Investigators choose to throw the script in a shredder

08:30 in the evening.

After discussing the chances of sex hunting, Li Jianzhi said that he was going to share the information they got today with his companions. When he went back upstairs, Ellis also went upstairs to search for the results of their zero-yuan purchase the day before yesterday, to see if he could find some Something that can be used as a hot pot side dish.

After all, you can't really use foxes as a side dish. ——by Ellis, the only person present who can't accept the fox pot.

The orange-haired youth went over to help: "It's so late, don't work too hard, just find something to eat."

A person who has a surprisingly high acceptance of Fox Pot: Nakahara Chuya.

Ellis carried the good things downstairs with Nakahara Nakaya.

Downstairs, Liu Ke drooled at the bundle of foxes: "Just eat the fox pot, it's convenient and delicious."

Weisu's eyes sparkled: "I agree!"

People who are very accepting of fox pot and even very coveted: Liuke & Weisu.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

There was a moment of noise among the group of red and furry animals, as if they were frightened by the eyes full of appetite, they yelled and exploded their hairs.

"It's so noisy, it doesn't matter if one is missing..." Weisu stretched out his hand towards the fox.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

There was another quarrel among the flock of fur-fried foxes, but this time the quarrel lasted for less than two seconds before a fox approached Weisu on his own initiative.

Weisu's eyes lit up: "Look, look! This guy is willing to be eaten by me! I didn't force it!"

Liu Ke nodded and said, "I understand, you deal with it first, and I will tell Mr. Zhongyuan when he asks later."

"What do you want to say to me?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also came downstairs with vegetables and just heard his name.

Rick: "Weisu, Mr. Zhongyuan asked you."

Weisu knew that this person was unreliable, so he gave Ruk a look to experience it for himself, then took out the active fox from the net neatly, pinched the back of the neck and showed it to Zhongyuan Zhongye: "Look, Zhongye, this fox The fox offered to sacrifice! We can cook it!"

"No." Zhongyuan Zhong also put the ingredients in his hand on the side of the pot, without blinking his eyes.

Weisu: "This fox took the initiative!"

"No." Zhong Yuanzhong also repeated, focusing on cleaning up the ingredients and preparing to cook.

Vesu: "..."

Just when Weisu was about to cry, quarrel, and hang himself cosplaying Aunt Xue, the fox in Weisu's hand who "resigned to fate" suddenly struggled, ignoring the clump of hair that Weisu had grabbed, and forcibly tore himself off.

Weisu immediately picked up the guy: "It's just a fox with two faces, trying to play tricks on me?"

The fox squatted in front of Weisu, and did not run away. The cooperative performance made Weisu put down the capture weapon in his hand.

The eyes of others were also attracted.

"Cough cough, cough cough," a violent cough came from the fox's mouth, "cough cough..."

Liu Ke immediately put the lid on the pot, and then put on a mask for himself: "This fox is sick?!"

Alice was curious: "Did you catch a cold?"

Weisu shook his head: "It was fine when I was first caught..."

"Maybe it's the fox plague!" Ruke prepared masks for the others, with a serious expression, "I knew it was unreliable to eat wild game, Weisu, you are too greedy!"

Weisu: "? You were the one who started it just now?!"

Seeing that Weisu and Ruk were about to start fighting again, Zhong Yuanzhong also removed the pot from the iron stand without any surprises: "Don't bother arguing, but let me see what's going on with that fox."

Ellis put on the mask and leaned forward: "Let me see..."

[kp: Ellis reconnaissance 251D100=27 failed]

Alice, who was not careful enough to observe things, didn't see anything wrong with the fur ball.

[kp: Well, it is a natural result that there is no reconnaissance. It is not a crime of war. How about changing people to see? ]

Relying on his long legs, Ruoke came to the fox one step ahead of Weisu.

[kp: Sulker reconnaissance 701D100=39 success]

The fox is still coughing, but it doesn't look like it's stuck in its throat and wants to cough it out, and it doesn't cough uncontrollably like it's sick. According to Liu Ke, it's making adjustments through coughing, specifically What adjustments need further observation.

Weisu squatted next to the fox, poking its fur with a fork would not be afraid to run away: "Adjustment? Eh~ There is something wrong with these foxes. Could it be that its intelligence can support it to speak?"

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

"You, hello."

Slurred words came from the position of Weisu's fork, and the red-haired beast opened its round black eyes and opened its mouth.

Weisu looked at Rick who was closest to him: "Rick, did you hear someone say 'Hello' just now?"

Rick: "...No."

"Ahem, hello! It's the fox talking!" The muffled voice kept coming from the fox's open mouth, making it impossible for the two people who wanted to ignore it to deceive themselves.

[kp: So, san please, considering that you are almost used to the strange things in the snow mountain, this time the deduction is 0 for success and 1D3 for failure. ]

[kp: Sulfur san501D100=79 failed]

[kp: deduct 1D3=3]

[kp: Sulfur remaining san=47]

[kp: Weisu san771D100=80 failed]

[kp: deduct 1D3=3]

[kp: Weisu remaining san=74]

[kp: you guys...]

[kp: Is it so hard to accept cute animals talking? ]

[Ru Ke: ... This is the great glory of communism!It is a master of materialism! ]

[Weisu: That's right!Our souls are red! ! ! ]

"Stop playing with foxes, come and eat, the vegetables are easily overcooked." Ellis came over and called the two squatting people to eat.

Weisu and Rick turned their heads towards Ellis stiffly, their eyes and expressions were dull and lifeless.

"Ai Ai Ai Lisi," the materialist fraud master was greatly shocked, and began to repeat words, "this fox has spoken."

The hunter, who can decisively attack any fox, held his fork pitifully, squatted on the ground and shivered with Rick: "Really!"

"That's right." Fox, who was the center of the topic, opened his mouth to prove it.

[kp: Ellis san321D100=15 difficult success]

Alice: "Really, Mr. Nakahara, this fox can talk!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also came over, looked down at the two people squatting on the ground and huddled together, and then swept over the red ball of fur.

Red hairball: "Hi, hello."

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

"Ah, really." Just like Ellis, Zhong Yuanzhong accepted the fact calmly.

"Why are Chuya and Alice so calm and not surprised!" Weisu rubbed the hair on his head into a bird's nest, "The fox has spoken!!!"

"That's right! Don't you look like Weisu and I are being frightened like this!" Ruoke said his dark inner voice loudly, "Read some air, cold-blooded guy!"

"In fact, it's really bad." Zhong Yuan also pulled Weisu up from the ground, who was pounding the ground with his fist, "Don't lie on the ground, it's ugly, stand up."

Weisu shook his legs tremblingly: "I can't stand up, my feet are weak."

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows: "I thought you were already immune to the abnormal situation in the snow mountain, and a fox scared you like this, it's outrageous."

"Wesu seems to have struggled with supernatural phenomena such as possession and human transformation from the past," Ellis reluctantly stood up for his companion. "This is the first time Ruke has seen such a thing, so..."

Nakahara Chuya: "How about you, Alice, have you seen animals talk many times?"

Alice was taken aback by the question, and replied reflexively: "No, it's the first time."

Sulker turned his head: "..."

You don't need to look to know that Nakahara is also looking at him with "Look at Ellis, then look at you".

[Rik: It's all the fault of the dice goddess, not mine. ]

[kp: Do you think you are Lelouch? ]

Out of secretive considerations, Rick asked Ellis and Nakahara Nakaya to take the fox and the prepared hot pot to the room for dinner.

After the dinner was transferred, they began to communicate with the fox who suddenly spoke while eating.

Weisu glanced at the law-abiding foxes behind him, holding his own bowl with clear soup and little water, and complained to Alice: "Why is there only vegetarian food in the hot pot? I'm not a rabbit, so I should add some meat anyway! ——No The kind that can talk."

"Please don't treat us as food!" The fox that jumped out alone stood in front of the same kind who couldn't speak, "I and them are the same as you - real human beings!"

Nakahara Chuya, who had already had a premonition: "Sure enough."

When Weisu told him that the fox was abnormal and he witnessed that the fox was too human, there was also a speculation in the Central Plains that "whether the fox is a human change", and now the fox's words only formally verified his conjecture.

"No, Chuya, it's too early to draw conclusions," Weisu put down the bowl, and retorted with his rich hunting experience, "Humans are not covered in red fox fur and have no tail. They are apes that stand on two feet. It is too different from the canine fox in appearance, don't just be fooled by the cunning animal with a head."

Nakahara Chuya thought the same, and felt embarrassed about his credulity.

"Just like what our hunter experts said, do you have any evidence, Mr. Fox who claims to be 'human'?" Ruoke casually placed his bowl of vegetables in front of the fox.

[Alice: Partial eclipse is not good. ]

[Liu Ke: It's not appropriate to eat this in the current atmosphere, I will eat the next bowl. ]

[Alice: Really? ]

[Sulker: Really! ]

The fox lowered his head and sniffed the contents of the bowl, then stopped his head in mid-air, suddenly realized that he was doing an extremely animalistic behavior, and then raised his head suddenly: "No! I am really human...at least I used to be .”

"Before?" Ruk took out the melon seeds with interest, "There seems to be some story, let's hear it."

Weisu also poses for the same melon-eating pose.

"It's not very respectful—" Alice's lecture was interrupted before it started.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

"boom!!!"

There was a loud noise downstairs, shaking the whole building for a moment!

Liuke immediately opened the window, and while looking down, he directed Ellis and Nakahara Chuya: "Alice, Nakahara, go to the first floor to have a look. The sound just now is undoubtedly the first floor! Weisu, watch—"

"Fox, get~" Weisu grabbed the fox who didn't want to run away and went to the window together, looking down with Rick.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: Weisu reconnaissance 801D100=57 normal success]

[kp: Sulker reconnaissance 701D100=15 difficult success]

Vesu saw the remains of the smashed door of the hall on the first floor scattered on the snow.

[kp: Dark cast? ? ]

[kp: Sulfur inspiration 801D100=34 difficult success]

In the blink of an eye, Rick's eyesight, which he relies on for survival, captures the blur on the snow—from this height, the size is very limited, only the thickness of a chopstick, and the color is similar to that of the snow, but with a dark tinge. Patterns are just...

It’s just...

"Tiger!" Riuk's eyes widened, his voice was trembling because of his incredible discovery, "That's a tiger's tail!"

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The author has something to say:

I didn't expect that the problem with Osamu Dazai would be discovered so easily, hehe~ But I guessed a little faster than everyone this time~

感谢在2022-07-1305:06:41~2022-07-1423:55:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Thank you, a lemon watching someone fall in love;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Hemu; 3 bottles of Big Cat; 1 bottle of Luoshui Eighteenth Street;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!