boy, please don't do it

The dead are big, and they are safe in the ground; there is a coffin and a pit.When people are buried in the soil, everything becomes empty and returns to nature.

Chu Liuxiang buried the owner of the treasure chest behind the thatched hut, where there was a green willow tree with beautiful morning glories coiled around the roots.

There is also a small lake here.

Generally speaking, as a cemetery, the Feng Shui here is not bad.

But some people are not willing to die like this—Sudan Hong should be happy, at least Chu Liuxiang didn't cremate him, and he still has a chance to cheat death.

After Chu Liuxiang lamented the impermanence of the world, he turned around and was about to leave, but at this moment, several small sounds came from the tomb, followed by a crashing sound, and the man cursed dryly: "It hurts to death! Is it possible that I am going to die again?" Transmigrated?!"

Chu Liuxiang quickly opened the coffin, and the man who saw the sun was sitting in the coffin, raising his head blankly.Too thick and messy bangs covered half of his face, it was difficult for Chu Liuxiang to see his expression at the moment, he could barely see the lower end of the nose, dark lips and pointed chin.

At first, the owner of the treasure chest just stared at Chu Liuxiang in a daze, for a while, until he touched his nose in embarrassment, the other party said with a blemish: "Dare to ask, brother, which dynasty is it now?"

Chu Liuxiang was speechless. Although he already knew from Bai Xiaosheng how lazy and vague the owner of the treasure chest was, he never expected that he would be so ignorant of common sense.After Chu Liuxiang answered his questions one by one, the treasure chest owner heaved a sigh of relief: "It's still the original era, it's okay..."

Immediately afterwards, the man crawled out of the coffin, slender and slender limbs struggled for a long time before turning over from the pit, and then ran crookedly towards the hut, towards the kitchen, without asking himself why he would Lying in a coffin means being buried alive.

Strangely, besides the man Chu Liuxiang had just put in, there was a bamboo bear in the coffin, a bamboo bear with a faint golden glow around its neck!

Surprised, Chu Liuxiang carried the bamboo bear out of the coffin and put it on the ground.As soon as the bamboo bear landed on the ground, it immediately ran towards the kitchen. Its speed was not as clumsy as described in the book, but it was very dexterous and cute.

There were still three white steamed buns warming on the stove in the kitchen, as well as a large bowl of offal soup.The owner is eating on the stove, while the bamboo bear is holding a bundle of green bamboo and chewing. Occasionally, its owner will throw a piece or two of beef for it to taste.

It wasn't until one person and one pet finished eating and drinking that Chu Liuxiang pointed to the bamboo bear that appeared suddenly, and asked aloud, "Where did it come from?"

The owner of the treasure chest wiped his mouth, and asked instead, "You buried me?"

Chu Liuxiang replied with some embarrassment: "Yes, I thought you were dead."

The sloppy young man even raised the corners of his mouth and smiled: "This is due to the special constitution of my family. After falling asleep, it is no different from a dead person."

Chu Liuxiang nodded, but she was thinking in her heart that this is really a strange and terrifying physique. Could it be that in those grotesque ghost stories, the dead who cheated were actually members of this person's clan?

But the owner of the treasure chest said: "Anyway, since you prepared the coffin, you should naturally explain where this guy came from. Do you think my clothes can hide such a dumpling?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled, he knew that this person was trying to argue: "I heard that there is a chest in this world, which hides countless treasures."

The treasure chest owner was stunned for a moment: "Who told you?"

Chu Liuxiang said, "Bai Xiaosheng."

The owner of the treasure chest asked again: "Who is your Excellency?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Chu Liuxiang, may I ask if you are the owner of the treasure chest, Sudan Hong?"

The sloppy man nodded: "Yes, have many people in this world already known about my box, did Bai Xiaosheng beg the Bandit Commander to steal my box?"

"That's right." Chu Liuxiang replied, "It seems that you are really good friends, but you know better than anyone else what he will do for you."

Sudan Hong said calmly: "Have you found the treasure chest? I think you must not have it, otherwise you would never touch me lying on the bed, and then bury me as a dead person."

The fact is indeed so, if there is not even a single box in the hut, so that the bandit commander can't steal it, Chu Liuxiang would never go to check whether Sudan Hong is safe or not.

But Chu Liuxiang already felt that the treasure chest was still in the hands of Sudan Hong, and he even felt absurdly that Sudan Hong itself was the box.

From Chu Liuxiang's painting boat to the thatched hut of the treasure chest owner, it took three days to get there quickly, but it took Chu Liuxiang a full six days to go back. This is really because Sudan Hong's physique is too special. Eleven hours are spent sleeping, and the remaining hour is spent eating and peeing.

Chu Liuxiang even wondered what kind of endurance and good luck Bai Xiaosheng had to get involved with such a lazy pig and become an excellent friend.

Naturally, such a Sudan Hong could not gallop on horseback, so Chu Liuxiang had no choice but to hire a carriage for him, so that he could lie in it every day and get enough sleep.Naturally, a carriage cannot compare with the speed of a horse. It is very rare for them to reach the Taihu Lake in the evening six days later!

In the evening, the sky is full of rays of light in the west, and it is breathtakingly beautiful!Sudan Hong, who had slept all day, crawled out of the carriage dimly. His ghostly appearance really attracted the attention of the three beauties in the boat.

At that time, Bai Xiaosheng was anxiously waiting in the painting boat, because his informant had told him that the identity and residence of the owner of the treasure chest had been exposed, and that the Northwest Three Wolves, who ranked top ten in the killer list, had been bribed to steal it. Take the treasure chest.Bai Xiaosheng was really worried that his friend would be killed by the Northwest Three Wolves!

When Bai Xiaosheng saw the guy crawling out of the carriage, the big stone in his heart finally fell, and he ran towards the guy with the lightness kung fu he only knew, hugged him vigorously, and shouted happily: "Monster, do you know?" You know that I dreamed that you were killed last night?"

Su Danhong struggled in Bai Xiaosheng's arms in pain, and Zhu Xiong, who had been following him, hurried to Bai Xiaosheng's feet, opened his mouth wide and exposed a mouthful of extremely sharp teeth, ready to bite down fiercely.

Bai Xiaosheng swooped to the side, and glared at Bamboo Bear, whose mouth was still open.

In the small flower hall in front of the kitchen in the painting boat, Su Danhong was eating the eight-treasure rice carefully cooked by Song Tianer while talking to Bai Xiaosheng. Most of the words were condemning him for not telling others his secrets, let alone Bring this matter to Chu Liuxiang.

"Don't you know that this person is very nosy?" Sudan Hong couldn't help complaining, "Do you know how I got here?"

"Don't you sleep in the carriage?" Bai Xiaosheng knew Sudan Hong's characteristics very well.

Su Danhong choked for a moment, and couldn't help rolling his eyes: "But you should know that I never want to step out of my hut, that is my root, and I feel uncomfortable without it, like a thousand birds. Ten thousand ants are biting!"

Bai Xiaosheng nodded: "You must have been forced to come here, but Chu Liuxiang was completely imagining for you. If you stay at home again, you will definitely be killed by the Northwest Three Wolves."

"They won't kill me!" Su Danhong snorted resolutely, "They won't be willing to kill me before they get the treasure chest, not to mention that I am the treasure chest, and the treasure chest is me!"

Those weapons, costumes, and even panacea and magical secrets that make the martial arts world infinitely coveted and crazy are all obtained by him in the game, and they are packed in packages that only he can open. No one else can open the "treasure box" except him. , get anything inside!

These crazy red-eyed bastards can only flatter him, but they are absolutely not qualified to threaten him or torture him!

"It seems that I was meddling in other people's business and made things more complicated!" Bai Xiaosheng sighed, looked at Sudan Hong and nodded, then asked with great regret: "Then do you want to go out from here?" , back to your broken hut?"

The delicious eight-treasure rice was finished, and Su Danhong reluctantly put down his rice bowl. His expression made Bai Xiaosheng very satisfied: "Song Tianer's cooking skills are really good. If a man can marry such a woman as his wife, he will really fall into the trap." Jin Wowo can’t compare to it.” The most important thing is that she has such a good “big brother” like Chu Liuxiang, and a person like Su Danhong who can’t take care of himself at all, really can’t let go of such a good girl and “brother-in-law”!

Su Danhong raised his head and looked at his good friend in surprise: "What do you mean by that?" He suddenly realized that the exposure of the treasure chest's secrets was actually a good show directed and performed by someone, in order to let him, a lazy man, have a good time. The opportunity is close to Song Tian'er!

Maybe this target doesn't have to be Song Tian'er, it could also be Li Hongxiu, or Su Rongrong!

This is really an unbelievable great "conspiracy" that is always ready to be killed by the protagonist!

Bai Xiaosheng didn't answer, but Su Danhong had already slumped his shoulders: "Such a woman is of course good, but she has fallen in love with Chu Liuxiang, and her heart will always be on this man, and she will always care about him earnestly. Follow him!"

Bai Xiaosheng also felt sorry for this: "A man like Chu Liuxiang is naturally the most special in the world. Any woman who meets him will feel a little bit."

In fact, it's not just that only women will have feelings for this thick-browed, tough, open-minded, warm and lovely man?

Sudan Hong had no choice but to nod in agreement and said: "He is really a role model for us men. I really hope that like him, I have women everywhere and confidante everywhere." So in the game, nearly half of his friend list is beautiful girls!

Although he agrees with Bai Xiaosheng's evaluation of Chu Liuxiang, he can't help but hate in his heart. If he is in the game, he will definitely be more popular with women than these prodigal sons born in Gu Long's pen!