoes and think about it, if someone in this world bumps into a seiyuu with me, I might feel weird when I meet him?

Human beings probably care about whether they are unique, which should be called like repulsion... um, yes.

So it's better for me not to join in.Boys' competitive spirit is always confusing.

Because I know both of them very well, I don't care if it's impolite to leave two people alone. I bypassed them and went directly to the booth to achieve my original goal.

"Boss, please bring me an apple candy."

"Okay!" The stall owner handed me an apple candy, and winked at me rather gossipingly, "Are those two teenagers brothers?... Could it be that they all—"

"No." I categorically vetoed, "Those two people are not related by blood. Isn't it amazing that they look so similar? This is fate, it's so wonderful, isn't it?"

"Hahaha..." The boss was taken aback, touched his head and smiled, "That's true, it's quite amazing."

That is, the world is so big, full of wonders.

I took a bite of the candy apple.Turning his head away, he raised his eyes to look at the two people who seemed to be confronting each other but were extremely silent, blinked and blinked again.

Didn't they all say something?

Akashi Seijuro: "..."

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

The two of them moved their gazes back to me very synchronously.

Silence, silence, is the ceremony tonight.

"...Then what?" I couldn't help asking.

"?"

"?"

"You don't take the initiative to talk to each other. Could it be that you feel uncomfortable because the voices are too similar?"

Do you feel like you are talking to yourself?

However, in this regard, Ah Zheng, who has a split personality, should be more experienced.

Akashi Seijuro: "..."

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

Me: "This is really not easy."

"Mingyin." Ah Zheng couldn't help but speak first.

"what?"

"At this time, it's better for you not to talk."

"why?!"

My candy apples are not enough to clog my mouth!I have the right to complain freely!Why stop a Tucao servant from speaking!This is too cruel!

"You have been silent, is it possible that I just watch like this?"

"I think so too. Dongtang, it's better for you to shut up."

Me: "...huh?"

Was the first thing you agreed on to condemn me? !

I glared at them in displeasure.

Well, I'm not really mad though.

However, the two teenagers across from me looked at me.Faced with two very similar faces at the same time, I inevitably have a subtle feeling of time and space confusion.

And these two people are indifferent to my intentional expression.They seemed to know that I was faking it.

I was a little uncomfortable being looked at by them, so I moved my eyes to a distance, trying to change the subject: "Well... Speaking of which, Qi Mu-kun, could it be that you came here by yourself? Rantang-kun, Kaito-kun and the like didn't follow -"

My voice hadn't finished yet, as if I had turned on some "summoning" switch, I heard the overly carefree and familiar voice belonging to Mr. Rantang.

"Oh oh oh! It seems that I heard someone calling my name. Isn't this a buddy...Why are you with Dongtang classmate?"

"Why don't we go eat ramen together?"

Saiki Kusuo's expression suddenly became numb.

However, Rando-kun, who appeared suddenly, put on the wrong shoulder, and Akashi Seijuro, who was held down by his shoulder, looked sideways with a slightly surprised expression.

I think Ah Zheng must be doubting life, for example, questioning why this person who has the same voice as Midorima makes such a handsome voice so subtle.

"Dude, why don't you wear glasses—oh, I made a mistake. The one over here is the buddy." Mr. Ran Tang realized that he had misidentified the person, and let go of his hand, and finally caught the real Mr. Qi Mu, "But Dude, that guy really looks like you."

Saiki Kusuo: "..." He stared blankly, as if he didn't want to speak at all.

For a moment, the atmosphere became extremely strange.

Only Mr. Rantang, who has a unique chin, is not aware of this atmosphere. He still maintains his usual attitude, repeating his words like a repeater: "Go eat ramen, buddy."

"Ahhh, Rando, you idiot! Why do you still eat ramen when you come to a place like Matsuri? Besides, where do you get ramen! At most, there are only fried noodles... Eh?! Saiki, you are actually here——Eh? Dong Is classmate Tang here?" This is the voice of Kaito-kun, who came up from not far away, when he saw us.

"Wait, wait - why is there someone who looks so similar to Qi Mu here!!...Could it be Qi Mu's brother, brother?" After seeing the situation clearly, Kai Teng-kun gasped. Tone, greatly shocked.

From the looks of it, the two of them really didn't make an appointment with Qi Mu-jun.

But... This kind of sudden encounter is indeed a scene that only appears in funny shows.

However, before I could continue to gloat, I heard another surprised and familiar voice of a young girl behind me.

"Mingyin?!"

I turned around slowly, and when I saw the orange-haired girl in a light-colored bathrobe, I suddenly had an ominous premonition.

That’s right, my friend—she always habitually brings in various “fantasy filters” when watching people, especially when watching love-related events.

So, at present, she probably completely ignores the existence of Hai Teng and Ran Tang who just arrived next to her.

Yumehara Chiyo saw me and Saiki Kusuo first.

"Ming Yin, you are dating Sai Mu-kun...ah no..."

She noticed the way Akashi Seijuro suddenly looked at her when he heard the word "date".

When seeing Akashi's face clearly, Yumehara Zhiyu's expression was completely shocked. The orange-haired girl raised her hand to cover her mouth with an incredible expression, but her eyes were wakuwaku with a wonderful brilliance.

"Oh, why is there a handsome guy who looks like Qi Mu-kun... It's hard, it's hard..."

She took a big step back.

"Three, three people on a date?!"

"Three people, no, no, no, it's impossible to say normally——Could it be that the matter between you and Qi Mu-jun has been exposed?! Is this Mingyin your fiancé? Did I disturb their Shura field?! "

Akashi next to me looked at me hesitantly: "Fiance...?"

Mengyuan Zhiyu covered her face: "I didn't expect my fiancé to look so much like Qi Mu-kun, so Qi Mu-kun is not a substitute for—"

I was completely stunned when she started to speak, and I finally came to my senses.

He didn't care about his own image at all, he rushed over and covered Yumehara Zhiyu's mouth: "...stop, stop, stop——"

Shut up ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——!

Date a ghost!

What a fiance!

Where did the Shura field come from!

Besides, the substitute is a ghost——

This is obviously a sudden substitute attack! !Yes!Double attack!Wood big wood big all wood big!

It's all fake ahhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

…………

Human death and fate's persecution always come suddenly.

I sat on the steps, hugging my knees, out of my body, my expression gradually numb.

This is definitely one of the rare black histories in my life.

Forget it...it's okay.

After Yumehara Zhiyu was covered by me, he seemed to realize that he had revealed some terrible "secret".

I also realized that "if I continue to stay here, I will become a light bulb to disturb us".

Though I'd rather she didn't realize anything.

In short, with an apologetic and guilty look on her face, she forcefully and actively pulled the two "spectators" who didn't know the truth, Hai Teng and Ran Tang, away from us.

Therefore, the current "social death" is just facing the two people who were present at the beginning.

No, let's exclude Sai Mu-kun, he already knows the wonderful story I made up by the way.Only Ah Zheng didn't know.

And when he was completely unaware, I borrowed his personal settings.

"Anyway, it's because of one reason or another—what I just said was just made up by my friend, and none of it is true."

Regarding You Xunran's doubts, my eyes wandered with guilt, and I made a sound of trying to muddle through.

I can't explain it in detail!How can I explain it!The bloody story I made up is really embarrassing!

"...Then let me guess."

Akashi Seijuro stared at me with lowered eyes, but his tone was calm, and he began a precise analysis slowly.

"Ming Yin, you and Qi Mu pretended to be a couple because of 'some reason'."

Me: "?" Wait, you just deduced it? !how did you do that?

"Looking at the reactions of the three people just now, Qi Mu's two friends didn't know about it. But your friend Mingyin knew about it clearly. It means that you even I don’t hesitate to invent any reason to deal with it.”

"But other people's ignorance and this kind of coping prove that you and Qi Mu want to hide this 'false relationship' in front of others. However, things like pretending to be lovers will never be done suddenly without meaning—so This kind of 'relationship' is just to show off in front of certain people. Well, the biggest possibility is to avoid unwanted love luck?"

"However, it won't be yours, Mingyin, but Qi Mu's, right? You won't do such devious things when you reject suitors."

"And the reasons you can improvise are half-truths and half-false... the storyline in TV dramas. What? I was used to assume the role of fiancé?"

Me: Pupil earthquake.

"A Zheng."

"Um?"

"You change careers and become a detective."

"Don't change the subject. Mingyin." Said Akashi Seijuro, his tone became a little cold, "Although I understand, but I don't agree... There are some things that I can't understand."

I blinked blankly, and found that the red-haired boy in front of me seemed unhappy. He raised his eyes expressionlessly, his strange-colored pupils were a little condensed, and his expression naturally became sharp when he was serious.

He looked sideways at the superpower user on the other side.

"I'm still very curious why Mingyin looks at you differently... The things she refuses to tell me must have nothing to do with her, so the 'secrets' that cannot be revealed are still from you."

"Why did I have to tell you?"

Regarding this targeted speech, the esper who had not spoken all this time raised his eyes calmly, he pushed his glasses, his expression did not fluctuate at all.It's still ordinary, and there is no feeling of being suppressed in terms of momentum.

"This is a matter between me and Dongtang classmate. The secret is also a secret between the two of us. You are just a person who has nothing to do with it. Moreover, as a young tame, you think you know each other very well, but you really Do you know all the secrets of Todo-san?"

The two people met with the same unfriendly eyes, and seemed to want to continue to have some verbal conflict.

I:?

what happened?

Wait, is this the rhythm of the two of them quarreling? !

Why?

Secret, what secret?

Ah, I remembered, Ah Zheng also asked this related question when he was in the amusement park a few days ago?He asked me if I had a new understanding of my abilities because of something, but I could figure out whether it was because I met Qi Mu-kun, so I couldn't tell him... Skip that.

There is no way to hide this "secret" from Ah Zheng... Qi Mu-jun, he doesn't want to reveal the identity of the superpower.Naturally, I couldn't talk to Ah Zheng.

Ah Zheng will be unhappy because of this, because he thinks that the reason why I hide it from him is because of Qi Mujun?Although it is true, it is not Sai Mu-kun's fault——

Now we have to add things like pretending to be a couple to help avoid luck.

Under normal circumstances, if it was just an ordinary male classmate who asked me to do this kind of favor, I would definitely refuse without hesitation. ——However, Saiki-kun is different.

...Since Ah Zheng doesn't know what kind of person Qi Mu-kun is, don't you think that I was deceived by Qi Mu-kun?

As a young boy, Azheng doesn't know the truth, so he is worried about me, but from Qi Mu-kun's point of view, he probably feels that Azheng, who explores these secrets, is "offending" him.

"Don't quarrel, don't quarrel—"

I raised my hand and grabbed the red-haired boy's sleeve.He turned to look at me.

"I just made up a story, and you don't have to pretend to be a couple... How should I put it, it's really just helping me, because Qi Mu-jun has also helped me a lot...! Although I can't specifically talk to you, Ah Zheng Said, everyone has secrets, and you and Qi Mu-kun are not familiar with each other, so of course he can't tell you his secret... But you don't have to worry about me being cheated, A Zheng!"

"Qi Mu-jun, he is really a super good guy, not a bad guy!"

Akashi Seijuro: "..."

Saiki Kusuo: "..."