From God's perspective, I complained about the world

"If the drama you are in, Saiki-kun, has a name, then the name of this drama should undoubtedly be: "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo"."

When Kusuo Saiki said this sincerely, I didn't mean to gloat over others' misfortune, but this kind of accidental accident is indeed——

"What a disaster."

The cause of this "disaster" may have to be traced back, starting from this morning.

About a few days after the summer festival, today is still a leisurely summer vacation, and I went to see a movie with Saiki Kusuo.

When I was talking about entertainment projects with Qi Mujun before, I also heard him say that people with superpowers have nothing to do with places like movie theaters.

Once you go in, you will be spoiled every minute because of the telepathy... and whether it is spoiled by the audience who watched the movie last time or by the conductor... In short, the result is the same, where there are people, there will be dramas transparent existence.

It sounds very miserable.

But I don't think it's a big deal, being in a movie theater and not being spoiled by telepathy works, that's easy to fix-

Because before the summer vacation, I felt that the relationship with Sai Mu-kun had become better, and I made an agreement to hang out together when I was free, so I fulfilled my promise and made an appointment with him.

Of course he agreed.

By the way, to my surprise, this person bought a mobile phone and exchanged contact information with me.The above exchanges are all from chat software on the Internet.

Isn't this incredible.This person also said before that the Internet is boring, he is not interested at all, and he doesn't even need a mobile phone to find someone.

However, the almighty Qi Mujun replied to me that the cause was because he played with Qi Mu's father's ipad.

Then discovered that the Internet is wonderful.

Just... For example, when you read comics, you can see a lot of comments from fellow fans sharing their thoughts.

For example, you can directly download and buy e-books online, eliminating the need to go to a store to buy them.

——Don’t worry about spoilers for the series.

But aren't you becoming more and more nerdy?

Moreover, the things bought on the shopping website arrive quickly, some of which are cheap, like a certain brand of fully automatic coffee jelly machine, which is very suitable for purchase...

To this, I can only reply: surf the Internet safely and beware of fraud.

I always feel that the superpowers related to coffee jelly are inexplicably innocent and easy to deceive.

To put it bluntly, isn't he really fragrant?

Really fragrant and even inexplicable.

So, I questioned Qi Mujun: Everyone knows the convenience of the Internet, don’t you know it before?

He replied very calmly: I don't know, because I have no contact.

Me: Why are you determined not to contact me?

Him: Because I feel that there is nothing to contact.Anyway, it can be done with superpowers.

Then why are you so fragrant now! ! !

Is this the nature of being arrogant, no matter what new things you face, you will continue to be in a state of resolute denial.Saying it on my mouth, thinking in my heart: "It's no big deal", "How could I succumb to this temptation"-this time I have been in a state of preventing myself from being attracted.

As a result, when the get reaches the point, it becomes completely irresistible.

Pretty amazing.

I am not arrogant, and I may not understand this mentality.

Gossip aside.

Of course, if you come to the cinema, you have to watch a movie that has just been released. It is a sci-fi theme. It has only been released for two days, and there are many positive reviews on the Internet.

In order to prevent "spoilers", there is naturally no one else in the cinema except us.Of course, if it's just a private room, there won't be no humans at all, at least there will be conductors and the like present.But this time is different, all the services here are AI intelligent robots.

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

The superpowers I brought into the movie theater fell into a bewildered silence.

I looked at all kinds of vivid and flexible AI intelligent robots that looked like humans, could have conversations with me, touched my chin, and thought: "This kind of theme is quite in line with the background of the movie. The movie I want to watch today It’s also a cyberpunk work with a future background.”

"Ah, there are fully automatic drinks and popcorn self-service machines over there. What would you like to eat?"

Regarding this, Saiki Kusuo's expression was somewhat complicated, and his reply to me was: "Todo-san, you are really amazing."

"Eh? What's so amazing about me?"

"Both the brain circuit and the money ability are amazing." He complained.

"Speaking of which, why do you suddenly want to watch a movie?"

"Because there are only a few options when you go out to play, Qi Mu-kun, you can't imagine a place that you would like except for a dessert shop... So you chose a place that you can't go to on weekdays?"

I feel like he should want to watch a movie.

"What's going on with this movie theater?"

"It's a movie theater in the trial operation stage. As you can see, the theme is high-tech full AI. It's a project that my brother is working on recently with a Ph.D. from the same school..."

"Student Dongtang, do you have an older brother?"

"Yes." I replied with a smile, "He is studying in Cambridge, England now."

"..." Saiki Kusuo was silent for a while, looked around, lowered his eyes again, and muttered to himself inexplicably, "...Suddenly there is an ominous premonition."

I blinked, wondering: "Foreboding?"

"No, it should be just an illusion." He denied.

It's okay to deny your hunch.

However, the current Saiki Kusuo seems to be trying his best to get rid of the "ominous premonition" he said just now. He glanced at me, and his expression was actually quite gentle.

"Then what do you think? If you come to such a movie theater, you won't be spoiled, right? Although there will still be audiences in actual operation. ——Well, of course, you can also book the venue. But it hasn't officially opened yet, so I will take you directly Come and see."

"...Of course I don't hate it." He replied, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Well, that's good."

I'm too lazy to complain about his way of speaking.

Like = don't hate.

Tsk tsk tsk, this is arrogance.

……

So, after that, I watched a movie and ate popcorn.

Of course, if you just watch a movie, it is actually just ordinary, and it cannot be called the "disaster" mentioned at the beginning.

The subject matter of this movie is actually quite common, but it is the type of AI robots awakening their self-awareness and fighting against humans.However, the special effects inside are superb, which is very suitable for viewing on the big screen. Besides the struggle, there is also a very warm emotional line.

There is also a villain boss who is very handsome, but Xia Youjie thinks it is very good to call humans monkeys or something.

However, after watching the movie, when I went to see the lifelike robot in the movie theater, I couldn't help but feel a little hairy.

If it is really too realistic——

"...It's a bit of an uncanny valley effect. They won't suddenly explode and attack us." I couldn't help but make assumptions.

"It doesn't matter, anyway, it can be broken with one punch." Saiki Kusuo remained calm.

"Yeah, you're really going too far." The robot walking beside suddenly answered.

I:"!"

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

The psychic turned his head to look at me and asked very seriously, "Can I break it?"

"It's not impossible if you really want to." I replied crisply.

"Forget it..." He gave up.

"It feels like Sai Mu-kun, you are a little... inexplicably vigilant today?" I observed his expression, and there was indeed something wrong.

"Ah, I thought of an annoying guy." Saiki Kusuo held his forehead and sighed, "Ah, ah, ah... It's better not to be like I thought."

In short, after watching the movie, we left the movie theater normally.However, when walking on the road, a sudden "disaster" just happened.

A baseball flew over without warning and inexplicably, and hit Saiki Kusuo on the head.

I think if I was hit, I would at least have a concussion, but Qi Mu-kun was hit, just like being rubbed by a light feather.

However, it would be fine if it were just an understatement.Worse than the concussion, the lollipop-like suppressor on his head was smashed.

I know that it is called a "super power suppressor", but I don't know how much it can be suppressed, and I don't know how much damage the super powers of the super power user who lost the suppressor can't be controlled to bring.

But now I know-

After he took a step forward, the concrete floor collapsed like tofu.

I was just dumbfounded.

Saiki Kusuo looked back at me, and for the first time, I saw the emotion of "at a loss" in his daily calm expression.

"...I can't move anymore." He said calmly, "Now I am a Doll Gundam to the streets and pedestrians."

"This metaphor is really vivid. So you can't fix it yourself?"

I glanced at the suppressor in his hand that he used to go back in time and turned it into a part.

"In a sense, Qi Mu-kun, your ominous premonition has come true."

"I'm not happy at all."

"Aren't you a bit unlucky today? Maybe you shouldn't ask Qi Mu-jun to come out."

"No, it has nothing to do with you, Dongtang, it's my problem."

The pink-haired boy next to him seemed to have thought of something, his whole body was full of low pressure, and his aura seemed to have darkened.

I don't know what he's thinking, but standing in the middle of the road like this doesn't seem appropriate.

So just keep doing nothing?No way, "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo" will be renamed "Saiki Kusuo Still Motionless".

"Qi Mu-jun, your expression doesn't look very good, is it a headache?"

"Well, telepathy within a range of 200 meters has expanded to a global scale."

I:"???"

"Is your brain okay?! How big is your brain capacity!!"

"It's okay, I'm just not used to it." He replied calmly.

Me: "...your setting is really outrageous."

"Your setting is even more outrageous." He retorted.

"Where am I outrageous, I am more than a normal person."

"Put out your hand."

I blinked, puzzled, but passed my hand anyway.

Saiki Kusuo raised his hand cautiously, and took mine.

I:"……?"

"For a normal person, if I touch it lightly like this without a suppressor, the person will disappear." He complained flatly, "So you are obviously abnormal."

"Hey!"