The Devil's Lover in the Black Basket

As we all know, the table is a red flag (?) growing up good mushroom cool, correct three views, excellent anemia, yes, it is anemia!Not morals! !

Desk used to dream of hooking up with a tall, rich and handsome man with good character and learning. Later, he joined Two-dimensional and never got out. He has been on this road for many years.

I have fantasized about time travel, dreamed of being in the air, and fantasized about my own life.

Then one day, the table crossed.What a joy!That rippling on the table, that joy, that confusion? ?

Anyway, table crossing, huh?Why would you wear it?How do you wear it?

Spread your hands on the table, expressing that you don't know...

As soon as the table opened its eyes, it found itself surrounded by crowds like Pender, um... the brain of the table turned around a few times, and then lay down again.

"Hey! Wake up and get up!"

The table stood up like an arrow from Li Xuan, no wonder it felt so hard, it was crushing someone.

"Where is the aunt?"

aunt?You...you call the table in your youth an aunt, you... well, although the table is unkempt and sloppy, but...the table has a girlish heart!

"You...you are so handsome!!"

Cough cough, occasional nympho or something, please don't mind it, well, there are no handsome guys around the table, even if there are, they are all famous and beautiful, seeing such a handsome guy with healthy limbs, please don't be a nympho in an instant care.

By the way, where is this place!Although Zhuo Zhuo dreamed of hooking up with someone back home after time travel, but since he realized that 'the gender is different, you can't fall in love', Zhuo Zhuo gave up this idea.

"Hey! You won't apologize?" The table put on his glasses, where's the handsome guy he agreed to?

Ma Ma, they lied to me.They say that you can cross over by stepping on the lid of the pot!

Well, the table realized that Nima wasn't dressed properly at all!Hit someone.Fuck, pants are off, show me this! !

"Hurry up the desk, we're going to be late."

No wonder the table recovered from the blow it never crossed!The person behind is still clamoring for an apology from the table, I am so miserable, you still...

Woooooo... I won't play with you guys anymore! !

God is always so cruel, I thought I was wearing it, but it’s actually nothing, don’t be so cruel!

The desk soul spent the day in an out-of-body state. At night, he clasped his feet and fell asleep.

"Hey! Wake up!"

"Um..."

Fuck!Nima is a sunspot!Alive, hot, and active!

The table bites itself hard, Mochi! ! !It's not a dream! !My old lady finally passed through~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la

I looked at Tetsuya Kuroko with an idiotic face, hehehe...the skin is so good!

"Zhe, don't bother with that ugly girl, I'm going back." This voice... blah blah, it really is black skin! !

Qingfeng was frightened by the ugly girl sitting on the ground, and pulled Heizi away quickly.

The table suddenly hugged Heizi's leg, not the thigh of course, such a sensitive area...cough ><

"Obasan hasn't eaten for three days!"

There is no feeling of guilt in the heart of the table, deceit is a good foundation of trust, and it is the foil of trust! !

The kind-hearted Heizi couldn't bear to leave the table, and persuaded the cold-blooded Qingfeng...

The desk followed Heizi home like a pug!

I fell!I discovered it when I was chasing manga, Kose, you really have true love for Heizi!

"Little Heizi~ you're back."

True love is true love, and the table didn't intend to seduce Hei Zi, so there's no need to look at him so hostilely, he will be shy.

The table sat calmly in the living room, waiting for the big meal to be served.

Although that bastard Heipi justly said, buy some food and send me away, but this is an opportunity to get close to Heizi, how can I let him slip away.After I said something like 'the table cannot eat without a table in the family', Heizi... No, I followed Heizi home.

I'm so excited to go home or something! !Well, the table is just there to watch adultery.

"Xiao Huang, what happened to that pile of garbage in the living room?"

Hey, hey, Ziyuan with such a poisonous tongue is so cute, hey!Have you awakened some kind of shaking M attribute! !

When looking around at the table, Heizi has already served the food, Nima, there is no Japanese food!

After drinking and eating, the table has no intention of leaving.

"that..."

"Ah! I'm a table, that... please give me more advice"?

Who will tell me why we can communicate? ! !

Sure enough, I'm still dreaming, oh, I touched Heizi's hand, it's so slippery.

However, I felt the sight of murder, is it an illusion? !

The table sat on the ground all of a sudden, but luckily the table hid quickly, otherwise it would have become the ghost of Akashi Juju's subordinates, just shaking hands or something, don't be so serious, the atmosphere is very strange.The table did not want again....

Well, the table is trying to take advantage of it, the opportunity is rare or something, how can you people who 'tortured' sunspots at night understand? ! !

"Akashi-kun, don't treat guests like this, it's very rude."

The desk hurriedly hid behind Heizi, nodded: "Very rude!"

"Uh... Actually, it's not that rude, so please don't care about my feelings!" The figure of the table decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Table sauce, I made you laugh."

Before Heizi was about to pull the table up, the table stood up by itself, the table didn’t cry, stood up and masturbated (heavy fog)

Although Heizi is the life of the table, he still doesn't have the guts to take profit again in front of Heizi's veterans.

So... after seeing Cui Cui, the table got out of the way.real! !

However, it is not the character of the table to be as thin-skinned as a table.

So, the table turned around and walked out of the door in ten steps.Then the table felt unstable, Moji!A concubine can't do something like intimate contact with the ground in front of her own life! !

etc!At this time, someone will usually catch it!But the table only saw a figure hiding for a while, and the table fell to the ground with a 'boom'.

"Who?" Midorima avoided the table and walked towards Heizi.

The table stood up in disgrace, hehe... shame or something, the table didn't care.Finally got to see them.

Heizi waved goodbye to the table with a calm face.Then the table also waved goodbye to Heizi, goodbye...see you..

God knows, the table is roaring inside.

"I'm really going to be late!!!"

"Hey! Pig, are you still alive?"

Woooooo... biting the handkerchief, the table knew it was a dream, it always knew it.But why break the dream of the table.

The desk looked at the person who woke him up with resentment, o(￣ヘ￣o#), even if you bribe the desk with tea eggs, the desk will not forgive you! !

Well, two tea eggs are another matter! !