boy, please don't do it

The weekend is a good day, when everyone is not working or going to school, it is a great time for gang battles!

As a senior paddler, it is no longer cool to play such a fierce sport like a playboy, and now he is standing on the top of a high tower, overlooking the entire battlefield.

Suddenly a gorilla popped up, with shiny green hair, and Kong Wu's powerful arms slapped on his stomach deterrently.

Like a young man, he turned the cannon on the top of the tower and aimed at the orangutan who broke through the encirclement and rushed down the tower.There was a loud bang, and with the cannonballs flying towards the orangutan, there was a message like a playboy: "Don't struggle buddy, the Bawang Gang and the Rotten Girls Association are already colluding. In today's battle, the Rotten Girls Association is bound to become the largest gang in District 32." !" And the Overlord Gang will share all the prizes of the winners!

The red cannon is aimed very accurately. As the last line of defense for the tower, its power is even more astonishing!The orangutan fell down without any suspense, and gurgling tears flowed from the deep and dark eyes.

Orangutan - Fleeting Suiyue's body fell down, but his faith did not.He lay motionless on the ground, he didn't go back to the resurrection point, he wanted to use his huge corpse to silently report to the world the shamelessness of the Overlord Gang—it was a disgrace to District 32 to even collude with the Rotten Girls Association!

Don't they know that the gang declaration of the Rotten Girls Association is to make sure that there will be no more BGs in District 32, only a pair of glasses and lilies?

How could the Overlord Gang be so short-sighted?They are simply betraying all male compatriots in District 32! ! !

Like the playboy still standing on the top of the tall tower, he raised his head and looked at the high blue sky, a group of white pigeons made a cooing sound while flying across the battlefield.

Peace and war, how ironic is this?

After the gang war, the Rotten Girls Association gave the prize to the Bawang Gang as promised, and then a friendly and fair point-toss contest was held within the Bawang Gang.Young Master Ruhua threw out 96 points with a sly smile, overwhelmed all the heroes and took away the Hunyuan Pill, then waved his sleeves and floated off the line.

After opening his eyes, Sudan Hong didn't get up in a hurry, and stayed quietly for about 5 minutes before stretching and slowly getting up.Looking at the clothes on his body, Su Danhong gave a "tsk", he knew that the three beauties must have taken off his clothes again while he was asleep, and he was moved to the cabin for some unknown reason. But looking at the casual clothes, he also knew that Chu Liuxiang had kindly slipped him some clothes before moving him in.

Sudan Hong walked to the table and poured a glass of water to quench his thirst. He was already hungry, and it was not so easy to kill!Sudan Hong walked out of the room and swayed to the kitchen with the beat of the waves, wanting to take out the food that Song Tianer specially left for him.

But when he passed the small flower hall, he heard a strange voice. Su Danhong didn't want to pay attention to it. The affairs here were handled by the three beauties, Chu Liuxiang and Su Rongrong, so he didn't need to get involved at all.But he stopped in the end, and even leaned closer to the window to listen carefully to the conversation in the small flower hall.

The person who was talking, one was Chu Liuxiang, and the other was that strange and cold voice. The owner of this voice was a woman, and just listening to this beautiful voice, she must be a very elegant and charming woman!

Sudan Hong didn't pay too much attention to this woman. After eavesdropping for a while, he fell into deep thought. He began to recall, recalling the "Tianyi Yishui" and "Shenshui Palace" that this woman just mentioned.

Sudan Hong is very sure that he must have heard these two words somewhere, and he is still very impressed.

Frowning and searching hard in memory for a long time, Sudan Hong slapped his forehead and whispered: "Isn't that the movie!"

I am really ashamed to say that, as a senior otaku, Su Danhong doesn't like reading books, especially martial arts novels. As for Chu Liuxiang, he only knows that he is one of the most famous male protagonists written by Gu Longgu, and he is very lucky.But when it comes to his specific impressions of Chu Liuxiang, there are probably only three things - he loves barbecue, loves monks, and his daughter is called Ximen Wuhen!

Because the very popular Avanti version of Chu Liuxiang's stills was widely spread on the Internet, Su Danhong believed that Chu Liuxiang had a superb skill in kebabs; as for Chu Liuxiang's daughter Ximen Wuhen, it was written by Mr. Gu Long. In fact, Chu Liuxiang can only pray that his daughter can inherit his advantages, instead of being "peerless youth" like a certain aunt!

As for the second point, the reason why Sudan Hong thinks that the woman Chu Liuxiang loves so much is a monk is thanks to his mother, Ms. He.

Unlike her son who only knows how to stay home, Ms. He is very fashionable. Even after [-] years old, she still chases stars like crazy.And when Sudan Hong was still very young, Ms. He was madly infatuated with Aaron Kwok, one of the four heavenly kings.

It is conceivable that Ms. He wants to listen to all of Guo Tianwang's songs over and over again, and that's not all, all the movies that this superstar has participated in, whether it's a TV series or a movie, have to be watched over and over again. all over.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, Guo Tianwang acted in a film called "The Laughing Man Chu Liuxiang". The cast of this film is very strong, and there are even a bunch of beauties in it-the beauties in the entertainment industry at that time were really great beauties !This group of beauties immediately attracted the attention of Su Xiaoluotou, who was still very young but had just begun to show her lustful nature.

But there is actually only one scene in this movie that really makes Sudan Hong still fresh in his memory, that is, the poisoned Chu Liuxiang is rescued by the heroine, the head abbot of Shaolin Temple!

But if it's just like this, how can Sudan Hong remember it for so long?That's because the whole treatment process is very meandering: between the flying white gauzes, the hero and the heroine take off their clothes one by one, and finally they take off none of them. left!The man's bronzed chest, the woman's immaculate back, and the beauty of hugging each other tightly, although the audience can't see the end, they can already develop the richest imagination, imagining what the result of this life-saving treatment will be.

Involuntarily recalling the beautiful scenery, by the way, the hero's face and body were replaced by Chu Liuxiang himself, and Sudan Hong unconsciously wiped the bottom of his nose, sighing in his heart that such a sexy and seductive scene is really tempting to commit crimes~

It's just that the beautiful heroine seems to have become a vegetable in the end, which is very regrettable!

When Sudan Hong came back to his senses from the meandering memories, Chu Liuxiang had already dragged the woman to the deck.Then the voices of Su Rongrong and three people came from the small flower hall:

"If he wants to hold a girl's hand, I'm afraid no one can refuse."

"It would be great if all the disciples of Shenshui Palace were men."

"It's okay for women, but it's better to be ugly."

"I would be most grateful if I could be as ugly as a hag."

Then Sudan Hong pushed open the window with a smile, leaned on the window sill and leaned out the upper half of her body into the flower hall: "What are you talking about in Shenshui Palace?"

Song Tian'er turned around, giggled and said, "Are you willing to wake up?"

"I'm going to wake up from hunger!" Su Danhong said, and walked into the small flower hall through the side door, but Song Tian'er turned around and went to the kitchen.When she brought the food and put it on the table, Su Rongrong and Li Hongxiu had already told Su Rongrong and Li Hongxiu what happened during the time he fell asleep.

"Then Chu Liuxiang is going to teach that pretty girl to meet the dead doorman of Shenshui Palace?" Su Danhong picked up the chopsticks, picked a piece of white chicken and put it in his mouth. He was actually very hungry, but he couldn't help it. Talk to the three beauties more.And he felt that this time it might have progressed to the story of that movie. He was still very interested in the heroine who disguised herself as a man and became a monk in Shaolin Temple——shaving her head and turning her into a flirtatious woman Chu Liuxiang is entangled tightly, she must be a beautiful woman who can't be more beautiful!

But Su Rongrong said: "It must be so. Shenshui Palace lost Tianyi Shenshui this time, and Zamuhe died after being hit by Tianyi Shenshui. Let her take a look now. evidence."

"Ah," Sudan Hong swallowed the food in his mouth, took a sip of water, and then sighed sympathetically, "It's true that people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of getting fat. If someone else's property is stolen and they can't catch the thief, they just rely on it." On the head of your young master Chu, I really don’t know whether to sympathize with him or admire him.” The beautiful woman who claimed to be a member of Shenshui Palace came to trouble Chu Liuxiang, bluntly saying that if Chu Liuxiang couldn’t catch the one who stole Tianyi Shenshui Guy, then Shenshuigong will directly ask Chu Liuxiang to pay off this grievance—isn't it unreasonable?

Sure enough, only women's sects are unreasonable!This is true of the Emei sect of Miejue Shitai, and the same is true of the Shenshui Palace of this jellyfish Yin Ji!

Li Hongxiu laughed "puchi", nodded "approved" and said: "You are right, he is just too famous, so many things in the world have fallen on his head for nothing, and none of them are Good thing!" She said to Su Rongrong again: "Sister Rong should persuade him to restrain himself a bit!"

Su Rongrong just shook her head helplessly: "How can I persuade him?"

Su Danhong ate while chatting like this, so he ate the meal slowly. When Chu Liuxiang walked into the small flower hall again, he barely ate half of the food in his bowl.

Chu Liuxiang sat on his favorite chair, stretched his long legs, watched his girls gather around him one by one, and asked the woman with great concern how the conversation with him was going outside.

Chu Liuxiang replied with a smile: "Gong Nanyan has told me that a disciple of Shenshui Palace was pregnant with a child not long ago, but committed suicide because of the sect rules!"

Song Tian'er exclaimed when she heard what he said, and covered her mouth.Su Rongrong frowned, very inconceivable: "Shenshui Palace never allows men to enter, how did she get pregnant?"

"I guess she must have been deceived by the person who stole Tianyi Shenshui, cheated her feelings and body, and had to steal Tianyi Shenshui for him under his coercion, but in the end the man didn't take it away. Instead, let her face death with the child in her womb."

"It's just that Gong Nanyan insisted that this girl barely knows a man, let alone being involved with a man." Chu Liuxiang couldn't help thinking, and then he said to Su Rongrong: "Besides, the girl on the deck wearing the clothes of Shenshui Palace Woman, Gong Nanyan has never seen her before!"

Su Rongrong was startled, and said: "Isn't she a disciple of Shenshui Palace?"

"Of course she isn't!" Su Danhong finally finished her meal and put down her chopsticks.He stood up, walked slowly, and said, "That poor woman is just a cover." If there is no woman wearing the clothes of Shenshui Palace, the poison on Jamuhe's body cannot be explained. When you see the corpse, you must search for the root cause. The illusion of cannibalism created by the murderer for the sake of the five people is in vain!

Sudan Hong walked around the table slowly, and finally stood in front of Chu Liuxiang, looking at him with piercing eyes: "But I think I may know who he is."

"You know?" Chu Liuxiang was surprised, and the three girls standing around him were even more surprised than him. They never thought that Sudan Hong would have such a smart head. With this little information, the real culprit behind the scenes was found out. This is really an incredible thing.

Seeing the astonishment and disbelief in everyone's reaction, Su Danhong snorted, and then asked Chu Liuxiang: "Let me ask you first, do you know a monk from Shaolin Temple who is very beautiful and looks like a woman? "This matter is very important, he is so curious about this girl that Chu Liuxiang loves all his life!It's just that he can't remember her name clearly, he only knows what kind of flower it seems to be.

Chu Liuxiang was taken aback for a moment, and then slowly replied: "You mean... Wuhua?" At the mention of this name, his expression darkened, and he remembered the map's notes on Wuhua and Nangong Ling.

Su Danhong didn't know what happened before, but he saw Chu Liuxiang's face, and saw that he was sad because of this name and the beauty that this name represented-what does it mean?This is clearly hidden adultery! ! !

Su Danhong, who felt that she had completely realized the truth, couldn't help becoming excited: "You really don't have to be so sad and contradictory, I know your feelings for her, and I'll tell you right now, in fact, she is a - woman - person -"

"Woman?" Chu Liuxiang was truly shocked by Su Danhong's assertion, he really didn't know how Su Danhong could say such a sentence, and he said it with certainty.

The extremely excited Sudan Hong tapped his chin vigorously. He stretched out his hand to grab Chu Liuxiang, intending to encourage him and let him find the beautiful bald girl as soon as possible. But he was slapped hard.

Miss Song Tian'er, who was sluggish, was staring at Sudan Hong viciously at this moment: He should be lucky, fortunately this is not a kitchen, and she doesn't have a kitchen knife in her hand, otherwise she would have stabbed him!

Who is Wuhua?He is a well-known wonderful monk in the rivers and lakes, and he is the best at playing the piano!Draw the best!The poetry is ecstasy!The wonderful monk who cooks the dishes wonderfully! ! !She, Song Tian'er, was the person she admired the most, and she was almost the same as Chu Liuxiang, but Su Danhong actually said that he... actually said that he... was "she"?

It just doesn't make sense!

Su Danhong, who was slapped, felt innocent, but he quickly realized how unreliable movie screenwriters were in those days. If Dongfang Bubai could fall in love with Linghu Chong, then this one is called Wuhua Why not when a monk is changed from male to female?

Su Danhong couldn't help shivering, he quickly took a big step diagonally, avoiding the sharp edge, dodging out of Song Tian'er's "attack range", begging for mercy: "I didn't say that, it's really that It's written in a broken book!" Nima, the screenwriters of the movie are indeed scams and big liars!

"Book? What book, listen to your nonsense!" Song Tian'er was so angry that she even stepped out and followed Sudan Hong to fight him.

The three of Chu Liuxiang watched the two flee and chase, all showing helpless expressions.Li Hongxiu even giggled and said, "Is this beating, scolding or love?"

Song Tian'er immediately turned around, let go of the nonsense Sudan Hong, and turned to chase Li Hongxiu who dared to talk nonsense on her body.

Su Danhong, who had "nearly escaped from the dead", took a few big steps, hugged the "rich man" tightly, and complained: "I didn't lie to you, this is what I read in a book, It’s just that the things recorded in this book are always true and false, and no one can tell.”

"But if I don't tell you what I know, I'll be too sorry for you!" Su Danhong raised her head and rubbed hard on Chu Liuxiang's shoulder.

Chu Liuxiang grabbed Su Danhong's waist with his backhand, and then pressed the person who took the opportunity to rub his luck against the chair: "Then you can talk about it, but what you just said is so shocking and unbelievable that no one can believe it at all! "

Su Danhong was embarrassed by the words, his face began to flush, but he still opened his mouth to tell the plot he saw from the movie: "I'm afraid this matter will be investigated more than ten or twenty years ago."

Chu Liuxiang sat down, Song Tian'er and Li Hongxiu also stopped chasing, walked quietly to Su Rongrong's side, and looked at Sudan Hong's "Hu Shu".

Sudan Hong blushed for a while, and returned to normal after a while. He took the teacup, took a sip, and said solemnly: "A dozen or 20 years ago, there was a little Japan...cough, Dongying warriors traveled far to the Central Plains. He is A martial idiot, and even the number one master in Japan, he challenged all the sects in the Central Plains as soon as he came, and he picked out many sects in the Jianghu all at once!"

"Contests and debates are very common in Jianghu, but this Dongying man is really hateful. He even forced his defeated generals to commit suicide one by one. It is said that this is in line with the spirit of Bushido in Dongying. If you lose, you will die!"

"For a while the martial arts was turbulent, and as a last resort, the six sects headed by Shaolin and the Devil's Sect set up a bureau to lead the Japanese... Dongying warriors into a dangerous place, and the heads of the six sects finally beheaded him killed!"

When Sudan Hong said this, he paused. He was satisfied to see the disbelief on other people's faces, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "But the matter is not over here. Although this Japanese warrior died, he stayed behind." A pair of sons and daughters... well, now it seems that they should be a pair of sons."

Chu Liuxiang's heart moved, and he asked aloud: "Could it be that the six sects took these two children away, and even accepted them as disciples?" Could it be that Wuhua and Nangongling are brothers?This is incredible!

Sudan Hong nodded and said: "That's right, that's exactly the case. The youngest child was adopted by the abbot of Shaolin, while the older one was snatched away by the leader of the Demon Cult and became his 'cauldron'."

"Cauldron furnace?" Chu Liuxiang raised her eyebrows and asked, not understanding the meaning of the word for a while.

Su Danhong quickly explained: "Hey, he just used his special physique to help him practice an extremely evil kung fu of the Devil's Cult. It's just that when the leader of the Devil's Cult achieves great martial arts, it's the day when the cauldron will die!"

"Is this poor child already dead?" Li Hongxiu couldn't help but sigh.

Su Danhong shook his head and said: "He was a disaster for thousands of years, he deserved to die, but because he seduced a disciple of Shenshui Palace, he actually used Tianyi Shenshui to practice the most yin and evil kung fu of that sect!"

When everyone heard the words, they all showed amazed expressions, which greatly satisfied Sudan Hong in "Storytelling": "I don't know what's going on in the world, so I don't know if you have heard the name 'Bat Boy' , but you must know that the thief you are looking for is him!"

Hearing the name "Bat Boy", the hearts of the people on the boat seemed to be blown by a gust of cold wind, refreshing their hearts.Chu Liuxiang hesitated for a while, and finally asked, "What about Nangong Ling? Is there anything about him in that book?"

"Nangongling?" Su Danhong was taken aback for a moment, and a flash of light suddenly flashed in his mind, sparking a brilliant firework, "The book said that the name of the bat boy is Nangongling!"

"You actually know him?" Su Danhong asked Chu Liuxiang in surprise.

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