The random me and Dazai HE with the ability
Chapter 71 (1)
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【"I knew that I was the most important to Wei Jiang."
Dazai raised the corners of his mouth, and his expression at this time was like a cat playing with a ball of yarn, which tickled her heart.In addition, he actually said straightforward words that were completely beyond Ayase Yui's expectations——
"me too."
"What?" Yui Ayase was still holding the quilt in the bathtub, answering with a dizzy head.
"—For me, Wei-chan is also very important."]
……
Yui Ayase's fever finally got better after going back and forth.
At this time, it was approaching the early morning of the second day, and the sky was completely dark. In the dark street, there was nothing but the glimmer of stars and moons. The howling wind bent the trees outside the window, but it did not affect the house at all. The warmth and warmth.There are only a few scattered houses with faint lights and the stars in the distance, intertwined and difficult to distinguish - completely opposite to her bright and anxious mood at this time.
Wrapped in a bath towel, Ayase Yui took a real bath and washed off the previous sweat stains, and then her brain, which had been shut down for a long time, started to work again - Ayase Yui finally realized that something was really wrong with her today.
How could she do that to a good friend she had already identified? !
Osamu Dazai is her best friend for life!
But no matter how Yui Ayase comforted herself, now she could only hear the beating of her heart, spreading from her chest to her whole body, and even the arteries in her temples on both sides kept beating. Frosted, it carries a fresh and sweet taste.
She realized that there was an emotion that she didn't understand sprouted from the bottom of her heart again.
No one—no one can bring so many changes to her like Osamu Dazai.
Ayase Yui changed into the clean clothes that Dazai brought back for her when he came back earlier, and tidied himself in front of the mirror slowly. After several mental preparations, he mustered up the courage to open the door of the bathroom.
She poked her head out of the bathroom first, and scanned the limited space in front of her, making sure she didn't see Osamu Dazai before tiptoeing out of the bathroom.
"——What are you doing?" Dazai's voice rang in her ears, with a smile that could not be ignored, and ripples of joy appeared on Junxiu's face.
Ayase Weiwei was startled, and immediately let go of the doorknob she was holding in her hand, and subconsciously turned her head to look——
Dazai actually hid behind the door and waited!He also specially controlled the sound of breathing and heartbeat!
"What are you doing here?!" Yui Ayase hadn't figured out her vague mood before, and now she was attacked by Dazai again, and she suddenly became angry from embarrassment, "You scared me!"
Dazai blinked his slender eyelashes pretending to be innocent, and a smile could not stop showing from the corners of Junxiu's eyes and brows. It carried the refreshing scent of soap after bathing, which was clean and refreshing, but it formed a rush of enthusiasm on his face. The aggression that comes, mixed into a unique and alluring breath.
"When did you take a bath?" Yui Ayase smelled the strange smell of saponins, couldn't help but look up and down at Osamu Dazai who seemed to have not changed at all, and made a suspicious voice.
Relying on being half a head taller than Yui Ayase, Dazai lowered his head slightly, the youthful look on his face mixed with the calm and mature aura on his body, fully interpreting the charm of male hormones, enough to make people who don't know him look at him Just fell into obsession.
He let out a slight and dull laugh from his chest, his eyes flicked across Ayase Yui's face, and finally settled on one place, "Of course it was when Yui-chan was taking a bath."
Before Ayase Yui continued to ask questions, Osamu Dazai immediately said, "At our new neighbor's house."
Of course, there is no need to tell her what happened when Chuya's family borrowed the bathroom.
Facing his face so close at hand, Ayase couldn't help staring at his moist lips for a few seconds, and still slightly tilted her head back, trying to avoid, "Then why don't you look changed?"
"—You don't have a closet full of camel trench coats of the same style, do you?"
Dazai looked away a little guilty, opened his mouth, and didn't speak.
Yui Ayase squinted her eyes, and after Dazai retreated guiltily, she took a step forward, cornered him in turn, and asked, "Dazai."
"Huh?" Dazai was protecting her waist with both hands, but she didn't notice it.
Ayase Yui looked serious, "You...you bought a cabinet of identical trench coats because you don't know how to do laundry at all?"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Osamu Dazai: "!!!"
She guessed it right!
He put on a sweet smile, put his hands gently around her arms, and acted like a baby while shaking, "Weijiang, I'm so hungry now~~"
Yui Ayase said solemnly: "It seems that I guessed right."
Guessing that Osamu Dazai is a "career-type" man who can't do housework at all, and only hides and throws away his dirty clothes regularly, Ayase Yui didn't say anything, just kept the posture of forcing him into a corner and began to think .
After a while, she squeezed her chin and muttered to herself, "What can I do?"
"Could it be... do you want to buy a few more washing machines in the future?" Yui Ayase looked around the specifications of the entire suite and made a melancholy voice, "But there is no extra space in this house..."
Hearing her words, Osamu Dazai realized that Yui Ayase really regarded this place as his "home" for future life.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help shivering a bit, his iris-colored eyes flooded with inhuman rationality at this moment, his eyes, like a searchlight, carefully swept over all her naked eyes where she didn't pay attention. The skin on the outside, and the complex nerves in the brain deduce Ayase Yui's real thoughts at this moment——
He didn't want to fall into the abyss of belonging to emotion.
He will provoke Ayase Yui before she understands her feelings, but will escape after she fully understands, avoiding falling into the river of emotional sorrow-he has no courage to embrace love.
It was an emotion that seemed to him destined to die.
If you can avoid the violent joy, naturally there will be no grief. ①
Simply, Osamu Dazai calculated at this time that Yui Ayase didn't really realize her feelings.Therefore, he was really relieved and smiled sweetly again, "I'm so hungry, Wei Jiang~~"
Now Ayase Yui can't pretend not to hear again.
She took a step back involuntarily, and tried to refuse the errand with an ultra-low volume, "I don't know how to cook either."
Dazai was dumbfounded, "Don't you live alone in the Soul Realm?"
The implication is that he is naturally asking Yui Ayase who has been responsible for cooking in the soul world since she was a child.
"It's not alone." Yui Ayase's face flushed slightly, as if she was very embarrassed, "There are so many undead in the soul world."
"—they cook for me every shift."
Dazai: "..."
In his mind, he couldn't help but imagine countless male mothers, Odasaku, queuing up at the door of Ayase Yui's house, waiting to cook for her.
Oops, this picture is too beautiful to look at!
"...Then what should we do?" Dazai showed a dull expression, "I asked them to prepare a refrigerator full of ingredients."
The two looked at each other.
In the end, it was Ayase Yui who said sadly, "...or else."
"—I'd better roll a cooking ability to get it out?"
Hearing this, Dazai Osamu's face twitched, remembering the countless videos of Ayase Yuishi's death that he had saved on his mobile phone alone, holding back a smile, and reminded with conscience: "Random skills are not in Can it only appear after the mandatory conditions are completed?"
Speaking of this, Ayase Yuiko is not sleepy.The smile on her face was almost overflowing, and she was very excited: "Since you let me use the president's ability to control the last time, the mandatory conditions have disappeared several times! Last time I told Xia Youjun There is no completion condition for soul exchange!"
Osamu Dazai's face darkened, and he stopped talking.
But Yui Ayase stood in front of Dazai with great interest and activated her supernatural ability—a two-color turntable the size of a palm naturally appeared in her hand.
Like the last time, she put the turntable in the palm of her hand, clasped her hands together, closed her eyes and mobilized the power inside her body.
Ayase Yui noticed that the two pointers in her palm were turning crazily, with an undeniable momentum like her determination at this time - just like what Dazai said last time, the "secret of luck" is her own. Ability, the random skills will listen to her true inner appeal.
She still believes it to this day.
【Ding--】
[Random mandatory conditions are being generated——]
Yui Ayase: "!!!"
Why are random conditions starting again now? !
[The mandatory condition is—kiss. 】
Yui Ayase: "!!!"
This, this... Is this the true appeal of her heart? ! !
Her face turned red in a flash, and the room that was originally well-known suddenly became quiet in her senses.Dazai's bright red lips were still stained with water when he just took a bath, just like cherry blossoms falling on the rippling water, looking extra alluring.
Ayase Yui clearly felt that her body was no longer under control, her heart beat faster, and all her senses and touch became sharper.
She couldn't control her body, and even with a little resistance, she still couldn't resist the actions after her body was forcibly controlled.She clenched her hands tightly, but she looked extremely powerless in Dazai's sight——
"... Weijiang?"
Osamu Dazai sensed that something was wrong, and cast doubtful eyes on Yui Ayase who was staggering towards him.
Yui Ayase's body has a clear goal, and she walks firmly towards herself.The dark blue eyes just stared at the corners of his lips without blinking, and instead of the misty mist that had just subsided from the fever, the eyes were filled with the familiar struggling look after being controlled by the supernatural power.
Dazai felt bad, his body involuntarily took a step back before he knew it clearly, and called her again: "Wei-chan?"
Ayase Yui had already walked in front of him at this time, before she could stand still, her slender fingers touched Dazai's cheek, and with an irresistible force, she tightly clamped his side face.
Her other hand moved slowly from his face, and her fingertips caressed his lips ambiguously.Some kind of irrepressible emotion rolled in her eyes, but with strong resistance——
At this moment, Ayase Yui's consciousness can only reveal a little bit in those sea-like pupils.
She firmly believes that the supernatural ability is the embodiment of her true heart. At this moment, she has completely clarified her emotions, just like the key hint to solve the puzzle-this mandatory random condition completely awakened her.
All the past flashed before my eyes like a revolving lantern.She understood why she panicked when she learned that the detective agency had been attacked, why she felt at a loss when Osamu Dazai approached, and why she...
After clearing the fog of emotion, facing the situation that the two are about to kiss each other, Yui Ayase doesn't want this anymore——
She didn't want her first kiss with Dazai to be controlled by supernatural powers!
She can't even control her body now!
Ayase Yui reluctantly pulled his consciousness away from Dazai's body, and tried his best to mobilize his thoughts to resist the absolute control of the body by the compulsory conditions——
【Ding--】
[Random compulsory condition change——]
[The random condition has been changed to - use Osamu Dazai's mobile phone to click on a love action movie for at least 5 minutes. (Note: no time limit)]
Yui Ayase: "..."
Yui Ayase: "!!!"
#¥%...&*
It's better not to change it! !
Leaving aside whether she could get Dazai's cell phone while he wasn't paying attention, what would she do after she got it? !Doesn't Dazai have no control over his own things?Even if she deletes all browsing history, can Dazai restore the data, okay? !
Yui Ayase: I'm so stupid, really.
Just for a supernatural ability to cook, she has to pay her own reputation.
Next time she will never be so naive as to think that she is a European emperor.
She shouldn't forget the scene of the car accident where so many people died before.
Yui Ayase lowered his hands on Dazai's face with his head downcast, pretending not to see the vague resistance and retreat on his face.
Although the random conditions made her very embarrassed this time, Yui Ayase still does not regret activating the supernatural power at this moment—that guy Dazai, before he understands his feelings, not only provokes the dangerous bottom line, but even controls With the progress, trying to retreat back before he made clear his feelings.
If it weren't for this supernatural ability that suddenly revealed her true inner desire, Ayase Yui might have to be teased by Dazai a few more times before she discovered it.
Yui Ayase decides——
She wants to pretend that she doesn't understand yet, and give Dazai a sudden courage by taking advantage of her unpreparedness!
Absolutely make him unavoidable!
Yui Ayase took a few steps back, the blush on her gorgeous pale face was flushed by the previous embarrassment, and the corners of her eyes were flushed.With such an appearance that she didn't need to pretend at all, she lowered her head and kept looking at him from the corner of her eye. She muttered a few times before pretending to be angry: "Don't think too much, did you hear me! What happened just now?" It's the ghost of the random ability! I didn't..."
She didn't continue to speak, but pretended to be contemplative, as if she had been reminded of something suddenly.
Seeing her like this, Dazai, who was originally shrunk to one side with a dull expression, became active instead, trying to stop Yui Ayase from thinking further—"Well, it's okay, Yui-chan."
He narrowed his eyes and tried to twiddle the complex emotions, and his tone was light and light, as weightless as a floating feather.He reminded: "Is it possible to roll out a cooking ability?"
"I'm super hungry right now, Wei-chan~"
"Okay."
Ayase Yui nodded with a smile, and felt relieved involuntarily.She knew that she had successfully passed the test in front of Dazai.
"Extraordinary power - "Lucky Secret"! "She activated the supernatural power again.
On the powerful turntable, the blue pointer on the inner circle representing random skills was spinning crazily, and stopped at a position where words slowly emerged after a while.
The position pointed by the skill pointer reads: [Xingping Chuangzhen]
——Xing Ping Chuangzhen?
It seems like a name, right?
Just when Yui Ayase was wondering, the mechanical voice in his mind sounded again.
[Xing Ping Chuangzhen: He is the descendant of the world's greatest mythical chef, with unparalleled cooking talent.As the "Spirit of Spring Medicine" (crossed out) and the protagonist of "Spirit of Eating Halberd", he is respectfully called the "King of Medicine". Ability. (The skill takes effect until the next time the skill is spawned.)]
Yui Ayase who heard this string of explanations: "..."
...does this sound like a serious chef?
For a moment, Ayase Yui was silent.
If her ability has its own consciousness, she must ask the ability gentleman what happened today - she is obviously a decent person!
"...What's the matter, Wei-chan?"
Dazai gasped when he saw her frozen in place thinking again, and asked again fearfully.
"Nothing." Yui Ayase replied blankly, with an erratic expression, "The rice made with this skill... seems to be automatically drugged?"
"Prescription|drug!" Dazai became excited instantly, speaking quickly, with obvious excitement in his words, "Wei Jiang!" His kite-colored eyes were shining with bright colors, and his whole body exuded a blingbling color, " I want to give it a try~"
Yui Ayase: "..."
She is a little guilty.
After all, judging from the explanation of the random skill, the medicine here...combined with the title of "Spirit of Spring Yao"...maybe it represents...well, medicine that everyone knows?
So... now, should she tell him?
Ayase Yui was a little bit stuck.
If you tell Dazai the full effect of this skill, maybe he will associate it with the previous random conditions, and more importantly... don't wait until she uses Dazai's mobile phone to watch action movies, her Kiyoyuki now, immediately, It will be destroyed directly!
so……
Sure enough, it would be better not to tell Dazai, right?
Also, isn't Dazai's supernatural ability nullified?Maybe he won't be directly recruited?
"Quick! Hurry up, Yui-chan." Osamu Dazai excitedly pushed her shoulders, pushed her to the kitchen door, rubbed his hands together and said expectantly, "I can't wait any longer."
After saying this, Dazai put his face in his hands pretending to be cute, red hearts kept appearing in his iris-colored eyes, his whole body writhed on the ground like seaweed, and began to mutter to himself. Yu said: "Ahhh o((>ω<))o, what kind of medicine could it be?"
"Will it be a food that mixes high-pressure drugs and anti-hypertensive drugs?"
"Or sleeping pills? Potassium cyanide? ... Or cephalosporin?"
He muttered a series of dangerous medicines, with a happy smile on his face, "It's so great~ I can eat delicious food, and run towards the abyss of death." He held his face, as if suddenly remembering What, "Oh, right!"
"When I was using the little guy's bathroom, I sneaked away the high-end red wine in his wine cabinet!" Dazai happily hummed a song of his own, and walked out of the kitchen with cheerful steps, "Oh! Just use that Let’s go with the food~~”
"Today, I will definitely be able to die successfully!"
Yui Ayase: "..."
It seems that Dazai is destined to set the flag.
She wrapped the apron hanging on the wall around her body, opened the refrigerator and took out all the ingredients inside.
Facing the pile of ingredients that almost filled the table, Ayase Yui's heart beat extremely fast, as if clamoring, as if she had a rabbit in her arms, and felt that all the muscles in her body tensed up.
"Extraordinary power - "Xing Ping Chuangzhen"! "
Suddenly, Ayase Yui's eyes seemed to have a fierce light, and the mantra belonging to another person blurted out, "——Please wait a moment!"
At this moment, with lightning speed, she wrapped the turban cloth that she didn't know where it came from on her forehead, holding the kitchen knife in both hands, and waving countless afterimages during her actions.All the ingredients looked extremely obedient in her hands, and they were cut into neat rows in a short while.
She was manipulating the pots and pans in the kitchen, and the deafening noise made Dazai, who was obediently sitting in the living room, break out in a cold sweat——
Hello!
This kind of strength is not inferior to that of chuya after turning on the dirt, can it really make delicious food?
Or... can I still have this kitchen?
Osamu Dazai silently took out his mobile phone, booked two hospital beds for himself and Yui Ayase, and set up a scheduled text message to be sent to Mr. Ranpo and Yosano.
Dazai, who was ready, put his mobile phone next to the high-end red wine, tiptoed up from his seat, and tried to approach the kitchen without disturbing Ayase Yui——
"Please wait a moment!" Ayase Yui's voice was like a devil crawling out of hell, with an air of terror that could not be refused, and he said every word with emphasis.
Dazai: "..."
It's true that he wanted to die, but he didn't want to die in a "unpalatable death" way!
With a complex expression on his face, he sat back on his seat again, and with lingering fear, he made another appointment with a world-class famous doctor known as the "Hand of God", and then closed his eyes as if death was at home.
"--Please use!"
At this moment, Ayase Yui's originally hoarse voice was more like the devil's whispers, and the accompanying food must also be...
--Eh?
It is very fragrant!
Osamu Dazai raised his eyelids lightly, and took a look through a tiny gap—the food placed on the table actually exudes an attractive luster on every plate!
He raised his eyebrows in surprise, fully revealing his iris-colored crystal-like eyes, staring at the food on the table almost without blinking.
Onigiri was placed in front of him.Carefully marinated bacon wraps crystal grains of rice, kneaded into petite rice balls, dotted with golden yellow secret seasoning, every place is shining golden, revealing an attractive color.
A little further away is a plate of barbecue.Sporadic watercress is placed on the full-colored barbecue, and each piece of barbecue exudes exquisite light. When the lid is lifted, it seems to be hit by a spotlight. With just one glance, it seems that you can hear the cooking process. The fat was roasted and made a sizzling sound.
Each plate seems to be marked with the logo of "excellent color, fragrance and taste".
so--
"Where does the spotlight come from?" Osamu Dazai looked blankly.
The corners of his eyes almost twitched as he watched every plate of food covered with golden lights, and couldn't help complaining, "Shouldn't 'looks like it's glowing' just an adjective?"
Yui Ayase looked at him puzzled, "Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Isn't it normal for food to shine?" Isn't it normal for food to shine just because there are gourmet fans with explosive clothes?
"Try it quickly, Dazai." She smiled.
Osamu Dazai held the fork, showing a state of hesitation.
He's terrified right now—
You know, the food he made by himself will also show the same color and aroma as the ones in front of him. Of course, there is no spotlight, but the food he makes by himself... Normal people will lose their memory if they eat it.
That was another food that he figured out when he was making hard tofu cubes that were hard enough to commit suicide in the port mafia. According to the results of his experiment on the little dwarf Chuya, it took quite a long time after eating the food For a long time, Chuya was going crazy like a little lunatic, and he didn't have the slightest memory after waking up.
and so……
What Weijiang put in front of him...would it have a similar effect?
"Aren't you hungry, Dazai?" Ayase Yui sat opposite him, asked him again with a smile, holding up a fork, Dazai would stuff it into his mouth directly if he didn't want to eat it.
Dazai: "..."
With a heartbroken heart, he directly inserted the smallest piece of roast meat into his mouth with a fork.
The smooth and tender meat slides directly into the throat, and the mellow color of the baked oil, mixed with the secret sauce, brings a feast for the taste.
This taste...
"—Please...let me...taste, taste, more, more."
Ayase Yui: Laugh~
Dazai's frightened face: "!!!"
Did he say something serious just now?
...That kind of tone, that kind of adjective, that kind of punctuation... Maybe it will be blocked?Absolutely!
——The original saying of "prescribing | medicine"... Is this the specific manifestation?
Long experience.
Holding the fork, Osamu Dazai wished to stay away from these delicacies that suddenly became obscene, "Wei, Yui-chan, I'm already full."
"Huh? How come?" Yui Ayase still had a smile on her face, coupled with her gorgeous and beautiful face, no one could see the mistake.But in Dazai's view, this smile, which was the same as in the past, looked extremely distorted at this moment.
She hasn't seen enough of Dazai's jokes yet!How could it be possible to let him taste it like this? !
"But Dazai just tasted a little bit..." She frowned her beautiful brows, her face was filled with an extremely rare look of depression, and her eyes that were originally like the sea were filled with tears, which made her face even more like The scene of the bright spring, "Is it because my cooking is too unpalatable?"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
hateful!This ability... What kind of devil effect did this ability mix with Ayase Yui? !
He was actually - he was so damn embarrassed to refuse her!
Osamu Dazai: "...I will eat."
First, he regarded death as home and put a piece of barbecue into his mouth again——
"Please...let me...taste, taste, more, more!"
His eyes lit up, and he picked up another piece of rice ball——
"Please let me taste more!"
He caught again-
"Please let me taste more!"
After completely abandoning moral integrity, Osamu Dazai obviously started to play, without any frightened expression like before.
Yui Ayase: "..."
Mistakes Mistakes.
Although she has now made her mind clear.
But Yui Ayase has not forgotten the various provocations that Dazai made before when he didn't understand his mind.
Thinking of this, Ayase Yui went into the kitchen again, and brought out another plate of Kohei Soma's famous homemade dishes——
"Grilled squid feet with peanut sauce"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
"What is this?" Even if he only took one look, he seemed to be suffering from indescribable torture. With just one look, he could tell that this was definitely a dish of the darkest dish that could not be lost to "Amnesia Tofu", "This Is it also considered food?"
Yui Ayase tilted her head: "Emmmm... why not?"
Dazai deeply felt the pollution from the ***, silently turned his face away, and helped his forehead, "Don't be like this, Yui."
He even forgot to bring the word "jiang"!
Yui Ayase was shocked, ever since they reunited in Yokohama, Dazai had always called her "Yi-chan", only the last time when she was notified that she was offered a reward of 70 billion, "Yi" was used!
so……
Is this sentence so lethal?
Yui Ayase was silent for a moment, and began to change the subject, "Do you want to try this dark dish, oh no, this delicious food?"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
He said, "Thank you, but it's unnecessary."
Holding the plate, he instantly moved to the place farthest from the plate of "Grilled Squid Feet with Peanut Butter", playing the game of "Please let me taste more" again.
Yui Ayase could only give up and sit in her own seat and start eating—fortunately, the triggering sound effect did not take effect on the chef who made the dish, so Yui Ayase was able to taste the world-class cuisine from Gourmet Fan.
She even leisurely picked up the high-end red wine that Dazai hadn't touched much at all, poured a full glass for herself boldly, and drank it all in one gulp——
wait wait wait!
If she's not mistaken——
The one next to the high-end red wine...isn't it the mobile phone that belongs to Osamu Dazai? !
Very good!
Now she can take advantage of Dazai's obsession with playing games, and complete that shameful mission that came out randomly!
As for whether Dazai will check the browsing history of the mobile phone in the future... She can only gamble temporarily!
Yui Ayase violently filled her originally empty stomach with the momentum of a stormy cloud, then clasped her hands together and said loudly on purpose, "ごちそうさまでした (thank you for the hospitality)!"
"Dazai." She called Dazai Osamu's name, and turned his attention back to herself, "Today you have to clean up these tableware~"
Still holding the fork in his hand, Dazai nodded obediently upon hearing this.
While he turned back to continue cooking, Yui Ayase carefully touched his phone back, and turned on the screen——
Dazai didn't even set a password!
Ayase Yui was ecstatic.She quickly tapped the screen with her finger, found the settings icon in the phone, and clicked on "uncommonly used software".
——Everything she does now is to reduce the probability of being discovered!
She clicked on the search software, and typed in the words "love action, action film" with trembling fingers, and the uncontrollable rapid breathing was very obvious to her ears.
Ayase Yui's heart tightened for a while, and she couldn't help swallowing, forcing herself to calm down.She glanced nervously at Dazai who was still struggling with "Please let me taste more" - he didn't seem to notice.
She breathed a sigh of relief, staring at the rotating loading icon on the phone screen, the tension in her heart became more and more intense, her face and body seemed to be covered with shame, and the exposed skin seemed to be cooked Shrimp, his whole body was filled with nervousness and shyness.
Looking at the page on the screen showing that the loading is complete, countless unsightly pictures and videos directly come into view.Ayase Yui turned her eyes away as if she had been burned, and quickly turned her phone to silent mode, almost clicking on the video with her eyes closed——
[Countdown starts: 05:00——]
Ayase Yui clutched the phone in her palm, and while anxiously staring at the time on the watch, she did not forget to use the reflection of the glass to observe Dazai's movements - if you stare at him directly, you will definitely be noticed.
[04:04——]
Yui Ayase was so nervous that her heart felt like there were countless battle drums beating hard, and the arteries at her temples were beating accordingly, like thousands of hammers beating non-stop. For a while, her breath seemed to be leaking. Like an angry ball, it made a puffing sound.
[01:30——]
As if he had had enough of playing, Dazai licked his lips stained with gravy contentedly, and let out a contented sigh.
[00:40——]
Ayase Yui was frightened and hairy.At this moment, she only felt that thousands of huge boulders were firmly falling on her heart, and there seemed to be buzzing sounds in her ears, and the muscles all over her body tensed up as if they had encountered a big enemy.She saw from the reflection in the glass——
Dazai stood up from the sofa.
Seeing Dazai walking towards the dining table, Yui Ayase's eyes turned black, all nerves seemed to be frozen, only fear and nervousness spread.
All the muscles in her body stiffened, and she had only a little strength to hold the phone in her hand tightly——
Osamu Dazai directly passed her and walked towards the kitchen.
[00:00—the countdown ends. 】
"Huh~~" Yui Ayase let out a long sigh of relief, and gradually let go of the original heart, before even observing Dazai's movements, he tried to turn off the action and action video that had been played for 5 minutes— —
"Huh? Does Wei-chan like to watch romantic action movies?" Dazai appeared behind her like a ghost, gently pulled out his mobile phone from her hand, put his head next to her ear, and teased Said, "I can try it with you~~"
"—how is it, Yui-chan?"
"boom--"
Ruined!
Ayase Yui's eyes were straightened, as if countless explosives had exploded in her heart, enveloping her whole body in a scalding heat wave, her ears and cheeks were blush visible to the naked eye.
She was still here to calm down the irrepressible sense of shame, but Dazai tried to provoke again like a cat playing with a ball of yarn, "Huh? Yui-chan, do you want to try?"
Dazai was still lying next to her ear, and the breath he exhaled when he spoke was winding on her skin like a snake, with a chill that couldn't be ignored, stirring up all her fine hairs.
An inexplicable force surged from the bottom of her heart to her brain, controlled her nerves, and launched an impact on her reason——
"I'm fighting!"
Yui Ayase said a word to himself, before Dazai could really understand it, she stood up immediately, her hands were firmly attached to his neck like cast steel, and she directly pressed her lips to his neck. he-
Her movements were extremely rough, with an indomitable momentum, as if she wanted to use her will to burn up the air in this place.
As human beings are born to do, she waited for a few seconds when she pressed Dazai's lips, and then rubbed them lightly. Bursts of electricity directly reached the hearts of the two of them.
In the room, only the breathing of the two people intertwined and undulated, exuding an extremely ambiguous atmosphere.
At this time, Dazai came back to his senses.
He struggled to leave, his eyes were filled with panic, but Yui Ayase's palm firmly pressed on his body, and even aggravated their tightly pressed lips.
He could only tighten his lips, not letting go of the slightest bit of control over his jaw.
绫
【"I knew that I was the most important to Wei Jiang."
Dazai raised the corners of his mouth, and his expression at this time was like a cat playing with a ball of yarn, which tickled her heart.In addition, he actually said straightforward words that were completely beyond Ayase Yui's expectations——
"me too."
"What?" Yui Ayase was still holding the quilt in the bathtub, answering with a dizzy head.
"—For me, Wei-chan is also very important."]
……
Yui Ayase's fever finally got better after going back and forth.
At this time, it was approaching the early morning of the second day, and the sky was completely dark. In the dark street, there was nothing but the glimmer of stars and moons. The howling wind bent the trees outside the window, but it did not affect the house at all. The warmth and warmth.There are only a few scattered houses with faint lights and the stars in the distance, intertwined and difficult to distinguish - completely opposite to her bright and anxious mood at this time.
Wrapped in a bath towel, Ayase Yui took a real bath and washed off the previous sweat stains, and then her brain, which had been shut down for a long time, started to work again - Ayase Yui finally realized that something was really wrong with her today.
How could she do that to a good friend she had already identified? !
Osamu Dazai is her best friend for life!
But no matter how Yui Ayase comforted herself, now she could only hear the beating of her heart, spreading from her chest to her whole body, and even the arteries in her temples on both sides kept beating. Frosted, it carries a fresh and sweet taste.
She realized that there was an emotion that she didn't understand sprouted from the bottom of her heart again.
No one—no one can bring so many changes to her like Osamu Dazai.
Ayase Yui changed into the clean clothes that Dazai brought back for her when he came back earlier, and tidied himself in front of the mirror slowly. After several mental preparations, he mustered up the courage to open the door of the bathroom.
She poked her head out of the bathroom first, and scanned the limited space in front of her, making sure she didn't see Osamu Dazai before tiptoeing out of the bathroom.
"——What are you doing?" Dazai's voice rang in her ears, with a smile that could not be ignored, and ripples of joy appeared on Junxiu's face.
Ayase Weiwei was startled, and immediately let go of the doorknob she was holding in her hand, and subconsciously turned her head to look——
Dazai actually hid behind the door and waited!He also specially controlled the sound of breathing and heartbeat!
"What are you doing here?!" Yui Ayase hadn't figured out her vague mood before, and now she was attacked by Dazai again, and she suddenly became angry from embarrassment, "You scared me!"
Dazai blinked his slender eyelashes pretending to be innocent, and a smile could not stop showing from the corners of Junxiu's eyes and brows. It carried the refreshing scent of soap after bathing, which was clean and refreshing, but it formed a rush of enthusiasm on his face. The aggression that comes, mixed into a unique and alluring breath.
"When did you take a bath?" Yui Ayase smelled the strange smell of saponins, couldn't help but look up and down at Osamu Dazai who seemed to have not changed at all, and made a suspicious voice.
Relying on being half a head taller than Yui Ayase, Dazai lowered his head slightly, the youthful look on his face mixed with the calm and mature aura on his body, fully interpreting the charm of male hormones, enough to make people who don't know him look at him Just fell into obsession.
He let out a slight and dull laugh from his chest, his eyes flicked across Ayase Yui's face, and finally settled on one place, "Of course it was when Yui-chan was taking a bath."
Before Ayase Yui continued to ask questions, Osamu Dazai immediately said, "At our new neighbor's house."
Of course, there is no need to tell her what happened when Chuya's family borrowed the bathroom.
Facing his face so close at hand, Ayase couldn't help staring at his moist lips for a few seconds, and still slightly tilted her head back, trying to avoid, "Then why don't you look changed?"
"—You don't have a closet full of camel trench coats of the same style, do you?"
Dazai looked away a little guilty, opened his mouth, and didn't speak.
Yui Ayase squinted her eyes, and after Dazai retreated guiltily, she took a step forward, cornered him in turn, and asked, "Dazai."
"Huh?" Dazai was protecting her waist with both hands, but she didn't notice it.
Ayase Yui looked serious, "You...you bought a cabinet of identical trench coats because you don't know how to do laundry at all?"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Osamu Dazai: "!!!"
She guessed it right!
He put on a sweet smile, put his hands gently around her arms, and acted like a baby while shaking, "Weijiang, I'm so hungry now~~"
Yui Ayase said solemnly: "It seems that I guessed right."
Guessing that Osamu Dazai is a "career-type" man who can't do housework at all, and only hides and throws away his dirty clothes regularly, Ayase Yui didn't say anything, just kept the posture of forcing him into a corner and began to think .
After a while, she squeezed her chin and muttered to herself, "What can I do?"
"Could it be... do you want to buy a few more washing machines in the future?" Yui Ayase looked around the specifications of the entire suite and made a melancholy voice, "But there is no extra space in this house..."
Hearing her words, Osamu Dazai realized that Yui Ayase really regarded this place as his "home" for future life.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help shivering a bit, his iris-colored eyes flooded with inhuman rationality at this moment, his eyes, like a searchlight, carefully swept over all her naked eyes where she didn't pay attention. The skin on the outside, and the complex nerves in the brain deduce Ayase Yui's real thoughts at this moment——
He didn't want to fall into the abyss of belonging to emotion.
He will provoke Ayase Yui before she understands her feelings, but will escape after she fully understands, avoiding falling into the river of emotional sorrow-he has no courage to embrace love.
It was an emotion that seemed to him destined to die.
If you can avoid the violent joy, naturally there will be no grief. ①
Simply, Osamu Dazai calculated at this time that Yui Ayase didn't really realize her feelings.Therefore, he was really relieved and smiled sweetly again, "I'm so hungry, Wei Jiang~~"
Now Ayase Yui can't pretend not to hear again.
She took a step back involuntarily, and tried to refuse the errand with an ultra-low volume, "I don't know how to cook either."
Dazai was dumbfounded, "Don't you live alone in the Soul Realm?"
The implication is that he is naturally asking Yui Ayase who has been responsible for cooking in the soul world since she was a child.
"It's not alone." Yui Ayase's face flushed slightly, as if she was very embarrassed, "There are so many undead in the soul world."
"—they cook for me every shift."
Dazai: "..."
In his mind, he couldn't help but imagine countless male mothers, Odasaku, queuing up at the door of Ayase Yui's house, waiting to cook for her.
Oops, this picture is too beautiful to look at!
"...Then what should we do?" Dazai showed a dull expression, "I asked them to prepare a refrigerator full of ingredients."
The two looked at each other.
In the end, it was Ayase Yui who said sadly, "...or else."
"—I'd better roll a cooking ability to get it out?"
Hearing this, Dazai Osamu's face twitched, remembering the countless videos of Ayase Yuishi's death that he had saved on his mobile phone alone, holding back a smile, and reminded with conscience: "Random skills are not in Can it only appear after the mandatory conditions are completed?"
Speaking of this, Ayase Yuiko is not sleepy.The smile on her face was almost overflowing, and she was very excited: "Since you let me use the president's ability to control the last time, the mandatory conditions have disappeared several times! Last time I told Xia Youjun There is no completion condition for soul exchange!"
Osamu Dazai's face darkened, and he stopped talking.
But Yui Ayase stood in front of Dazai with great interest and activated her supernatural ability—a two-color turntable the size of a palm naturally appeared in her hand.
Like the last time, she put the turntable in the palm of her hand, clasped her hands together, closed her eyes and mobilized the power inside her body.
Ayase Yui noticed that the two pointers in her palm were turning crazily, with an undeniable momentum like her determination at this time - just like what Dazai said last time, the "secret of luck" is her own. Ability, the random skills will listen to her true inner appeal.
She still believes it to this day.
【Ding--】
[Random mandatory conditions are being generated——]
Yui Ayase: "!!!"
Why are random conditions starting again now? !
[The mandatory condition is—kiss. 】
Yui Ayase: "!!!"
This, this... Is this the true appeal of her heart? ! !
Her face turned red in a flash, and the room that was originally well-known suddenly became quiet in her senses.Dazai's bright red lips were still stained with water when he just took a bath, just like cherry blossoms falling on the rippling water, looking extra alluring.
Ayase Yui clearly felt that her body was no longer under control, her heart beat faster, and all her senses and touch became sharper.
She couldn't control her body, and even with a little resistance, she still couldn't resist the actions after her body was forcibly controlled.She clenched her hands tightly, but she looked extremely powerless in Dazai's sight——
"... Weijiang?"
Osamu Dazai sensed that something was wrong, and cast doubtful eyes on Yui Ayase who was staggering towards him.
Yui Ayase's body has a clear goal, and she walks firmly towards herself.The dark blue eyes just stared at the corners of his lips without blinking, and instead of the misty mist that had just subsided from the fever, the eyes were filled with the familiar struggling look after being controlled by the supernatural power.
Dazai felt bad, his body involuntarily took a step back before he knew it clearly, and called her again: "Wei-chan?"
Ayase Yui had already walked in front of him at this time, before she could stand still, her slender fingers touched Dazai's cheek, and with an irresistible force, she tightly clamped his side face.
Her other hand moved slowly from his face, and her fingertips caressed his lips ambiguously.Some kind of irrepressible emotion rolled in her eyes, but with strong resistance——
At this moment, Ayase Yui's consciousness can only reveal a little bit in those sea-like pupils.
She firmly believes that the supernatural ability is the embodiment of her true heart. At this moment, she has completely clarified her emotions, just like the key hint to solve the puzzle-this mandatory random condition completely awakened her.
All the past flashed before my eyes like a revolving lantern.She understood why she panicked when she learned that the detective agency had been attacked, why she felt at a loss when Osamu Dazai approached, and why she...
After clearing the fog of emotion, facing the situation that the two are about to kiss each other, Yui Ayase doesn't want this anymore——
She didn't want her first kiss with Dazai to be controlled by supernatural powers!
She can't even control her body now!
Ayase Yui reluctantly pulled his consciousness away from Dazai's body, and tried his best to mobilize his thoughts to resist the absolute control of the body by the compulsory conditions——
【Ding--】
[Random compulsory condition change——]
[The random condition has been changed to - use Osamu Dazai's mobile phone to click on a love action movie for at least 5 minutes. (Note: no time limit)]
Yui Ayase: "..."
Yui Ayase: "!!!"
#¥%...&*
It's better not to change it! !
Leaving aside whether she could get Dazai's cell phone while he wasn't paying attention, what would she do after she got it? !Doesn't Dazai have no control over his own things?Even if she deletes all browsing history, can Dazai restore the data, okay? !
Yui Ayase: I'm so stupid, really.
Just for a supernatural ability to cook, she has to pay her own reputation.
Next time she will never be so naive as to think that she is a European emperor.
She shouldn't forget the scene of the car accident where so many people died before.
Yui Ayase lowered his hands on Dazai's face with his head downcast, pretending not to see the vague resistance and retreat on his face.
Although the random conditions made her very embarrassed this time, Yui Ayase still does not regret activating the supernatural power at this moment—that guy Dazai, before he understands his feelings, not only provokes the dangerous bottom line, but even controls With the progress, trying to retreat back before he made clear his feelings.
If it weren't for this supernatural ability that suddenly revealed her true inner desire, Ayase Yui might have to be teased by Dazai a few more times before she discovered it.
Yui Ayase decides——
She wants to pretend that she doesn't understand yet, and give Dazai a sudden courage by taking advantage of her unpreparedness!
Absolutely make him unavoidable!
Yui Ayase took a few steps back, the blush on her gorgeous pale face was flushed by the previous embarrassment, and the corners of her eyes were flushed.With such an appearance that she didn't need to pretend at all, she lowered her head and kept looking at him from the corner of her eye. She muttered a few times before pretending to be angry: "Don't think too much, did you hear me! What happened just now?" It's the ghost of the random ability! I didn't..."
She didn't continue to speak, but pretended to be contemplative, as if she had been reminded of something suddenly.
Seeing her like this, Dazai, who was originally shrunk to one side with a dull expression, became active instead, trying to stop Yui Ayase from thinking further—"Well, it's okay, Yui-chan."
He narrowed his eyes and tried to twiddle the complex emotions, and his tone was light and light, as weightless as a floating feather.He reminded: "Is it possible to roll out a cooking ability?"
"I'm super hungry right now, Wei-chan~"
"Okay."
Ayase Yui nodded with a smile, and felt relieved involuntarily.She knew that she had successfully passed the test in front of Dazai.
"Extraordinary power - "Lucky Secret"! "She activated the supernatural power again.
On the powerful turntable, the blue pointer on the inner circle representing random skills was spinning crazily, and stopped at a position where words slowly emerged after a while.
The position pointed by the skill pointer reads: [Xingping Chuangzhen]
——Xing Ping Chuangzhen?
It seems like a name, right?
Just when Yui Ayase was wondering, the mechanical voice in his mind sounded again.
[Xing Ping Chuangzhen: He is the descendant of the world's greatest mythical chef, with unparalleled cooking talent.As the "Spirit of Spring Medicine" (crossed out) and the protagonist of "Spirit of Eating Halberd", he is respectfully called the "King of Medicine". Ability. (The skill takes effect until the next time the skill is spawned.)]
Yui Ayase who heard this string of explanations: "..."
...does this sound like a serious chef?
For a moment, Ayase Yui was silent.
If her ability has its own consciousness, she must ask the ability gentleman what happened today - she is obviously a decent person!
"...What's the matter, Wei-chan?"
Dazai gasped when he saw her frozen in place thinking again, and asked again fearfully.
"Nothing." Yui Ayase replied blankly, with an erratic expression, "The rice made with this skill... seems to be automatically drugged?"
"Prescription|drug!" Dazai became excited instantly, speaking quickly, with obvious excitement in his words, "Wei Jiang!" His kite-colored eyes were shining with bright colors, and his whole body exuded a blingbling color, " I want to give it a try~"
Yui Ayase: "..."
She is a little guilty.
After all, judging from the explanation of the random skill, the medicine here...combined with the title of "Spirit of Spring Yao"...maybe it represents...well, medicine that everyone knows?
So... now, should she tell him?
Ayase Yui was a little bit stuck.
If you tell Dazai the full effect of this skill, maybe he will associate it with the previous random conditions, and more importantly... don't wait until she uses Dazai's mobile phone to watch action movies, her Kiyoyuki now, immediately, It will be destroyed directly!
so……
Sure enough, it would be better not to tell Dazai, right?
Also, isn't Dazai's supernatural ability nullified?Maybe he won't be directly recruited?
"Quick! Hurry up, Yui-chan." Osamu Dazai excitedly pushed her shoulders, pushed her to the kitchen door, rubbed his hands together and said expectantly, "I can't wait any longer."
After saying this, Dazai put his face in his hands pretending to be cute, red hearts kept appearing in his iris-colored eyes, his whole body writhed on the ground like seaweed, and began to mutter to himself. Yu said: "Ahhh o((>ω<))o, what kind of medicine could it be?"
"Will it be a food that mixes high-pressure drugs and anti-hypertensive drugs?"
"Or sleeping pills? Potassium cyanide? ... Or cephalosporin?"
He muttered a series of dangerous medicines, with a happy smile on his face, "It's so great~ I can eat delicious food, and run towards the abyss of death." He held his face, as if suddenly remembering What, "Oh, right!"
"When I was using the little guy's bathroom, I sneaked away the high-end red wine in his wine cabinet!" Dazai happily hummed a song of his own, and walked out of the kitchen with cheerful steps, "Oh! Just use that Let’s go with the food~~”
"Today, I will definitely be able to die successfully!"
Yui Ayase: "..."
It seems that Dazai is destined to set the flag.
She wrapped the apron hanging on the wall around her body, opened the refrigerator and took out all the ingredients inside.
Facing the pile of ingredients that almost filled the table, Ayase Yui's heart beat extremely fast, as if clamoring, as if she had a rabbit in her arms, and felt that all the muscles in her body tensed up.
"Extraordinary power - "Xing Ping Chuangzhen"! "
Suddenly, Ayase Yui's eyes seemed to have a fierce light, and the mantra belonging to another person blurted out, "——Please wait a moment!"
At this moment, with lightning speed, she wrapped the turban cloth that she didn't know where it came from on her forehead, holding the kitchen knife in both hands, and waving countless afterimages during her actions.All the ingredients looked extremely obedient in her hands, and they were cut into neat rows in a short while.
She was manipulating the pots and pans in the kitchen, and the deafening noise made Dazai, who was obediently sitting in the living room, break out in a cold sweat——
Hello!
This kind of strength is not inferior to that of chuya after turning on the dirt, can it really make delicious food?
Or... can I still have this kitchen?
Osamu Dazai silently took out his mobile phone, booked two hospital beds for himself and Yui Ayase, and set up a scheduled text message to be sent to Mr. Ranpo and Yosano.
Dazai, who was ready, put his mobile phone next to the high-end red wine, tiptoed up from his seat, and tried to approach the kitchen without disturbing Ayase Yui——
"Please wait a moment!" Ayase Yui's voice was like a devil crawling out of hell, with an air of terror that could not be refused, and he said every word with emphasis.
Dazai: "..."
It's true that he wanted to die, but he didn't want to die in a "unpalatable death" way!
With a complex expression on his face, he sat back on his seat again, and with lingering fear, he made another appointment with a world-class famous doctor known as the "Hand of God", and then closed his eyes as if death was at home.
"--Please use!"
At this moment, Ayase Yui's originally hoarse voice was more like the devil's whispers, and the accompanying food must also be...
--Eh?
It is very fragrant!
Osamu Dazai raised his eyelids lightly, and took a look through a tiny gap—the food placed on the table actually exudes an attractive luster on every plate!
He raised his eyebrows in surprise, fully revealing his iris-colored crystal-like eyes, staring at the food on the table almost without blinking.
Onigiri was placed in front of him.Carefully marinated bacon wraps crystal grains of rice, kneaded into petite rice balls, dotted with golden yellow secret seasoning, every place is shining golden, revealing an attractive color.
A little further away is a plate of barbecue.Sporadic watercress is placed on the full-colored barbecue, and each piece of barbecue exudes exquisite light. When the lid is lifted, it seems to be hit by a spotlight. With just one glance, it seems that you can hear the cooking process. The fat was roasted and made a sizzling sound.
Each plate seems to be marked with the logo of "excellent color, fragrance and taste".
so--
"Where does the spotlight come from?" Osamu Dazai looked blankly.
The corners of his eyes almost twitched as he watched every plate of food covered with golden lights, and couldn't help complaining, "Shouldn't 'looks like it's glowing' just an adjective?"
Yui Ayase looked at him puzzled, "Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Isn't it normal for food to shine?" Isn't it normal for food to shine just because there are gourmet fans with explosive clothes?
"Try it quickly, Dazai." She smiled.
Osamu Dazai held the fork, showing a state of hesitation.
He's terrified right now—
You know, the food he made by himself will also show the same color and aroma as the ones in front of him. Of course, there is no spotlight, but the food he makes by himself... Normal people will lose their memory if they eat it.
That was another food that he figured out when he was making hard tofu cubes that were hard enough to commit suicide in the port mafia. According to the results of his experiment on the little dwarf Chuya, it took quite a long time after eating the food For a long time, Chuya was going crazy like a little lunatic, and he didn't have the slightest memory after waking up.
and so……
What Weijiang put in front of him...would it have a similar effect?
"Aren't you hungry, Dazai?" Ayase Yui sat opposite him, asked him again with a smile, holding up a fork, Dazai would stuff it into his mouth directly if he didn't want to eat it.
Dazai: "..."
With a heartbroken heart, he directly inserted the smallest piece of roast meat into his mouth with a fork.
The smooth and tender meat slides directly into the throat, and the mellow color of the baked oil, mixed with the secret sauce, brings a feast for the taste.
This taste...
"—Please...let me...taste, taste, more, more."
Ayase Yui: Laugh~
Dazai's frightened face: "!!!"
Did he say something serious just now?
...That kind of tone, that kind of adjective, that kind of punctuation... Maybe it will be blocked?Absolutely!
——The original saying of "prescribing | medicine"... Is this the specific manifestation?
Long experience.
Holding the fork, Osamu Dazai wished to stay away from these delicacies that suddenly became obscene, "Wei, Yui-chan, I'm already full."
"Huh? How come?" Yui Ayase still had a smile on her face, coupled with her gorgeous and beautiful face, no one could see the mistake.But in Dazai's view, this smile, which was the same as in the past, looked extremely distorted at this moment.
She hasn't seen enough of Dazai's jokes yet!How could it be possible to let him taste it like this? !
"But Dazai just tasted a little bit..." She frowned her beautiful brows, her face was filled with an extremely rare look of depression, and her eyes that were originally like the sea were filled with tears, which made her face even more like The scene of the bright spring, "Is it because my cooking is too unpalatable?"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
hateful!This ability... What kind of devil effect did this ability mix with Ayase Yui? !
He was actually - he was so damn embarrassed to refuse her!
Osamu Dazai: "...I will eat."
First, he regarded death as home and put a piece of barbecue into his mouth again——
"Please...let me...taste, taste, more, more!"
His eyes lit up, and he picked up another piece of rice ball——
"Please let me taste more!"
He caught again-
"Please let me taste more!"
After completely abandoning moral integrity, Osamu Dazai obviously started to play, without any frightened expression like before.
Yui Ayase: "..."
Mistakes Mistakes.
Although she has now made her mind clear.
But Yui Ayase has not forgotten the various provocations that Dazai made before when he didn't understand his mind.
Thinking of this, Ayase Yui went into the kitchen again, and brought out another plate of Kohei Soma's famous homemade dishes——
"Grilled squid feet with peanut sauce"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
"What is this?" Even if he only took one look, he seemed to be suffering from indescribable torture. With just one look, he could tell that this was definitely a dish of the darkest dish that could not be lost to "Amnesia Tofu", "This Is it also considered food?"
Yui Ayase tilted her head: "Emmmm... why not?"
Dazai deeply felt the pollution from the ***, silently turned his face away, and helped his forehead, "Don't be like this, Yui."
He even forgot to bring the word "jiang"!
Yui Ayase was shocked, ever since they reunited in Yokohama, Dazai had always called her "Yi-chan", only the last time when she was notified that she was offered a reward of 70 billion, "Yi" was used!
so……
Is this sentence so lethal?
Yui Ayase was silent for a moment, and began to change the subject, "Do you want to try this dark dish, oh no, this delicious food?"
Dazai Osamu: "..."
He said, "Thank you, but it's unnecessary."
Holding the plate, he instantly moved to the place farthest from the plate of "Grilled Squid Feet with Peanut Butter", playing the game of "Please let me taste more" again.
Yui Ayase could only give up and sit in her own seat and start eating—fortunately, the triggering sound effect did not take effect on the chef who made the dish, so Yui Ayase was able to taste the world-class cuisine from Gourmet Fan.
She even leisurely picked up the high-end red wine that Dazai hadn't touched much at all, poured a full glass for herself boldly, and drank it all in one gulp——
wait wait wait!
If she's not mistaken——
The one next to the high-end red wine...isn't it the mobile phone that belongs to Osamu Dazai? !
Very good!
Now she can take advantage of Dazai's obsession with playing games, and complete that shameful mission that came out randomly!
As for whether Dazai will check the browsing history of the mobile phone in the future... She can only gamble temporarily!
Yui Ayase violently filled her originally empty stomach with the momentum of a stormy cloud, then clasped her hands together and said loudly on purpose, "ごちそうさまでした (thank you for the hospitality)!"
"Dazai." She called Dazai Osamu's name, and turned his attention back to herself, "Today you have to clean up these tableware~"
Still holding the fork in his hand, Dazai nodded obediently upon hearing this.
While he turned back to continue cooking, Yui Ayase carefully touched his phone back, and turned on the screen——
Dazai didn't even set a password!
Ayase Yui was ecstatic.She quickly tapped the screen with her finger, found the settings icon in the phone, and clicked on "uncommonly used software".
——Everything she does now is to reduce the probability of being discovered!
She clicked on the search software, and typed in the words "love action, action film" with trembling fingers, and the uncontrollable rapid breathing was very obvious to her ears.
Ayase Yui's heart tightened for a while, and she couldn't help swallowing, forcing herself to calm down.She glanced nervously at Dazai who was still struggling with "Please let me taste more" - he didn't seem to notice.
She breathed a sigh of relief, staring at the rotating loading icon on the phone screen, the tension in her heart became more and more intense, her face and body seemed to be covered with shame, and the exposed skin seemed to be cooked Shrimp, his whole body was filled with nervousness and shyness.
Looking at the page on the screen showing that the loading is complete, countless unsightly pictures and videos directly come into view.Ayase Yui turned her eyes away as if she had been burned, and quickly turned her phone to silent mode, almost clicking on the video with her eyes closed——
[Countdown starts: 05:00——]
Ayase Yui clutched the phone in her palm, and while anxiously staring at the time on the watch, she did not forget to use the reflection of the glass to observe Dazai's movements - if you stare at him directly, you will definitely be noticed.
[04:04——]
Yui Ayase was so nervous that her heart felt like there were countless battle drums beating hard, and the arteries at her temples were beating accordingly, like thousands of hammers beating non-stop. For a while, her breath seemed to be leaking. Like an angry ball, it made a puffing sound.
[01:30——]
As if he had had enough of playing, Dazai licked his lips stained with gravy contentedly, and let out a contented sigh.
[00:40——]
Ayase Yui was frightened and hairy.At this moment, she only felt that thousands of huge boulders were firmly falling on her heart, and there seemed to be buzzing sounds in her ears, and the muscles all over her body tensed up as if they had encountered a big enemy.She saw from the reflection in the glass——
Dazai stood up from the sofa.
Seeing Dazai walking towards the dining table, Yui Ayase's eyes turned black, all nerves seemed to be frozen, only fear and nervousness spread.
All the muscles in her body stiffened, and she had only a little strength to hold the phone in her hand tightly——
Osamu Dazai directly passed her and walked towards the kitchen.
[00:00—the countdown ends. 】
"Huh~~" Yui Ayase let out a long sigh of relief, and gradually let go of the original heart, before even observing Dazai's movements, he tried to turn off the action and action video that had been played for 5 minutes— —
"Huh? Does Wei-chan like to watch romantic action movies?" Dazai appeared behind her like a ghost, gently pulled out his mobile phone from her hand, put his head next to her ear, and teased Said, "I can try it with you~~"
"—how is it, Yui-chan?"
"boom--"
Ruined!
Ayase Yui's eyes were straightened, as if countless explosives had exploded in her heart, enveloping her whole body in a scalding heat wave, her ears and cheeks were blush visible to the naked eye.
She was still here to calm down the irrepressible sense of shame, but Dazai tried to provoke again like a cat playing with a ball of yarn, "Huh? Yui-chan, do you want to try?"
Dazai was still lying next to her ear, and the breath he exhaled when he spoke was winding on her skin like a snake, with a chill that couldn't be ignored, stirring up all her fine hairs.
An inexplicable force surged from the bottom of her heart to her brain, controlled her nerves, and launched an impact on her reason——
"I'm fighting!"
Yui Ayase said a word to himself, before Dazai could really understand it, she stood up immediately, her hands were firmly attached to his neck like cast steel, and she directly pressed her lips to his neck. he-
Her movements were extremely rough, with an indomitable momentum, as if she wanted to use her will to burn up the air in this place.
As human beings are born to do, she waited for a few seconds when she pressed Dazai's lips, and then rubbed them lightly. Bursts of electricity directly reached the hearts of the two of them.
In the room, only the breathing of the two people intertwined and undulated, exuding an extremely ambiguous atmosphere.
At this time, Dazai came back to his senses.
He struggled to leave, his eyes were filled with panic, but Yui Ayase's palm firmly pressed on his body, and even aggravated their tightly pressed lips.
He could only tighten his lips, not letting go of the slightest bit of control over his jaw.
绫
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