Investigators choose to throw the script in a shredder

The so-called gay people are always gay (kp: there is no such saying), Ruk thinks that number two will be gay sooner or later if this goes on, but it doesn't prevent him from making fun of him with Osamu Dazai.

"I understand, that means the Dazai I knew before is actually the Dazai over there, and the one standing next to me is the Dazai I just met recently." "twin--"

"You don't understand at all! By the way, why are you so obsessed with the twins, Oda Saku! Is there anything in that setting that attracts you?!" No. [-] smiled like a dean inspecting from the back door.

"Well," Ruk quickly intervened between the two of them to mediate, "Calm down, No. [-], Oda-kun is also kind. Rather than confusing you with Osamu Dazai, I respect you as two independent individuals."

No. [-] patted his butt and stood up, sneering: "Oh, I'm Osamu Dazai, it doesn't matter what you call the main body over there, and who will allow you to give me a serial number like this mass-produced robot? For the sake of nicknames for each other."

Should it be said that it is Dazai Osamu, even the complaints about his nickname are exactly the same.

The detective breathes freely in the safety of 70.00% one and the danger of 20.00% nine, the sense of danger that slightly stimulates the scalp coexists with the comfort that makes the mind flutter slightly.

The atmosphere is just right, the hot pot is warm with oil.

"Don't be too far-fetched, No. [-], there is no misunderstanding between us, and there is something we can't let go of," the detective's words were very skillful, he didn't say any more threatening words, but the Zaike creatures present at him spoke to him. The meaning behind the words is clear, "It's better to get back together and go hand in hand together."

No. [-] and Osamu Dazai stared at each other for a moment, and at the same time looked disgusted, and looked away.

But none of them denied Rick's words.

【Yokohama Tour (11/11)】

[Weisu: Welcome newcomers, women's clothing explosion photos @维田作之助@大李治_]

【Administrator Osamu Dazai changed the name of Osamu Dazai_ to No. [-]】

[No. [-]: People who are too narrow-minded will become uglier and uglier. 】

【Osamu Dazai: Don't curse yourself, what a hatred. 】

[Oda Sakunosuke: Do you have to wear women's clothing? 】

[No. [-]: Don't take it seriously, Odasaku! 】

【Osamu Dazai: That's right, I suggest sailor suits~】

[Ru Ke: I can do anything from a cheongsam to a small foreign dress! 】

[Weisu: What!Sailor suit!Let me be healthy! 】

[Weisu: Oh, there is a newcomer joining the hotel suite, choose two out of three? 】

[Alice: What will the receptionist think of us? 】

[Liu Ke: The human traffickers are really hammering. 】

【Osamu Dazai: I should be classified as a victim. 】

【Ru Ke: It is more likely to be regarded as a scum who betrayed his twin brother. 】

[No. [-]: Hehe -v-. 】

[Ru Ke: Strange, let? 】

[Weisu: Isn't it with you? 】

【Osamu Dazai: Atsushi is gone too. 】

[No. [-]: Heh. 】

【Osamu Dazai: Do you have a breath? 】

[Number two: I won't have what you don't have. 】

[Weisu: The mere Dazai is actually yin and yang!Fight up fight! 】

[Oda Sakunosuke: He has no tone. 】

[Alice: I tracked Jean's cell phone signal, the last time there was a response was at the hotel where we stayed, but the signal response has now disappeared. 】

【Ru Ke: My keen sense of smell smells trouble. 】

【Weisu: What a coincidence, I also thought of it with my toes. 】

【Alice: Ah, the hotel was also bombed. 】

[Sulfur:? ? ? 】

[Weisu:! ! ! 】

【Osamu Dazai: 666. 】

[No. [-]: "Also"?Your way is very wild. 】

[Oda Sakunosuke: Who is "Hotel Ya"? 】

【Alice: ...It seems that the person who has been cursed with "explode wherever he goes" is Jean. 】

20 minutes ago.

Ruk got off the car with Osamu Dazai, and Atsushi Nakajima was about to follow with the documents, but was grabbed by the back collar.

"Atsushi, I need your help with something." The Frenchman in the driver's seat locked the car door, stepped on the accelerator under Nakajima Atsushi's puzzled eyes, and the unextinguished engine roared.

Atsushi Nakajima only felt his body fall backwards uncontrollably, and within a few seconds of sticking to the back of the chair, he was separated from Ruoke and the others by dozens of meters.

Atsushi Nakajima swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Where are we going?"

"Well, go back to the hotel and do some experiments." Jean turned the steering wheel, thinking about the two spells in his mind, and casually drove the car at 80 per hour towards the city center.

At this time, Atsushi Nakajima's mind timely appeared in the "dialectical verification of man and tiger", "transformation between human fur coat and tiger fur coat", "how should a tiger communicate with the police after dialing 110" and other conjectures.

Bleach while thinking about his color.

In the end, Atsushi Nakajima, who had lost his image, felt that my life was over, and at the same time felt that the car he was sitting in stopped.

Jean parked the car at the entrance of the hotel, and the doorman immediately came out to greet him.

"Park the car and put the keys at the front desk. It's Woodyer on the top floor." Jean grabbed Atsushi Nakajima's long belt, dragged him out of the back seat, and threw the car keys to the approaching man without changing his face. Hotel doorman.

The doorman is 17 years old this year. He has worked in this position for nearly two years. He has seen so many joys and sorrows, but seeing a boy of his age being dragged out and hugged by a Westerner who looks at him promiscuously, his face is panicked. , clinging to himself like a life-saving straw.

The well-informed doorman looked at Atsushi Nakajima, then looked down at the keys in his hand, and finally nodded without saying a word, pretending that he was a little deaf and blind, and went to park the car silently.

If you want to continue working in the service industry in Yokohama, you must learn to ignore some things, not only to keep your job but also to save your life.

Jean didn't know what kind of brainstorming was going on in the head of the doorman behind him. He led the boy who was unwilling to cooperate for some reason, strode into the elevator, and pressed the button for the number of floors on the top floor.

Atsushi Nakajima: "... But, can you let me go?"

Jean tilted his head: "It's fine if you promise not to run away."

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

Atsushi Nakajima's face was ashen: "Yes, I promise."

He looked like he was going to the guillotine. ——Jean watched the white-haired boy walking forward step by step stiffly.

Swipe the card to open the door, and took out a key from his trouser pocket: "Although it may not be necessary for you, this is the key to open the refrigerator, please help me remove all the meat inside."

The exquisite key that shone with silver light lay in the palm of Atsushi Nakajima, Atsushi Nakajima: "Just, just move it out?"

"Emmm, no," Atsushi Nakajima's face flashed with sure affirmation, which made him understand his cowardly and obedient nature, "I want to do a little experiment on you, strictly speaking, it's a human experiment, and say It might not hurt."

Atsushi Nakajima's unhealthy face became paler: "I understand."

[Jean: What did this guy come up with?curious.jpg]

[kp: animal-related medical anatomy courses, and the scene of R18. ]

[Jean: R18...I didn't expect Dun to be that kind of person. Now I'm really curious about his inner drama. ]

[kp:? ? ? ]

[kp: You wear yellow glasses to see everything is yellow! ]

Atsushi Nakajima regards emptying the refrigerator as the last job in his life. He diligently moved out all the fish in the refrigerator and placed them neatly next to the sofa where he was sitting.

When the last piece of fish was taken out, and the ice slag fell down sparsely, the fishy smell of the frozen fish also began to spread.

"OK, I'll show you a magic trick, um, the magic spell may be more accurate... Well, anyway, that's it, help me get Shire." Jean caught the white snake from his clothes and handed it to Sha Leng Atsushi Nakajima was stunned.

Atsushi Nakajima was taken aback, but he still controlled his hand to prevent Charles from being thrown out by him.

[Jean: I want to do a fresh-keeping method for my fish, is there any special effect that I can choose? ]

[kp: special effects?Do you want to scatter flowers for your goddess? ]

[Jean: That's fine, I don't choose. ]

[kp: Consume 3 points of MP, and 1D6 sanity, to perform "time freeze" on "a pile of strange fish". ]

[kp: consume sanity 1D6=3]

[kp: time freeze 1D20=17]

[kp: make remaining sanity 58]

[Jean: Why did you change the name of my spell casually? ]

[kp: Shut up, your naming level is too embarrassing for the mod. ]

Colorless flowers surrounded the pile of meat, and a light clock-like pattern flickered in the air for 0.7 seconds, and then the smell of fish and meat in the air was no longer strong, and as the air flowed, the concentration of the fishy smell gradually decreased until it reached zero.

Keep your eyes wide open: "Wow, it really works."

Atsushi Nakajima hugged Shire for some unknown reason: "?"

"Well, another spell is going to be tested next, come, Atsushi-kun, come here." With confidence in the next spell, Rang beckoned Atsushi Nakajima to come closer.

Atsushi Nakajima reluctantly moved over step by step.

[Jean: I want to face Atsushi Nakajima. ]

[kp: Are you sure? ]

[Let: It's just stacking armor. ]

[kp: I ask again, are you sure? ]

[Jean: ...It sounds like there are ghosts in it, but I'm getting more and more curious about Dun, come on. ]

[kp: Consume 5 points of MP and 1D6 sanity to perform "Cthulhu's Guardian Embrace" on "Nakajima Atsushi". ]

[kp: consume sanity 1D6=1]

[kp: make remaining sanity 57]

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: good luck. ]

There is no need to wonder why kp said that, and why no magic effects appeared on Atsushi Nakajima.

In fact, Atsushi Nakajima had completely disappeared, and what appeared in front of him was a muscular, plump, majestic feline animal, with no trace of humanity in its golden animal pupils, only the bloody instinct of the beast was driving it to move.

--hunting.

"My spell failed?" The newly promoted mage was sad for half a second, and saw the white tiger in front of him pat the pile of fish in disgust, and then locked his eyes full of desire to eat the only prey present - juicy and chewy muscles Strong new mage.

Jean took his time, didn't even back away: "Charles, Jet'aime."

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

The Frenchman spat out love words, and the slender white savior opened a snake kiss. Among the colorful fur of the white tiger, its blood-red mouth stood out like an out-of-place ruby.

Ciel bit the defenseless white tiger and injected snake venom into the subcutaneous tissue at the same time.

[Jian: Well, is Dunjun dead or alive, naked or clothed later? ]

[kp: Heh. ]

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

The white tiger roared and slammed into the wall. The snake that offended the king of beasts was knocked against the wall and knocked unconscious.

Jean frowned and looked at the white tiger rolling on the ground, while counting down in his heart, while waiting for the opportunity to check Shire's current situation.

7, 6, 5...

"Hoohoho-!!!"

The deafening beast roar erupted from the depth of the white tiger's throat on the ground, making him cover his ears, but his head was still dizzy, and all the expensive bulletproof glass was shattered.

3, 2, 1!

The beast that was supposed to run out of fuel rushed towards Rang——

[kp: let dodge 251D100=1 big success]

The thick meat pad missed the target's clothes corner, so Fei jumped over to pick up Shire, and at the same time pulled all the pistols/thunders he carried with him and threw them into the tiger's place in the living room, then ran out of the suite and closed the door in one go.

[kp: Ah, why do you all have pistols/mines? ]

[Jean: Borrowed from Vesu last time. ]

Now the elevator and the stairs are too late to escape——

Let’s open the glass window at the end of the corridor. For the sake of design aesthetics, the window is open and the scenery is beautiful. You can be a guest at the scene of Conan’s crime at any time.

The blond adventurer jumped down from the 24th floor, holding a dizzy Ciel in his arms.

When the roar of the tiger and the sound of explosions sounded at the same time, it made the long-lost experience feel the joy of adventure.

The wind howled, the adrenaline soared, and the gray-blue eyes were filled with abnormal excitement. Under the same acceleration, the building debris behind him fell with him!

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

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PS：好冷，下雪天好冷！爪子要被冻掉了！感谢在2022-02-0622:02:13~2022-02-0723:59:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of empty-headed, Ximen porridge, Love; and 5 bottles of black;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!