Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Although it has entered September, the residual temperature of midsummer has not disappeared for a long time.

But now Yu Gaomin has found a new method to quickly cool down.

Looking at the chat page with the blocked Huang Yijun, Yu Gaomin still couldn't calm down for a long time.

After a long time, Yu Gaomin took a deep breath for a minute, and closed the scary chat window with trembling fingertips.

Click it again, and then turn it off.

Click on, off.

He just mechanically repeated these two actions and switched back and forth.

After confirming for the nth time that he really blocked Huang Yijun for a moment of cheapness, Yu Gaomin couldn't help but tremble in his heart.

Ruined.

What can I do now.

Now that he went to perform a live kneeling and apology with Huang Yijun, would he still have time to find a way of life for himself?

He glanced at Huang Yijun's ID again.

"Scheming green tea cannot be housed."

Known: In Huang Yijun's eyes now, Yu Gaomin is the cup of green tea that tarnished his future little wife.

Solution: So what will happen to Yu Gaomin in the future?

Answer: no house.

Answer correctly, plus eight points!An extra copy of the sanction for the protagonist to attack "no house" is included!

After quickly making a decision in his brain, Yu Gaomin realized another thing.

He seemed to... go around and go back to the original starting point.

At the beginning, he was forced to lose his body because he wanted to avoid the protagonist who was hurt by a cup of spring medicine, and he himself, the vicious cannon fodder, was attacked and killed by the protagonist who came to the door later to turn the tide.

Why now it seems that he has worked hard to maintain the peaceful state of the three parties for such a long time, and was turned around by the cup of spring medicine that came from nowhere, and returned to the state he just traveled to in this book.

Going around, the protagonist Gong still found out that he drugged the protagonist and forcibly possessed him.

Then he still has to embark on the road of being killed and solved by Huang Yijun's plot.

God!Why are you so cruel to me.

I just want to be a little salted fish quietly!

But wait.

It seems that this time it is not the medicine he prepared!

Besides, he didn't do anything to Guan Yue.

Why did Huang Yijun still come to him to settle accounts after Qiuhou?

Also, yesterday obviously he also called Huang Yijun before the event, but this person answered the phone himself and didn't come, so he, Zheng Gong, didn't make an appearance, so Yu Gaomin could only try his best to ease the tension at that time Is there a problem?

Sure enough, good people still can't be fooled.

Bad people don't even think about getting a good death for doing good deeds.

After all, in the eyes of this plot, no matter what kind of good or bad things you do, you will still end up with the shitty fate arranged by the shitty author for you.

woohoo.

Mom, this world is so scary, I really want to go home.

Xianyu hugged his pitiful, helpless but edible self in distress.

After 10 minutes of brainstorming, Yu Gaomin has sorted out the current situation very clearly.

From the point of view of the protagonist Gong Huang Yijun, he must have taken advantage of Guan Yue being drugged yesterday—and 90.00% of the person who drugged him was his vicious cannon fodder—forcibly possessing the protagonist Shou, so he must be the cannon fodder. I must die.

And this kind of stinky man who is on the top will never listen to anyone's excuses.

Even if the protagonist Guan Yue speaks, he will only be charged with favoritism, and then suffer further physical and mental abuse from Slag Gong.

Anyway, he is dead, Yu Gaomin thought, before he dies, he should stop causing trouble to Guan Yue, at least in this way even if he dies, Guan Yue can at least avoid being attacked by scum.

In the end, he still has to embark on the path of a shattered villain.

Could it be that all he can do now is wait to die?

Yu Gaomin buried his head in the soft bedding, trying to turn himself into an ostrich and suffocate himself to death.

After a while, he suddenly pulled his head out.

Got it!

He might as well just keep doing nothing, before Huang Yijun catches him and kills him, he should find a good place to hide himself, and then he will never get in touch with the protagonist again and suffer from the affairs between the two. !

But not long after, the little Xianyu who had just been revived with full blood drooped his head again.

Although this method seems to be the most useful now, it is too difficult.

First of all, he is now in a novel world where the main protagonist is the protagonist.He was just a vicious cannon fodder who had played no more than one chapter. He was easily caught and sacrificed when he was fighting in someone else's home field.

The second point is that he has just received a variety show on the same schedule as Huang Yijun and Guan Yue. Before the recording of the variety show is finished, he must be able to see the two of them in the program group from time to time. He wants to escape from Huang Yijun. Jun's side is basically a fantasy.

And then, he doesn't have that much time to choose good houses in other cities where he can hide.Even if he was lucky enough to find a house, but the variety show "Escape from Zombie Island" he took over required guests to participate in the recording every weekend. If he broke the contract, he would have to pay sky-high liquidated damages, not to mention rent The house is gone, it's not certain whether he can pay the liquidated damages!

Yu Gaomin only thinks that he is one of the top three.

Even if he's thinking about it now, he can't think of a good way.

Yu Gaomin scratched his hair impatiently.Grab the already messy curly hair to make it more curvy.

Hold on, Yu Gaomin, they are nothing more than paper people in books, but you are an aspiring young man from a higher dimension in the 21st century, how could you just surrender like this!

There must, must be some other solution...

Come on, little salted fish, you can definitely think of a way to save your life.As long as the kung fu is deep enough, an iron rod can be ground into a needle.As long as you work hard, there are always more difficulties than solutions... Hey, something seems wrong?

Generally, in this situation, based on his countless experiences of reading movies, what would the protagonists in various comics and novels do when they encounter such a situation...

how to do it -

correct!

Yu Gaomin suddenly realized and patted his thigh.

He can imitate the death of those villains in the novel!

This method is really good.

Yu Gaomin touched his chin quite satisfied.

How clever he was to think of this.

And if he succeeds in feigning death, he will not have to bear the huge liquidated damages that need to be paid for breaking the contract.

Since the artists are no longer in this world, why is there any liquidated damages?

Oh my goodness, what a great idea!

However, although the idea is very good, it may be very difficult to implement.

The first thing that needs to be planned is how he can live in a short time after he succeeds in feigning death.

And, what kind of suspended animation should he choose to make everyone believe that he is really dead so that it will not have any impact on his reborn life in the future.

After all, now is the era of rapid development of science and technology, and there is a gap like the Great Rift Valley in those classical novels that often appear in suspended animation.

This feigned death performance can only appear once, if he fails to succeed once, then he is really going to die.

How to fake death, so that people don't have any doubts.

This is a very delicate question.

Without further ado, it was less than five days before they returned to the "Escape from Zombie Island" variety show group again.

It also means that during these five days, Yu Gaomin must prepare his own way out.

Gee.

This really makes the salted fish head bigger.

Just do it.

Just kidding, although Yu Gaomin usually claims to be a late-stage procrastination fish, but for this important moment of life, if he delays it by a second, he is playing with firecrackers.

Yu Gaomin can also distinguish right from wrong.

After all, he is also a senior social animal who has been in the society for decades.

The first step of the social animal escape guide: choose the city you want to live in for the rest of your life in the future. Note, it must be far away from the protagonist, and it cannot be a big city that is too international, otherwise it is too easy to have a chance of overturning.

There are so many beautiful and rich cities in the vast eastern land of the great country, there is always a slow pace that is suitable for retirement.

This question is not difficult to say.

Now that the Internet is so developed, those who cannot decide on everything can go online to seek help from omnipotent netizens.

Yu Gaomin casually searched on Baidu, but most of the answers he got were from the previous two years.

Also, in the past two years, young people have been popular with fast-paced topics. Perhaps it is better to ask these questions on Weibo and a certain book that young people prefer to surf.

Sure enough, Yu Gaomin just threw a question in a special Weibo super chat, and there were a lot of responses, and soon there were many suggestions in the comments.

Yu Gaomin flipped through the comments of well-meaning people, and at the same time switched to the background to check the customs of the local city.

After much deliberation, after struggling for less than an hour, Yu Gaomin made a decision on the city where he would live after he suspended animation.

Of course, it is Chengdu, where the climate is suitable, the environment is beautiful, the rhythm is comfortable and the rhythm is comfortable!

The key is--

There are so many delicious things there!

Even at this important moment of life and death, Yu Gaomin still couldn't help releasing a wave of his gluttonous psychology.

cough cough.

Since you are seeking the next life for yourself, you must understand all aspects of life clearly!

After all, good-looking figures are the same, and interesting stomachs bounce around.

It's also fortunate that he traveled through the book in this life and got a body that won't gain weight no matter how much he eats, so he can let him do whatever he wants.

Only at this time, Yu Gaomin will realize that he is also a real paper man after traveling through the book.

It's just a pity that he can't go to the local area to understand the local environment in more detail now.

This is also in order not to arouse the suspicion of others.

If after two days his suspended animation plan really succeeded, someone really wanted to investigate and found out that he had frequently been in and out of a certain place two days before his death, wouldn't that be super conspicuous?

Even if they generally can't think of a way to escape by feigning death, they still want to investigate why he suddenly arrived in that strange land in the last period of his life.

Although Yu Gaomin felt that with his cannon fodder physique in this world, if he really died, there might not be anyone who came to collect his body:(

Heartbroken.

The author says:

Be sober, baby, salted fish is too fat, it will only be eaten up and wiped off more thoroughly——