Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

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[Fuck, what did he see, it looks so scary. 】

[The program team wouldn't really play so aggressively, it turns his face pale from fright. 】

When Yu Gaomin was suddenly attacked by zombies just now, his face was not so ugly.

He lay down on the door panel and took a deep breath, as if he had bumped into something extremely terrifying.

Even Li Yipin who was on the side began to worry under his emotional exaggeration: "What's wrong? Could it be that you can't leave that room?"

Yu Gaomin shook his head.

The room was fine.

But the people in the room are very problematic!

Before he opened his mouth to explain to Li Yipin, he felt that the door he was leaning on was knocked from the opposite side.

A warm voice came from the opposite side: "Hi, is there anyone next door?"

[What is the sound, is it from the next door?Could it be another group of guests next door? 】

[Yes, I just came back from the No. [-] live broadcast room next door. They are two members of ICO. The strange sound that Yu Gaomin heard just now should be made by the two of them. 】

[Sure enough, people are scary, scary to death.But didn't Yu Gaomin just look at the situation in the opposite room, but shouldn't he be happy to see a new teammate? Why did he look like he saw a ghost? 】

[emmm heard that he and Huang Yijun had conflicts and quarrels during the training camp, maybe they didn't expect to run into each other here. 】

While the bullet screens were guessing, the voice of the person on the opposite side continued to output: "Hello, is there anyone?"

Li Yipin also clearly heard the inquiry from the next door, although he didn't know why Yu Gaomin reacted so violently just now, but he gave him a disapproving look.

"Gao Min, since our partners are on the opposite side, we should join them."

That's right.

but……

Yu Gaomin weakly looked away.

Alright alright.

Even if he is unlucky.

I didn't expect that if I just agreed to my agent to take over the next variety show, I would meet the protagonist's attack.

And it was only the two of them in a group.

What is this, young couple showing affection?

But why is he always the one who gets hurt?

Yu Gaomin reluctantly opened the door.

Li Yipin didn't know why Yu Gaomin was worried, but he was already thinking about him to the greatest extent, first he walked into another room and greeted the two people opposite.

"Hi, I finally met a new teammate." Li Yipin smiled contagiously, "I thought it was just me and Gao Min who were recording on the first day of recording today."

Yu Gaomin hid behind the door, so the two people in the other room didn't notice Yu Gaomin.

Yu Gaomin heard a slightly surprised voice: "Is he here too?"

Judging by the voice, it should be Huang Yijun.

Yu Gaomin sighed.

He was really right just now.

"Yes, but he may have been frightened by the sound coming from your room just now. He hit the table just now, and he is still a little uncomfortable now."

Li Yipin is really a very considerate rescuer, and he found a reasonable reason for Yu Gaomin in a few words.

At this point, the steps have already been set up, and Yu Gaomin has no choice but to come out and respond positively.

He changed his embarrassing and embarrassing expression on his face, rubbed the back of his head, and finally stood in front of the two of them openly: "Sorry, I hit the back of my head just now, and I still haven't recovered a bit. When I opened the door I only saw two fuzzy shadows, and I thought it was a zombie again."

[What he said is so reasonable, I can't refute it. 】

[But I always feel that he seems to mean something else...]

"Senior was injured?" Guan Yue had a surprised expression, and hurriedly wanted to step forward to check the injury on Yu Gaomin's head.

"No, no, it's fine." Yu Gaomin stepped back again and again, waving his hands frantically, "It's much better now, it should be because I scared myself just now, it's good to see you now."

It's not good just to see you.

Yu Gaomin silently added in his heart.

Originally, it was only a small injury on the back of the head, as long as it didn't reach the level of concussion, he could still hold on.

But Yu Gaomin was afraid that if the protagonist really came to check his injuries, something would happen even if his head was really fine.

However, Yu Gaomin hurriedly avoided Guan Yue's attack, but did not look up to find that Huang Yijun behind him was also looking at him with concern.

"It's all my fault. I did accidentally drop an item just now, which scared senior..." The young man lowered his head, voluntarily admitting his mistake, very much like a golden retriever puppy being reprimanded by its owner.

Yu Gaomin didn't dare to let the protagonist take the blame when the protagonist Gong was present, and quickly blamed himself: "It's okay, I was unlucky and timid, and I happened to be under the table at that time."

"It's my fault."

"How can this be your fault?"

As the two kept making mistakes, the painting style on the scene gradually became strange.

The director probably couldn't stand it anymore, and asked the staff who played the zombie to slap the door in the distance hard.

[Laughing to death, the zombies can't stand it anymore. 】

[Zombie said: Give my elder brother a face, ok? 】

[What the hell is Brother Sang called? Hahaha I laughed so hard.]

[Horror and suspense script x Gougou friendly exchange meeting√]

[But you really deserve to be seniors, one smashes props and the other smashes props, you all have a bright future]

[Don’t talk about the friends in front, the props group teacher is going to cry haha]

The four of them were brought back to normal by the powerful knock on the door from the zombies.

"Are you sure it's safe here? Can we come in?" Li Yipin looked back at the zombie who was scratching the door, and asked worriedly.

"Well, it's ok, we don't have any other dangers here for the time being." Guan Yue replied empathetically, "It's just that we can't get out after searching all the clues in the room after entering. Now with the help of seniors, we will definitely be able to go out soon. Already!"

【Guan Yue seems to really like his senior. 】

[It looks like a cute hook wagging its tail at its master! 】

Yu Gaomin touched his eyes and said, "It's not as amazing as you said."

Speaking of which, they were able to find the key just now, thanks to this person's "surprise attack".

The sound of zombies knocking on the door outside the door still kept ringing, Yu Gaomin and Li Yipin finally accepted the invitation of Guan Yue and Huang Yijun and joined their search team.

"What, you didn't encounter a single zombie along the way." After listening to Guan Yue's description of their search process, he said with a face of protest, "Director, don't treat them differently. You can't treat them differently just because they are handsome guys." To prevent them from facing the zombies, Gao Min and I ran a long way just now."

Yu Gaomin didn't want to say anything more, but he couldn't help heaving a sigh when he heard their outing-like environment and reconsidered what he had just experienced.

Is this the difference in luck between the protagonist and the cannon fodder of passers-by?

[Director: I don't listen, I just like handsome guys and beautiful women. 】

[I always feel that the actor's words hurt four people...]

[One thousand wounds to the enemy, eight hundred self-damages. (It seems that it is not an enemy emmm)]

[Hit my teammates hard? 】

"If I hadn't heard from the seniors, I would have thought that the zombie mentioned by the program crew was just a gimmick." Guan Yue smiled, and his eyes fell back on Yu Gaomin, "Senior, are you tired, would you like some black tea?"

"Can you still drink tea here?" Li Yipin's pupils quivered.

【Let me prove that when you were in the zombie escape just now, the two of them were leisurely drinking black tea next door】

【Just two small cakes for afternoon tea】

"It's too much! You don't call me for such a good thing!" Li Yipin thumped his legs angrily, and the next second, "Is there any more? Give me a drink too?"

[Laughing to death, Li Yingdi is an unshakable actor. 】

【Even if I die of thirst and go out through this door to feed the zombies, I won't take a sip of your black tea.Well, it smells so good! 】

[The bullet screens are all talents, sooner or later I will be laughed to death by you. 】

"There are still many more." Guan Yue got up and made two cups of hot black tea for the two seniors.

Although it was a fast run, it was already a great help to the two who first ran non-stop for more than ten minutes, and then searched for clues for more than half an hour.

"We just met, let's take advantage of this rest time to exchange the collected information." Li Yipin first suggested.

Huang Yijun nodded and answered: "We were sent to a three-way intersection at first, then chose the one on the left, and then entered this room. Apart from looking a bit deserted and weird, we didn't encounter any attackers. zombies."

["Desolation" refers to tea leaves that can be used to make black tea. 】

[Suddenly, there is a feeling of the young master coming to experience life. 】

"We found that we couldn't get out of this room, so we had to look for a way to get out, but it seems that there is no other way to get out of this room except for the door you just entered."

"However, we came in through that door. If we want to go through that door, we will face the zombies directly, and we have walked all the way, so we can be sure that that road is definitely not the right way to escape."

Yu Gaomin came to a conclusion.

Sure enough, the program team would not be so kind and let them easily meet with their teammates.

This is the death rhythm of finally escaping from one room and entering another dead end.

"This is a bit difficult." Li Yipin also scratched his hair a little irritably, "Could it be possible to escape the way we just walked? But now there are zombies at the door, so it's not because we want us to kill them. "

"I don't think that's the case." Yu Gaomin put forward another idea, "Are you sure you have searched this room thoroughly? Is there really no other passageway that seems to allow passing people except the door just now?"

Although he doesn't often participate in variety shows, thanks to the advice from his manager in his previous life, he still has a little understanding of some of the rules of most variety shows.

After all, the show is all about gaining the attention of the audience and fans. Sometimes it seems that the guests have a lot of problems, but in fact, they will hide the answer in the simplest and easiest place to be found.

This is called, the most dangerous place is also the safest place.

After hearing Yu Gaomin's words, Guan Yue blinked.

He moved, as if remembering something.

The author says:

I always feel that after I started writing Little Salted Fish, my IQ also dropped a lot.

Well, this must be the effect of the halo of salted fish.

No matter how you think about it, it's all the salted fish's fault! (wink wink;

Salted fish:?