A thousand-year-old corpse fell in love with me

Yu Chun felt a little uncomfortable, thinking that these people would not be able to wait for the bodies of their relatives.

Ping Yi patted Yu Chun on the shoulder, "I'll go down and have a look, you're waiting for me in the cold drink shop."

"Okay, be careful." Yu Chun habitually instructed, then sat in the cold drink shop and ordered a large glass of iced pearl milk tea.

About 10 minutes later, the lake surface suddenly rolled up waves, and the rescuers immediately returned to the shore to ensure safety.

Immediately afterwards, the surface of the lake returned to calm, as if everything before was an illusion.

But Yu Chun knew that Ping Yi should have succeeded.

After another 5 minutes, Ping Yi returned to the cold drink shop still wearing the same clothes as before.

"Solved?" Yu Chun beckoned Ping Yi to sit down, and at the same time ordered him a glass of iced drink.

Ping Yi took out a bead from his pocket, "It's solved."

Yu Chun recognized at a glance that this was a monster inner alchemy.

"Thinking about mailing this water cat inner alchemy to Zi Xin." Ping Yi directly handed the inner alchemy to Yu Chun.

Yu Chun put it away, "What does the water cat look like?"

"It's similar to a lynx, but smaller, but its teeth and claws are sharp," Ping Yi said.

Yu Chun looked at the crowd outside, "In the future, no one will die in the lake, right?"

"At least they won't be dragged down and eaten, not counting those who drowned." Ping Yi said, people died in almost every river, but the reasons were different.

After drinking a glass of iced drink, Ping Yi looked at the two cups of pearl milk tea in front of Yu Chun, "You drink all of this?"

"Yeah, I'm going to go to the bathroom." Yu Chun hurriedly got up, he didn't feel anything without mentioning Ping Yi.

Ping Yi was speechless, it's no wonder that he didn't urinate frequently after drinking so much water.

After leaving the cold drink shop, they walked around the neighborhood again and found a special restaurant for lunch.

"The dishes here are all sweet." Yu Chun was not very used to eating.

Ping Yi said, "What do you want to eat?"

Yu Chun thought for a while, "Spicy."

"Then when we've had enough fun here, we can go for a stroll in Sichuan City." Ping Yi smiled softly.

Yu Chun's eyes lit up, "I heard that the hot pot over there is very delicious."

"Hehe, let's eat your fish first." Ping Yi laughed.

In the afternoon, they visited the temple again. The ancient temple gave people a sense of age.

After seven days in a row, they visited all the nearby scenic spots and finally decided to change places.

During the period, Yuchun received calls from his grandmother and friends, saying that he would not go back until he had played for a while.

Wang Shu missed the nursing home in Yangshi again, but she never went back.

It is also good for Ma Fen to accompany her in the Tianshi Association of the imperial capital, and occasionally she can do some tasks to make use of her spare energy.

Yu Chun naturally hopes that grandma can live in the capital, so that he can see grandma often, after all, the capital has a home for him and Ping Yi.

After talking on the phone, Yu Chun said to Ping Yi: "Let's go to the city of hotpot!"

"Okay!" Ping Yi booked the air ticket for the day, "Is it grandma's call just now?"

"Well, let's have fun and don't worry about going back." Yu Chun smiled, her grandma's heart was always thinking of him.

"About the elixir you mentioned last time, it is impossible to live forever, but it is not a problem to prolong life every year. If there are no accidents, after grandma takes the elixir, it is still possible to live to be more than 100 years old." Ping Yi Always keep Yu Chun's matter in mind.

Yu Chun nodded, "That's enough."

"Oh? I thought you would be dissatisfied." Ping Yi remembered that Yu Chun was very persistent in the beginning, and wanted Wang Shu to live the same life as the world.

Yu Chun rubbed his nose, "I mentioned it to grandma on the phone last time, but I was scolded."

"Why?" Ping Yi was puzzled, Xiao Chun's behavior was filial.

Yu Chun sighed, "Grandma said that people have birth, old age, sickness and death, so she doesn't want to be an immortal old monster. In the next life, she might be a rich woman."

"Hehe, grandma can take it easy. After grandma dies, I will go to the underworld to satisfy grandma's wishes." Ping Yi smiled. In this life, Wang Shu is a widow. Faren, if it weren't for the grandson Yu Chun, there would have been no hope of birth.

Yu Chun took a deep breath, "Don't mention this matter anymore, as long as grandma's soul is immortal, no matter who she becomes, she will be my relative."

After booking the air tickets, the two headed to Chuanshi in the afternoon.

Half a month later, when Yuchun came back from a trip, his face was obviously rounded, which shows that he hadn't eaten less during this period.

Hou Qing and others will inevitably slaughter them, but Yu Chun's heart aches.

"I said you are so rich, why are you still so stingy?" Hou Qing teased Yu Chun while eating the lobster.

"I have earned money through hard work!" Yu Chun said confidently.

Zhang Ling wiped his mouth, "Three years in a coma, it's really hard work."

The corner of Yu Chun's mouth twitched, those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, Brother Zhang has failed in his studies.

"By the way, Pingyi, Wei Ze came here a few days ago and asked if your seeds sprouted?" Hou Qing remembered this matter only after eating halfway.

Ping Yi was slightly taken aback, "Although it has germinated, the growth rate is very slow."

"Are you talking about the little sapling by the bed?" Yu Chun remembered that it was not as thick as his fingers.

"That's right." Ping Yi had already told Yu Chun that it was brought down by Chi Youtuo Weize.

Yu Chun suddenly had a bold guess, "Tell me, could it be the sapling of the tree of life?"

"Probably not. The tree of life lives in the elf forest. It is said that it withered a thousand years ago." Xue Liang also heard about it.

"Since the sapling grows slowly, why don't we give it a try with spiritual power, maybe it will respond!" Yu Chun suggested, if the tree is really the tree of life, it will definitely change.

"Okay, let's try it at home." Ping Yi smiled warmly.

If it weren't for the imprint of the tree of life in Xiaochun's body, Xiaochun wouldn't have woken up so quickly.

Therefore, Pingyi is still very grateful to the tree of life, including the elves.

After the meal, everyone went to the club to sing, obviously Hou Qing and the others were unwilling to let Yu Chun and Ping Yi go easily.

Sitting in the private room, Yu Chun drank a cocktail, which was not high in alcohol and tasted sweet, which he liked very much.

"Let's find two people who order songs!" Hou Qing was in the clubhouse herself, so she naturally knew that there must be young ladies in the clubhouse.

They don't do anything, it's normal to find two people who order songs.

Zhang Ling drank a little too much, of course it was all because he was in a better mood today.

"I'll go find it." Yu Chun took the initiative to stand up, anyway, he is the most free here, "Captain Peng, don't you mind?"

"As long as it's not pornographic, I shouldn't take care of it." Peng He sat beside Xue Liang. He used to go out drinking and singing with his colleagues, and occasionally he would find two companions.

Needless to say, Xue Liang, as the chairman of the company, is indispensable for socializing, and even plays every now and then.

Yu Chun pushed open the door of the private room, went out to get some air, and then called the waiter at the door, "Find me two orderers."

"Is there anything you want?" the waiter asked politely.

Yu Chun thought for a while, "The older ones, the more ordinary-looking the better, and the less talkative ones."

This requirement?

The waiter put on a far-fetched smile, "Okay, come right away."

In order to meet Yu Chun's requirements, the waiter specially brought in the aunt who cooks. The ladies in the clubhouse have all been professionally interviewed. First, they are not required if they are over 25 years old. Secondly, they are all first-class in height and appearance.

"Aunt Liu, Aunt Zhao, is it okay to order songs?" the waiter asked on the way to send the two over.

The two cooking aunts patted their chests and assured, "Don't worry, it's not the first time."

"People want to talk less. After you go in, talk less and do more." The waiter said worriedly.

"No problem." The two cooking aunts agreed casually.

Yu Chun was still standing at the door, seeing the two ladies brought by the waiter?

Cough cough, it is considered a service lady, it is too much in line with his requirements, it is even worse.

"Sir, are these two okay?" the waiter asked.

Yu Chun gave a thumbs up, "Yes."

Then, Yu Chun invited the two aunts in and sat at the karaoke stand.

After seeing these two people, there was a moment of silence in the private room, and it took a while to recover.

Peng He was drinking, and thought that Yu Chun would find two celestial products, but the result was beyond his expectation, so much so that the wine spilled all over his body.

Fearing that the two of them would be bored sitting around, Yu Chun brought over two plates of dried fruit, "If you want to drink, just go and get them."

"Okay, thank you, young man." Aunt Zhao thanked her with a smile.

Yu Chun went back to sit beside Ping Yi and continued to drink his cocktail.

Hou Qing was rather awkward. It was the first time he saw such an old lady. It stands to reason that this club is not low-level, so there shouldn't be such a person.

Aunt Zhao was blunt, "Oh, what's unexpected about this, the two of us just cook, and it's not the first time we've come here to help people order songs."

"Is there anyone else looking for you?" Hou Qing was surprised.

Aunt Zhao said while eating pistachios: "Of course, they seem to bring their daughter-in-law or lovers here. In order to show their bad taste, they ask older people like us to order songs."

So, Hou Qing thought about whether to arrange two such people in his own club, maybe he could attract new types of guests.

After singing for nearly two hours, Yu Chun was almost drunk from drinking cocktails, and these people finally left.

Ping Yi went to check out and gave tips to the two aunts at the same time.

Normally, it is 100 yuan an hour, and Pingyi is generous, giving [-] yuan to each of them. It is not easy for the two aunts to listen to their wolves howling for two hours.

After the guests had left, the two aunts came to the front desk. Although the tips were not divided, they had to report them.

It happened that several beautiful ladies from the clubhouse came out to see off the guests, and they also had to register.

"Aunt Zhao, Aunt Liu, are you going to help people order songs again?" Tai Zhuzi Xuejiao walked over, carrying a smell of dust.

"Xiaojiao finished?" Aunt Zhao chuckled.

Xuejiao put one hand on the front desk table, "Two hours, 300 yuan."

After these ladies finished registering, the people at the front desk asked the two aunts.

"Two hours, five hundred per person." Aunt Liu said lightly, "We're going to peel potatoes in the back."

With that said, Aunt Liu pulled Aunt Zhao away.

Listening to the sound of breathing in behind, Aunt Zhao said to Aunt Liu: "You must have done it on purpose."

Aunt Liu was noncommittal, they were neither beautiful nor young, but they were all human, so why should they be squeezed out all day long.

Of course, Yu Chun and the others didn't know what happened in the clubhouse. The drunk cat had only one fate after returning home, and that was to be eaten up and wiped clean by hungry wolves.