Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Regarding the dismantling of props, Yu Gaomin held the set of props that he "accidentally" destroyed in his hand, and thought to himself, he really has a bit of a strange talent.

Li Yipin on the side turned sideways, saw the props in his hand that separated his body and head, and silently covered his cheeks.

【Actor: No Eyes】

[I'm dying of laughter, I beg Yu Gaomin to stay here, he really understands the effect of the show. 】

[He really, I cried to death. 】

[However, if it is permanent, I am afraid that the prop teacher will change from a fixed asset to a low-value consumable. 】

[Polite props teacher: Your mother:)]

Knowing that he had done something bad again, Yu Gaomin secretly put his hands behind his back, as if he could fool everyone into convincing him that nothing happened just now.

"Don't hide it..." Li Yipin's slightly resentful voice sounded in the empty room at the moment, with a feeling of being possessed by the director, "We and the tens of thousands of eyes in the live broadcast room have seen it."

【right!My eyes are the ruler, I see it!Ruler V ruler]

Yu Gaomin had no choice but to take out the victim prop with a resentful expression.

"I really didn't do it on purpose, I just leaned on it accidentally...it just cracked on the spot."

When he heard the sound of props cracking, Yu Gaomin also felt that he was about to crack on the spot.

He even began to think that the props of the program group were so beautifully made with care, and with the little balance left in his bank card, could he still be able to repay the compensation for destroying the props.

It's really a loan to work.

When Yu Gaomin apologized, the expression on his face was very similar to that of a child who has been blamed by his parents for doing something wrong.In fact, Li Yipin didn't really intend to reprimand him, but the destructive power of this child really exceeded his expectations.

In all honesty, Li Yipin felt that when his child was about three years old, when a dog would dislike him, he never destroyed two toys in less than an hour.

"We all believe that you did it unintentionally. It's okay, but you have to apologize to the director after the recording is over." Li Yipin sighed.

Suddenly, I felt that what I forged was not the announcement of "Escape from Zombie Island", but the variety show of "Where Are We Going, Dad".

Came to record a show, and I had an extra son for no reason, so this trip is not a loss.

Li Yipin even had some fun thinking about it.

All the bullet screens in the live broadcast room were mercilessly mocking, and when the other three people on the scene were focusing on the props that Yu Gaomin accidentally destroyed, Guan Yue let out a small exclamation.

"Senior, come and see here."

"what?"

Right now Yu Gaomin was really looking forward to someone being able to say something and quickly change the subject, as soon as he heard Guan Yue's question, he immediately turned around and answered.

Guan Yue pointed to the place where the prop was removed: "Senior, look, is there a strange trace here, what shape does it look like?"

Yu Gaomin squinted his eyes to observe carefully, and even reached out his hand to sweep away the dust and wood residue from some props in the cracks.

"Really!"

In the gap of the bookcase that was swept away, a flower shape appeared.

Huang Yijun and Li Yipin, who reacted a little slower, looked at each other, and they also came forward to observe.

Guan Yue gave Yu Gaomin a thumbs up: "Senior is really amazing, you can discover all of this, you are worthy of being a senior!"

Yu Gaomin touched his nose with some guilty conscience: "No, it's because you are careful and found the traces here look suspicious."

He just touched the pile of dust with his fingertips, and then immediately touched his nose. When he put down his hand, a gray mark had been smeared on the tip of the nose.

It's like a little stupid cat who steals the biscuit crumbs and refuses to admit it after being caught by the owner.

Before Yu Gaomin could react, he heard a chuckle drifting into his ears, and then felt the moistness and softness with temperature at the tip of his nose.

Yu Gaomin was dumbfounded on the spot.

The barrage exploded on the spot.

【Ah, I read that right, did Guan Yue just wipe the face of the senior! 】

[Yes sister, you read that right!And the expression on his face is really doting, one second he was wagging his tail and praising your good dog hook, and the next second it suddenly turned into a gentle and caring attack, and I was just short of saying "little idiot" It passed away on the spot, okay? 】

[At the scene, married, with a second child, congratulations! 】

When Yu Gaomin regained his composure, he quickly took a step back and almost bumped into Huang Yijun's arms behind him.

After finally standing still, he hurriedly thanked Guan Yue.

On the other hand, Guan Yue seemed like a normal person, not aware of the ambiguous action he made just now, nodded slightly, and smiled shyly.

The barrage was once again defeated by his smile.

[Happy next year, wonderful next year, my senior meows! 】

[The sisters in front of me should say more than [-] words in conversation, the math teacher said that the process is very important]

Because of such an accidental interaction, the popularity of the live broadcast instantly soared, everyone came here admiringly, and some people even established a CP topic between the two on Weibo, and the popularity rushed to the bottom of the trending list in an instant.

The director never imagined that the marketing of his program had already been popularly searched by Yu Gaomin and Guan Yue before it even started marketing.

They really understand the live broadcast effect too well.

The director scrolled through the real-time hot search, and suddenly felt that the wolfberry tea in his hand smelled good again.

When Yu Gaomin was about to fall, Huang Yijun stood behind him, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to help him.

I wanted to attract this person's attention, but I didn't want Yu Gaomin to be preoccupied with Guan Yue's actions just now.

Seeing Yu Gaomin's obviously wandering expression, Huang Yijun felt a little unhappy.

Gee.

Doesn't Guan Yue just pretend to be innocent and deceive people, but this person still likes to follow him.

Damn.

While Huang Yijun spurned Guan Yue's indiscriminate methods in his heart, he also wanted to win some of Yu Gaomin's attention because he thought he was upright.

So he also opened his mouth to blow rainbow farts: "I knew that senior didn't seem like someone who would destroy props casually, and I really found out."

As soon as these words came out, the pink bubbles that originally appeared slightly began to burst.

[Huang Yijun, if you don't know how to praise others, don't talk. 】

[Laughing to death, he looks like the straight guy who strayed into a gay bar and was surrounded by layers]

[Then here comes the question, what is the role of the film king teacher in this scene? 】

【emmm... Probably the heart-broken old father who came to arrest the coquettish son who is 0 outside? 】

【Ms. Li: I didn't mess with any of you.jpg】

After Huang Yijun finished speaking, the scene briefly fell into an embarrassing stage.

Fortunately, embarrassment eased embarrassment, just like magic defeated magic.

Yu Gaomin firmly believes that as long as I am not embarrassed, the most embarrassing thing is someone else's wise saying, and he successfully threw the embarrassment on Huang Yijun.

Huang Yijun also realized that he made a mistake in his speech, and just when he was about to open his mouth to explain something, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the mocking arc flashing from the corner of the mouth of the young man standing behind Yu Gaomin.

What's there to be proud of!

Huang Yijun clenched his fist secretly, vowing that one day he would expose this man's hideous disguise in front of Yu Gaomin.

"However, although we seem to have found a key piece of evidence, it's just the shape of this flower, which we haven't seen along the way." Li Yipin seemed to be the only one on the scene who was still conscientiously following the plot of the show, and tried to drag three things along. audience.

"Indeed..." Yu Gaomin stroked the non-existent beard on his chin.

"No, actually there is a flower in this room." A clear voice came from the side.

Yu Gaomin looked back, and saw that Guan Yue pulled out a flower from a drawer full of sundries like a magic trick.

Yu Gaomin's expression was a bit indescribable.

What is the program crew doing to put the Flower Medal in a mess?

Leaving aside Yu Gaomin's expression, Huang Yijun coughed unnaturally.

"That medal is useless at first glance." And the color is too bright, it feels out of place with the environment of this zombie apocalypse at first glance, Huang Yijun added in his heart, "So I didn't realize what kind of prop it was at all, Just put it together with these things."

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[To be honest, although I was not a fan of Huang Yijun when he first debuted, I still had a good impression of him, but today’s live broadcast made me feel a little annoyed]

[I admit, the pleasure of coming to this live broadcast room is Yu Gaomin, but Huang Yijun, you are really trying to persuade me to quit]

Li Yipin's expression was also a little speechless.

Such a small prop that is incompatible with the scene environment, even if you can't guess it is a key clue, you should at least keep an eye on it!

Huang Yijun also realized that something bad happened to him, and the expression on his face instantly turned white and red, red and black.

Wow, as expected of the protagonist Gong, he can actually do acrobatics - face changing!

Yu Gaomin silently praised Guan Yue in his heart.

goodjob boy!

He likes to watch the main character attack and see how he is upset and unable to kill him.

"Fortunately, because the flower appeared too abruptly, I remembered it at the time, so I can find it right now." Guan Yue took the flower medal and walked in front of Yu Gaomin, "Senior, come and try?"

[Looking around at Guan Yue for a moment, kneeling down to propose marriage]

【+1】

Taking the flower medal from Guan Yue, Yu Gaomin put it on the mark in the bookcase.

In the next second, there was a rumbling sound in the room.

In the blink of an eye, the messy bookcase moved by itself, gradually revealing a dark secret passage.

Everyone looked at each other.

"What should I do... Do you want to go in now?" Li Yipin asked hesitantly.

Yu Gaomin was also struggling, but he didn't know why everyone at the scene focused on him.

He stretched out his finger in disbelief and pointed at himself: "You guys, you won't leave the decision to me, will you?"

Guan Yue's eyes curved: "Senior is very wise, and it was only the senior who deciphered our progress just now that we made progress."

Yu Gaomin: I suspect that you are implicating me, but I have no evidence.

Even Li Yipin was stunned by Yu Gaomin's successive manipulations and couldn't help admiring him: "I also agree with Guan Yue's proposal. Let's go all the way from the beginning. In fact, you are Gao Min who is leading me, so I am very relieved of you."

This is a lie.

In fact, Li Yipin didn't know very well in his heart, but looking around, there was a lucky salted fish, a young boy who was still a little green, and a pig teammate who seemed to be unreliable.

In the end, he himself is just an old man who can search for props and basically can't push the progress bar.

This kind of hell opening, perhaps choosing such a lucky salted fish as Yu Gaomin is not a bad choice.

only……

Li Yipin still looked worriedly at Yu Gaomin who was walking at the front of the line.

Can they really be so smooth?

The author says:

If you list the injury levels in a program group, it would probably be: Salted Fish>Huang Yijun>Li Yipin>Director;

In the same way, the director is at the bottom of the food chain XD