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This farce ended quickly with the help of Ango Sakaguchi while suppressing his speechless mood and calmly directing the crowd to watch and eat melons.

Osamu Dazai and the "girl" who were salvaged by fishing nets were sent to the hospital. Ango Sakaguchi first explained the accident to the agreed exorcist, and then took another child who was on the scene to the hospital.

Sitting in the ward and looking at the two guys pretending to be dizzy, Ango Sakaguchi sighed, feeling extremely tired.

"You two, are you still pretending? Get up for me quickly, don't waste beds in the hospital."

Osamu Dazai and Xunying Edo turned over at the same time, turned their backs to Ango Sakaguchi and said nothing, as if I was sleeping and I couldn't hear you.

"Don't give me such a tacit understanding at a time like this. Where did the energy go to each other just now?" Ango Sakaguchi almost didn't want to care about these two guys. It's fine to get him involved in the scandal. He didn't have much influence, but Ango Sakaguchi didn't want to see Osamu Dazai jumping into the river in front of him, the impact was a bit big.

The two Dazai silently moved a little further away from Ango Sakaguchi, and curled up in a ball under the quilt.

"That..." The child who came with him, the "accomplice" Takashi Natsume who was fooled by Dazai's bandages timidly pulled the corner of Ango Sakaguchi's clothes, and said in a low voice, "I'm very sorry for causing trouble to everyone, I'm sorry. "

"It's none of your business, it's not your fault." Yasugo Sakaguchi patted Takashi Natsume's head reassuringly, and wiped off the plasma and dust on his face with a tissue. I don't know where Dazai got the "blood" from the bandage. ", still a little hard to wipe.

After wiping off the traces on the child's face, Ango Sakaguchi looked at him hesitantly and asked, "Are you... a boy?"

Natsume Takashi was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that he was still wearing a skirt, it was the first time he wore it like this, and he was not used to the empty feeling underneath, so he grabbed the skirt with both hands and pulled it down.

The boy blushed slightly, and replied shyly, "Yes."

What a bandage, he thought he had learned from Osamu Dazai to seduce a little girl at a young age, but he didn't expect that it was a boy, and he asked him to wear women's clothing, right?

Ango Sakaguchi: "...Don't worry about these two guys, I'll take you to the hotel to change your clothes and take a shower first. Did you get hurt just now?"

Natsume Takashi looked hesitantly at Jiangdu Xunying who was lying on the bed, and shook his head lightly: "No injury, I'll stay and wait for the bandage to rest."

"He's not..." Ango Sakaguchi swallowed the words "not human", and said gently, "What's your name, and where are your parents?"

"My name is Natsume Takashi, and I am staying at my uncle's and aunt's house." Natsume Takashi pursed his lips, and looked at Sakaguchi Ango with bright eyes, "It's okay, it's not time for dinner yet, they don't I'll find out where I am, I'll be here with the bandages."

Sakaguchi Ango was slightly startled, and said with a light smile, "Let the father and son be alone, I think they should have something to say to each other, so don't bother them."

Natsume Takashi was still a little hesitant, and Jiangdu Xunying, who was lying on the bed and pretended to be dead, sat up, and there seemed to be wet water vapor while speaking: "It's okay, I want to talk to my father, Natsume-kun, you can go to the hotel with Anwu's mother first Well, Anwu's mother is also a police officer or something, so she won't kidnap and sell you."

"I'm not worried about this." Natsume Takashi said helplessly, "Then I'll go first...you have a good rest."

Jiang Du Xunying nodded vigorously: "Yeah, I'll go play with you later! Thank you for today, it was a great help!"

After Ango Sakaguchi left the ward with the boy, Edo Xunying got off his own bed, climbed onto the next bed with his short legs, lifted Dazai Osamu's quilt and pushed in.

Osamu Dazai: "...what are you doing?"

Jiang Du Xunying: "I want to sleep with my father."

"I don't want to sleep with you, go down for me."

"No, I want it!" Jiangdu Xunying stuck to Dazai Osamu's back, pulling the young man with hands and feet, "What's wrong with the child sleeping with daddy? I'm only five years old!"

Osamu Dazai turned over and sat up from the bed, pinched the boy's face with one hand, and stared at him calmly.

"Where are you only five years old?"

The skirt on Jiang Du Xunying's body has been changed. He is wearing a hospital gown for children and a bandage that will never leave his body. No matter how you look at it, it looks miserable.

His face was pinched by Osamu Dazai, the flesh on his face was squeezed together, and his speech became blurred: "I'm really only five years old."

"—start counting from owning one's own consciousness."

Jiang Du Xunying said softly: "Even if Dad, you have been wearing bandages for more than ten years."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Stop pretending?"

"Didn't you already find out? And I didn't intend to seriously pretend." Whether it's the name or the hint in the action, Jiangdu Xunying has no intention of pretending to be Dazai Osamu's son to prevent him from finding out.

After all, the "recognition" in the task is that he is the other party's marker, not that he is the other party's child.

Jiangdu Xunying took off Dazai Osamu's hand, stretched on the bed, showing relaxation all over his body: "There is no need to look at me with that kind of eyes, rounding up I also watched you grow up, if you call me Dad, it is also You call me daddy."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

The corner of his mouth twitched: "I am your father!"

"Yes, Dad, is there a gift for my son?" Jiang Du Xunying spread his hands towards Dazai Zhi, looking at him expectantly, "My five-year birthday present!"

Osamu Dazai patted the boy's hand away: "You have a good idea."

Jiang Du Xunying curled her lips and said, "But I have prepared a gift for Dad."

The boy sat up from the bed, raised his hand and removed the bandage covering his face little by little, and handed it to Osamu Dazai: "Here!"

"...Did you bring me the bandage as a gift? You used it." Dazai Osamu was shocked, with "Do you want to be so picky" written on his face, "I changed the bandage for you."

"Then do you want it?"

Jiang Du Xunying laughed: "If you miss it, I won't give it to you in the future."

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, looked at the boy in front of him for a long time, and then hummed softly as if he didn't care much and said casually: "Yes, why don't you, give it to me."

But just when he was reaching out to pick it up, Jiangdu Xunying withdrew his hand and avoided Dazai Osamu. The boy stood up from the bed, stood straight in front of the young man, and held the bandages in both hands towards the other's face: "I Come help me, don't move."

"...What are you doing?" Osamu Dazai muttered, without refusing.

A white bandage covered Osamu Dazai's right eye, and the eye that had not been covered for four years blinked under the bandage uncomfortably. Osamu Dazai silently watched the boy's movements, allowing himself to lose half of his vision.

After Jiangdu Xunying pushed away half a step, he nodded in satisfaction, and when Osamu Dazai was about to touch the bandage on his face in a little confusion, he reached out to stop him.

"Let me come."

The boy stretched out his hand, touched the knot in the bandage on the back of his head, picked it up with his fingertips, and gently tore it off.

The familiar feeling rose again, and the bandage slowly slipped from his eyes. Osamu Dazai blinked, his eyes were a little empty, as if he saw nothing, and he seemed to see something. Someone seemed to be reflected in the empty pupils. , disappeared in an instant.

Jiang Du Xunying asked softly: "How is it? Do you like this gift?"

Osamu Dazai: "...very good."

After all, I never dreamed of such a clear scene of the three of them drinking together in Lupin.

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Osamu Dazai exhaled and said, "Can I do it again?"

"It can't be done." Jiangdu Xunying wrapped the bandage in his hand around his face again, hiding the face that was very similar to Dazai Osamu under the bandage again, "It's a one-time gift."

It also used the already precarious energy gauge of the system. If the recognition rate hadn't increased by 20%, it would have protested wildly in Jiangdu Xunying's mind now.

"Hey..." Osamu Dazai dragged his tone regretfully, "I want to do it for Ango too, the idiot Ango will definitely be moved to the point of crying, I really want to record it for him."

It is estimated that there will be a chance to show him another way in the future.Jiang Du Xunying thought, the bandages are only effective for Dazai Osamu.

Jiang Du Xunying said mercilessly: "I think you are the one who is about to cry now, and I really want to record it for brother Zhongye."

Osamu Dazai suddenly became expressionless: "Shoot it, I will enjoy laughing at the dark dwarf in the video."

"Tsk." Jiang Du Xunying shook his head in disappointment, "It's boring."

The two guys tacitly let go of the topic of crying or not, and were about to leave the hospital and stop taking up medical resources.

The reliable Ango Sakaguchi left behind his newly bought clean clothes before leaving. Osamu Dazai changed his clothes, then suddenly turned to Edo Xunying and said, "Since Ango can't enjoy it, then we will prepare another one for him." How about a gift?"

Jiang Du Xunying: "Huh?"

Osamu Dazai put his arm on the boy's shoulders and said, "The rich man I fell in love with is rich only because he fell in love with a beautiful rich woman and became the stepfather of someone else's child!"

Jiang Du Xunying: "...?" You still know how to play, Osamu Dazai.

The boy rolled his eyes, and hit it off with Osamu Dazai.

"Dry!"

When Ango Sakaguchi came out of the hotel with Natsume Takashi who had changed his clothes, and was about to send him back to the host's home, as soon as he went out, he saw a beautifully dressed "woman" with a cute little girl. The girl waited in front of his car.

When the "woman" saw him coming out, she turned her head and smiled at him charmingly with the face that gave him nightmares: "Ango, I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Ango Sakaguchi: ... pupil earthquake.

Natsume Takashi walked up to Jiang Du Xunying suspiciously, and asked in a low voice, "Bandage, what are you doing?" The innocent boy began to think whether he should change the skirt again.

Jiangdu Xunying glanced at Ango Sakaguchi, and said happily: "This is to give Ango, a social animal who has been single for more than [-] years, a wonderful family with a beautiful wife and lovely children!"

The author has something to say:

Bandages: Do you like the gift?

Dazai: I like it very much, let's give Ango a copy too

Ango: Thank you, I was "moved" and cried

As a civil servant, I have a stable job, and I have a beautiful wife and lovely children. This is such a happy and beautiful family that many people cannot envy.

Ango: Do ​​you want it?

Author Jun (decisive): Give me