Investigators choose to throw the script in a shredder

Vortex Cafe.

The waitress in an apron came over and skillfully took away the empty plate in front of Rick.

[Sulker: Well, try it. ]

[kp: try what? ]

Liuke held the waitress's hand and smiled at her: "Miss, your beauty has touched my heart, may I invite you to die in love together?"

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: Sulker Impression Overwrite 301D100=15 difficulty success]

[kp: Osamu Dazai, who is overwritten by Rick, takes 30 seconds to overwrite]

The waiter, who was about to pull his hand back in a hurry, paused for a moment, and looked at Rick in disbelief: "You..."

Rick deepened his smile: "The clear Tsurumi River is just right for our love."

"No," the haggard woman withdrew her hand, and smiled abruptly, "You go to buy life insurance first, and then enter the water alone, and if you succeed, you will be able to pay off the debt here, Dazai-kun."

"Then this time the bill will still be the same," Rick said to the waitress, "my appearance, please keep it a secret."

"Hey, what does it look like? There are no more bills..."

[kp: Impression overwriting is over. ]

In the eyes of the waiter, the same "Osamu Dazai" changed his face and changed into the appearance of a stranger who came in to order.

[Sulker: Success, success, success...pray.jpg]

The waiter opened his mouth, and finally spit out a sentence: "...As expected of Mr. Dazai."

Maybe what "Osamu Dazai" usually does is outrageous enough, but now she has changed her face, which is not unacceptable to her.

[Sulker: YADAZE!Haha, I didn’t expect that, this time I stole my identity! ]

[kp: ... I don't quite understand, why don't you just put on a disguise? ]

[Ru Ke: Of course super powers are the right way to defeat with super powers! ]

[kp: I can't understand your brain circuit. ]

[kp: But thanks to your ability to come up with this kind of ability... how about playing role-playing in the running group, what about this doll? ]

[Liu Ke: The restrictions are a bit harsh, kp, can you...]

[kp: You only reserved 30 points, it would be nice to be able to give you this effect. ]

Liu Ke complained to the waitress, "Really, my partner disappeared again, and the other party really treated me too much!"

"Dazai-kun, reflect on yourself, and credit on the first day of opening again... Kunikida-kun and the others are very reliable adults," the waitress put away the plate, took out a small notebook behind the counter, and wrote on it, "If you don't pay the bill, there will be no next time. It's useless to say that the wallet fell into the river."

Having said that, this time the account was successfully owed on credit.

Liu Ke blinked: "Hey, thank you."

There is a reliable partner named Kunikida, I often owe money on credit, and drowning in love is also a personal symbol.

"Dazai-kun," the waitress hesitated for a moment, and then said, "How is everyone in the detective agency? After the incident with Ranpo-kun, how are you all doing?"

Rick: "Who exactly are you referring to?"

"Don't be kidding Dazai-kun," the waitress frowned, "Of course everyone in the detective agency, especially Dr. Yosano and the president, they are—"

"jingle--"

The door of the coffee shop was pushed open, and the high-pitched voice overshadowed the words of the waitress before seeing the person coming.

"Excuse me," a familiar voice sounded, the air was mixed with steaming water vapor, and the person was sitting on the chair next to Sulker, "Please give me a cup of mocha and dish soap!"

Rick: Did the Lord come so fast?

[Ru Ke: kp, you tricked me. ]

[kp: No. ]

[Ru Ke: Are you reluctant to notify me even of a secret vote? ]

[kp: So it's not that I tricked you, it's that the npc started to move by itself.funny.jpg]

The person who had just separated half an hour ago reappeared, his hair was still wet, like a soaked rat in a rainy day, but his clothes were dry.

"Just taking a bath and changing clothes, there are shameless thieves stealing people's identities," Dazai Osamu's handsome side face is like a ghost in the eyes of Ruke, "It's disgusting, are you right? Too Zai Jun?"

False Dazai True Ruk: ...

"Two... Dazai-kun?" The waitress fell into confusion.

"Look clearly, miss," Dazai Osamu turned his head and smiled at her, with a soft tone, "You can judge a counterfeit with your eyes."

The waitress turned pale when she realized that she had been cheated by the previous "Osamu Dazai".

"Of course it's not the lady's fault. It's all this fault for cheating women with supernatural powers and ruining my reputation." Osamu Dazai pointed at Ruke and said righteously, "Just call the police and ask the police to take him away." Grab it, maybe you can get a good citizen award."

The waitress looked dangerously at Liu Ke, as if she was going to call 110 in the next second.

Liu Ke: "Do you still have a reputation to speak of? Inviting women to die in love, and being a recidivist who owes money on credit, is no better than me."

[kp: half a catty. ]

The waitress looked at Osamu Dazai and then at Ruk, wisely not intervening in either party, she packed up the dishes and went to the back kitchen, choosing to let the two of them kill each other.

After a while, only Osamu Dazai and Ruke were left in the huge whirlpool cafe.

Liu Ke started talking: "A bug again?"

Osamu Dazai: "Guess."

[Liu Ke: Good guy, it's the Riddler! ]

[Liu Ke: I hate riddlers the most! ]

[kp: Oh, I can't see that you actually hate yourself. ]

[Liu Ke: ... Yin and Yang are strange. ]

"I guess you have bugged me or this store," Rick reasoned in his own way, "Both are the most likely."

[kp: Dazai Osamu Psychology 901D100=? ? ]

"Compare your heart to your heart?" Osamu Dazai's tone was very certain in the interrogative sentence.

Liu Ke didn't refute: "Compare your heart to your heart."

[kp: Screenshot, titled "Meeting of Two Riddlers". ]

"It really shocked me when I heard my name being called by another person," Dazai Osamu looked at Rick, as if he was looking at a novel seafood, but what he spit out was nothing wrong Painful evaluation, "I thought I was lucky once, and it was my turn to be killed."

Liu Ke's eyes widened: "Before being killed, will the victim's social identity be replaced?"

"No." Osamu Dazai shook his head, and the undried moisture flew around with the swing of his hair. "Those people basically didn't have any symptoms before they died. The only special thing is that they died in a miserable way."

"?"

"Oh, don't you know!" Osamu Dazai made a surprised expression, "'The double body meets, that person will die' is an ancient Japanese legend!?"

[kp: There is indeed such a statement. ]

Sulfur: "..."

"Ah, I knew I wouldn't be here," Dazai Osamu sat on the high stool, crossed his legs and complained, "I didn't even dry my hair, what should I do if I catch a cold..."

"Then I apologize," Ruke wiped off the water on his face tiredly, "for the rudeness to you by the riverside, and for pretending to be your identity just now to cheat food and drink."

"Not only that," Dazai Osamu looked at him with a smile, "I also solved the troubles outside for you, how can you thank me?"

Rick: That's the trouble you arranged for me!

Liuk endured it: "What do you want?"

"All—all—," Osamu Dazai elongated his voice, "All your companions, before the indiscriminate homicide case is solved, do their best to help the Armed Detective Agency. In exchange, the Armed Detective Agency will fully help you solve the case and complete the Philippine Zgerad's request."

Dana exposed.

Liuke didn't change his face: "...Is this exchange too cunning?"

Even if there is no investigator, the detective agency still has to solve the case, and now it is actually used as a bargaining chip for the investigator, and one meal can be divided into two?

Osamu Dazai shook his upper body, and said calmly: "It's fair, the detective agency has the maximum number of clues to solve the case, it's just that it lacks in force."

"Clue," Rick thought of Ellis' ability, "only this can't be an equivalent bargaining chip."

"Unless there are people among you who specialize in intelligence, give up." Osamu Dazai turned his chair around, leaving the back of Rick's head. "The relevant information has been erased from the Internet first, but you You can go to the police station to try your luck, but you don’t want to get detailed clues.”

Osamu Dazai turned around and faced Ruke, with a fake smile on his face: "The clues to solve the case are only in the hands of the detective agency."

[kp: Sulfur inspiration 801D100=60 success]

As the only armed detective agency at the scene of the crime, as the place of Edogawa Ranpo's death, the clues that can only be grasped by the detective agency——

Edogawa Ranpo's death information.

Liu Ke snapped his fingers: "Happy cooperation."

"I hope you can understand that this cooperation is based on the condition that you really have clues to solve the case, if—"

"If the clues are false or the case cannot be solved," Dazai Osamu continued, "the cooperation can be terminated at any time."

Rick stretched out his right hand: "It's great to be able to reach a consensus."

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: Osamu Dazai reconnaissance 801D100=23 difficult success]

[Ru Ke: Tsk, his vigilance is really high. ]

[kp: ...You really have a lot of little tricks. ]

Osamu Dazai put his hand on it, and shook hands with Ruke indifferently: "I wish us a happy cooperation."

The hand felt slightly cool to the touch, not silky smooth like human skin, but close to rubber—Osamu Dazai successfully prevented his fingerprints from being collected by the fingerprint collection sticker hidden near the back of his hand by Rick.

Rick: A cunning fox.

Osamu Dazai: A cunning thief.

Without the knowledge of other investigators and members of the detective agency, Rick and Osamu Dazai reached a cooperation agreement.

hotel room.

"Ranbu-jun's DNA map leaked, there is a necessary condition, that is to get the genetic information of Ranbu-jun."

"And after Ranpo-kun's death, the only people who can get in touch with the body are the people from the detective agency, and the police didn't even get the photos..."

"According to my reasoning, there is an insider in the detective agency," Edgar Allan Poe vowed, "For the time being, it is better for the giant not to have anything to do with the detective agency!"

"Giant?" Anna's focus stayed on the title that was too fanciful.

Poe: "My, my..." Carl, help!

"Knock knock knock", the knock on the door saved the helpless Po.

In the midst of Poe's whispered thoughts, Anna came out of the bedroom and opened the door of the house.

The detective in the bucket hat raised his right hand: "Good afternoon, Anna."

Liu Ke at the door came in, followed by a handsome man in a sand-colored windbreaker.

The handsome man struggled with his expression for a while, then rubbed his eyes, and finally his eyes rested on Anna's strong pectoralis major, unable to move away for a long time: "May I ask, are you a lady?"

Anna turned her head and asked Ruk, "Who is he?"

"Osamu Dazai, an agent of the Armed Detective Agency." After introducing Anna, Rick answered Dazai's question by the way, "Yes, Anna is a real lady, the kind who hasn't undergone surgery."

[Anna: Is Poe's superpower crow's mouth? ]

[kp: no. ]

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The author has something to say:

Tonosuke is not a knife but a foreshadowing, and it is also the key point to solve the case.

Mr. Ranpo is the main force to solve the case.

I'm spoiling it... Forget it, anyway, don't worry, Osamu Dazai is not that miserable.

I was terrified by what was said in the comment section.

感谢在2021-12-2103:27:50~2021-12-2206:33:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Nanshanyue;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!