Investigators choose to throw the script in a shredder

"But I don't know you, I didn't know you before yesterday," Tsushima Shuji ignored Ruoke's words, and continued, "It's not me, it's another 'Tsushima Shuji'."

"Bingo, correct solution, 100 points full." Ruke raised his hands OK.

Shuji Tsushima lay on the low table with a dejected expression on his face: "It's too miserable, there is a second me in the world, so my own existence value will be gone..."

"The name of the person I know is 'Dazai Osamu'," Ruk paused for a moment, then turned his head suddenly, and met Shuji Tsushima's sneaky eyes, and the moment they looked at each other, the other shrank like a cat whose feet were scalded Going back, "There is no doubt that it is a pseudonym. The real name should be 'Tsushima Shuji' like Shuji-kun. I am about the same age as me, and I am already a dirty adult."

Shuji Tsushima: "...you don't say that you come from the future, and my future is 'dirty adults'?"

"Unfortunately, you got the answer right," Rick spread his hands, "how, are you happy? Or disappointed?"

"..."

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

Shuji Tsushima smiled abruptly: "That's right, to survive in this rotten place, you have to become a scavenger that can adapt to the environment."

The young child is showing deep emotions beyond his age at this moment, and he can vaguely see the black mud that is getting deeper and deeper on his body.

"I'm sorry, I made a mistake in expressing it," Rick knocked on the table, physically interrupting Shuji Tsushima's blackening, "You, who will become Osamu Dazai in the future, are a guy who can fish around and bully well-intentioned colleagues, is it useful? With all the money and a whole bunch of people falling for you, I'm jealous of your popularity."

Shuji Tsushima shook his head decisively: "I don't believe it."

"Well, I knew you didn't believe it," Ruk didn't force him to believe it, "it's just for reference—'you still have this kind of situation in your future', just listen to it as a super boring joke."

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

Shuji Tsushima felt strange emotions for no reason.

He almost questioned: "Then what's the use of saying this?"

"Well, I just think it's funny if people draw conclusions about their future too early, and then find themselves on the completely opposite path in the future," said Liu Ke Shima Shuji took away the tea he had poured, and bullied the children as much as possible while still being able to bully the children, "Especially at an age when Shuji-kun can't even protect his own tea, it's even more ridiculous to draw conclusions about his own future."

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Want to hit him!

No matter what, I want to punch Rick in the face!Or a punch in the mouth!

This man's ability to provoke people is beyond imagination!

Shuji Tsushima even felt that his cold was about to be cured without medicine!

"What are you holding?" Shuji Tsushima had a bad feeling.

"This?" Sulker shook the smart phone on his hand, and kindly turned off the recording function, "A kind of black history recorder, which can be played at your birthday party ten years later, so that everyone can admire you ten years ago black history to please the public."

"Camera?" Shuji Tsushima's delicate eyebrows frowned, "No, this size, it's a 'mobile phone'..."

[kp: Sulfur inspiration 801D100=34 difficult success]

"Did you say 'mobile phone' just now?" Ruk's smirk and unscrupulous expression instantly subsided, and he became serious.

Shuji Tsushima: "So what? Isn't it just a mobile phone for calling? Am I wrong?"

"No, no, no, but where did you hear that? Speaking of which, I don't know how many years it is now," Sulker put away the phone, "Since you know the phone is not at all..."

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Ruk stopped abruptly in the middle of his words, and he suddenly realized that whether in the world with Osamu Dazai or the world with Osamu Dazai, he had subconsciously ignored the time and date.

"In 1918, I heard it from the street." Shuji Tsushima supported his face. "In other words, if you don't even know the approximate date, your claim that you came from the future is almost unreliable."

"I really want to refute, but I'm really confused now." Knowing the exact time at this time, Rick was even more confused.

He doesn't know much about the history of mobile phones, but touch-screen smartphones must not have appeared in 1918. Therefore, where did Shuji Tsushima know about "mobile phones" in 1918?

Shuji Tsushima is ten years old this year, and Osamu Dazai is 22 years old. There is a 12-year gap between them, but Rick swears that the time when he went to Yokohama to investigate the case was definitely not at the beginning of 19.

Is it possible that there is a time jump of 72 years?

[Rik: King Crimson? ]

[kp: Don't throw all the blame on the Red King, the Red King can't save so much time. ]

Shuji Tsushima: "...Are you really an adult to show a gap so frankly?"

"You are the one. Don't think that the whole world is a scumbag like your father who has no ability and only puts pressure on the weak. When you become an adult, you may be even more scumbag than your father."

"Aren't you also a scum who inflicts violence on the weak..." Shuji Tsushima complained, suddenly regained his composure, and retorted loudly, "Ah! I won't be that kind of scum!"

"Oh, that's not what you said just now." Ruk narrowed his eyes and looked at him meaningfully.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

The memory of smart people is not much worse. I still remember what I said 10 minutes ago very clearly, and it is easy to recall-"To survive in this rotten place, the only way to survive is to become a food that can adapt to the environment." Rotten animals".

Ruk saw Shuji Tsushima, who had always been a kid, shrank into a small ball of rice cakes, shivering tremblingly, and a small piece of skin he could see was red.

[Ruke: The shame at this age is still there. ]

"Well, you are recuperating here for the time being, and when you recover, I will take you out to investigate. Your strength is necessary," said Ruk, who did not intend to give up the convenience of Psychology 90, and the owner of Tsushima was also a scumbag. It is not difficult to lend Shuji Tsushima to the point where he can use it casually, "I will investigate the secrets of this era, the secrets of 'Dazai Osamu', and your secrets." Then find a way to go back.

Shuji Tsushima: "..."

As a result, adults still have one thing in common—the desire is hard to fill.

Until the afternoon, the rain outside still fit the name of the rainy season, fine and dense, continuous, tick-tock.

Holding an umbrella in one hand and holding the child who was still a bit depressed in the other hand, Ruoke stood at the door to bid farewell to Patriarch Tsushima.

Taking advantage of the misunderstanding of the Patriarch Tsushima, Ruk successfully abducted Shuji Tsushima to live in, so as to facilitate the investigation.

Patriarch Tsushima's eyes were so disgusting that Shuji Tsushima vomited out on the spot when he sent off.

But in order to stay away from that stinky quagmire, Shuji Tsushima endured it.

Shuji Tsushima: I feel hollowed out.

"YUE," as soon as he was out of Tsushima's sight, Rick let go of Shuji Tsushima's hand while pretending to be intimate, and hugged his arm, "Your father is really disgusting, I have goosebumps."

Shuji Tsushima: "Now my innocence is indeed gone, and the prince you used is also innocent."

"A false name is something outside the body," said Ruk with a straight face, "Anyway, I didn't even leave the word 'sulphur' for Ruk."

Shuji Tsushima: "Sinister sir."

"Hahaha, you've only met a few grown-ups, and even if you say I'm sinister, you're enough to act arbitrarily."

"Insidious villain."

"Ah this..."

Tsugaru is not too big, and there are no more than ten channels for news circulation, of which Shuji Tsushima can only reach three or four, and the scope is further narrowed.

Izakaya.

"'Mobile phone'?" The owner of the izakaya thought for a while and shook his head. "I've never heard of it. Is it a dialect? Is there another way to say it?"

[kp: Sulker Psychology 801D100=? ? ]

[kp: Shuji Tsushima Psychology 901D100=? ? ]

The owner of the izakaya's confused expression came from the heart, and he didn't lie.

Ruk was mentally prepared for a long-term battle, knowing that he would not be hit with a single blow, but he was not disappointed.

"Hey, brother," the well-behaved and cute boy stood on tiptoe, held the table and raised his hand, "I want to eat Chikuzen boiled, okay~"

Rick: "Why are you pretending to be good? Is it disgusting?"

Shuji Tsushima's cute and well-behaved expression froze for a second, then he turned to the owner of the izakaya and said, "I want to cook in Chikuzen, and this person will pay for it."

Rick: "Huh? Why should I pay for your Chikuzen cooking?"

"Ah! When it comes to being well-informed, the port city is the most well-informed," the boss quickly served Shuji Tsushima a piece of Chikuzen cooking, and said to Ruoke with a smile, "Let the children eat something, let's chat. "

Sulfur: ...

Tsk, businessmen in any era are not simple.

Shuji Tsushima picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and while Ruke was talking to the shop owner, he pricked up his ears and began to pick and choose things he hadn't eaten before and put them into his mouth.

When Shuji Tsushima had eaten and drank enough, Ruke had also "satiated and drank".

According to the information provided by the owner of the izakaya, Rick took Tsushima Shuji to the largest information distribution place in Tsugaru District - Yukaku.

Shuji Tsushima stood at the entrance of the brightly lit promenade, his eyes were shining, but his mouth was bad: "Take a child to such a depraved place, you are already the worst adult!"

"When you speak, please keep your eyes away from the beautiful woman, otherwise you will not be convincing at all," said Ruker, pressing his hat, "But let me remind you, you are still a primary school student, you can only see with your eyes, everything else is powerless. "

Shuji Tsushima: "I'm not as dirty as you!"

"Emmmm, let's just take what you said is true." Ruk patted Shuji Tsushima's head meaningfully.

"Don't underestimate me, my ability to inquire about information is much better than yours." Shuji Tsushima pushed away Rick's hand unconvinced.

"Women's favor is indeed 'Dazai Osamu's specialty, I am looking forward to your performance, Shuji-kun."

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15 minute later.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

Ruke was sitting alone on the sofa, while Shuji Tsushima was surrounded by young and beautiful women.

"What a cute little boy~ First time here~ Did you come with my brother~"

"You look very smart, big sister likes you very much~"

"Blushing, so cute~~~"

"Remember to look for my sister in ten years~ My sister will wait for you~"

Sulfur: ...

The investigator didn't notice the predicament of Shuji Tsushima, who seemed to be having difficulty breathing surrounded by makeup, and was only concerned about his love for women.

Is this reasonable?Osamu Dazai is more popular than him and can use his face and body to make excuses, and the state of children is more popular than him...

Why? !

"Hehe, it's just a girl with a dead bone." Ruoke's eyes were dead, and he persuaded himself not to anger a child in front of many beauties.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: Sulker lucky 801D100=100 big failures]

For a moment just now, the store was very quiet, and a needle could be heard falling, and Ruoke's words miraculously resounded throughout the store in an instant.

Tsushima Shuji:  …

[kp: Old and unlucky. ]

Rick was kicked out by the pretty girl, and Shuji Tsushima was also kicked out.

Sulfur: "..."

Shuji Tsushima was a little happy in his heart, but on the surface he was very disdainful: "A man who doesn't understand style deserves it."

Rick: "What did you find out?"

Shuji Tsushima: "There is nothing, but there are strange discoveries."

"'Yokohama' is mentioned very frequently," Shuji Tsushima thought for a while, "I also feel quite familiar. I may have been there before, and I probably heard the term 'mobile phone' there."

Liuke sighed helplessly: "It's that place again."

"you've been to?"

"The future has been."

three days later.

Another group of passengers came to Yokohama Station, and people from the Tsugaru area, one big and one small, got off the train along the flow of people.

In this era, taking a tram is still a very trendy and fashionable thing. There are few people and the ticket is not expensive. The only thing that makes people uncomfortable is that the three-hour journey does not even provide a seat!

Liuk stood there for three hours, and he was almost stupefied.

[Sulphur: oppressive kp. ]

[kp: The earliest seat tram was introduced here in 1957. ]

[Ru Ke: oppressive, super S-type kp. ]

[kp: ...if you can, please call me kp. ]

[kp: Sulker's constitution 501D100=82 failed]

I am used to riding in a stable and comfortable car, but the old tram swayed so much that Liu Ke suffered from motion sickness. When I got out of the car, the soles of my feet felt fluttering, and I fell into the street.

Shuji Tsushima, who was only half the size of Ruke, barely supported him up, with a disgusted expression on his face: "...you are too useless."

"I'm sorry, I'm just so useless." Ruoke put his body weight on the shoulders of the young child angrily, without any adult appearance at all.

People around all cast their eyes on this strange size combination.

"Don't you feel ashamed!?" Shuji Tsushima supported the person angrily, "Go away! It's useless!"

"Yes, yes, I heard that I'm useless, but I'm very useless, and my hands and feet are weak now, so Master Xiuzhi drag me away~"

Ruke leaned his adult body's center of gravity towards Shuji Tsushima.

[kp: ...I'm ashamed to be the same age as you. ]

Shuji Tsushima couldn't bear it anymore, he took a step back, causing Ruke to lose his balance in an instant, and fell heavily to the ground.

"Stupid~shit~" Shuji Tsushima twitched the corners of his mouth mockingly, and ran out with a bag on his feet as if oiling the soles of his feet.

Liu Ke sneered: "Oh, fool, where can you go without money."

[kp: Heh, you can say this again if you have your wallet. ]

Rick touched his pocket, found it empty.

"You bastard! When did you do it!? You actually stole my money!"

Hearing the yelling behind him, Shuji Tsushima laughed heartily, and couldn't help speeding up his pace.

Of course it can't be thrown away, but it will make Rick even more embarrassed, he would rather take two extra steps by himself-a typical example of harming others and benefiting himself.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

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Suits and leather shoes, low-key simple fabrics, classically aesthetic clothing and station decorations flashed before Shuji Tsushima, but disappeared in the next second, turning into bright and flamboyant modern art, and the clothes of passers-by on the road also became thin and short. Sleeves and shapeless trousers, and the occasional office worker in a neat suit—his own kimono is out of place here.

[kp: Shuji Tsushima inspiration 901D100=65 normal success]

This... is not the first time he has encountered this situation.

The people around him suddenly disappeared, and the environment they were in was not a familiar place, but another strange place.

Shuji Tsushima stopped, looking for a fisherman's hat in the crowd.

[kp: Shuji Tsushima reconnaissance 601D100=35 normal success]

Strange people are in a hurry, there are strange faces everywhere, strange things——

By the way, "mobile phone" is what he knows in this case!

that time--

"Little brother, are you lost?" A young woman came over, and she saw Shuji Tsushima carrying a bag, looking around, as if looking for someone.

Shuji Tsushima: "...um."

The young woman took out her mobile phone: "Then do you remember your family's phone number? Sister can use her mobile phone to call and ask your family to pick you up."

It was also like that at that time. Someone asked him this, and he said he didn't know, and even took a photo of him for the police.

Young woman: "Do you mean you don't remember?"

Shuji Tsushima lowered his eyes: "...I remember."

three days ago.

"Just in case, write down my mobile phone number," Sulker thought for a while, "Just remember these two, the second one is the number I was using from 13 to [-] years ago, I don't know when it might be can be used."

Use it now.

Tsujima Shuji: I really don't know whether to say that Rick is cautious or crow mouthed.

The young woman entered the first number Shuji Tsushima said, and was connected with two beeps on the other side.

"Yes, this is Liu Ke. Are there scam calls in Japan? Hahaha~"

Before Shuji Tsushima could speak, the other person shouted, "No, it's raining outside and I'm going to collect my clothes. Let's talk later, Mr. Scam~" and hung up the phone.

Shuji Tsushima: "..."

The young woman smiled awkwardly: "Maybe I made a wrong call, kid, do you remember the other phone number?"

Shuji Tsushima: "...um."

The young woman patiently entered a second number that was completely different, and considerately did not ask why she did not call the correct number of the previous number.

"Dudu..."

No one picked up after 10 seconds, Shuji Tsushima couldn't help calling back the previous number, and was picked up after 15 seconds.

"This is Rick, is that opposite Shuzhi-kun? Where did you go with my bag?"

"Sorry, this is Mao Lilan," the young woman said holding the mobile phone, "I saw this child alone at Yokohama Station, and I was really worried, so I called you, where are you, I will take this child to follow Let's meet up."

"Hey, oh, if it's not troublesome, please take Xiuzhi-kun to the gate exit, and I'll wait there."

The young woman nodded: "Okay, I'll take Mr. Xiuzhi there."

"Sister, let me answer the phone, I want to talk too!" Shuji Tsushima childishly raised his hands.

The young woman handed him the phone clearly.

Shuji Tsushima: "I called just now, and I got through."

"...That's troublesome. You may not be able to see me when you get to the exit. Well, this matter is not necessarily hopelessly troublesome. After all, if we can talk, it means that the mobile phone can be used. The public there I can also get through the phone... In short, you go to the exit first, by the way, check your phone by the way, and tell me the date as much as possible."

Shuji Tsushima glanced at the lit screen: "It's 2020, June 6th."

[kp: Sulfur inspiration 801D100=19 difficult success]

"Dazai Osamu (だざいおさむ, date of birth XXXX, June 6)" - this is the information from Wikipedia before Rick.

By chance?

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

"Be careful, if you're lucky, I'll be waiting for you at the exit."

Liu Ke checked the battery level of the phone, had no choice but to hang up the phone unwillingly, and followed the flow of people to the exit.

On the other side, the young woman led Shuji Tsushima to the exit of the station—the exit was empty.

The young woman looked around, but no one came after waiting for a few minutes.

"Strange, isn't Mr. Rick here yet?"

——It is never too late for bad things, and good luck never ends well.

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The author has something to say:

Suddenly there are so many good-looking Conan fans, Jinjiang coins are almost not enough (painful and happy... the author's income recovery plan!?)

I'm such a quick-witted wit for not having the names of passers-by.

感谢在2022-05-0121:48:35~2022-05-0223:35:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 68 bottles of Duanmuyan; 1 bottle of Luoshui Eighteenth Street;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!