Destiny of crossing
Chapter 87 What a big embarrassment
"Sima Yao, you can save breakfast this morning, Wen Yu, come, eat all of this, don't waste it."
Fu Jian was almost swallowed by the forced game, Pei Ran also ate it fiercely, but poor Sima Yao didn't catch a single bite, and his empty stomach was restless singing a one-man show.
Watching them gnaw off the chicken ribs, Sima Yao finally couldn't hold it anymore, and roared, "I want to shit."
So far, Pei Ran hasn't given Sima Yao a sip of food or water for a whole day, and he euphemistically said: To avoid excessive excrement and urine.
Moreover, along the way, Pei Ran didn't even give him a good face, let alone say anything.
Under the double pressure of being hungry and being neglected, Sima Yao finally began to reflect on his words and deeds.
However, not eating or drinking water does not mean not excreting. Before dark, Sima Yao wanted to pee again.
However, seeing Pei Ran's icy face, Sima Yao decided to hold back for a while until his legs trembled.
"Pei Ran," Sima Yao resisted the urge to urinate, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "I want to pee." I really can't hold it in any longer, it is said that holding it in for a long time will damage the kidneys.
Pei Ran turned her head and gave him a cold look, then turned her head and pulled the rein: "Drive."
move on.
"I want to sue you for torture~~~treat~~~captive~~~, I will definitely~~~ sue you~~~to the military court~~~~~~."
"Drive..."
Fu Jian: "Drive..."
Sima Yao used all his breastfeeding strength, and roared sadly: "Let me get off the horse, I really can't hold it anymore, really, really."
Pei Ran stopped his horse, looked at Sima Yao's painful appearance, and was finally moved.
As soon as he helped Sima Yao off the horse, Sima Yao couldn't wait to untie his pants, but the more urgent he was, the more he couldn't untie them. Sima Yao was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead.
Seeing that he really didn't seem to be pretending, Pei Ran hurried to help, just as her hands touched his trouser waist, she heard the sound of gurgling water clearly, and listened to the source of the sound——
Pei Ran froze for a moment, then lowered her head in disbelief, only to see Sima Yao's trousers, and the water of the small river, clear and bright.
Pei Ran raised her head and looked at Sima Yao's embarrassed face in surprise: "Pee, did you pee?"
Fu Jian rode on the horse and took a closer look, didn't he pee?Immediately, he couldn't help laughing wildly: "Hahaha... Sima Yao, you don't want to be ashamed. You pee your pants at such an age, hahaha... the king of a country peed his pants. If it spreads, everyone in the world will laugh."
Sima Yao!At this moment, I really want to find a seam in the ground and drill in.
Fu Jian laughed so hard that the corners of Pei Ran's mouth twitched. He endured it and finally couldn't help it. He squatted down and laughed too.
Sima Yao's masculine self-esteem and emperor's self-esteem should be damaged, and he suddenly felt that the sky was extremely dark.
However, when he saw Pei Ran's wide-eyed smile, it seemed that the whole world was brightened up again, and everywhere was filled with the radiance of happiness.
Pei Ran had had enough of laughing, and finally found the disturbing look in Sima Yao's eyes when he looked at him.
He suppressed his smile, and looked around casually: "We have to find a source of water, so we can clean up Emperor Xiaowu's peeing pants?"
Pei Ran said by herself, and couldn't help laughing again, but, hate the tail of the Jin army behind.
Pei Ran pondered for a while: "Wait, watch him, I'll come as soon as I go."
I saw Pei Ran carefully observing the terrain and mountain appearance, moving rocks for a while, cutting trees for a while, and was very busy.
Sima Yao was confused when he heard Fu Jian suddenly exclaimed: "Five elements and eight trigrams array?" His eyes were full of admiration.
Pei Ran gave him a look that considered you to be somewhat knowledgeable, and waited for the fish to take the bait.
After a while, the chasing Jin soldiers stepped into the formation and were trapped by the formation, unable to find their way out for a while.
The three of them watched for a while, Sima Yao and Fu Jian were secretly surprised that this small formation could be so powerful.
"This formation is shallow, and they will break through it later, let's go!"
The three of them walked slant forward and walked around a mountain, and they saw a mountain spring, and there was steaming mist above the mountain spring, lingering and lingering.
Fu Jian exclaimed: "It's a hot spring? That guy Sima Yao is really lucky."
Hearing this, Pei Ran looked at Fu Jian up and down: "You are dirty too, you should wash it well, aren't you afraid that your servants will not recognize you when they see you?"
Fu Jian flicked his long hair, his eyebrows and eyes were curved, and he said in a charming manner: "Ran Er, why don't we come together."
Pei Ran glared at him: "You do it yourself!"
Fu Jian was not shy either, in front of Pei Ran, he stripped himself naked, and was not in a hurry to get into the water, instead he swayed in front of Pei Ran.
"What is the figure of the king?"
Pei Ran: "..."
Sima Yao's expression changed, and he shouted, "Pei Ran, undress me."
Fu Jian: "Take off yourself."
"I was tied up and couldn't take off my sleeves."
His hands were bound, and the sleeves could not be removed.
Pei Ran gritted her teeth, and tore off Sima Yao's top with a "hiss", leaving only two sleeves hanging on her wrist.
Sima Yao looked at his sleeves, and walked around Pei Ran twice, swaggering towards the spring.
The author has something to say:
I'm back, sorry for making everyone wait so long, um, ten more chapters, cruelly speaking, two more tonight, and one more at nine o'clock.In the future, as long as there are no special accidents, the update will not be interrupted. I am so sorry for my dear who has been supporting me!
Fu Jian was almost swallowed by the forced game, Pei Ran also ate it fiercely, but poor Sima Yao didn't catch a single bite, and his empty stomach was restless singing a one-man show.
Watching them gnaw off the chicken ribs, Sima Yao finally couldn't hold it anymore, and roared, "I want to shit."
So far, Pei Ran hasn't given Sima Yao a sip of food or water for a whole day, and he euphemistically said: To avoid excessive excrement and urine.
Moreover, along the way, Pei Ran didn't even give him a good face, let alone say anything.
Under the double pressure of being hungry and being neglected, Sima Yao finally began to reflect on his words and deeds.
However, not eating or drinking water does not mean not excreting. Before dark, Sima Yao wanted to pee again.
However, seeing Pei Ran's icy face, Sima Yao decided to hold back for a while until his legs trembled.
"Pei Ran," Sima Yao resisted the urge to urinate, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "I want to pee." I really can't hold it in any longer, it is said that holding it in for a long time will damage the kidneys.
Pei Ran turned her head and gave him a cold look, then turned her head and pulled the rein: "Drive."
move on.
"I want to sue you for torture~~~treat~~~captive~~~, I will definitely~~~ sue you~~~to the military court~~~~~~."
"Drive..."
Fu Jian: "Drive..."
Sima Yao used all his breastfeeding strength, and roared sadly: "Let me get off the horse, I really can't hold it anymore, really, really."
Pei Ran stopped his horse, looked at Sima Yao's painful appearance, and was finally moved.
As soon as he helped Sima Yao off the horse, Sima Yao couldn't wait to untie his pants, but the more urgent he was, the more he couldn't untie them. Sima Yao was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead.
Seeing that he really didn't seem to be pretending, Pei Ran hurried to help, just as her hands touched his trouser waist, she heard the sound of gurgling water clearly, and listened to the source of the sound——
Pei Ran froze for a moment, then lowered her head in disbelief, only to see Sima Yao's trousers, and the water of the small river, clear and bright.
Pei Ran raised her head and looked at Sima Yao's embarrassed face in surprise: "Pee, did you pee?"
Fu Jian rode on the horse and took a closer look, didn't he pee?Immediately, he couldn't help laughing wildly: "Hahaha... Sima Yao, you don't want to be ashamed. You pee your pants at such an age, hahaha... the king of a country peed his pants. If it spreads, everyone in the world will laugh."
Sima Yao!At this moment, I really want to find a seam in the ground and drill in.
Fu Jian laughed so hard that the corners of Pei Ran's mouth twitched. He endured it and finally couldn't help it. He squatted down and laughed too.
Sima Yao's masculine self-esteem and emperor's self-esteem should be damaged, and he suddenly felt that the sky was extremely dark.
However, when he saw Pei Ran's wide-eyed smile, it seemed that the whole world was brightened up again, and everywhere was filled with the radiance of happiness.
Pei Ran had had enough of laughing, and finally found the disturbing look in Sima Yao's eyes when he looked at him.
He suppressed his smile, and looked around casually: "We have to find a source of water, so we can clean up Emperor Xiaowu's peeing pants?"
Pei Ran said by herself, and couldn't help laughing again, but, hate the tail of the Jin army behind.
Pei Ran pondered for a while: "Wait, watch him, I'll come as soon as I go."
I saw Pei Ran carefully observing the terrain and mountain appearance, moving rocks for a while, cutting trees for a while, and was very busy.
Sima Yao was confused when he heard Fu Jian suddenly exclaimed: "Five elements and eight trigrams array?" His eyes were full of admiration.
Pei Ran gave him a look that considered you to be somewhat knowledgeable, and waited for the fish to take the bait.
After a while, the chasing Jin soldiers stepped into the formation and were trapped by the formation, unable to find their way out for a while.
The three of them watched for a while, Sima Yao and Fu Jian were secretly surprised that this small formation could be so powerful.
"This formation is shallow, and they will break through it later, let's go!"
The three of them walked slant forward and walked around a mountain, and they saw a mountain spring, and there was steaming mist above the mountain spring, lingering and lingering.
Fu Jian exclaimed: "It's a hot spring? That guy Sima Yao is really lucky."
Hearing this, Pei Ran looked at Fu Jian up and down: "You are dirty too, you should wash it well, aren't you afraid that your servants will not recognize you when they see you?"
Fu Jian flicked his long hair, his eyebrows and eyes were curved, and he said in a charming manner: "Ran Er, why don't we come together."
Pei Ran glared at him: "You do it yourself!"
Fu Jian was not shy either, in front of Pei Ran, he stripped himself naked, and was not in a hurry to get into the water, instead he swayed in front of Pei Ran.
"What is the figure of the king?"
Pei Ran: "..."
Sima Yao's expression changed, and he shouted, "Pei Ran, undress me."
Fu Jian: "Take off yourself."
"I was tied up and couldn't take off my sleeves."
His hands were bound, and the sleeves could not be removed.
Pei Ran gritted her teeth, and tore off Sima Yao's top with a "hiss", leaving only two sleeves hanging on her wrist.
Sima Yao looked at his sleeves, and walked around Pei Ran twice, swaggering towards the spring.
The author has something to say:
I'm back, sorry for making everyone wait so long, um, ten more chapters, cruelly speaking, two more tonight, and one more at nine o'clock.In the future, as long as there are no special accidents, the update will not be interrupted. I am so sorry for my dear who has been supporting me!
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