Son, please cut off your sleeves!

"Uncle, you look so handsome and mighty in the capital." I saw him jump over and stand with me and hurriedly dodge, and I slandered him ten thousand times in my heart before I said: "Hey, Uncle, the money you owe me..."

"Little Liu'er, this is your fault. Talking about money hurts feelings. Why don't we talk about relationships, what do you think?" He leaned over affectionately and smiled at me rather wickedly. .

I hecked twice, kicked him away vigorously, and said with a very apologetic face: "In order to prevent Master from leaving the school, let's talk about money. Besides, talking about feelings hurts money so much, it's really not good, really not good... ..."

Listening to my ups and downs, he seemed to remember the warning Master gave him in Dongli, but his eyes were filled with a slight smile, and he continued to bend his fox eyes and said: "In this way, it is not bad to talk about money. , but it comes at your fingertips, do you really want it?"

"Oh, where did you get it from?" I turned sideways to avoid his hands and feet, glanced at a big tree with swaying leaves not far away, and got a little closer to my uncle, puzzled: " Where's Dabai from my family?"

He was really surprised at my active approach, hesitantly said: "Of course the brother took me away. Are you going to have sex with me tonight?" He pointed meaningfully in the direction of the palace.

I was slightly startled, and immediately understood what he meant, and nodded fiercely.Although the second brother is a monster, what if the emperor is a monster collector?

We discussed some trivial matters again, and after we decided to act at night, Uncle Yule took me to his lair.A thatched hut outside the capital city is indeed the ultimate in ventilation, warm in summer and cool in winter, but it also has a special taste.

In order to recharge my batteries, I decided to take a nap on the grass nest first, but at this time Uncle Yu Le came over and said hopefully, "Xiao Liuer, do you know what love is?"

...Haven't seen each other in a year, why is he so stupid? What about Yu Le, the handsome uncle who claimed to be the leader of the Beggar Gang in the past? !

I know that I have little talent and little learning, and love is such an ethereal and literary thing. If I knew it, how could I stay in the grass nest with him? Does Huaji regard medicine as salt?"

I thought these words were extremely reserved, but he actually heard it, and said with a dissatisfied face: "Xiao Liu'er, Uncle Yuyue didn't go to the Beggars' Gang, and he doesn't know how to be a beggar. You clearly know that a year ago I Why did you leave?" He leaned over as he spoke, the corner of his mouth almost touching my forehead.Immediately there was a thud thump thud sound outside the thatched hut, there seemed to be a chaotic sound of weapons and so on, but it lasted for a while, and then suddenly disappeared.

Pursing my lips and smiling, I stretched out my hand and pushed it away, turned over and said seriously: "Master, you know me too. Do you think I will know about love? Don't you think you are playing the piano against a cow?"

After a long time, Fang Fang sighed and said very frankly: "Uncle Shi is used to being unrestrained all his life. Brother must have often told you that I also have no desires and desires in this life, just like I want to become a fairy. However, after I met you, But something changed in my heart. That night, I told you seriously that I seemed to like you, and then you fed me a pot of medicinal juice, asking me to cure my illness. "

He sighed, and I sighed too. If I had known that liking a man was not a disease, why would I be willing to waste my medicinal herbs, but now I feel a little embarrassed by what he said, so I continued his words: "You You know, you don't really like me when you like me, you just..." Lonely for too long.Naturally, I would not say this, so after deliberating for a while, I comforted him and said, "You may be... going to become an immortal. Look, don't immortals have tribulations?"

His words sounded really useful, and he put his arms around me again and said, "Maybe it's because I'm so lonely." I smiled awkwardly, and thought to myself that you know it too.Feeling his rare confused mood, I didn't push him away for a moment, and let him bury his head on my chest, but the stupid image of Shang Yicheng burying his head on my chest suddenly popped up in my mind.

"Master, just now you asked me what love is, do you know?" I thought I might be sick too, otherwise I wouldn't have been distracted for a while and asked such a stupid question.He moved his head, tightened his grip on me, and muttered, "I don't know."

I immediately darkened my face when I heard this, and said with great dissatisfaction: "I thought you knew when you asked me just now. Forget it, let's go to sleep." Then he raised his head, glanced at me with a dejected look, and chuckled Twice, "I don't know, but senior brother must know. In your eyes, does Ling Ye like senior brother?"

"I like it." I said firmly.

"Do you love?" He returned to his careless look.

"Love." I said without hesitation.

"Why are you so sure?" He glanced at the roof calmly, and continued to ask with a smile.

"...Just because he tried his best to capture Master for five or six years but always let Master back, it's all because Master is happy or unhappy." Speaking of this, I am still very satisfied with Ling Ye, the teacher's wife.

"That's it. Let me tell you, little Liu'er, how does His Royal Highness Prince Jin treat you? Do you like him?" Yu Le leaned over again, picked at my hair scattered on my shoulders, with a look of displeasure With good intentions.I didn't answer, my face darkened for a while, and I said in a bitter tone: "Why mention him?! Sleep!"

"How about this, I'll help you tonight, you promise me a condition?" He leaned on me and leaned closer to me and said, "Uncle Shi is very curious about how men and men can have sex, why don't we practice it?"

I froze for a long time, sighed in my heart, and said indifferently on the face: "I suggest you go to see the erotic palace of Master and Radie, it is both fragrant and exciting."

"Is this a refusal?" He laughed twice, let go of my body and said, "Little Liuer, Xiaoliuer, why does Master feel that you are different from a year ago? Is it because of that King Jin?"

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I choked out a sentence for a long time: "Such a request would be rejected by a normal person, uncle." Then he stopped laughing, and his tone sounded like a whisper: "Yeah, it's not normal."

... I seem to have asked about the breath of gossip, but given the current situation, I'd better not ask, so I pretended to be confused and said, "I'm asleep." I didn't sleep all night last night, and now I'm so sleepy Can't get up, it's so fucking hard.

Sleeping in a daze, I noticed that my uncle got up and went out.After a while, Xixisuo came back again, shamelessly touching my face, and tightened his grip on me, as if he wanted to crush me into his body with such force.Impatiently, I waved him away, kicked him along the way, and muttered: "Uncle Shi, stop making trouble." Fu fell asleep again.

It was night when I woke up.After I was full of sleep, I stretched my arms and squinted my eyes. I saw the uncle in night clothes next to him, with a black mask hanging around his neck, holding a jug in his hand, with an unfathomable expression on his face. look at me.

"Master Uncle." My heart trembled when I saw him like this, he looked too much like a bandit who robbed a house.I'm not afraid of bandits, I'm afraid of becoming a bandit's uncle.

"The head of the willow on the moon, the appointment is after dusk." He smiled at me, flung the wine jug to me gracefully, and said rather bookishly, "Come on, take the next sentence."

I swallowed my saliva, I really felt that he was making things difficult for others, but I had to mobilize all my brain cells and said confidently: "When the moon is dark and the wind is high, when the chickens are crowing and the dogs are stealing."

After a long pause, my hand holding the jug began to tremble. He rushed over and rolled me around in his arms, and said cheerfully, "Okay!"

Drunk? !Unbearable, I pushed him away, turned him left and right a few times, and kicked him again. Fang asked worriedly, "Master, are you okay?"

He didn't say a word, just stared at me with no light in his eyes, and suddenly laughed loudly: "Aren't you going to catch me? Come, come, look, I'm wearing a black suit just for you .Come on, come on, look at your stupidity, you are still a palace guard?!"

I glanced at him, suddenly realized that there was gossip, and my fingertips were trembling with excitement.After calming down my mood a bit, I quickly punched him in the face, and said in a sad tone: "What happened to the palace guards?! Isn't it all because of you?! Do you think I would, if it wasn't for blocking you to see each other every day , how would I want to struggle in a world full of beauties who can’t move?! If it weren’t for you, I might have been out of the palace and the father of three children. You ruined my life, yes You dragged me into the abyss of eternal doom, and you let me know..." I admit how cruel it is for a man to have such eccentricities as a drama addiction!

His unfinished words were stopped by his sudden grabbing of my clothes.My eyes widened in an instant, and I was pushed down and tore off my clothes before I could stop it.Struggling hard, my heart said hell!Playing too big this time!Uncle Master, this is obviously a love injury, a love injury that hurts to death when you touch it, Nima, I tore it open with my own hands!

Just when his lips were about to come down, and I wanted to beat him up again, the thatched roof fell down with a loud boom.At the same time, I hurriedly hugged my uncle and rolled to the side.Even if it's grass, it's still a lot of grass if it doesn't weigh you down!If you can crush a camel, how do you know you can't crush me and my uncle? !

The surroundings returned to silence, I quietly opened my eyes, and suddenly felt that the world was cruel and inhumane, and I was once again committed by Shang Yicheng.Once the roof collapsed, you can see the bright stars and the bright moon hanging high when you look up, which is really a rare sight.

Beside the raised haystack, Shang Yicheng was holding a long sword, his fine clothes were covered with hay long ago, he was in a bit of a mess, the corner of his raised mouth was torn, blood dripped out, and his eyes were even brighter. It was cold like the twelfth lunar month, and he just looked at me gloomy and indifferent.

The hidden guards stared at me at the bottom and uncle at the top, and all of them were heartbroken and accused me together: "Princess, how can you go with others behind your Highness's back..." The following words are of course true. I can't tell, because Shang Yicheng walked towards me with a sword in his hand, his aura is no different from that of killing an enemy on the battlefield.

I glanced at him indifferently, and stretched out my hand to push the uncle.Didn't move, really drunk.Carefully put him on the ground, I got up and covered my clothes, raised my head and smiled at Shang Yicheng: "Your Highness is so excited, you still come out for a stroll at night."

His gloomy gaze flicked over my collar, then he looked down at the sleeping uncle, and he dragged me up and threw me onto the haystack.Throwing the long sword casually, he quickly took off his clothes, and said without any emotion in his tone: "Do you want me to fuck here, are you still on the bed in the palace?"