A thousand-year-old corpse fell in love with me

They returned to the imperial capital, after Ping Yi sent Xiao Shi and Zi Xin away, he also drove Hou Qing and Zhang Ling away, and then took Yu Chun home.

"Are you going to stay in a hotel again?" Zhang Ling frowned when he saw Hou Qing reaching out to take a taxi.

Hou Qing took a look at Zhang Ling, suddenly smiled charmingly, and joked: "I don't live in a hotel, do I live in your house?"

Zhang Ling thought about it seriously, "The house has just been renovated, if you are not afraid of formaldehyde, then come and live here."

Unexpectedly, Zhang Ling really invited him to live together. If Hou Qing refused, it would not be him, "Don't talk about formaldehyde, even if you give me arsenic, I won't die."

Zhang Ling glanced at him, he really couldn't die, he died ten thousand years ago.

If it wasn't for worrying that Nuba would take another action and Hou Qing would be seriously injured, he would never have invited him to his home.

After all, the reason Hou Qing was injured so badly was to protect him.

Thinking of the scene when Hou Qing hugged him in Kunlun Mountain, Zhang Ling couldn't help but his heart beat faster.

Here, Zhang Ling took Hou Qing home.

On the other side, Yu Chun and Ping Yi also went home.

"Are you thirsty? Are you hot? I'll get you some water and turn on the air conditioner." As soon as Yu Chun entered the room, he showed great hospitality, just like the little eunuch next to the emperor.

Ping Yi looked at him coldly, "Do you think I will be thirsty? As for the current temperature, wearing short sleeves will cause goose bumps."

Yu Chun sat down next to Ping Yi, and said in a soft voice: "You see, we are so close now, don't punish me, if I really get hurt, you won't be the one who feels bad. "

I have seen stinky and shameless people, but I have never seen such stinky and shameless people.

Ping Yi was almost laughed angrily by him, and managed to keep his face straight and said: "Don't worry, I will definitely not feel bad."

Yu Chun asked Cang Tian speechlessly, thinking wildly in his heart, "Ping Yi, you don't have any special hobbies, do you?"

"It really made you guess right." Originally, Ping Yi hadn't figured out how to punish him, although he didn't want to admit it, but just like what Yu Chun said, if he really hurt Yu Chun and made him sick, he would definitely feel distressed to death of.

Yu Chun folded his hands on his chest, his face was frightened, and he looked like a woman from a good family who was murdered, "What are you going to do?"

"Fuck you!" Ping Yi waved his hand and tied him up.

Then confiscated the twin compass on Yuchun's body, so as not to spoil his good deeds at a critical moment.

The mobile phone is really a good thing. After Ping Yi threw Yu Chun into the room, he turned on the air conditioner to warm the air, and then took out the mobile phone to find the courier in the same city.

The courier brother quickly went to an adult goods store and got a box of sealed express mail. After inspection by equipment, no contraband was found, and it was delivered to the designated place.

Less than half an hour after placing the order, there was a knock on the door.

Ping Yi signed for the courier, then opened the outer package, and carried a bunch of things into the house.

Yu Chun was tied into a rice dumpling, and rubbed from the center of the bed to the edge of the bed, in order to get these things that Kan Ping Yi carried in.

"This, this, and this!" Yu Chun was dumbfounded, the things on Amoy were not as complete as Pingyi.

Including condoms, all are sex toys.

Ha ha……

Yu Chun has a feeling that he will be played to death.

He said tentatively, "How about locking me up and starving for a few days?"

"I can't bear it." Ping Yi smiled darkly, and bought these things mainly to scare him.

Yu Chun clamped his legs tightly, trying to prevent Ping Yi from succeeding.

Screen Yi is not in a hurry, and slowly disinfects these things with alcohol cotton. Although they are brand new, they may also be covered with dust during the process of leaving the factory.

Because I bought a lot, it took another half an hour after Pingyi finished disinfecting these things.

Yu Chun went from being scared at the beginning, to being expressionless, and finally yawning.

"Okay!" Ping Yi heaved a sigh of relief.

Yu Chun became nervous again.

Ping Yi came to the bed with a smile, "Be good and cooperate well, I will love you."

Yu Chun wanted to scold his mother, but even though his hands were bound, he inadvertently made him tighten his belt.

"You're dreaming, I swear to the death to defend my chastity today!" Yu Chun said with a look that he would rather die than surrender.

Ping Yi snorted coldly, "Are you sure there is such a thing as chastity?"

Thinking of the last time the two had sex, it seemed that he had lost his virginity to Java.

"You want to use these things on me, unless I die!" Yu Chun was scared when he saw those things.

Ping Yi wanted to teach Yu Chun a lesson, he jumped onto the bed, and frantically picked Yu Chun up.

Because of Yu Chun's struggle, Ping Yi didn't feel anything at first,

"You asked for it..."

Ten minutes later, there was the sound of Yu Chun's ghost crying and wolf howling in the bedroom.

Another 10 minutes passed,

Half an hour later, Yu Chun's voice almost made Ping Yi's bones shatter.

One night passed, Yu Chun was lying on the bed covered in bruises, the corners of his mouth were dripping

Although the body is gone, the person is like a little quail, nestled in Ping Yi's arms, motionless.

Ping Yi moved slightly, looking at Yu Chun who was still sleeping in his arms.

Fingers across the hickey on his neck, he played a little bit fiercely last night, all because of Xiao Chun's being too alluring.

"Hey, relax a little bit, I'll cook porridge for you." Ping Yi twitched twice, but couldn't get his arm out of his arms.

Yu Chun moved his body, his brows furrowed unconsciously, "Don't go, I'm in pain."

"Where does it hurt?" Ping Yi was a little nervous, he had given Xiaochun medicine last night.

Yu Chun raised one hand, pressed on his temple, and said in a muffled voice, "Headache."

"Why do you have a headache?" Ping Yi immediately became alert.

Yu Chun opened his eyes in a daze, "Maybe it's because I haven't rested these days."

As long as he closes his eyes, his mind will be occupied by those dreams. In addition, he was tossed hard last night, which directly led to lack of sleep.

Seeing Ping Yi took out a spell, Yu Chun quickly waved his hand, "Don't waste it, I'll be fine after a night of sleep, can you make me stop dreaming?"

Ping Yi's eyes flickered slightly, "Did you dream of ten thousand years ago?"

"Well, it started to repeat over and over again." Yu Chun thought of everything in the dream, and his head hurt again.

"I'll give it a try." Ping Yi took out an Anshen Fu, he wasn't sure it would work.

Yu Chun nodded, as long as he can sleep well for a while.

As Ping Yi put An Shenfu on Yu Chun's head, Yu Chun soon fell into a deep sleep, and this time, those dreams didn't disturb him again.

Seeing Yu Chun's peaceful sleeping face, Ping Yi knew that Xiao Chun would not be able to eat in a short time.

He got up and went outside to practice, while he was looking at the ghostly monsters, don't even think about approaching Yuchun's body.

After a whole morning of cultivation, Ping Yi went back to the bedroom to take a look at Yu Chun, and saw that he was still asleep.

Taking the door lightly, Ping Yi took out his mobile phone and called Hou Qing.

This time Hou Qing was seriously injured. He was afraid that something would happen to that guy, and he was about to turn fifteen. If his body could not recover, he was afraid that Hou Qing would not be able to suppress that tyrannical aura.

Hou Qing answered the phone very quickly, if not for Ping Yi's reminder, he would have forgotten about it.

"I see. If I don't recover that night, I'll call you." Hou Qing said, thinking that if he really lost control, only Ping Yi could help him suppress it.

"Okay, contact me if you have anything to do." Ping Yi hung up the phone.

In other words, he didn't expect Hou Qing to live in Zhang Ling's house. He didn't have to worry about Hou Qing getting out of control if he wanted someone to take care of him.

On the other hand, Zhang Ling didn't know that after Hou Qing was injured, he couldn't suppress his nature.

He stayed at the Celestial Masters Association during the day and returned home at night.

Because his house in the imperial capital was funded by the Tianshi Association, it was more than 100 square meters, so it was not crowded for two men to live together.

It's just that Hou Qing is too hypocritical, not to say that the decoration here is sloppy and the place is small.

Zhang Ling, however, is very satisfied with this place. He commits five crimes and three deficiencies, and the only thing he lacks is money.

You know, his house in Yangshi is not as big as this.

"You say you, a zombie, are so picky about the house." Zhang Ling thought to himself, the guy who should have been buried in the soil actually disliked his hardcover house of hundreds of square meters.

Hou Qing cast a glance at Zhang Ling, "You think I'm as ungrateful as you are."

"I'm too lazy to talk to you. I'm going to Jin City in two days. Are you okay staying at home?" Zhang Ling asked.

Originally, Hou Qing still wanted to go with Zhang Ling, but when he thought that it would be the full night of the fifteenth lunar month soon, it was better not to run around.

"If there's anything I can do, don't worry, remember to bring me some fried dough twist when you come back." Hou Qing said to Zhang Ling.

Zhang Ling was speechless, "Okay, I will remember."

Hou Qing was also relieved that Zhang Ling left at this time, at least he didn't have to worry about accidentally hurting Zhang Ling if something happened.

If he wants to recover quickly, he still has to eat wild food, why not act tonight.

Thinking of this, Hou Qing went out to roam around in the middle of the night.

Zhang Ling woke up when Hou Qing was going out, and he knew what Hou Qing was doing at this time.

Because of the different types, Zhang Ling did not stop him. After all, if a zombie wants to recover from its injury, it must do something that normal people cannot accept.

Lying on the bed, Zhang Ling felt that he might have insomnia.

Originally, Zhang Ling thought that Hou Qing would come back only after Ling Chen.

As a result, Hou Qing came back after going out for an hour, and he went straight to the bathroom. Zhang Ling knew that he must be washing his body.

About 10 minutes later, Hou Qing came out of the bathroom and returned to her room.

Zhang Ling closed his eyes and soon fell asleep.

In the next few days, Yuchun raised chrysanthemums at home, Zixin was watching at Yuxuan Pavilion, Xiao Shi continued to help Pingyi collect new souls, and Pingyi waited on Yuchun, the little ancestor, at home.

Zhang Ling has already gone to Jin City, there is a difficult guy over there, and he will not be back in a few days.

Seeing that it was the night of the full moon on the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, Hou Qing closed the windows and doors, thinking that there was no need to call Ping Yi, and she would be fine after tonight.

During this period of time, his injuries have recovered a lot, so there shouldn't be much commotion.

But I don't want to, some things are unpredictable, such as Zhang Ling coming back early...