I ran away after being stalked by a paranoid wolf dog

"Why pull the hook?"

Lu Xingye quickly glanced at the food on the table, there seemed to be no major problem?

"Because you said that you will finish eating all of it later! Let's pull the hook, whoever doesn't finish eating will sleep on the sofa tonight."

Lu Xingye's back was a little cold, and he always felt cheated when he blinked.

But after all, he was at a loss. Even though Lu Xingye felt that Zhou Xuyan was digging a hole for him, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and jump down. At the critical moment, he might have to bury himself.

After all, his baby will not poison him to death.

Since he couldn't die, there was nothing to be afraid of, as long as his baby could calm down and be happy, he would go all out.

The sexy kitten underwear has been worn, isn't it just a meal, how hard can it be.

"Okay, hook!"

After completing the hook-pull ceremony, Zhou Xuyan was overjoyed, his eyebrows and eyes curled into a smile.

Lu Xingye secretly smiled, as if seeing Zhou Xuyan's happy little tail, wagging it was really cute.

There must be a monster if things go wrong, but it's worth it to see Zhou Xuyan smiling so happily.

"Then go and wash your hands, I'll wait for you."

"Well, okay, let's kiss first."

Lu Xingye stretched out his face, and Zhou Xuyan kissed him, "I'm going to serve the rice, hurry up."

When Lu Xingye finished washing his hands and sat down at the dining table to look at the large table of dishes, he probably vaguely understood the truth about the Hongmen Banquet tonight.

Every dish is served with green and oily green. The amount of coriander that he hates the most is about to catch up with the amount of the main dish. Even the soup seems to be made of coriander. The shredded potatoes in the middle don't have coriander. Lu Xingye covered his mouth and snickered. Okay, okay, at least one dish he can eat.

"Baby, are you... sure you did it for me?"

Lu Xingye seemed to know what he was asking, and his scalp felt a little numb while holding the chopsticks. He was not a picky person, but coriander and ginger were definitely the two things he hated the most in his life, none of them.

"Yes, I came back early to make it for you? Eat it quickly! Eat it all."

Zhou Xuyan deliberately raised his voice, said with a spoonful of stir-fried vegetarian coriander and put it in Lu Xingye's bowl, then picked up the bowl and picked some vegetables for himself, and began to eat with relish.

Contrary to Lu Xingye, Zhou Xuyan has always liked coriander, so he was not afraid to eat a table of dishes with coriander and ginger.

Lu Xingye smiled wryly, his tongue was numb before he ate it, he stretched his chopsticks onto the plate of "Potato Shreds" without coriander on the table, let him eat slowly and normally before he dies!

Lu Xingye originally wanted to add more potato shreds, and wrapped them with the coriander that Zhou Xuyan had just picked up for him, but he didn't know that the dish that looked like potato shreds was actually a plate of pure ginger shreds.

Seeing Lu Xingye's actions, Zhou Xuyan held back a smile and got ready to watch the show.

He knew that Lu Xingye would eat this plate of pure ginger first.

As soon as a big mouthful of "potato shreds" wrapped in coriander entered his mouth, Lu Xingye just chewed it, his eyes widened instantly, and his expression was about to contort with a hum.

"Don't spit it out, eat it for me."

Before Lu Xingye got up to go to the toilet, Zhou Xuyan directly held Lu Xingye down, and immediately covered Lu Xingye's mouth.

"Woooo..."

Lu Xingye looked at Zhou Xuyan in disbelief, sobbing in pain, he never dreamed that Zhou Xuyan would treat him like this.

The taste in the mouth is indescribable!

"You hooked me up just now. You have to eat all these dishes today. If you dare to spit them out for me, you are dead."

Zhou Xuyan raised his fist and gestured in front of Lu Xingye. Lu Xingye's face turned red from holding back. Let alone whether he could accept the taste of ginger, the spiciness in his mouth was enough for him.

He had known for a long time that his baby was not a little sheep, and now Lu Xingye had learned it thoroughly.

This is obviously a cunning fox in sheep's clothing!

The only women and villains in the world are hard to raise. Lu Xingye feels that the species of daughter-in-law is definitely worse than these two kinds of people.

Swallowing the unspeakable taste of ginger with tears in his eyes, Lu Xingye ate a handful of snot and tears, and there seemed to be a suona sound in his ears, and then the picture of his soul coming out of his body.

Seeing Lu Xingye swallowing that mouthful of ginger, Zhou Xuyan let go of his hand and looked at him, and asked knowingly with a long tail: "Is it delicious?"

Wiping away the tears from the heat and sucking the snot that was about to come out, Lu Xingye had the tendency to shake his head when he heard Zhou Xuyan hum, and immediately nodded, shaking his tongue that was so hot that it was numb, against his will He said: "It's delicious!"

Lu Xingye's mouth was so hot that he was speechless.

Zhou Xuyan smiled proudly, "Eat more if it's delicious. I cooked all the dishes on this table for you with care. You must eat them all and don't waste them, otherwise...you just don't love me. "

"I..."

"Dare you disobey?"

"???"

Lu Xingye's mouth was full of the smell of ginger now, and he felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to die. Seeing a table full of dishes that could kill him, Lu Xingye was roaring in his heart, but he didn't dare to act in front of Zhou Xuyan.

God!

If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of letting me eat a table full of ginger and coriander!

Grandma, whoever researched these two things, when he has the chance, he will definitely wipe out these two things.

Lu Xingye held his forehead and looked at Zhou Xuyan trying to negotiate and beg to let him go, "Baby, do you really want to eat all of it?"

"That's right, you said you like my dishes, but I made them for you specially, why? You just got the certificate, are you tired of eating it?"

"No, but you know I don't want to eat..."

"Lu Xingye, do you not love me anymore? If you don't love me anymore, you can stop eating, I won't force you! You have your choice, I'll just go..."

Zhou Xuyan pretended to be sad, and when Lu Xingye saw this, he hurriedly interrupted, "Okay, okay, I'll eat it, I'll eat it all, I promise to eat it all, don't talk about it, I might have to apologize later gone."

Lu Xingye felt that next year's day might be his anniversary with how proud he was and how cowardly he was when he moved his chopsticks.

God, earth, come and save me!

dong dong dong-

"I'll open the door!"

For the first time in his life, Lu Xingye ran to open the door so actively. Seeing Lu Xingye, Yu Shu sniffed, looked at him hoarsely and asked, "Where is Yanyan?"

Lu Xingye was a little confused for a moment, did he cry with his red eyes?

"The words are inside, what's wrong with you?"

"Oh, then I'll go in and find him!"

Before Lu Xingye finished speaking, Yu Shu pushed him away and went straight into the room, Lu Xingye was stunned and followed closely behind.

As soon as Yu Shu entered the room, he saw the steaming food on the dining table, as well as the cakes and roses on the table, and couldn't help but feel sadder because of it.

"I'm sorry for the words, did I disturb you for the holidays, woo woo woo..."