Investigators choose to throw the script in a shredder

Ruk swore and unfolded the folding oars.

As a king who fights against the five dregs and can do whatever he wants, all the investigators who are rushing to fight are collectively referred to as the second and fifth boys here.

Damn it, the jet ski back and forth is so fast, it’s more than enough to send him and Osamu Dazai ashore and come back, so I just want to see him laughing on purpose! - Nasty French beast!

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: Make reconnaissance 401D100=1 big success]

[Jean: Wuhu, a strange reconnaissance success has appeared. ]

[kp: Every time you run a mission, you will not miss this kind of weird reconnaissance success. ]

[Jean: It's almost become a routine. ]

The blue sea water lost its ability to block the line of sight, exposing Osamu Dazai's body to Jean's line of sight.

Under the influence of inexplicable and magical power, Jean's eyesight can instantly see some strange black symbols on Osamu Dazai's skin that was originally covered by bandages. swallow together...

As long as I think of the satisfaction that swallowing it will bring to myself, I am eager to try...

[kp: make lucky 151D100=14 common success]

But Jean's gaze was attracted by something else.

Bandages, human body, wet body, water...

"Good workmanship." Jean put on his sunglasses, praised Rick, and took out the underwater camera from his pocket.

Liu Ke's mouth was deflated: "...Thank you for the compliment, but why do you have everything?"

"By the way, I borrowed it from the jet ski dealer, and it just comes in handy now."

"Do you have a knife?"

"……No."

[kp: Make photography 601D100=27 difficult to succeed]

[kp: When did you start taking pictures behind my back? ! ]

[Jean: As an adventurer who travels all over the world, it is only natural that he knows how to take pictures. ]

[kp: Transfer to private chat. ]

【Private chat channel (let&kp)】

[kp: Give me permission to reproduce it, and later I will let you pass a one-time lucky dice, and if you pass it, you will make a lot of money. ]

[Let: deal. ]

The dirty deal was done without the knowledge of Rick and Osamu Dazai.

"I wish you smooth sailing~ Oh, you don't seem to have any sails, should you say it's smooth sailing?"

"&￥...%!" The distance was too far, and the syllables were blurred in the sea breeze by Ruoke's protest.

Witnessing the wooden boat drifting farther and farther on the sea, let him turn the car around.

Right at this moment-

[kp: let inspiration 601D100=20 difficult success]

The undigested remnants of his stomach scratched his lungs and forced him to catch up to the small wooden board carrying Osamu Dazai, something more special melted into his veins and was absorbed by his body.

to eat, to eat, to eat...

The vowel of temptation echoes in the mind of the hedonist, and the body urges Jean to satisfy his desire as before, and it is Jean's nature to do whatever he wants——

"Shut up, my will cannot be shaken by anything," the end of the dazzling blond hair was dyed an uncoordinated ink color, but Jean's eyes were still gray-blue, "I want to eat what I want, kill myself I won’t let mere seafood determine my actions.”

Put the camera you have shot into the waterproof bag, and carefully stuff the waterproof bag into the airtight space under the car seat.

Jean touched his stomach: "For Dazai, I hope I can eat him on the bed, but for you, I hope to eat you on the dinner plate."

The white snake swam down from Jean's neck and coiled around Jean's abdomen.

Jean touched the little snake, "Let's go, Charles, I'll treat you to a big meal."

Stomach pouch remnants: ...? ? ?What do you mean by dinner? ? ?

"It's so delicious that I want to eat fish."

dusk.

The bank of the Tsurumi River.

A hungry young man was crawling on the grass by the river bank, his stomach was rumbling with hunger, and his mind was full of tea and rice.

"I can't go on like this anymore..." The young man raised his head, his amber eyes were full of struggle under his oblique bangs, "I want to live—even if I use any means!"

The teenager decided to rob the next passerby, and then took the money to eat.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

Someone is approaching!The young man quickly turned his head to look—the fast-moving motorcycle roared past, leaving only the heat and dust generated by friction in the air.

Juvenile: ... No matter how you say this, I can't catch up. Let's wait for the next one.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

Someone is approaching!The young man looked up - a neat army and police formation passed in front of him, shouting the chant that resounded through the sky, and walking neatly and vigorously.

Juvenile: ...The military police in training should not carry wallets, the next one, the next one will definitely do it.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

The young man resolutely set his sights on a place with human breath—this time absolutely!

"Ah, this can't be regarded as a target..." The boy's eyes were blank.

It was a piece of wood, simple and unadorned, floating in the river, with a hand firmly sticking out of the water beside it.

Five fingers pointing up, a bandage was tied to the wrist, and the other end of the bandage stretched into the water, as if something else was tied.

"Please allow me to count," rationality is emphasizing the unreasonableness, moral sense and desire to survive, "It doesn't count, this can't be counted!"

"..."

"hateful!"

The kindness in his heart and the sense of morality imprinted on his soul spurred the young man to act. He jumped into the river to salvage the large pieces of garbage.

3 minute later.

The setting sun was like blood, and three wet people lay neatly on the bank of the Tsurumi River.

The boy dragged his limbs that were weak due to exhaustion, and got up to see if the two people were still alive...

The boy's amber eyes suddenly froze.

It's not that I know these two people, but because of their posture - one of them is bandaged into a strange shape, and the other is much neater, but the arms of the two are tied together by white bandages and tied in a knot.

Wow, from this dead knot, we can see how strong the resentment of the person who tied the knot is...

Wait, he seems to have heard of this kind of situation somewhere, he has heard "walking together hand in hand" before, it seems to be—"Martyrdom?"

[kp: Sulfur Will 601D100=73 failed]

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

As if touching a key word, one of the two lying corpses opened his eyes like a corpse.

The man in the sand-colored windbreaker seemed to want to sit up, but his hands and feet were bound by bandages. His dark eyes were blank, like a rabbit who woke up and found himself skinned: "Huh?"

The white-haired boy with slanted bangs involuntarily followed "Hey", he stared dumbfounded at the bundled man writhing on the ground, his face was dirty and dirty by the mud on the river bank, he looked more He is a homeless orphan.

No matter how much he twisted, his fingers didn't reach the dead knot, Osamu Dazai found that he couldn't get rid of the bandage for a while!

"Damn Rick, you really have skills." Osamu Dazai smiled darkly.

"Hey, this gentleman..."

"Oh! My body is cold, I feel so insecure! I'm going to die! I'm about to die from shortness of breath because of lack of bandages!"

"Eh--!"

[kp: Sulker Will 601D100=9 is extremely difficult to succeed]

After being kicked in the face, Rick finally opened his eyes.

A humanoid creature sat on top of him, kicking his face intentionally or unintentionally.

"...Hoho, Ton-kun, that means you are penniless and hungry, but you still saved me, Osamu Dazai, from the river with all your might. Although I really don't want to praise you, you did a good job."

A familiar voice came from him, and Rick knew who was talking without guessing.

In this way, being kicked is not an accident.

However, "Dun" is really a creepy name, and it feels like an extraordinary combat power.

[kp: super travel warning (1/3)]

[Ru Ke: Too strict, devil kp. ]

[kp: If you are really strict, I will pass sc for you. ]

"You don't have to force yourself if you don't want to boast..." Nakajima Atsushi waved his hands with a smile.

"No, I have to praise you!" Osamu Dazai took a picture of the "chair" he was sitting on, and made a V between his index finger and thumb on his chin. Suicide, Dunjun, guess how I am feeling after being rescued by you? Now, guess what?"

Atsushi Nakajima thought hard for a moment, and tentatively answered: "Yes, happy?"

"Good answer, 100 points!" Osamu Dazai pointed to Atsushi Nakajima with both hands.

Atsushi Nakajima didn't know why, but he was a little happy to be praised.

"But the remaining 900 points are 'unhappy'!"

Atsushi Nakajima: The total score actually totaled 1000 points!

[kp: Nakajima Atsushi reconnaissance 601D100=54 success]

Looking at Osamu Dazai's "stool" from the corner of his eye, he found that the person who was unconscious before had opened his eyes and looked at Osamu Dazai who was talking with a blank expression, and there were shoe prints on his face when Osamu Dazai was sitting cross-legged.

"I basically don't choose how to commit suicide, whether it's diving into the water or falling into the sea from a high altitude, but I have requirements for the person who dies in love. Only beautiful, kind, pure and lovely girls are worthy of dying in love with me—"

Atsushi Nakajima wanted to interrupt him several times: "Ah, that..."

"If you die in love with a man, it's better to let me die alone! Especially the one I hate—"

"Then you go to die." A third voice interrupted the conversation between the two.

Riuk, who was sitting below, turned over and threw Osamu Dazai out, and the two of them fought on the ground.

"Ha! Obviously it was Rick who stole my bandage first, do you want me to run naked!"

"Review yourself! You clearly know that there will be disgusting things coming, but you deliberately didn't say a word!"

"Do I need to remind you specifically, doesn't Rick know how to use his brain? Or is the one on your neck just a decoration?!"

"Hehe, then what the hell is it that found you in the sea later? Is that what I should know?"

"That's the fault of you, Ruk, for breaking the seal!"

"What is the seal? Haven't you healed your secondary disease yet?"

Both of them looked more mature than Atsushi Nakajima, but they just pulled each other's clothes on the ground like elementary school students.

Atsushi Nakajima wanted to persuade the fight, but he didn't know where to persuade him.

[kp: brawl confrontation]

[kp: Osamu Dazai fight 601D100=77 failed]

[kp: Sulker Brawl 251D100=1 big success]

The escalation of the battle was probably due to the fact that Ruk had been soaked in water for a shorter time than Dazai, and the bandages wrapped around his body affected his performance. Dazai, who had been trained in martial arts, had never fought Ruk who had no fighting experience.

The winner exchanged positions with the loser, and Rick sat on Osamu Dazai and said kindly to Atsushi Nakajima, "You were the one who saved me just now, thank you, kid, where's your name?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Osamu Dazai, who was sitting below, who was unwilling to be reconciled, and then at Ruke, who had a friendly but complacent face, and said in a daze, "...Atsushi Nakajima, I am Atsushi Nakajima."

"Good name," Ruk praised generously to the savior, "I'm Ruk, a detective, and this is Osamu Dazai, an agent of a certain detective agency."

"Aren't you two together?" Atsushi Nakajima asked suspiciously.

"The firm is different. I was hired to investigate the case in Yokohama. He is an agent of a local detective agency in Yokohama," Rick explained, "but now he is acting as a partner, hey, Dazai-kun?"

Osamu Dazai, who was crushed below: "If you walk away from me, I will admit that you are a partner."

"That's not good for the time being." Ruke answered the words naturally, without any intention of leaving.

Osamu Dazai: "Tch."

"Is there anything I can offer you in return?"

"Cuckoo——!!!"

From the stomach of the shy boy came a super loud empty city plan.

Atsushi Nakajima covered his stomach, blushed and said, "Actually, I haven't eaten for many days..."

Liu Ke thoughtfully suggested: "Hungry? Let me treat you to something."

"Cuckoo-cuckoo-!!!"

The fasting protest in Osamu Dazai's stomach was not weak at all.

Osamu Dazai said weakly: "I'm hungry too, let's invite him to eat, too. I'm not picky, I just want to eat crabs."

[Liu Ke: Aren't you a picky eater! ]

"Okay, the crab shells are full." Ruke rubbed Osamu Dazai's half-dry curly hair, and then asked Atsushi Nakajima, "What about you, what do you want to eat?"

"If possible..." Atsushi Nakajima's voice was as thin as a mosquito.

Liu Ke: "Speak up, how can you keep your voice quiet when ordering food! Be active when eating, boy!"

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

Osamu Dazai lay on the ground and said, "Ruke makes me feel from time to time that there is such a thing as a cultural gap between us."

"Isn't this nonsense?" Their initial point is one in the United States and one in Japan. Of course, there is a cultural gap.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Osamu Dazai covered his ears and said loudly, "Ru Ke is an idiot!"

[Sulker: Sudden female high school student? ! ]

"Ochazuke." In the relaxed atmosphere, Atsushi Nakajima also relaxed a lot. He said his simple order, "Ochazuke is just fine."

Osamu Dazai couldn't hold back: "Pfft!"

"What are you laughing at?"

"Because, a boy who is starving to death, the last thing he wants to eat is ochazuke! Doesn't Ruke think it's funny?" Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"...I don't think that all food is equal to me, there is no distinction between high and low." Ruke stood up and pulled Osamu Dazai up by the way.

Osamu Dazai patted the dirt on his clothes and stood up following Ruke's strength: "That's why I said that Ruke has no taste and lacks a sense of humor."

"You are the one who will attract monsters if the bandages on your body are gone. Isn't this setting too dark and humorous?"

"It's fine if you don't touch the sea water. In the final analysis, it's all the fault of Rick who took down my sealer and used it as an S/M prop."

"S, M?" Atsushi Nakajima heard a word he was not familiar with.

"Ahem, Dazai, I don't understand what you are talking about at all. Let's go to Chinatown. Yokohama Chinatown is the largest Chinatown in Asia. There might be king crabs. It would be a pity not to go."

Osamu Dazai, who was bribed secretly, shrugged: "Well, from today on, S/M is another name for bandages."

Atsushi Nakajima: "?"

In short, he must have settled for dinner today.

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The author has something to say:

Atsushi Nakajima joins the team.

Puzzle +1.

Osamu Dazai was actually alluding to the issue of Rick's own nationality, but Rick didn't hear it.

I sympathize with Dazai for a second, who made Rick the first man in accidental sex.

感谢在2022-01-1120:53:37~2022-01-1222:47:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the rocket launcher: 1 letter is like meeting;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Chiyue Peach Blossom;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!