The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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In the early morning light, a thin white mist completely enveloped Gaozhuan on the top of the mountain. A few birds landed on the eaves. Their passionate chirping pierced through the quiet dormitory, and woke up Yui Ayase who was sleeping on Xia Youjie's bed. .

Um?You asked why she slept in Xia Youjie's dormitory and seemed to sleep until the next day?

— This is too long to explain.

Ayase Yui lay on his bed without moving, staring at the roof with blank eyes, lighting the wax for her own luck again.

After driving away Fujiwara with ulterior motives yesterday, Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie took her around the high school, and enthusiastically wanted others to know her as the heroine of the video—although other people except Noctua Masato Are not in school for the time being.

Then Xia Youjie, who temporarily gave up, could only follow them on another one-day trip to Tokyo, and then introduce her to her companions who will be back soon.

When the night was about to fall, Gojo Satoru, who was satisfied after sweeping up countless dessert shops, finally let go and agreed to return to the high school.

However, the unfortunate thing happened again——

Ayase Yui, she, the random ability was activated uncontrollably again!

——【Swapping Life: During the effective period of this skill, you will randomly exchange bodies with a person around you at this time, and the effective time of the skill expires the next time the skill is spawned. (Note: Your abilities will move with your soul)]

That's right!She exchanged souls with Xia Youjieling!

Although it's a bit troublesome, but... Thinking of Xia Youjie's expression at that time, she really couldn't help laughing out - he had always wanted to help share the rumors, but they suddenly switched bodies when something happened...

And Xia Youjie himself is about to accept the critical attack of rumor X2!

Because the two male high school students were unwilling to tell others about this, she was prepared to feel at ease as "Xia Youjie".

Ayase Yui lay peacefully on her own bed again, happily preparing to sleep again.

"Boom boom boom!"

Yui Ayase put the quilt over her head and turned a deaf ear.

——She is Xia Youjie now!It is impossible for a male high school student who is not under the pressure of further education and employment to get up early during the holidays!No need to go to work!

"Dong dong dong! Ayase!" Zhen Xia Youjie outside the door lowered his voice and called her in a panic, "Open the door!"

Yui Ayase could only get up slowly and go to open the door.

With sleepy eyes, she asked impatiently, "What's the matter?"

Zhen Xia Youjie: "!!!"

"Why don't you wear a shirt?!" He used Ayase Yui's original hoarse and round voice to scream like a chicken.

Yui Ayase rubbed her ears indifferently, "You are so fussy, isn't this your own body? Why are you shy?"

Seeing that Xia Youjie twisted her originally gorgeous face into a shy little daughter-in-law, Ayase Yui felt strange, couldn't help reaching out to touch her original face, and exclaimed, "It's so beautiful."

With a blushing face, he slapped her hand away, pushed her away and crashed into the room, not forgetting to close the door.

Xia Youjie roared in a low voice, "Don't use my body to do such strange things!"

"I'm just touching my own face... Forget it." Yui Ayase just wanted to return to the embrace of the God of Sleep, and was not in the mood to argue with Pure Love DK, "What's the matter?"

Xia Youjie finally remembered his original purpose, and he whispered, "I practice gymnastics at this time every morning, so hurry up too!"

"Huh?" Yui Ayase was simply puzzled, "You don't have the pressure of entering a higher school or getting a job, why do you have to get up so early? You can practice gymnastics at any time, right? After all, I don't think your teacher can control you at all. Are you going to skip theory class?"

Xia Youjie: "...how did you know?"

"Gojo Satoru said it." Ayase Yui tried hard to widen Xia Youjie's eyes, trying to make him see clearly her sincerity.

Xia Youjie: "..." Looking at it this way, it is indeed a bit small.

No!wrong!His eyes are not small at all!It is the eyes of normal people!

He shook his head vigorously, threw out that terrible thought, and said angrily, "But I get up early every morning to exercise!"

"Well." Yui Ayase rolled her eyes and pushed her body out, "Now I'm Xia Youjie! I think I'm sick today. I don't have the pressure of employment and I want to sleep late today!"

She slammed the door shut and said emphatically, "Goodbye, Ling Seto!"

Xia Youjie stood helplessly at the door for a few seconds, then turned around and entered the room next to Gojo Wu.

Gojo Satoru in the room was still wearing pajamas, chewing on dessert sleepily, when he saw Xia Youjie come in, he immediately asked him to sit down and eat.

"Hey." Gojo Satoru looked at Ayase Yui's face so carefully for the first time, Xia Youjie turned his face away unnaturally with his straight eyes, "It seems that Weijiang only wears one lipstick a day. , There is no difference between makeup and plain makeup."

Xia Youjie was speechless, and veins appeared on his forehead, "You called me here just to see her bare face?"

"How is it possible?!" Gojo Satoru yelled funnyly, and then his face became very serious, "I have business, Jie!"

Xia Youjie held his breath and waited solemnly.

"——how did you change your clothes last night?" Gojo Satoru smiled narrowly.

Then he shouted in dissatisfaction, "Damn it! I want to do the same!"

Xia Youjie's complexion was flushed, and Ayase Yui's gorgeous facial features flew into a dazzling red glow. He couldn't even control the tears in his eyes. Even if the red eyes with tear stains were staring at him viciously, it seemed that he had a special flavor.

"Hahahaha! Don't cry, Jie!" Gojo Satoru laughed even louder, "I've never seen Weichan cry! It must be because of you!"

"Is this the important thing you said?" Xia Youjie squeezed out a voice from hell.If eyes could kill, the big bear in front of him would have died countless times.

"Okay, okay." Gojo Satoru was sluggish, "I just suddenly remembered something."

"What's the matter?" Xia Youjie gritted his teeth and asked, deciding to trust him one last time, if he teased him again, he would definitely make him look good!

Gojo Wujo seemed to fully understand his bottom line, and this time he told the truth honestly, "I remember, Weijiang's spell trajectory... belongs to the Chanyuan family."

"—That is to say, if there are no accidents, Weijiang's original surname should be Zenyuan."

"...Are you sure?" Xia Youjie asked weakly, holding his forehead, completely unexpected to hear such a big news.

"Huh? Are you questioning Lao Tzu?" Wujo Wu stood up and shouted, "I am the strongest!"

"—You will be struck by lightning if you disturb your dream!" Jia Ruozi slammed Wujou's door furiously, "I've said it several times! Sunday morning starts in the afternoon!"

"Okay, Nitro!" Gojo Satoru sat up obediently and responded loudly.

Xia Youjie resisted the conditioned reflex, held his breath and waited until the nitrate left at home, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, "Huh~"

He asked a question in a low voice, "I remember that in the previous incident of cooperation with the Yokohama Supernatural World, the information given to us by the high-level executives showed that both parents of Ayase died."

"Jie." Gojo Satoru looked very serious, "Do you trust those rotten oranges or your best friend?"

"That's not the way to compare!" Xia Youjie complained with half-moon eyes, "I'm just asking a reasonable question!"

"Ah." Gojo Satoru was stunned, "I said why Jie usually doesn't move his eyes—it turns out that he can see it only after his eyes get bigger."

"—Damn it! Apologize to Little Eyes!"

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"Hey, hey, what are you guys doing?"

Yui Ayase followed the two of them, breathing the air belonging to 185 comfortably, feeling like she was walking with wind, she did not forget to remind the two innocent DKs, "My entrusted task has been completed."

"No!" Gojo Satoru began to play tricks, "Jie proposed the task of driving away Fujiwara yesterday! I haven't said anything yet!"

Yui Ayase was speechless: "..."

You really deserve to be good friends, even entrusted missions have to be done one by one...

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?" She compromised - after all, her body is being held hostage by the duo, and she can't leave even if she wants to.

"Ha!" Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie looked at each other, showing a tricky smile, "Jie! Tell me!"

Xia Youjie cleared his throat, endured a sense of shame, and said what he and Gojo Satoru had discussed in the morning, "We want you to help solve the case."

"Huh?" Yui Ayase was puzzled, "What case is it?"

Xia Youjie opened his mouth, but finally fell silent in shame.

Gojo Satoru laughed and snatched the conversation away, dancing excitedly, "——It's a millennium-unsolved mystery in the college dormitory!"

Ayase Yui squinted her eyes, and the bad feeling in her heart was getting worse... The more it sounded, the more it sounded like she was fooling her.

Watching Gojo Gojo's fangs and claws depicting various familiar stories - "the sudden cry in the middle of the night", "the female ghost in red wandering in the dormitory", "the blood flowing from the toilet faucet"...

Xia Youjie couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head.

Yui Ayase: "..."

She showed half-moon eyes, lowered her head and asked Xia Youjie, "Is this the characteristic of your college?"

"Ah? What?" Before Xia Youjie could react, he blurted out doubtful words.

"For example, it's funny." Yui Ayase complained. She didn't believe that these two future super magicians would believe this kind of ghost story designed to deceive children. If there were really undead, they would directly exorcise them Wouldn't it be good to remove it?

Thinking of this, she glanced suspiciously back and forth at the two male high school students, "...To be honest, are you hiding something from me?" She didn't believe that two male high school students who thought they were the strongest would let others Help - if the stories they tell are true.

"Haha, how is it possible?" Gojo Satoru didn't show any unnaturalness at all, "Weijiang is the gatekeeper of the soul world, he must be able to see things that ordinary people can't see!"

Yui Ayase is speechless, you also said that you are an ordinary person, right?Do you two look like ordinary people?

"—But, Wei-chan, why do you always talk to us with your eyes closed?" Gojo Satoru asked innocently.

Xia Youjie's veins bulged, and he gritted his teeth, "Hey! It's enough for the small-eyed stalker to play once!"

The three of them walked around the dormitory while chatting and interrupting, but found nothing as expected.

"I've said it, there's no such thing!" Ayase Yui complained, "Gojo Satoru, you have six eyes anyway, how could you not see it?"

"These will only appear late at night! Are you right, Jie!" Gojo Satoru was not discouraged at all, and suggested enthusiastically, "Let's wait until night to come again!"

……

As night fell, the breeze brought the fragrance of grass and trees in the mountains, and the stars were dotted on the sky above the head. The cold moonlight shone down, illuminating the three sneaky and thief-like figures in the high school.

"Hey, Gojo Satoru!" Yui Ayase came out of Xia Youjie's room and shouted at him with a breathy voice, "Are you sure we can find what you said?"

"If I finally find out that you are teasing me..." She raised her fist and threatened him, "Then you are finished!"

"Of course I can find it!" Wujo Wu replied without hesitation, and Xia Youjie looked at Xia Youjie secretly behind her—【Did you do it? 】

Xia Youjie nodded imperceptibly, and gestured to him for completion.

Wujo Satoru became more confident.

He has asked Jie to release his spell spirits to prepare, and when he arrives at the destination, Wei Jiang will definitely see "crying that suddenly appeared in the middle of the night", "the female ghost in red wandering in the dormitory", "the water flowing from the toilet faucet" Blood" and other interesting pictures!

He smiled briefly, then changed the topic, "You are using Jie's body now! You have to make me realize it!"

Ayase Yui: "..." If she remembered correctly, Gojo Satoru asked her like this many days ago.

"No!" She resolutely refused, "It's midnight now, and there are only the three of us, so I don't want to call you that. Wu Tiao Wu!" She finally called his name with an accent, looking extremely frightened.

"Huh?!" Gojo Satoru gradually increased his volume uncontrollably, and was interrupted by the voice of "Zilla" just as he was about to speak.

He raised his head angrily, and looked in the direction of the sound - the girl with a gloomy complexion and huge dark circles under her eyes stared at them fiercely like a ghost.

"Why, why do you want to disturb my sleep?"

"—Glass, nitrate?" X2

Jia Ruozi looked suspiciously at Gojo Satoru and a strange woman who spoke at the same time, keenly realized that something was wrong, stared at Zhen Xia Youjie calmly, and asked, "What's going on with you?"

"Ha, haha! Wu and I just went out for a walk." Xia Youjie scratched his head and said guiltily, "Are you right, Wu?"

Gojo Satoru nodded again and again, "That's right, that's right!"

Ayase Yui looked at these two male high school students who had completely exposed themselves, feeling extremely helpless.

Jia Ruozi squinted his eyes and tested him, "Xia Youjie?"

Xia Youjie: "!!!"

It's over, exposed!

……

"So, when did the two of you exchange souls?" Jia Ruozi asked, crossing his arms while holding a cigarette between his fingers.

Xia Youjie turned his face away in embarrassment, and reluctantly spat out a few words, "Last night."

"I said so." Jiarui Niuzi let out a chuckle, "No wonder you hurriedly called me back to school yesterday, but then suddenly sent a message at night asking me to come back later."

She thought clearly about her two contemporaries.

Kazuhiro ignored these two naive male high school students, switched the cigarette from his right hand to his left, and extended his right hand to say hello, "Hi! I'm a classmate of these two guys, Kazuhiro."

Ayase Yui also reached out to shake her hand, and introduced himself to her very naturally, "I am Ayase Yui."

"I know." Jiarui Jianzi took a puff of a cigarette, and the smoke was lingering in the deep night, which covered her facial expression.She showed a meaningful smile, "I've heard Wujo Satoru talk about you a long time ago."

Ayase Yui also laughed, "I guess he was talking about that video." She shrugged and laughed at herself.

"There's something else about it." Iamori Satoru glanced at Gojo Satoru again, showing a narrow smile.

She didn't elaborate, but crossed her arms to confirm again, "Are you really going to accompany these two childish ghosts to find things that are obviously fictitious?"

Yui Ayase shrugged and said helplessly, "After all, it's a commission."

"Well, I kind of know why Gojo Satoru..." Iyase Gojo murmured a word, turned around and bid farewell to her, "I don't have the energy to mess around with these two people anymore." She motioned to Yui Ayase Looking at her dark circles, she smiled wryly.

Ayase Yui deeply agrees, "I will take good care of them!" She will never let these two innocent DKs disturb the girl's sleep!

Naruto smiled with satisfaction, and believed in Ayase Yui's guarantee—as expected, adults are more reliable than these two childish ghosts, and they even swear with their eyes closed! (Xia Youjie: Hey!)

……

Watching Jia Ruozi leave contentedly, the volume and actions of the three of them involuntarily softened.

"Which place shall we go first?" Yui Ayase asked the two people who were familiar with the layout of the dormitory.

Gojo Satoru squeezed his chin, and began to analyze it seriously, "The cries that appeared in the middle of the night and the female ghost in red wandering around in the dormitory are not fixed in one place. Let's go and see the toilet faucet first!"

Ayase Yui also agreed, "That's right! Except for the female ghost in red wandering around, everything else can be found right away. Go check the faucets in the toilet first, and then look for them immediately when there are crying sounds—" —if you're telling the truth."

Gojo Satoru reassured, "It's absolutely true!"

"Okay." Ayase Yui nodded, "Then let's go! Destination - the men's room!"

Gojo Satoru was puzzled, "Huh? Why is it the men's restroom?"

"Could it be that you saw it in the women's restroom last time?" Ayase Yui looked at him with a scum-like gaze.

"That's right! It's the men's room!" Gojo Satoru slapped his forehead, pretending to have just remembered, and smiled awkwardly.

Xia Youjie turned his head away, unable to bear to look directly at him.

Even if the curse spirits he tamed had no gender, he couldn't let them go to the women's restroom to set up a scene!

As the chatting of several people interrupted, they gradually approached their destination.

The lights were not turned on in the college dormitory in the middle of the night, only the pale moonlight hit the signboard of the men's toilet, with blood-red traces across it, creating a gloomy atmosphere.

It has a haunted house atmosphere!

Gojo Wujo sighed in admiration in his heart, and couldn't help turning his head to look at Xia Youjie, and sent a message with his eyes - [Good job!Jay! 】

Xia Youjie was at a loss when he saw this scene.He just asked his magic spirit to get some tomato juice and stuff it into the toilet pipe... Could it be that his magic spirit is so autonomous now?

Ayase Yui stared at the signboard of the toilet for a few seconds, and stepped into the door of the men's toilet decisively.

"Hey, hey, it's so natural for you to go into the men's room." Xia Youjie complained, "Don't you hesitate at all?"

"But I'm Xia Youjie now." Ayase said innocently.

The real Xia Youjie: "..." Your sense of substitution is so strong.

He was resigned.

The three of them walked into the men's room one after another. The usually clean and tidy toilet looked like a utility room that had been blown by a hurricane this night. It was full of all kinds of messy and small objects, and the paint on the wall was scratched. , exposing the wall below.

Ayase Yui ignored the messy things on the ground, and turned on the faucet directly - a strong smell of tomato sauce came to her face.

"It looks like Mr. Tomato has shed a lot of blood." She smiled half-smile, "To fool me, how many tomatoes did you kill, Wu?"

"This is really a failure." She clicked her tongue, "It's obvious that the atmosphere is rendered so well-it seems that you have spent a lot of effort, right?"

Gojo Wu turned his head and stared at Xia Youjie: [It turned out to be tomato sauce! 】

Xia Youjie felt guilty and didn't answer, but he kept complaining in his heart - where did he get so much blood all of a sudden?The ketchup was fine, not going to have to redo the plumbing for that.

Just as Yui Ayase wanted to continue talking, there was a vague cry not far away, mixed with the noisy wind at night, it sounded very cautious.

"Wow, there are still real actors?" Yui Ayase sarcastically said.

Xia Youjie stood up and retorted at this time, "We really only do this one thing now!" He vowed, and even showed an anxious expression, "It might be true! Let's go and see! "

Gojo Satoru admired him secretly in his heart - he didn't expect Jie's acting skills to be so high!Change your face and come!

Seeing the relaxed faces of both of them, Xia Youjie really panicked - he really hasn't sent out his curse spirit yet!He could clearly feel that the curse spirit that was supposed to cry in his original script was not in that direction!

And even Gojo Satoru's six eyes didn't notice anything wrong...it must be something very powerful or with a hidden aura!

Hearing the children's cries getting louder and shriller, Xia Youjie could only grit his teeth, leave the two of them behind and run in that direction.

Gojo Satoru and Ayase Yui, who were standing in place, felt something was wrong—Xia Youjie wouldn't insist on acting after the incident was exposed, and even acted so superbly.

They looked at each other, retreated, and quickly ran after Xia Youjie.

As the shrill cries approached, the three of them even vaguely saw a red shadow floating in the air.

"—Could it be that the female ghost in red is really bullying the little ghost?" Gojo Satoru looked surprised, and did not forget to ask Ayase Yui, "Does your soul world have no laws against undead? Like the law on the protection of underage ghosts? "

"..." Yui Ayase was speechless.

"Don't you employ child labor in the magic world?"

Gojo Satoru shut up - he really couldn't refute this.

As they gradually approached, the true face of the "red ghost" was gradually revealed.

Ayase Yui's pupils suddenly constricted.

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