Investigators choose to throw the script in a shredder

Yokohama, a new day.

"Asahi Shimbun: Yokohama Earthquake Damaged Severely! ! ! "

"Japan Express: Shocked!Yokohama was hit by an earthquake overnight, no one died! "

"Staggering Section: No Casualties in a Severe Earthquake?This newspaper takes you to discover the truth behind it! "

"Entertainment Gossip: A Popular Actress Brings Several Beautiful Boys Home, She Actually Do This Kind of Thing! "

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"Yokohama Local News: The building damage was funded by the government, and the temporary residence has been marked on the map, which can be found on the second page of the newspaper. "

Mori Ogai put down the newspaper and said with emotion: "Although I have been mentally prepared for a long time, but after Yokohama has really become a gossip paradise for the news media, it still feels unreal. It is obviously just an ordinary port city."

"Yes." Koye Ozaki who was sitting opposite took a sip of tea, not looking at the middle-aged man who was pretending.

"But people in other places are making too much fuss. It's been almost half a month and it hasn't subsided. The reporters in Yokohama are the most calm and have played their due responsibilities... BALABAL..."

"Yes." Ozaki Koyo repeated lightly.

Mori Ogai: "..."

Mori Ogai: "Hongye-kun, you didn't come here just to perfuse me, did you have something important to report to the leader?"

"The concubine is waiting for the boss to satisfy her self-proclaimed mentality. This is also a kind of wisdom in the workplace." Having said that, Koyo Ozaki took out a stack of documents from his sleeve and put them on the table. "In just a few days, Yokohama I don’t know exactly what you have done, but I think this should be the result you want.”

The date marked on this document was yesterday afternoon, and the effective time is today. After three hours at the latest, all of Yokohama will know the content of this document—as the party responsible for Yokohama’s losses, the government has decided to abolish one of the three-moment plans The Supernatural Secret Service Section.

"It's really a pity. The people in the Supernatural Secret Service Division have worked hard enough, but the opponent is too terrible. It was originally a non-war crime, but it was still pushed out. The civil servants are too pitiful," Mori Ogai laughed. His eyes almost narrowed into slits, "But in this way, the Supernatural Secret Service Division will be abolished, the armed detective agency will exist in name only, and Yokohama will only be dominated by the Port Mafia. Well, although we have always been the most powerful of the three forces Offensive, but able to become the ruler of Yokohama in a real sense—not bad~"

Ozaki Momiji: ...

Hypocrisy, too hypocritical, is there a truth in this man's mouth?

"Hongye-kun, don't look at me like this, in fact, I'm also very sad," Mori Ogai said without guilt, facing the straightforward eyes of his subordinates, "During this turmoil, the port mafia also suffered a lot. "

Koyo Ozaki: "For example?"

Mori Ogai's face was not blushing, and his heart was not beating: "For example, Hironami Hirotsu applied for a ten-day and a half-month vacation for some reasons, and went to Hakone to soak in hot springs to cleanse his body and mind, which left a vacancy for the port mafia, such as a reward of 50 billion. , but the organization has an extra expense, which is used for Mr. Gin to form a new armed force, and he is in a hurry."

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

Mori Ogai sighed pretentiously: "Compared to this, the Chief Farmer is much more relaxed. Oops, I forgot that he can no longer be called a Chief. He has already left the job. It's pitiful for his age."

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

The old man's ambiguity sounds disgusting.

Even Alice rarely gave Mori Ogai a good look, and said, "The armed detective agency that Dazai-kun is in is about to end. Is Taro Rinta going to pick him up?"

Mori Ogai sang in harmony: "Why not, dear Alice~ Dazai-kun has nowhere to go, so he can only go back to the port mafia~ Let's prepare a new dormitory for him~"

The two said in unison: "Nah~"

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

No way, goosebumps are coming out!

"Knock knock!"

Mori Ogai looked up from his self-entertainment: "Come in."

It was his guerrilla leader, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who knocked on the door.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke came straight to the point: "Boss, Gin has defected!"

Mori Ogai: "...?"

Koyo Ozaki covered the lower half of her face with a folding fan: "Ah, this is really—"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Bring Izumi Kyoka together!"

Ozaki Momiji: "!!!"

Mori Ogai: "?"

Mori Ogai waited for a while, and then said: "... isn't Akutagawa-kun joking?"

Koyo Ozaki clenched her fan tightly: "When did my concubine not receive such news!"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa said seriously, "Gin said this in front of all Black Lizard members at the Fried Chicken Beer Party last night."

Fried chicken... beer party?

Koye Ozaki asked, "Why didn't you tell my concubine yesterday?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes wandered for a moment: "I'm slacking off...I'm too drunk..."

In fact, they were all drunk, and Akutagawa was very shameless pouring a cup.

"But it's unreasonable," Mori Ogai was rarely at a loss, "Mr. Gin is in the organization like a fish in water, and I appreciate him, his promotion is smooth sailing, and he gets along well with his colleagues. Is there anything he can't think about? And this news It's the first time I've heard it."

"It's 'her'," Akutagawa Ryunosuke corrected expressionlessly, "Gin submitted a resignation application to the HR department this morning, and the HR department didn't know how to deal with it and handed it over to my subordinate, so the resignation application included the signature 'Izumi' Jinghua' share, when I sent someone to look for it, the dormitory apartment was already empty."

"Kacha", the folding fan in Koyo Ozaki's hand was pinched and snapped, split in two and fell to the ground.

Ozaki Koyo's voice was close to zero, and Yasha behind him pulled out his sword with awe-inspiring murderous intent: "Boss, my concubine requests to lead someone to capture the scum and girl kidnapper who abducted Kyoka without authorization."

"Calm down, Hongye-kun..."

"By the way, I already had such a premonition before." Ozaki Koyo suddenly looked at Mori Ogai, "Gin came to the port mafia and was promoted to the head of a hundred in such a short period of time. There is no guarantor and no special ability, and The 'appreciation' that the leader just said...does it mean that he likes girls? You are the same breed!?"

Mori Ogai retorted with difficulty: "No, Gin-kun relies on her own performance..."

"Anyway, just in case, the concubine wants to call Shangzhongye-jun to kill, no, to catch that traitor—"

Mori Ogai reminded: "Chuya-kun's words were restored two days ago. Today I sent him to poach the remaining armed detective agencies, and bring Dazai-kun back by the way."

It's called "poaching corners", but it's actually "robbing people".

Koyo Ozaki walked towards the door non-stop, not big but fast, but not as fast as the knock on the door again.

This time it was the orange-haired cadre who came in. He had a particularly ugly expression. As soon as he came in, he said to Mori Ogai: "Boss, the armed detective agency is not short of people, and their president Fukuzawa Yukichi is still protecting that guy Dazai, detective The closure sign of the company has also been taken off, and it is now accepting entrustment from the military and police.”

Mori Ogai's originally happy mood was gone at this moment.

one day ago.

The dark alley downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency.

"This is my masterpiece," Nagase Shimizu, who was wearing a white coat, pushed the person in front of him, "It is a complete bionic human being, who can eat and drink water and simulate gastrointestinal digestion, and the colonies cultivated in the body will decompose nutrients..."

While listening to Nagase Shimizu's words, the young man in a sand-colored windbreaker waved his hands in front of people: "Moshi Moshi, can you see me, Ranpo-kun 2.0?"

Edogawa Ranpo patted the young man's hand away unhappily: "Don't use this method to confirm the authenticity of Ranpo-sama, Dazai Osamu No. [-]."

"No way, if the armed detective agency collapses now, Odasaku and I will be targeted by the port mafia," Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand with a relaxed expression, "But you can't call me No. [-] in the detective agency, you know Counting you and me, the current detective agency has three 'number twos'."

Edogawa Ranpo: "Master Ranpo has known about this kind of thing for a long time."

After a pause, Edogawa Ranpo said to Osamu Dazai, "But only you are different."

Both Edogawa Ranpo and Fukuzawa Yukichi have all the memories of the original version, and even inherited a complete personality, but Dazai Osamu is different. He has the complete memory of another world line, and he also has a close friend who should not have had. , is a completely different person.

Osamu Dazai stood under the red old western-style building, watching Edogawa stepping in.

Nagase Shimizu: "Why, is there any dissatisfaction?"

Osamu Dazai: "No, I just feel that the feeling of someone being able to share a secret doesn't seem so bad."

Nagase Shimizu turned around: "... I can't understand it, but this way we'll be cleared up. Remember to keep the matter of that man a secret."

"It's better to be honest with your younger brother. You created the fake father to prevent your younger brother from being sad."

"No, this is my brother's secret, I can't let my brother know."

Osamu Dazai watched the back of Nagase Shimizu go away, and a slightly vicissitude voice sounded beside him: "Dazai, why don't you go in and stand outside?"

Dazai Osamu shrugged: "It's nothing, I'm just looking at a person who is stupid and genius side by side. How about you, Odasaku, has the novel been translated and published successfully?"

The copper-haired youth nodded: "Well, the ending seems to be very popular."

Osamu Dazai walked into the mansion and said curiously: "What kind of ending is it, tell me, I've been too busy recently and I didn't have time to watch it."

Oda Sakunosuke followed along and said, "It's an open ending..."

The midday sun lit everything behind them, as though impenetrable walls.

Port Mafia.

Before Mori Ogai could recover from the bad news, someone from the intelligence department urgently contacted his landline: "Boss, Taneda Hucantou proposed that in order to arrest the fleeing former national hero 'Fukuji Sakurachi', the original The Supernatural Secret Service merged with the rest of the Hound and reintroduced—"

Mori Ogai said coldly: "Impossible, the credit of the Supernatural Secret Service has fallen below, and now there is no one in the country to support Your Excellency Tantian."

"Yes, the Future Fund Headquarters requested to re-establish the Yokohama branch, invest funds in Yokohama for reconstruction, and demand that Ms. Nagase's Ability Secret Service Division be re-introduced!" The voice of the intelligence officer sounded like it was about to collapse, "The government agreed immediately!"

Mori Ogai: "..."

... The tigers and wolves that had spent so much effort to expel them went around and came back together. Is there anything more absurd than this?

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The author has something to say:

Sorry, very sorry, for making everyone worry.

It's embarrassing to say, I went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the enthusiastic roommates helped to register, and I was very moved before and after the run.

But the doctor listened to my symptoms, and when I asked him what medicine to take for some examinations, he asked me how my recent food was, especially how my dinner was during those few days.

Me: wagyu pot, oysters, lamb pot, roasted whole lamb...

Then, there is no more, the doctor told me earnestly, young people should not eat big supplements before going to bed, pay attention to exercise, summer is already hot, why light another fire in the body...

The roommates who accompanied me looked at me as if they were going to kill someone.

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