Investigators choose to throw the script in a shredder

"You," Jean raised his face from the bedding that still had human body heat, with a speechless expression on his face, "I really can't tell if you're just being naive or just trying to flirt with me."

Sulfur: "?"

After hesitating for a few seconds, Ru Kejuan quickly came back out of the rivers and lakes.

Liu Kejuan: "Always remember that you are born as a human, not a Teddy!"

"Whoever wants to remember that kind of thing, I'll tell you if you want to know," Let leaned on Liu Ke's sand sculpture to barely recover from the broken relationship, "Last night..."

last night.

Chuya Nakahara arrived at the party like a whirlwind, as happy as a big boy who just got his favorite toy, and couldn't wait to share this happiness with his friends.

In fact, as long as he is there, his friends are already happy.

Wei Su straightened his back, desperately using his height of 1 meters to create momentum, and said triumphantly: "Look, my male companion has appeared, and now you are the only king, stupid Frenchman."

[kp: Milk today (1/1)]

The stupid Frenchman did not bow his head to accept the provocation, but pinched a decorative perfume lily, walked up to Zhongya Zhongya, and said affectionately: "What a coincidence, Mr. Zhongya, today you are more beautiful than yesterday , let me be intoxicated..."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who just came in, also froze his smile, looked at the Frenchman with different hair color, and said hesitantly: "Ah, it's you, that..."

"'Rang'," the handsome black-haired man bent down and looked into the eyes of the orange-haired young man, with an ambiguous tone, "Please call me 'Rang', since you can't remember my last name, it means we can use more intimate terms gone."

Zhongyuan Zhong also felt his scalp go numb, and it took him a long time to reply: "...Good evening, Mr. Rang."

"Dear Chuya-kun, evening~good~"

Vesu: Evil!

"Stop harassing my drinking buddy!" Weisu squeezed between the two of them viciously, using his petite body to stand in front of his taller drinking buddy, "Sexy! I was still in heat with Alice just now, Now you come here to be courteous to China, do you think everyone has no morals like you?!"

"...It doesn't have to be so exaggerated."

"I can go too far," Weisu threatened with a distorted expression, "And in front of Fitzgerald Dana, if you know that your friend has been played by you, your castle The maintenance will definitely be ruined, and I will also plant a bunch of grenades/mines."

[Weisu: Too intimidating!It makes me uncomfortable to think that I have been tricked! ]

[kp: Infighting is a good habit. ]

[kp: Weisu intimidates 30 automatic successes]

[Weisu: Ah! ? ]

The castle... tsk.

"It's an annoying threat, but I have to say, it's very effective," Jean distanced himself from Rose in Heart unhappily, "I hate that boring castle, but I hate watching that place break down even more."

"See you later, Mr. Zhongye."

The overzealous French retreated temporarily.

[Weisu: Oh oh oh! The weakness of R18 appeared! ]

"That person, your acquaintance?" Zhongyuan Zhong also asked Weisu suspiciously.

Weisu nodded: "It's evil fate, but I'm different from him, I'm a decent person!"

Nakahara Chuya: To be honest, you can't be considered a serious person...

But Weisu is his friend, so it’s better not to tear down his platform at this time, speaking——

"Weisu, when I came here, I caught a mackerel that fell from the sky at the door, and I beat him until he cried!" Zhong Yuanzhong was also in high spirits, "The mackerel is what I mentioned to you before, it is also a sinful fish edge--"

"Who is the little man talking about?" A soft but thorny voice sounded from the seafood restaurant next to them, "For me, that's called Nie Yuan."

Zhongyuan Zhong also trembled like a stress response, and then his expression went blank.

There is a voice that will cause him serious ptsd, 360° surrounds him and sings in harmony.

"Ah la la~ I can admire the wisdom and height of Dazai-sama, but there are slugs here who are ungrateful~~"

"That's right, a mere dog, barking at people casually, can't you see whose hand is holding your dog's leash?"

"That's why I said Mafia, nah—"

"Hey—"

Wei Su is an eye-opener for how sour and refreshing the yin and yang strange energy*2 is.

Especially with Osamu Dazai's intentionally disgusting face, the sarcasm is super doubled, and there is a smell of "not being angry, not paying for life" from head to toe.

Obviously, Osamu Dazai's performance is very effective - Nakahara has become an orange bomb that is about to explode.

"だ·ざ·い——" Nakahara Chuya turned around violently, "You bastard, you, you..."

Chuya Nakahara's voice gradually lowered, and finally dissipated in the two mocking mackerel faces.

With a small body, it seems to be trapped in the boundless universe - the universe is still composed of mackerel.

"Heh, don't you know how to say hello when you see the owner?" Osamu Dazai on the left crossed his arms, "You rude dog."

Osamu Dazai on the right has an angry "kindness" on his face: "Well, just forgive him, after all, slugs don't have brains, and the place where normal people should have brains has long been filled with muscles, and they still wear such tasteless clothes." Hat, puff~~~"

Weisu swears, at this moment he heard the sound of his drinking buddy cracking!

The cracked Central Plains also regained the ability to move, but had to face the reality that there were twice as many mackerel in front of them.

"て, てまえ," Nakahara Chuya regained his language ability, and he said to Osamu Dazai on the right, "Why are you here! Mackerel! Who is the other one! Don't tell me you were copied Right! Your disqualification in the world is out of order!?"

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

"Osamu Dazai" on the left was expressionless for a moment: "Che, Chuya's beast instinct is really annoying. Although I hate everything about Chuya, this is the only thing I hate the most."

Zhongyuan Zhongya had a cross on his forehead, and his fists were hard: "It seems that there is something about you that pleases me. Who are you? You look like a mackerel, and your speech smells like a mackerel. Still so familiar—"

"Explain the main body," the "Osamu Dazai" on the left shrugged disinterestedly, walked to the position of Atsushi Nakajima, and muttered, "Hmph, I don't want to talk to the dark dwarf, in case IQ Affected by Chuya's mental retardation wave, what should I do if I get lowered..."

Weisu: What kind of Miss Jiao are you, you are too difficult to serve...

"Of course I'm the same as Chuya. I didn't receive the invitation letter. I came here as the male partner of the partygoers (Chuya Nakahara: I'm not here for dinner!), as for that guy," said Osamu Dazai Spreading his hands, "Well, even an idiot like Chuuya, you can understand it, that guy is a by-product of my suicide. I wanted to try the way of being eaten by aliens in an instant, but I didn't expect not only to die , It’s really unlucky to leave such a disgusting thing—it’s just as unlucky as Zhong.”

[Weisu: The last sentence was definitely added by him to make Zhongye angry! ]

[Weisu: Heh, scheming Zero, you managed to get my attention, interesting man. ]

[kp: ... There are too many elements in just one sentence. What books have you read recently? ]

[Visu: Boymeetsboy. ]

[kp: Oh, you have opened up a new sexual fetish, remember to share this book list with me. ]

[Wesu: OK. ]

Every time Dazai Osamu said a word, Nakahara Chuya's eyebrows trembled, as if it was a stage of accumulating power before some kind of big move.

"You don't involve me in your death. By the way, I saw another you downstairs just now." Nakahara Nakaya's annoyed expression froze, and the slight joy made Dazai Osamu's heart sink. "You are crying and begging me for mercy." , his voice is much better than yours!"

Osamu Dazai: ...

Thinking of Ruoke holding his Dazai's face, begging for his life in front of Nakahara Chuya - in front of Nakahara Chuya, "Dazai Osamu" crying and begging for mercy-

Even if Osamu Dazai is a full-level smirk boy, he can't laugh at this time.

As long as he imagined that scene, he felt that his brain was polluted, as if there were ants crawling all over his body, making him itchy all over! ! !

——Osamu Dazai still overestimated Ruk's integrity after all!

He only wanted to teach Ruoke a lesson, but unexpectedly, it was Dazai Osamu who was taught a lesson in the end!

"I don't care if you don't commit suicide," Zhongyuan Zhong also compared the three Dazai Osamu, and said sincerely, "But if only one 'Dazai Osamu' survives in the end, I hope the one downstairs survives. "

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Although he already knew that Zhong Ye was annoying, but now that he really heard Zhong Ye say that he is not as good as Rick, he felt that the little dwarf became more than a million times more annoying than before.

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakaya uncertainly for a while, and muttered, "Slug without vision..."

"What are you talking about? Do you want to be beaten by mackerel?" After all, it was someone else's territory, and Nakahara Zhongya politely threatened.

"Don't be angry, Chuya, there's a lot of good wine here," Weisu took a glass of wine from the champagne tower and handed it to him, "I'm glad you can come!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also took the wine glass naturally but didn't drink it: "I came here on a motorcycle, so I can't drink, and I can't ride a motorcycle back home if I'm drunk."

[Weisu: A mafia that obeys traffic laws. ]

"It doesn't matter, Zhong can also live in my house..." It's actually just a dormitory.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard the words and no longer hesitated, took a sip, and his eyes lit up: "This champagne tastes great!"

"The organizer spent a huge sum of money to transport it from his own winery. It's a very rare item, although the concentration is a bit low..."

The two began to communicate happily around the wine table, and Osamu Dazai, who was abandoned, looked unhappy.

Tsk, mere dog——

Liu Kejuan: "It sounds like the beginning was very peaceful. Did anything happen after that?"

Jean: "... I can only say that Dazai-kun really hates Chuya, and he united with everyone present to target Chuya."

Li Kejuan asked tentatively, "Would you beat up Zhongye with other people?"

Jean shook his head: "No, he was drunk."

Sulfur Roll: "?"

Vesu introduced Ellis to his drinking buddies. Both of them are kind-hearted and simple young people. For some reason, the mafia has a lot of insight into poetry. Ellis, who graduated in literature, quickly chatted with him.

In fact, Weisu also wanted to introduce the other members of the group to his drinking buddies, but found that, unconsciously, all the members of the group went to watch Atsushi Nakajima——Lovecraft fed, Atsushi Nakajima ate, and Atsushi Nakajima ate. Feed Kraft, Atsushi Nakajima eats...

Because the circulation is too stable, Weisu even wants to go over to have a look - he looks so slender, but he is so edible!

"VV-chan, this way!" Osamu Dazai waved at Weisu.

Wei Su walked over: "What are you doing? Dazai-kun?"

"VV sauce, do you like money?" Osamu Dazai seductively whispered in Weisu's ear, "I have 50 billion dollars for you here."

Weisu: "...you mean Dun's bounty?"

Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers: "Bingo!"

"I also want the bounty, but I don't have that kind of access," Weisu spread his hands helplessly, "That kind of entrustment usually has a threshold for acceptance. I am single-handedly, even if I use a loudspeaker to shout all over the world, I want to find the client It’s choking enough, not to mention—”

"The slug can be found," Osamu Dazai interrupted him, and said mysteriously, "The dwarf, ah no, to be precise, it is the organization behind the dwarf, it was entrusted, as long as you bring Chuya, Those intermediaries in the black market will spit out the transaction method with the employer like a bamboo tube pouring beans."

Weisu blinked: "However, Chuya has not been at work recently, saying that he is on vacation."

"So this is your chance," Osamu Dazai embraced Weisu and whispered, relying on his height, "If the slug who loves the organization finds out about the bounty, he will definitely tell the whole thing to the organization, and then he will make money It will only be the mafia, not VV-chan, and if VV-chan wants to offer a bounty, he must take Dun to trade with Zhongye without taking the initiative to tell the organization about the money."

Weisu shook his head slowly: "...Impossible, no matter how you say it is 50 billion, it is impossible to hide it from others. Maybe a love fund will be set up in the mafia."

Osamu Dazai thought about it, Chuya's words...it's really possible.

"As long as Chuya realizes that the money has to be used." Dazai Osamu was as kind as a kind-hearted Russian.

"For example, the cost of compensation for the destruction of this expensive building."

[Wesu: ...]

[Weisu: Interesting! ]

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