The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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The helicopter landed in an open field in the Yokohama Military District.

The moment Yui Ayase felt the landing, she couldn't wait to push Kenji Miyazawa who was sleeping soundly, and dragged him out of the cabin while still sleepy.

Anyway, she couldn't stay in this small and threatening cabin.

A black jeep was parked outside the helicopter. The door was opened, revealing a young man in a camel-colored suit in the back seat—he was wearing elegant round glasses, had a mole at the corner of his mouth, black eyes, and big dark circles , holding a laptop in his arms, typing away.

It looks like it's working.

Seeing a few people get off the helicopter, the young man just raised his head and took a look, re-immersing himself in his busy work.

Yui Ayase: "..."

"Yo! Ango." Dazai also got out of the cabin, and greeted the young man in the jeep with a smile.

The young man turned his head in response, pushed the round glasses on the bridge of his nose a little uncomfortably, closed the laptop, held it between his arms, and got out of the car.He nodded and called, "Dazai."

Dazai stretched out his long arms, put them on Ayase Yui's shoulders, dragged her back and encircled her, and half-lyed on her back, "Yui-chan, this is my former colleague Ango Sakaguchi, who is now a supernatural agent in the Yokohama Special Department." department work."

"He used his private power to use the helicopter this time."

Um?Former colleagues?

Yui Ayase looked suspiciously at Osamu Dazai, "... If I remember correctly, you used to work in the port mafia, right?"

"Can the mafia hold important positions in government departments now?" Ayase Yui glanced at the helicopter behind him again—it was a model only used by the military, and it was impossible for ordinary people to drive it.

Sakaguchi Ango's face remained unchanged, as if he had expected it.

In other words, what Dazai is doing now is just lip service, but he feels a little flattered—after the death of Oda Tsukuru, Dazai's indifference and disgust for him who was once a pusher is no less than that for Chief Mori.

Strictly speaking, maybe Dazai hates him more than others.After all, he was the betrayer of the friendship between the three, and Oda was the key to his death.

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses again, looking serious, "I didn't abuse my personal power."

He reluctantly explained to the ignorant Yui Ayase, "The North American supernatural organization 'Guild' entered Yokohama privately and brought their military weapon - the sky fortress "Moby Dick". "

"For Yokohama, this is a great hidden danger." Sakaguchi Ango said, "Therefore, I suggest to the higher-ups to cooperate with the Armed Detective Agency to explore the purpose of the combination and at the same time obtain the internal structure of the sky fortress "Moby Dick". To prevent problems before they happen, so..."

"...does he look like an old woman who is thinking about it?" Dazai, who didn't listen to him at all, dragged Yui Ayase back a few steps, and whispered in her ear, "Wear old-fashioned clothes, keep With the old-fashioned hairstyle... and even a huge wide forehead!"

Ango Sakaguchi stopped to continue explaining, closed his eyes in embarrassment, the veins on his forehead popped up, and he clenched his fist unconsciously.

"Wei-chan." Dazai glanced at him, then raised the corner of his mouth, and continued to whisper, "Do you know what his catchphrase is?"

"He said." He covered his mouth with his hand, exaggerated his tone, the voice was so loud that he could hear it from a few meters away, "—if you don't sleep, you don't have to get up, and if you don't go off work, you don't have to go to work!"

Ayase Yui's face was horrified, and she couldn't help taking a few steps back from this terrible words: "!!!"

This, is this the legendary ultimate social animal? !

It's so scary!

Facing a few pairs of terrified eyes that seemed to be looking at a strange shape, Ango Sakaguchi closed his eyes, and felt a little bit of shame——

What's even more frightening is that he still misses this feeling——

During the period of the port mafia, when he was still friends with Dazai and Odasaku, he was ashamed countless times by Dazai's mean words.

In the trio back then, because Oda Saku was unusually calm, Dazai was always teasing him, and he couldn't help complaining.

However, after the death of Oda Tsukuru, he and Dazai parted ways, and after he returned to the Supernatural Secret Service Section to become the "Counselor Assistant", as an elite of the Special Service Section, Ango Sakaguchi had a serious face almost all day long, never again Happy before.

"...Anyway, it's getting late, I'll ask my subordinates to take you back." Ango Sakaguchi came back to his senses, and once again regained his serious and upright expression.In any case, he belongs to the government department, and he has his own responsibilities.

Unless Odasaku comes back to life—otherwise, his friendship with Dazai can only come to an end.

"ya~da!" Dazai shook his head and rejected him, "No one else is needed, just the three of us."

After saying this, Dazai kicked Ango Sakaguchi over with lightning speed.

When he was lying on the ground in a daze, Dazai dragged the two of them and quickly jumped into the jeep parked beside him, and started the car outside the car while Ango Sakaguchi shouted "Hey, can't this be my special car".

"Hahahaha! Goodbye Ango!" Dazai poked his head out of the window and laughed wildly, "Now this car belongs to me!"

Ango Sakaguchi, lying on the ground and still not getting up: "..."

Still the same dog as before, Dazai.

Even though he lost his specially modified car, Ango Sakaguchi still laughed out loud.

——He hasn't experienced such a harmless prank as Dazai's for too long, too long.

……

When the jeep just drove out of the military base, it was normal. There were no other vehicles on the flat and wide road, and there were no obstacles.

So Dazai just increased the speed of the car, and the car was still running smoothly.

But later, as he gradually approached the peak traffic jam, Dazai showed a chilling smile——

"Hahahaha! Weichan, watch it!"

The jeep suddenly raised its speed to a higher level, the pointer on the dial remained motionless at the highest point, and the tires rubbed against the ground almost sparks.

The drowsy Miyazawa Kenji suddenly woke up in a drifting tail, jumping up in fright, "Ah, what happened?!"

In the jeep that was crazily swinging down the path, Ayase Yui could barely stabilize her body, and said intermittently while bumping, "Miya, Miyazawa... Jun, fast, quickly put on the safety belt..."

Miyazawa Kenji frantically grabbed the seat belt, jolting, and for safety, he crossed the seat belts on the two positions of the rear seat, binding himself firmly to the seat like tying ropes.

"Wow wow wow wow wow!" Dazai laughed wildly, speeding through the cars, and he didn't know how many small roads he ran on the road, and the bumper was smashed.

Yui Ayase's scalp was numb, her face was ashen-colored, and her mind was completely blank in the jeep that was speeding and bumping to the point of extreme speed.

It didn't take long.

Dazai slowed down his speed slowly, and finally stopped at a subway entrance.

"It's here." He still looked very excited, with a slight blush on his cheeks.

Ayase Wei didn't care about asking where she was going, she pushed open the door of the passenger seat with a pale face, and staggered out of the car.

"Ugh—" She supported the tree trunk, patted her chest repeatedly, and retched a few times due to nausea.

Osamu Dazai got out of the car with a smile, walked behind her, and patted her shoulder lightly.

"—Hey, young man." A passing grey-haired old lady stood beside them, frowning and stopped Dazai.

Dazai looked puzzled, "Huh?"

The old woman stared at him disapprovingly, and began to teach him, "Be nice to pregnant wives, they can't take too fast cars, it's not good for fetuses or adults."

Yui Ayase waved her hand, but couldn't explain because of her overwhelmed stomach.

He could only watch Dazai smiling and nodding repeatedly, and even humbly asked the old woman for many other knowledge about raising babies.

When the old woman was satisfied with the popular science, she still did not forget to praise Ayase Yui, "Your husband is really nice, he is a good man."

Dazai raised the corners of his mouth and smiled brightly, "That's right, I'm a good man, you should cherish me, Yui-chan."

Yui Ayase: "..."

Forgive her temporary fear of an autumn famous mountain biker.

She is not interested in this kind of car god Qiu Mingshan, who in their eyes will never have traffic jams and can always find shortcuts.

She took a few steps back in horror, away from Osamu Dazai who was smiling brightly.

"—Hey! Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo who came from not far away called Dazai's name.

At this time, Ayase Yui remembered why she had applied for an assignment.

She greeted Kunikida cautiously, "Hi, Kunikida-kun, did you receive the apology I sent you?"

When she ran to Tokyo on the first day, she walked around all the bustling streets with Gojo Satoru, and carefully selected ten limited-edition, extremely expensive pens with the money of the young master Gojo Satoru and sent them to Kunikida You as an apology.

Osamu Dazai quietly got back into the jeep for some reason.

"Gift?" Kunikida pushed the glasses with his middle finger, and a white light flashed on the lens.

A suspicious blush appeared on his face, he squeezed his throat and coughed a few times, and said angrily, "You gave me that lady's dress that included underwear?!"

Yui Ayase was at a loss, "What lady's dress? I obviously gave you a limited number of XX brand pens. There are ten of them."

Kunikida Doppo broke the pen with a click, his face flushed red, his eyes seemed to burst out with fiery anger, "Tai Zai Ji!"

How could he say that Dazai happily showed off the ten limited edition fountain pens in front of him a few days ago!

It turned out that it was cut from him!

Fortunately, he still sincerely admires and envies him!

Kunikida Doppo jumped onto the jeep angrily, and fought Dazai through the glass.

"come out faster!"

"do not want!"

"Come out quickly!"

"yada~"

Dazai almost gloats at him in the modified jeep making faces at him.

Seeing this situation, Ayase Yui patted Kunikida Doppo on the shoulder, led him to the door on the other side, and silently opened the door of the passenger seat——

She turned her head, turning a deaf ear to Dazai's pretentious screams inside, completely pretending that she didn't see it, and even hummed a song in a happy mood.

——Sure enough, the friendship between her and Kunikida-kun is maintained by slaughtering.

Ayase Yui sighed.

She then glanced to the side with the corner of her eye.

Even if the jeep has a strong anti-seismic ability, it can't withstand their big movements like a storm at this time, so that the vehicle trembles crazily at the subway entrance.

Yui Ayase felt that she was letting out the wind now - in order to avoid misunderstandings from passers-by.

Fortunately, after a while, Kunikida Doppo got off the jeep, tidied up his clothes, and breathed a sigh of relief.

He pulled Kenji Miyazawa who had been standing still, and said goodbye to Ayase Yui as he walked, "I will take him first."

Ayase was stunned, "Huh? Aren't we together?"

Kunikida pushed his glasses and explained, "Mr. Ranpo suggested that everyone disperse, and Dazai said that he would take you to live somewhere else."

Dazai floated out of the jeep weakly, his hands and feet twitched, "That's right, Yui-chan... Shan, live alone with me."

Eh? ! !

Single, alone? ! !