The random me and Dazai HE with the ability

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Nakahara Nakaya, who was called by Dazai as "a social animal that is only slightly worse than Ango" and "will not go home until midnight after working overtime", unexpectedly skipped work today!

This news directly detonated the secret forum of Port Mafia.

The founder of this secret forum was inspired by a newspaper created and published by Osamu Dazai himself many years ago - "Chuya who refuses to admit defeat this week".

The forum almost only discusses matters related to Zhongye in the Central Plains.

--everything.

Commonly known as a gathering place for fans.

Another name, Idiot Award.

It's not their fault either.

After all, who could resist liking the only normal boss in a port mafia?

A boss who not only won't force you to work overtime, but also rushes forward when encountering danger and protects his subordinates behind him.

This incident of skipping work was almost unprecedented. When the news came from Master Zhong Yuan's direct office, almost all the daily diving forum members were blown out!

[I am the hat of Lord Zhongyuan]: This is impossible!Master Zhongyuan must be doing other tasks!He can't skip work!

[choker game high! ]: Maybe it's because of a date?After all, Mr. Zhong Yuan is also an adult, and he might have someone to date.

[Girlfriend of Lord Zhongyuan]: Huh?I don't have an appointment?People are obviously very afraid of disturbing Zhong Ye who is working~~

[Upstairs is a silly hat]: I'm sorry everyone, I accidentally released the tortured prisoner from the torture room.It's my fault, I'll pull him back right now!

[choker game high! ]: Having said that, I still like Mr. Zhongyuan better. Although he is petite, he wears a choker!Super sexy!Super nice!

[choker game high! 】: And... Mr. Zhong Yuan must be a high-quality person|wife after falling in love, right?So gentle, it just hit my sex | fetish! ￥%……&*#@

[Upstairs is a silly hat]: I obviously locked the door of the torture room?Why are there so many lunatics running out? !

[La la la black suit]: Calm down upstairs, this forum itself is a gathering place for idiots, don't make such a fuss.pick nose.jpg

[You who are 160 and me who are 180]: Am I the only one who noticed that there is a floor upstairs where the height of Mr. Zhongyuan is dissed?squint smile.jpg

[Wang Wang Wang Tucao]: ... If I'm not mistaken, your nickname is obviously more mocking, right?

[You at 160 and me at 180]: What does that matter?The one who was locked in the mysterious room couldn't be said... Didn't he still call Mr. Zhong Yuan "little brother".

[Bubbling]: Are you serious?Aren't you talking about that brat Q?Also called "unspeakable"?

[You at 160 and me at 180]: After all, you can’t say that so many companions in mafia can kill each other... You should understand, right?

[I'm a serious person]: The upstairs is all crooked. Isn't the point to discuss—who took our common Master Zhongyuan? ! !

[Wang Wang Wang Tucao Servant]: ... Your building is not right, is it?

[I'm a decent person]: Who said that?Obviously very righteous, okay? !Master Zhongyuan is the common wealth of the port mafia, and it does not belong to any one person!

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[External Contact Person]: Stop making noise upstairs, stop making noise!I found the trace of Mr. Zhongyuan!

[I am the hat of Master Zhongyuan]: Wait.jpg

【I am a serious person】: Wait.jpg+1

【You at 160 and Me at 180】: Wait.jpg+2

[Wow, woof, vomit]: Sit and wait.jpg+10086

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[External Contact Person]: I'm back——

[Wow, woof, vomit]: Why did the contact take so long?Did you really contact Master Zhongyuan?

[I am a serious person]: How can you privately access the precious wealth of our port mafia? ! !You didn't even report on the forum!You have not passed everyone's voting certification! !anger.jpg

[External Contact Person]: Big Khan.jpg

[External Contact Person]: Let me explain in a unified way here. I have not privately contacted the precious wealth of our port mafia, and there is no urine escape.I just almost got caught on the way to follow Mr. Zhongyuan.

[External Contact Person]: In order to avoid getting caught up in the fire, I will stop reading the forum after I finish my sentence!Fear.jpg, holding my head and shivering. I feel that Mount Fuji in Japan is about to erupt.jpg

[External Contact Person]: When I was passing by Leibo Street just now, I saw Master Zhongyuan walking with a very beautiful woman.That woman is still carrying a vegetable basket!I heard the woman say to Mr. Zhongyuan, "Will you take me to buy vegetables on the motorcycle later?" Mr. Zhongyuan is still holding her arm!Lord Zhongyuan is still telling her his story!He also said he was very happy!

【I'm a serious person】: The sky is falling apart.jpg

[La La La Black Suit]: The sky is falling apart.jpg

【You at 160 and Me at 180】: The sky is falling apart.jpg

[I have nothing to say]: Look at my nickname.

[choker game high! 】:really!I guessed right!My keen sense of smell has already discovered the aura of a woman|wife emanating from Lord Zhongyuan!And it's still human|wife X2!my favourite! ￥%……&*@

[I am the hat of Master Zhongyuan]: I don't believe it!Call the moderator to tell me!I don't trust anyone except the moderator!

[I have nothing to say]: That's right!The moderator is officially recognized as the best subordinate of Lord Zhongyuan!Only the moderator's news is reliable!

[You at 160 and me at 180]: I have seen this sentence all the time... But, am I the only one who doesn't know why the moderator is officially recognized?

[I am the hat of Lord Zhongyuan]: You don't even know the moderator? ! !

[Diva, Diva, I love you]: Someone who doesn't even know the moderator doesn't deserve to be called Master Zhongyuan's idiot!

[You at 160 and me at 180]: emmmmm... As for it?

[I am the hat of Lord Zhongyuan]: Why not? !The nickname of the moderator is "crab meat is much better than dog food". He once made it to the top of the forum's "Hot Search List" with ten photos of Mr. Zhongyuan's sleeping face. After that, the moderator successively released "Master Zhongyuan Drunk Dancing Video", "Master Central Plains Drunk Singing Audio" and other precious materials that ordinary port mafia members cannot see, defeated the original moderator in one fell swoop, and was pushed to the altar - so, the moderator does not stamp I do not believe!

[Diva, Diva, I love you]: You forgot one more thing!

[Diva, Diva, I Love You]: The moderator also broke the news that Mr. Zhong Yuan ate Bawang meal at Karasuma Hotel when he was on a business trip to Tokyo a few days ago!

[You at 160 and me at 180]:? ? ?Overlord meal?I do not believe!

[Diva, Diva, I Love You]: In the end, Master Zhongyuan asked his subordinates to rush to Tokyo to help with the checkout!

[Wow woof vomit]: So... where is the moderator?Here @crabmeat is much more delicious than dog food

[I am a serious person]: @crabmeat is much more delicious than dog food

[I am the hat of Master Central Plains]: @crabmeat is much more delicious than dog food

[I have nothing to say]: @crabmeat is much more delicious than dog food

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[choker game high! 】:I do not care!Master Zhongyuan is a married person|wife!I have waited too long!I'm going to piss him off tonight! @#￥%...&

[Upstairs is a silly hat]: I'm sorry, everyone, I have successfully touched this madman's stronghold!I will never hurt everyone's hearts again!

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[Wow woof vomit]: So... where's the moderator?

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[Crab meat is much tastier than dog food]: It's fake.

[Crab meat is much tastier than dog food]: This post is so terrible, okay, slimy slugs can't get her.

[Crab meat is much tastier than dog food]: She belongs to me.

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"...Is this Dazai's former house?" Ayase Yui looked at the container in front of her almost dumbfounded, and fell into shock.

This container was on top of a pile of rubbish, and the cover on the top had a big hole, and the rainwater from the previous period was still accumulated inside. The entire container's outer skin was rusty and exuded an unpleasant smell.Not to mention living in it all year round, Yui Ayase would not take a second look at it even if she was passing by.

Yui Ayase couldn't imagine Dazai living in it at all.

According to her imagination - after Dazai ran away from home, he was adopted by the current leader of the port mafia, Mori Ogai, by virtue of his super high IQ and methods. Live a life similar to what it was before.

But the look in front of me...

"Why?" Ayase Yui couldn't understand, "Dazai is so smart...how could he be reduced to..."

"—Did you misunderstand something?" Zhongyuan Zhong also said with a smile, "This place was not like this before, after all, it has been abandoned for a long time."

"Also, it was Dazai who offered to live here—after joining Port Mafia."

Ayase Yui breathed a sigh of relief.She thought Dazai was forced to come here by that perverted lolicon.She was so angry just now that she almost rushed to that person to fight him.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Mr Mori would not do such a thing," he said.

Yui Ayase laughed awkwardly with the vegetable basket on her shoulders, expressing embarrassment at the fact that she spoke out her mental activities again.

She started to change the subject: "And before that? Before Dazai joined port mafia?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his head: "I don't know."

He said, "I just told you everything that happened after I met Dazai."

He frowned, as if recalling the past, "I can only say that Yokohama in the past...was not a place where street children could live normally."

As he spoke, he raised his head again, as if he was crossing Saibo Street and staring at the Yokohama Sea hidden behind that, the sea area was like his eyes, vast and broad, containing everything that happened in Yokohama.

"Although I don't know why Dazai chose to defect."

"but."

"As Dazai's former partner—"

"I'm glad he's become what he is now."

"I'm also very happy." Ayase Yui said softly.

Although I did not participate in his past in Yokohama, I can choose to accompany him in the future.

——I am very happy to meet the unique Osamu Dazai.

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The author has something to say:

Cough cough, the daily routine is over, and there will be a stormy sudden attack soon? (It's not sudden, after all, I described the chapters of villains earlier?)