From God's perspective, I complained about the world

In this world, there are really many wonderful characters.

In Two-dimensional, there's often that gender-ambiguous character type.For example, the attribute of pseudo-mother is very common... However, I have never seen a pseudo-mother, because no one around me has this attribute...Of course, I have never seen a rarer pseudo-boy before this. !

See it today!

An acquaintance of Chiyo and Nozaki-kun, his name is Kashima Yu.

Even though she is a girl, she is very handsome.

She is obviously a girl, but she is very skilled at flirting with girls.

Comes with the background and bgm of girl comics.

Speaking of normal people, it would make people feel toe-picking, but when she uttered it, it was a shameful line that was very refreshing and unaffected.

It is a well-deserved "prince" role.

I would rather call her Kashima-kun than Kashima-san or Kashima-chan.

But no matter how handsome she is, no matter how surrounded by girls, she is indeed heterosexual——

At this moment, Kashima-kun happily approached a boy who was much shorter than her, looking very happy, and the atmosphere between the two of them seemed to be very good.

These two people, if they are CP, girls are taller than boys, and there is still a height difference of more than ten centimeters! (shock)

Just as I couldn't help sighing, several people who had just been pushed aside by me approached me one after another.

I feel that the atmosphere between them seems to be weird. Both Sai Mu-kun and A Zheng seem to avoid the existence of Nozaki-kun and feel speechless.

Speaking of which, how did the stalk about Gouxue's "fiancé" and "boyfriend" come about? In fact, I have quietly explained the cause and effect to Chiyo in private, which is to clarify the real truth.

By the way, I asked her to explain it to Nozaki-kun for me.Both the fiancé and the boyfriend are fake, they are well aware of it. ——So I don’t understand why Nozaki-kun still gathers around us to collect materials.

Could it be that Azheng and Qi Mu-jun have the temperament of a girly heroine?

In this regard, I am somewhat gloating, probably the kind of schadenfreude that "I am not the only one who has been harmed".

I still don't understand why Chiyo likes Uenozaki-kun, a character with a wonderful brain circuit.

Is it because of a high lift?This is the same as the popsicle stick that Mr. Heizi handed to Wuyue hit the girl's heart, right?

I found it.

Every time I face other people's love affairs, I always say: I understand the truth, but I still can't understand it!

And Chiyo seemed to understand me even more.

"Mingyin, what are you doing, Mingyin!" Sakura Chiyo rushed over first, raised her hand and shook my shoulder, with a hint of resentment, "Why even you were captured by Kashima!"

"What did you say was captured?" I tilted my head, puzzled, "I still know that Kashima-kun is a girl."

"But you already called her Kashima-kun—!"

"Because I feel that this is the most suitable... But Kashima-kun is really handsome. Her setting should be 'the most handsome in this work' on your set. She is obviously a girl."

"Well... that's right." Sakura Chiyo nodded in agreement, but her expression changed for some reason, and she retorted, "No! Ming Yin, did you understand the atmosphere! How did you get along with Nozaki-kun?" identical--!"

Nozaki Umetaro looked at her, and slowly asked a question: "Me? What is the same as me?"

Sakura Chiyo shrank her neck, blushed and shook her head: "No no no—it's nothing."

"Oh." Nozaki didn't ask any further questions, but just asked me curiously, "Todo...could you say that the type you actually like is Kashima's?"

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding temperature seemed to have changed a little. Is there a cold wind blowing by the seaside?

"Mingyin." Akashi Seijuro called me, and I turned around in response, he was staring at me, "I'm also curious, which type would you like? Or are you interested in that line?"

"No." I replied indifferently, "I don't like that kind of type if I change it to a boy. The biggest charm of Kashima-kun is that she is so handsome even though she is a girl. If she is a boy, she is just ordinary. The pool surface of the central air-conditioning type."

I tried to give an example: "As an analogy, one day Kise wanted to fall in love so much, so he shone around flirting with girls? Sure enough, let's forget it... It's too common."

Akashi Seijuro paused, as if he had imagined the scene, and sighed subtly: "Your example is really easy to understand..."

"That's right!" I smiled, "By the way, Kashima-kun is taller than many boys, she's so amazing, how did she grow..."

The voice just fell.

The two boys in front of me who were shorter than Kashima, the red-haired boy and the pink-haired boy, were shot at the same time.

"Mingyin, you..." I was grabbed by the arm by Sakura Chiyo again, she reminded me in a low voice, "How much reading atmosphere! The atmosphere—"

"?" I turned to look at her, and then at Nozaki Umetaro.

I beat the palm of my hand and suddenly realized.

On such a rare occasion, I should give my friend an assist.

I naturally transferred the topic of height to the two of them: "Speaking of which, Chiyo, you really like tall boys, right? The best one is 1.9 meters."

"Eh?!" Chiyo was stunned, followed my gaze and looked at Nozaki, who was expressionless, and his face turned red all of a sudden, "Eh——!! Yes, that's right!"

However, Nozaki Umetaro didn't notice Chiyo's girlish heart at all. He said calmly: "I didn't expect that, Sakura, you would like that type. If you are 1.9 meters, you should be able to lift you up easily."

Sakura Chiyo: "..."

Me: "..." Bastard!It was you who easily lifted her up at the school gate on the first day of school, and then stole her heart!

The surrounding air seemed to have returned to silence. I think that among the few people present, Nozaki-kun should be the only one who couldn't tell that Chiyo liked him.

What kind of hateful straight man setting is this!Hurry up, Kangkang, you are super invincible, cute, and wholeheartedly only have your little Chiyo in your eyes!

In the end, it was Saiki Kusuo who looked at me with an indescribable expression, and then at Nozaki-kun, and complained without a word:

"Are you all idiots?"

Oh, right! ——I even forgot that this person can read minds, and I don't know how many melons he has eaten at this moment, damn it!I am so envious!

……

Summer, sun, sea, swimwear.

There are a lot of people on the beach, of course not only school trips like ours, but also many individual tourists.

Well, the day was probably quite long, and the weather was quite hot.

I bought ice cream from the stall, and started various "watching shows" while licking and eating.

First of all, I saw the first "emergency incident" that happened not far away.

There were two overwhelmed Puxin men who went to Zhaoqiao to strike up a conversation.Zhiyu is also beside him.

At the critical moment, Kai Teng-kun stepped forward as a hero to save the beauty.One Punch Superman repelled the two Puxin men.Ah no, I noticed that the superpower also noticed that side, and walked a few steps towards them.The calm, hidden merit and fame gave Kaito-kun a "help".

I turned my head and glanced at the red-haired boy next to me: "Speaking of which, Ah Zheng, you didn't."

"Oh what is it?" Akashi Seijuro was puzzled.

"That is to say, Ah Zheng, don't you think Teruhashi-san... ah, the blue-haired girl over there is very beautiful?"

He raised his eyebrows: "Is this a trap question?"

"Not at all--"

What kind of trap?He wouldn't think that I would have that competitive sense of who is more beautiful, would he?I don't have that kind of halo-style special effect, and I'm not interested in comparing. I'm just a little curious about whether this sparkling setting is useful to people on different sets.

I blinked, looked at his unwavering expression, and saw that he was indeed not attracted by Zhaoqiao like passers-by, so I understood, "Well, forget it, maybe it's not because the settings of each studio are different. "

Akashi Seijuro didn't bother with this issue either.

"Compared to those unimportant things, Mingyin, if you don't eat it soon, your ice cream will melt." He reminded.

"...!"

I lowered my head, seeing that the ice cream was about to melt on my hand, without thinking, I opened my mouth and took a big bite.

Woohoo so cold——!I suddenly felt a bit of a pain mask.

"You." Akashi Seijuro sighed, "How can you eat like this?"

"...It's so cold that my head hurts."

I frowned and said unhappily, the slightly smirking expression of the boy in front of me also made me even more aggrieved.

However, the unhappiness disappeared in the next second.

He lowered his eyes slightly, just took out a tissue, and helped me wipe off the ice cream stuck to the corner of my mouth very naturally.

I blinked.stunned.

No, he... is he really wiping my mouth like a child?

Although I have no scruples and don't care about my own image, only Ah Zheng, who is a child, understands everything.

Except for my family members, in fact, only in front of Ah Zheng, I have always acted like a child.

but--

Well, it doesn't seem to work!He's said this before too!It's not a real kid after all!One has to be a little ashamed!

I subconsciously took the paper towel and wanted to wipe it myself, but Seijuro Akashi didn't force it, and let go of it graciously.

Tell me what he is looking at.

The pair of strange-colored eyes drooped, and their gaze paused for a moment.

lips?Could it be that it wasn't wiped clean?

……

I didn't have time to think about it.

On the other side, there was a noise from the sea.

Not far away, Nozaki-kun, Mikoshiba-kun and another boy they didn't know were playing in the sea, and their expressions were completely panicked.

I turned my head and noticed Kusuo Saiki who came over after solving the strike-up incident over there.

He looked at us, as if he was not very happy.

"What happened over there?" If you don't know what happened, ask the superpower first.

Saiki Kusuo glanced at me and replied: "It's Nozaki and their swimming trunks that got washed away."

"What?!" I was shocked, "I only heard that girls' bikinis are easily washed away. Are your boys' swimming trunks so fragile?"

I couldn't help but look down, and focused on the swimming trunks of the two people beside me——

"……what's on your mind!"

"Mingyin—"

The two issued warning sounds at the same time. Could it be that they were shy?

I raised my eyes and glanced at the sea again. Regarding Chiyo's approach... the three teenagers who were so nervous that they couldn't talk incoherently without their swimming trunks.

The picture is so beautiful!This unexpected event is too much fun!

"Tsk, it's a pity..." I muttered to myself.

"What are you regretting?" Saiki Kusuo asked.

"If you were going to be there just now, would you be persecuted too... By the way, would you guys have that kind of reaction when your swimming trunks were washed away?"

"What are you thinking? Stop imagining things that are impossible." Saiki Kusuo interrupted my fantasy indifferently.

Tsk, people with super powers can indeed prevent this kind of thing from happening to them, but ordinary people may not.I turned my head and asked another person present.

"Is it really impossible?"

"It's absolutely impossible." Akashi Seijuro agreed firmly.

Oh, in terms of refusing social death... it's rare to reach a consensus, these two people.