The salted fish attack made the master carry the cub

Zong Wu retracted his feet, but his ankles were severely imprisoned, and it was inconvenient for him to move with his stomach upright, so he failed to retract his ankles.

In order to prevent the young man from getting ahead, Zong Wu pretended to be angry, frowned, and reprimanded sharply: "What does it have to do with me? It's in the books you gave me last time. I also want to know what you usually read?"

Qi Wushen let out a small chuckle, he remembered the origin of the book.

Before, the master said that he wanted to read some books related to childbirth. He found a few books, but he was distracted by the Sudao Pill in the middle. Maybe this book got mixed in at that time.

"Okay, it's my disciple's fault. My disciple's mind is full of swear words. The master just happened to see it, accidentally contaminated it, and didn't know anything."

Qi Wushen coaxed softly, he let go of the hand holding Master's ankle, changed his position and put Master's foot on his lap, and massaged the soles of his feet.

Zong Wu's stomach is getting bigger and bigger, his blood vessels are not smooth, and the soles of his feet are always cold.From time to time, Qi Wushen would add some herbs to the hot water to soak Zong Wu's feet, but the smell of the herbs was not good, every time the whole room would be smelly.Zong Wu didn't like it very much, so the frequency gradually decreased and changed to massage.

The white and small jade feet contracted slightly with the pressing of the teenager's thumb, and the fatigue of the body gradually eased, and the indescribable feeling climbed up along the meridians.

Zong Wu lifted the quilt, covered it higher, and retracted his feet unconsciously, but he didn't want to make too much movement, and the little apprentice would find out his intentions.

The slender jade legs like flower stems reveal the brocade quilt, and the cover of the thin shirt adds a bit of hazy beauty.

Qi Wushen paused in the movement of rubbing his hands, but he didn't grasp the strength well, and the master grunted when he pressed down.It's just that the muffled sound was not quite right, it was a bit coquettish.

The young man looked upside down, Zong Wu's neck was stained a little wet red, his eyes were staggered to one side, his hands were protecting his chest, and the brocade quilt was wrinkled a lot.

"Master, I heard that in the late pregnancy, the growth of the fetus will oppress the sperm chamber." The young man's tone was calm, without any trace of frivolity.

It's just that these words fell into Zong Wu's ears, so it didn't mean that.

"What book are you reading? It also talks about a man's pregnancy?" He frowned slightly with a hint of blame in his tone.

No matter how serious the boy looks on the surface, he can't hide what he is doing at this moment.

He grabbed Zong Wu's other foot and massaged it meticulously, but his movements were not as serious as before, and he rubbed lightly from time to time with a hint of provocation.

Zong Wu could tell what he was thinking at a glance.

He said again: "Since you know what's in your mind, manage it well, don't think about what you have and what you don't have every day."

"No," Qi Wushen's hand climbed all the way along Zong Wu's slender legs, and his body also pressed down on it.

"Teacher means, Master really doesn't want to try the method in that book?"

"I don't want to." Zong Wu answered decisively, but his suppressed posture made his words have no deterrent effect.

"But Tuer wants to say hello to the child." Qi Wushen refused to let go, and his hands under the quilt started to stir up trouble again.

Zong Wu frowned, he suddenly remembered that sex and desire are also one of the reasons for ruining the Dao and betraying the nature and causing karma.

According to this, every time the little apprentice helps him relieve his emotional poison, is it possible that their intimacy will arouse Qi Wushen's karma?

"Take off your clothes and show me." Zong Wu sat up straight suddenly, and pointed to the clothes on the little apprentice with a serious expression.

"Just take off your clothes?"

"En." Zong Wuxiu frowned slightly, as if warning.

Qi Wushen didn't smudge, and took off his clothes in three or five strokes, exposing his upper body naked.

The boy's body is strong but not exaggerated, and his sexy muscle lines are of the type that cannot be seen with clothes on, but is pleasing to the eye when naked.

Memories of being rubbed in his arms by this body came flooding back.

Zong Wu lay flat, covered his head with a quilt, and said "desperately": "Don't be inside."

He may be crazy, it must be the backlash effect of Xisui Pill.

He would certainly not admit that he had agreed in a state of sobriety that was not in love.

The quilt was dark, and Zong Wu's mind was filled with the contents of the little yellow book, imagining how the little apprentice would start, but there was a "creak" in his ear.

"..."

The brocade quilt was lifted, and fresh air poured into the nostrils, but the room was empty.

It's rare to give up on yourself once, and just leave him here like this?

-

In the dark kitchen, rustling sounds came.

There are mice?

The young man who came with the lamp paused, extinguished the candle, and stepped into the kitchen.

He walked towards the source of the sound, and under the dark stove, a "huge" figure huddled there.

Where is the mouse then?It is clearly a person.

"Damn." The young man made a trick, lighting up the kitchen with one hand, and pinching Ji Sheng's back neck with the other hand, pulling him up like a small animal.

"It hurts, it hurts—" the white-clothed Taoist repeatedly begged for mercy.

Qi Wushen didn't intend to let go at all.

"Tell you to run around the house before going to bed, but didn't tell you to steal food after running! And you know how to steal food without lighting the lamp? Isn't it the first time?"

Ji Sheng was taken aback by what Qi Wushen said.

He lowered his head and looked at Qi Wushen pitifully, as if he finally realized his mistake.

Seeing his friend's cowardice, Qi Wu sighed deeply, and finally let go.

"It can't be saved, you can't be saved."

"I see that they won't be able to receive their bets, and I think they will be able to receive yours. Think about how to cheat me of the secret from your brother."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," groped the back of his neck that was sore from being dragged, and said aggrievedly, "Aren't you accompanying Zunjun? What are you doing in the kitchen in the middle of the night?"

"Ahem." The young man remembered what he was going to do, and his aggressive look was instantly discouraged, with a bit of embarrassment in his eyes, and he said, "Where's the fish you caught two days ago?"

"Fish? Isn't it in the water tank over there?" Ji Sheng pointed to the water tank.

As soon as the lid was opened, the cold air in the water tank rushed to the face, and a half-arm-long grass carp was swimming in the water alive and kicking.

"Hey, it's been so long, and I'm still living so well."

"Isn't that so?" The young man rolled up his sleeves, fished out a grass covered with hoarfrost from the bottom of the water, and said, "Here's the secret, or do you think the water can be so cold?"

Xueyincao, originally used to suppress emotions and stabilize Dao Xin for the master, is now used to cool down the heat and make ice powder. If Nan Tianzun knew that it was sent with great effort, it would be used like this , I don't know how I will feel.

"You didn't accompany Zunjun in the middle of the night, and you came here just because of this grass?" Ji Sheng said puzzledly, but all he got was a blank stare from Qi Wushen.

"Who said it's for the grass? I'm here for the fish, okay?"

"fish?"

"All right, all right, go to sleep, the next thing is not for you to know."

"?"

After chasing Ji Sheng away, Qi Wushen returned to the chopping board and swung his knife at the live fish.

Three cuts, five cuts, two send the fish to the west, cut open the belly of the fish, take out the swim bladder, and wash repeatedly until the fishy smell is completely removed, and then store the remaining fish fresh and prepare to eat tomorrow.

-

Zong Wu waited in the room for an indeterminate amount of time. At first, he was in a state of emptiness, but in the end he began to feel regretful.

——Is this the world that does not practice the ruthless way?Just for a momentary impulse, to make it so troublesome?

He was a bit stubborn at first, but in the end he began to doubt whether his choice of abolishing the Dao was right.

In such entanglement, the door was pushed open, Qi Wushen picked up the translucent fish maw in his hand, and appeared in front of him.

The young man had a smile on his face, as if he wanted to be praised, but Zong Wu obviously didn't mean to praise him.

"What did you do?" The tone was muffled.

Qi Wushen sat back in front of the bed, showed his master what he had in hand, and said: "Didn't the master say that he didn't want his apprentice to be here..."

"do not talk."

Zong Wu blushed. For the first time, he felt that sometimes being too considerate is not a good thing.

Under the influence of love poison, I can do anything, but in a waking state, I have worries in my heart, but I still can't let go completely.

At first, he accepted it passively, but later cooperated clumsily, even Qi Wushen was surprised.

"Master, no need, I can do it, if you feel forced, just enjoy it." The young man wiped off a drop of hot sweat from the side of the master's face, and relaxed his movements.

Zong Wu didn't speak, but just hugged the young apprentice's neck tightly, like a flat boat, surging with the tide.

A night of Spring Festival is not just one night.

-

As the days passed, the plan to hold a bonfire party was gradually put on the agenda by several people.

The original amount of exercise for several people was doing housework, but after preparing for the bonfire party, they became much busier, and even had less time to eat, and naturally lost a lot of weight.

"It's almost time to release the news today."

Qi Wushen whistled and called Bai Bai who had been lurking in the dark.

The plan is simple, use spiritual power to write ancient characters on the tortoise shells you picked up, and then hand them over to Bai Baikong and throw them into a conspicuous place in the village.

The people in the village would definitely not be able to read the writing on the tortoise shell. In this case, they would definitely ask someone they could trust, so they would be able to ask them.

Several people logically said that the owner of the fairy house had appeared, so the next thing was like a smooth sailing, which was very easy to handle.

"Have you ever thought about a situation?" Ji Sheng asked suddenly.

"what?"

"The villagers didn't notice the words on the tortoise shell at all, or did they pick up the tortoise shell but didn't take it seriously?"

The young man lowered his eyes and thought for a moment: "This is indeed the case."

"So? This method is unreliable, right?"

"Small problem." Qi Wushen spread his hands, "Throw it once and don't notice it, then throw it a second time, tortoise shells are not good, just throw other things, as long as you don't stop, there will be a day when you will be noticed."

"..."

"It's just that I have to work harder in vain."

The plan started, and it was said that it was a waste of hard work, but in fact, for three consecutive days, more than ten pieces of small stones and tortoise shells were thrown down, but there was no reaction at all.

On the afternoon of the fourth day, several people were enjoying the shade in the yard and discussing the matter again.

Ji Sheng said: "Look, you can say that your method is not good?"

Qi Wushen obviously didn't give up: "Wait another day, if it doesn't work today, change another method."

Ji Sheng spread his hands and said, "Then I'll wait for you to admit defeat willingly."

He knocked on the table again and said: "Also, I have to remind you that time is running out. The boat from Dust Realm back to Jiuchongtian comes every ten days, which is five days later. I can't wait today, I'm afraid You have to find another way.”

Qi Wushen nodded: "I know it well."

Although there are other ways, letting the villagers take the initiative to ask must be the most reliable one.

Although Qi Wushen was also anxious, all he could do was wait.

In the evening, taking advantage of the golden sun falling to the west, the sun was not so bright, the young man accompanied his master to wander around the gate, waiting for the villagers who might come at any time.

The villagers didn't wait to come, but the master was a little thirsty first.

"Master, you wait for me here, I'll pour the water." Qi Wushen took Zong Wu to the shade of the tree, and went to carry the water by himself.

The boy left, and Zong Wu stood alone in front of the door. At this moment, three or five villagers came together.

The door was left open, and when those people saw him, their expressions were as if they were about to be forgiven.

"Immortal, we picked up something, can you see what it is?"

"Did our village do something wrong? God wants to punish him?"

Zong Wu was a little embarrassed.The man has a big belly, which is strange no matter how you look at it. His first reaction was to hide, but the villagers were too anxious, and no one noticed his belly, so they had to bite the bullet and check. .

The cloth bag was untied, and there were more than a dozen pieces of tortoise shells and stones piled up in scattered pieces. The villagers couldn't recognize the densely packed small characters on them, but Zong Wu could tell at a glance that they were the characters of the little apprentice's hometown.

Not only that, but the handwriting is so familiar.

"Where did these... come from?" Zong Wu pointed to the things in the cloth bag and asked, but the result was that the villagers shook their heads repeatedly.

"We don't know either."

"It suddenly appeared there, as if...falling from the sky."

He said again: "Immortal, don't worry about where it came from, just take a look at what is written on it? Is it a crime from the heavens?"

Zong Wu nodded, picked up the largest piece of tortoise shell, turned it around a few times, and finally could vaguely see the words on it.

However, the moment he saw it clearly, he froze.

"Immortal, what is it writing? Can you understand it?" the villagers urged anxiously.

Zong Wu glanced at the anxious villagers, and at the tortoise shell in front of him, but couldn't read the content on it.

Small characters on the turtle shell: "Master, the child has your surname and my surname? How about having another one, one with you and one with me?"

Zong Wu: "..." He wanted to hit someone.

The author says:

Now give out "Maw Experience Card" x5, wear it as a swim bladder, and experience a different taste. (Hey! Who wants to dress like this!)

ps: In real life, pregnancy is not suitable for sexual life.