The big guy's little milk dog is getting divorced again

Exhausted patience to coax the child, and answered so many outrageous questions, not only failed to coax the child well, but even coaxed him to the point of divorce?

Gu Siyan couldn't understand the development of the matter, "Baby, why are you getting divorced again? Didn't you listen to me? You can just tell me what you want to do, I..."

"Don't call me baby!"

Lin Mi was really anxious, grabbed his hand that was about to hug her and bit it hard, biting hard until he saw the blood mark before letting go.

Gu Siyan had never seen Lin Mi so angry before, looking at the bloody teeth marks on his hands, and then at the child who was so angry that his face was flushed, he suddenly realized what was wrong with what happened that night.

There were problems with those questions, and the child suddenly cried and mentioned that his mother also had problems.

Those words I coaxed the children, those questions I answered correctly...

Realizing that the fact that he pretended not to recover his memory was completely exposed, Gu Siyan's hands really trembled, not only because he was tortured by drugs, but also because he was scared.

"Baby, listen to me explain, I..."

"Who wants you to explain!"

Lin mistakenly grabbed a pillow and threw it on him with all his might, "I'll let you pretend! I'll let you lie to me! Don't call me baby, you won't have any baby in the future, live on your own!"

He hit hard and accurately, and Gu Siyan got hit on the face several times. He couldn't see clearly in the chaos and could only grab his hand by feeling, "Baby, I was wrong, you..."

"let me go!"

Rabbits can bite people when they are in a hurry. Lin Cui is like a rabbit who has been irritated. He grabbed his hand and bit him several times.

Although this time I didn't use enough force to see the blood, but the bite was definitely not light, and Gu Siyan couldn't care less about the pain, and kept apologizing, "It's my fault, it's all my fault, baby, you can bite as much as you want , as long as you stay away..."

"It's late! I don't care about biting you!"

Lin accidentally smashed the pillow on him, turned around and ran upstairs.

If you let him go at this time, if you don't explain well or coax him well, you will definitely get a divorce tomorrow morning, so Gu Siyan hurriedly chased after him, "Baby..."

"You stop!"

Lin mistakenly stood on the stairs and pointed at him with his hips akimbo, "You are not allowed to come here, if you dare to chase after him, you will be divorced immediately!"

"I……"

If you chase after him, you will get divorced, if you don't chase, you will get divorced. Gu Siyan really hates these two words. At this time, the medicine that Lin mistakenly tricked into drinking has also been used to the extreme. After only a few seconds, Lin mistakenly I ran up to the third floor and entered the bedroom.

You don't need to think about it to know that the door must be locked, Gu Siyan looked in the direction of the bedroom, wishing to slap himself who decided to hide and restore his memory.

How can we coax this into trouble now?

If the child insists on a divorce...

"Squeak..."

The sound of the door opening suddenly came from behind, Gu Siyan frowned slightly, and turned around to see Lu Ci changing shoes at the door.

At this time, because of the few times he was accidentally hit by Lin, not only his hair was messed up, his tie was crooked, and there were a bunch of teeth marks on his hands.

The living room was also a bit messy, with a few pillows and a pile of scraps of paper scattered on the floor.

After changing his shoes, Lu Ci raised his head and was stunned. No matter how he looked at the current scene, it looked like a scene of domestic violence.

"This is my sister-in-law again..."

Halfway through the speech, Lu Ci suddenly noticed a certain part of him that was too present, as well as his obviously heavy breathing...

What the hell!

Lu Ci was too familiar with this reaction.

Isn't this what I was like last night!

"Brother...are you and my sister-in-law...playing so excitingly?"

On this big night, two people are actually having fun at home, should I go out to live?

Just as he was thinking about whether to stay in a hotel, Gu Siyan's voice, which was much lower than usual, reached his ears, "Go ask your sister-in-law to open the door."

"what?"

Lu Ci looked at his distressed appearance, then looked at the direction of the bedroom on the third floor, and asked hesitantly, "Brother, you can't... you can't get in?"

As soon as the words came out, Gu Siyan immediately caught Gu Siyan's eyes, "Go quickly."

Lu Ci: ...

After the appraisal, it just made my sister-in-law angry and unable to enter the door.

Or my sister-in-law can play, so my brother can't get in with a tent. This is really torture.

He was used to Gu Siyan's one-handedness and one-sidedness, and he was disciplined by a dictator for so many years. Now that Lu Ci saw Gu Siyan being treated like this by Lin Mi, he was full of gloating.

But he didn't dare to show it, so he could only call the door honestly.

"Sister-in-law, it's me, Lu Ci, I..."

"boom!"

There was no response from inside, only the sound of something hitting the door.

Lu Ci shrank his neck in fright, and turned his head to look at the man who was clenching his teeth with beads of sweat on his forehead, "Brother, it might be a bit difficult to open the door, or... you should go to the physical cooling down first, take a cold shower What?"

If it wasn't for the conditions, Gu Siyan would want to take him to practice boxing right now.

"Will you be acting?"

"what?"

Lu Ci was stunned, "Of course I will, that's what I learned, I..."

"Cry, hurry up, louder."

"I cry?"

Lu Ci was even more confused, "Shouldn't it be useful for you to kneel down and beg for forgiveness at this time?"

Gu Siyan was really speechless about his IQ, "Cry quickly."

I don't know how much medicine Lin Cui gave himself. Gu Siyan's ability to hold on without kicking open the door to force Lin Cui is already the limit. He can only hope that this unreliable thing in front of him can help.

The knock on the door suddenly stopped, Lin mistakenly glanced at it subconsciously, and quickly looked away.

It's better not to knock, and it's impossible to open the door for you even if you knock.

Let you lie to me!Suffocate you!

It was quiet outside the door for a while, and just when Lin mistakenly thought that Gu Siyan had relieved himself or thought of other ways, Lu Ci's intermittent and somewhat vague cries suddenly came.

"Brother! You have a knife..."

"Sister-in-law... don't be impulsive..."

knife?Gu Siyan took the knife? !

Lin Mi thought almost instantly that Gu Siyan was harming himself in order to stay awake, and he didn't have time to put on his shoes, so he ran to open the door.

Outside the door, Lu Ci was desperately grabbing the fruit knife in Gu Siyan's hand, when he saw him come out, he knelt down for him with a "plop", "Sister-in-law, please take care of my brother, he's going crazy again... "

"Gu Siyan, put down the knife!"

At this time, Gu Siyan's eyes were red, and there were veins on his forehead. It seemed that he was tortured by desire.

No matter how angry Lin Mi was, he couldn't see him like this. He was so distressed that he hurriedly pulled him in the door.

"boom!"

The moment the door was closed, Lu Ci picked up the knife from the ground and wiped away tears.

See, learning to cry is still useful.

Tricking my sister-in-law to buy a sports car when she opens the door, and it has to be my sister-in-law, is simply a walking gold mine.

Thinking of Gu Siyan's promise, Lu Ci sent a message to Zhao Sui while walking to the second floor: Brother, do you like Lamborghini or Ferrari?

In the bedroom, after Lin mistakenly pulled Gu Siyan into the door, he slapped Gu Siyan hard twice, and then pressed him directly on the bed without making a sound.

Dazed by his initiative, but Gu Siyan didn't forget the business, he forced himself to avoid his kiss, trying to suppress his heavy breathing, "Baby, I... I was wrong, I can bear it." Hold on, endure until...until you forgive me..."

Lin mistakenly stared at the veins on his forehead for a few seconds, "Oh, then bear with it."

After speaking, he got up and sat on the sofa, playing with his mobile phone by himself.

Gu Siyan:? ? !

Didn't the child still feel sorry for me just now?

Bitter tricks are useless?

"baby……"

"I didn't forgive you."

If you offer to help you, you still have to do it. How can I be Lu Ci whose IQ can't see your tricks?

Lin mistakenly looked at him with a polite smile on his face, "Mr. Gu, try to bear it, if you can't bear it anymore, just tell me, I'll help you find a good-looking and obedient guy."

It's Mr. Gu who wants to help find a handsome guy again, and every word he says is full of yin and yang.

Now that Gu Siyan had fully recognized the reality, he didn't dare to have any more tricks, walked over to tentatively grabbed his hand, and slowly put it into his shirt.

"Baby, I really can't help it..."

"Oh."

Lin Cui looked up at him casually, "Then you go find a handsome guy."

That's what I said, but the tight abdominal muscles under my hands are too attractive, and I still can't help but touch each piece carefully.

Ah...it feels so good...

"Don't want any handsome guys, baby, I don't like men, and I don't like women."

Gu Siyan stared at him closely with overly fiery eyes, "I only like you."

Ever since Gu Siyan became enlightened, Lin Cui has heard many love words from him, but most of them are tender and doting. This is the first time Lin Cui has heard such a warm and somewhat paranoid confession.

It's like the sentence I heard when I first came here...

There is no divorce, only widowhood.

It's just that there was no emotion at that time, but now Gu Siyan's eyes are all about him.

"Will you lie to me again?"

"Baby, I swear, a similar situation will never happen again in the future, and I will never lie to you like this again."

Seeing that there was hope of being forgiven, Gu Siyan immediately swore, "If I don't do it, then let me be in the fire again..."

There was no chance to continue the following words, because Lin Cui blocked his mouth with an active kiss.

That night, Lin Cui experienced first-hand what it means to be self-inflicted.

In the past, he only thought that if he was a shou, he would inevitably sacrifice his waist.

Only now did he realize that he was wrong, and he had to get used to not only the pain in his back, but also the terrible feeling of passing out on the bed.

The next afternoon, Lin Cui saw Gu Siyan sitting by the bed as soon as he opened his eyes.

"Baby you're awake."

Gu Siyan immediately handed over a glass of warm water, "Drink some water first."

Lin Cui has gotten used to it, and he doesn't even want to talk, because it must be that kind of hoarse voice when he speaks.

After drinking water and being fed a bowl of porridge, Lin Duo was almost relieved, leaned against the bed and thought for a while, "I want to eat mango cake, go and buy it for me."

"it is good."

Gu Siyan agreed without hesitation, and didn't even ask him why he changed his taste and stopped eating mousse.

If the child is upset and wants to make troubles, let him make troubles, it's better than getting a divorce.

An hour later, Gu Siyan walked to the door of the villa with the mango cake in his hand, and did not even open the door after pressing the lock twice.

Fingerprint not recognized?

The man who thought he had been forgiven was stunned on the spot, and after a while he took out his mobile phone and called Lin Mi.

"Baby, I bought the mango cake, you..."

"So it's Mr. Gu."

Lin Cui's tone was polite, as if he was discussing business with a partner, "You can just leave it outside the door. If someone brings it in later, I won't bother you to go there yourself."

It doesn't matter if you can't get in the bedroom door, but now you can't even get in the door of your own house, Gu Siyan can't laugh or cry, "Baby, if you let me in, I will apologize to you in person, okay? You can still hit me after I go in." , so you can’t hit me even if you want to, and I can’t take care of you if I don’t go in, now you…”

"Don't bother Mr. Gu, I'm in a good mood, I don't want to hit anyone, and I don't need others to take care of me."

Lin mistakenly said and stretched his waist, "When I get up and move around, I can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau in a while."

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Gu Siyan: ...

You shouldn't have gone out just now.

The child is definitely taking revenge on me for lying to him. I lied to him and didn't recover his memory, so he lied to me to forgive me.

The man who couldn't even enter the house looked at the mango cake in the bag, then at the interface where the call ended, and quickly found Lu Ci's phone.

"Open the door."

"Brother, I dare not."

Gu Siyan's fingerprints were deleted by Lu Ci under Lin Mi's command, and he was already firmly on Lin Mi's side, how could Lu Ci dare to help him again, "Hurry up and coax my sister-in-law, if I let you in , what will my sister-in-law do if she drives me out together? I am breaking into the enemy army and helping you sleep... ah... sister-in-law..."

It seemed that Lin had said something by mistake, and then Gu Siyan heard Lu Ci's doggy voice, "My brother called and asked me to open the door, how can I open it for him, sister-in-law, don't worry, I am definitely For you, I won’t answer my brother’s calls from now on.”

Gu Siyan: ...

What kind of thing has he raised after so many years?