The big guy's little milk dog is getting divorced again

In order to deal with Gu Siyan, Lin mistakenly prepared everything, how to trick him, how to make him feel at a loss, how to treat him a little colder the next day...

Only one thing was forgotten.

There is a huge difference in the force value of the two people.

So it's actually useless to lock the bathroom door, Gu Siyan can open it easily.

He said that asking Gu Siyan to go back to the study would not have any effect. In the end, he would still be bullied and cried in the bathroom, and then pulled back to the bed.

A wolf who hasn't eaten meat for too long is terrible, and a wolf who has been ridiculed for not eating enough meat is even more terrible.

Lin Cui completely believed that the two spare boxes of small umbrellas in the bedside table would not be enough if he hadn't been unable to bear it and fainted in the end.

"Buzzing..."

Gu Siyan helped Lin mistakenly take a shower and carried him out, just in time to hear his alarm clock go off.

When I picked it up, I realized it was already eight o'clock in the morning.

[Boss: I won't go to the company today, if you have something to do, come to me in the afternoon. 】

When Zhao Sui saw this news, he combined it with what Lu Ci said last night that Lin mistakenly told him not to go home, and that the speed of light enabled barrier-free reading.

This is two people who didn't sleep all night...

After replying with a good sentence, Zhao Sui immediately sent a message to Lu Ci: Don't go home today, and go back at night.

After less than 1 minute, there was a reply from the other side.

[Fool: Damn it!My sister-in-law is awesome!one day one Night!Stimulate! 】

Looking at this news, Zhao Sui always felt that the logic in it was not right.

[Zhao Sui: Why do you praise the young master? 】

Even if it's a day and a night, shouldn't the powerful one be the boss?

A few minutes before leaving the work, Lu Ci sat on the steps of the studio and replied to him: This kind of strength is something a man can have, and it is really hard to bear it. When I marry a wife, the bridal chamber will take at least two days, otherwise I will be sorry I have been single for 28 years.

As soon as Zhao Sui read this message, he sent the next one.

[Fool: Fuck!What I said is that I really want to find a wife right now, I have to ask Qin Yan to introduce me to a few girls with big breasts, it's okay to have a girlfriend before getting married. 】

Zhao Sui stared at the words "big breasted girl" for a long time, put away his hands ready to reply and looked out the window.

It is okay to boil the frog in warm water, but you still have to trap this silly frog first.

Taking advantage of the fact that the boss has been spoiled by the young master and has no time to care too much, and his memory has not been fully recovered, why not...

He had an idea in his heart, but once this idea was put into action, it would be tantamount to challenging Gu Siyan's bottom line. Zhao Sui hesitated for a while, and silently bought an extra insurance for himself.

Facts have proved that Zhao Sui chose the right time. Not only does Gu Siyan have no time and energy to take care of other people's affairs, but he is even unable to protect himself.

What does it feel like to wake up and regain your memory?

Gu Siyan: Panic, I'm really panicking right now.

When he watched Lin mistakenly crying and begging for mercy, he felt that his memory was recovering, but he never thought that he would recover completely all of a sudden, and he was not ready to accept the stupid things he did during his amnesia.

He was in a coma for so long, and after waking up, he didn't comfort the child, and even threw the child in the hospital, and went to the company by himself?

He still wants to smoke in front of the child, let the child learn to cook, keep the child away, and insist on sleeping in the study?

Gu Siyan looked at Lin Cui who was still sleeping soundly, and felt a chill down his back unconsciously.

If there is still a chance for these things to be forgiven, then he will set rules for the child, punish him to stand, and... beat the child to cry...

Just thinking about one of these incidents, Gu Siyan felt that the days ahead would be dark.

After pacing back and forth in the bedroom for a long time, the man who felt that he was about to die didn't think of any way to coax Lin Mi.

In the end, I really had no choice but to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find a marriage certificate.

In any case, it is safest to hide the marriage certificate first.

At least you can't let the children make a fuss and divorce the marriage.

Not only had to search every corner, but also be careful not to wake up Lin Mi, Gu Siyan had never felt this kind of feeling like a thief in his life, and silently sighed in his heart that he had committed a crime and could not live.

There are not many places in the bedroom where you can hide your marriage certificate. Gu Siyan searched carefully for half an hour but found nothing, so he could only focus on the bedside table.

Will the child think that I am not so afraid of divorce if I don't recover my memory, so I didn't plan to hide it at all, and just put it in the bedside table?

Thinking it was very possible, Gu Siyan immediately walked to the bedside, and first opened the bedside table far away from Lin Cui.

Snacks, data cables... what's this?

Picking up the small black notebook, Gu Siyan always felt a little familiar.

In the past, children always held a notebook and wrote something, and it seemed to be this notebook.

Driven by curiosity, I opened the notebook. On the first page, there were two big characters written in flying and flying: "Hold vengeance."

It is followed by several lines of exclamation marks.

Gu Siyan had a bad feeling and slowly turned to the second page.

Article [-]: Amnesia!Ahhh Gu Siyan, you're mad at me!divorce! ! !

Article [-]: If you don’t kiss me, don’t hug me, you go to the company and ignore me, I’m so mad!divorce! ! !

……

Article [-]: You still have to smoke after you have agreed to quit smoking!I'm furious!divorce! ! !

……

Qitiao: Let me learn to cook, but you think I can't cook!divorce! ! !

……

Item 198: Spank my ass!Still so hard!It hurts me!Gu Siyan, you bastard!divorce! ! !Relying on amnesia, he even raped me domestically!Divorce as soon as you recover your memory!Must leave ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

The exclamation mark at the end of the last line took up half a page, which was enough to see how angry Lin was when he wrote this by mistake.

Gu Siyan looked at the nearly two hundred crimes he had clearly remembered, and his hand holding the notebook trembled uncontrollably.

The word "married" on the household registration book... seems... I really can't keep it...

"Hiss... my waist..."

Lin mistakenly woke up, his first reaction was that his waist was about to break, and he was about to adjust a posture that would make his waist more comfortable, when he suddenly saw someone sitting beside the bed.

"What are you doing sitting here? Why don't you turn on the light?"

Unexpectedly, he would wake up at this time. The man who had already mourned for him in his heart was so frightened that he didn't hold the notebook in his hand, and fell back into the bedside table.

The light was too dim, and Lin Duo didn't realize that he was holding something in his hand at first. He only realized the sound when he heard the sound, and looked over immediately.

Then... I saw some kind of oil in the top two unopened bottles.

Again? !

The waist that was about to collapse became even more painful in an instant. Lin Mi stepped back silently, "No, no, no... I can't do it anymore. If this continues, I will die. Go back to your study, please..."

Gu Siyan was taken aback for a moment, looked at the things in the bedside table, and then at the frightened kid who was crawling under the bed. After hesitating for two seconds, he resolutely resisted the urge to have a showdown.

It can't be said, you have to coax the child first, make the child happy before confessing, otherwise the marriage certificate will really become a divorce certificate.

Thinking about how he got along with Lin Mi when he lost his memory, Gu Siyan silently swallowed the word "baby" back on his lips, "I don't want to continue, you have a good rest first, I'll cook a bowl for you Porridge."

After speaking, he walked out of the bedroom.

Lin Cui looked at the closed door with a confused face, and was a little uncomfortable with Gu Siyan's sudden good attitude.

Doesn't this exclude me?

Still so gentle and take the initiative to cook porridge for me?

Is it so useful tonight?

If I had known it would have a miraculous effect, I should have tricked him into bed on the first day of his amnesia!

Lin Cui almost regretted it to death, lying on the bed rubbing his waist, feeling that he was just asking for trouble these days.

Why suffer for so many days when something that can be solved overnight!

He was regretting it, and Gu Siyan in the kitchen regretted it even more.

Amnesia is amnesia, so why offend such a vengeful child?

I never realized that I had such a problem of saving face before, so why did I suddenly become so ignorant of good and bad.

Face is not as important as a child, something that can be solved by coaxing, but in the end it turned into this.

I remember 190 items, how many divorces will it take to calm down...

Just thinking about the scene of Lin Cui holding his marriage certificate every day and trying his best to drag him to the Civil Affairs Bureau, Gu Siyan felt that his blood pressure was about to go up.

The porridge had already been cooked, and the man, who was too guilty to face the reality, stood at the door for a long time to build his heart, and then walked in with a calm expression.

I found that Lin mistakenly looked at me, didn't say anything, put the porridge on the bedside and didn't move, pretending to be exactly the same as when I lost my memory.

At times like this before, Gu Siyan had to feed porridge into his mouth. Although Lin Cui was a little uncomfortable, he didn't have to let him feed it. He supported his waist with one hand and the bed with the other, and sat up slowly. .

"hiss……"

A certain overused part really didn't allow him to move like this, Lin Cui frowned and looked at the porridge next to him, and tried it again in disbelief.

Then... the pain was so painful that he almost died on the spot.

Lin Mi: ...

Sure enough, I was spoiled by Gu Siyan, I was not so delicate before...

It was already in pain, but thinking about it again, Lin Cui complained to Gu Siyan a little bit, rubbed his waist and gave him a hard look.

Gu Siyan had already noticed that he was grinning in pain, so he finally forced himself not to feed him right away. Now that he was staring at him like this, he didn't think about it, and took two steps forward like a conditioned reflex, ready to take the bowl Pick it up.

It wasn't right when I was about to stretch out my hand.

When I lost my memory, I would definitely not take the initiative to feed the child, it would be too easy to expose.

He stood there motionless, and Lin Cui looked even angrier, "I'm doing this because of you, and I'm in so much pain now that I can't move!"

Gu Siyan's eyes circled around his buttocks, the deliberately concealed eyes didn't change much, even a little cold, "Yeah."

"Hmm what eh!"

Lin Cui was so angry that he patted hard on the bed before pointing at him, "You feed me!"

Gu Siyan had been waiting for this sentence, and he picked up the bowl almost as soon as he finished speaking, so fast that Lin Cui was a little dazed.

This...is he so obedient now?

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't one hesitate for a long time before being forced to agree?

The first spoonful of porridge had already reached his mouth, Lin Cuo opened his mouth in a daze, looking at the man who was focusing on feeding him the porridge, he always felt that something was wrong.

I can't tell if the atmosphere is too warm, or the current Gu Siyan is too gentle, in short, I just feel that the state of the two of them getting along is a bit strange.

It seems that when Gu Siyan has not lost his memory...