[Football] The strongest man is already in the lineup

For Mourinho's method of transferring the pressure of winning the championship to people, everyone is almost 1 likes.

Of course, this kind of thing can be pushed to other teams, and it can be pushed to other teams, so don't keep it and let yourself suffer a lot of pressure!

Dong Qiudi happily watched Uncle Bird's tongue-in-cheek battle, and caught the bright spots about himself from it.Silly and happy, I saw a video, and the apple that I almost washed again did not fall out.Wait, what is this thing?

"Azpilicueta taught you how to pronounce his name"? ? ?

Could it be a spoof?

For Dong Qiudi, a small language expert, is it not easy to pronounce the names of his teammates?He can read all the names of the teammates in the team at a minute-by-minute pace, and he can guarantee to read them in several different languages.

You must know that he is someone who can tutor the "linguist" Ozil, so why can't he handle such a small difficulty?

But for his group of teammates...

You can't ask everyone to be full of language skills like Mourinho and Dong Qiudi!

Their good teammate Cesar Azpilicueta—Dong Qiudi has always believed that this name can be compared with a bunch of "Papatos Stapulos" in Greece in terms of degree of pronounciation alone, but for For their other teammates, it is not a simple matter to read it out.

Cesar - there's nothing wrong with that.

Azpilicueta - Fuck, I can't pronounce this, Spanish is so difficult, so difficult, this name is so complicated!

Azpilicueta's nickname within the team is "Dave".

Although Dong Qiudi didn't know how this nickname became popular, by the time he realized it, the team had already called Azpilicueta's nickname away.

Then, "Dave" became another nickname for Azpilicueta in the team.

Azpilicueta once said in an interview that he thought it was strange to be called Dave, but at the same time he seemed very affectionate.

At that time, Dong Qiudi handed him his IPAD, on which the light of "Plants vs. Zombies" was brightly lit up.

Isn't that the player's neighbor "Crazy Dave" in "Plants vs. Zombies"?

At that time, there was a small wave of "Plants vs. Zombies" in the team. It happened that "Plants vs. Zombies 2" came out. Every morning, Azpilicueta's name changed from "Dave" to "Dave". "Crazy Dave".

For example: "Crazy Dave, get me one of your rooftop carts?"

For example: "Crazy Dave, give me one of your blue mushrooms at home?"

For example: "Crazy Dave, get me one of your decent machine gun shooters at home?"

Azpilicueta: "Please call me Az..."

— “Dave, what are you talking about?”

Azpilicueta: "Please call me Az..."

— “Dave, what are you talking about?”

Azpilicueta: "Please call me Az..."

— “Dave, what are you talking about?”

Azpilicueta: ...QAQ

Then there was no more, and then everyone called him Dave, even a few teammates who could have pronounced it in Basque.Even with Torres and Mata, two Chinese nationals, they started to "Dave" and "Dave".

How can the word worry be so good?

Then Azpilicueta stopped playing Plants vs. Zombies soon... He changed to one day and invited his teammates to play together on the training ground with an IPAD.

result……

The result was seen by Mourinho, and their fate was tragic enough for QAQ.

This time Azpilicueta recorded a short video, in which he wrote his surname on a white blackboard and put the complex-looking "Azpilicueta" ( Athpillykwta) is broken down into three subsections - Ath-pilly-kwta (Az-pilly-kwta).

This looks much simpler, and he also demonstrated solemnly how to read "Ath-pilly-kwta" in three sub-sections.

Dong Qiudi thought for a while, and felt that the poor right back would still have to be called "Dave" when he joined the team due to the informality of the English men in the team.

Everyone is used to it!

For example, he often yelled Uncle Bird to Mourinho, and now, many people in the team followed him.And Mourinho also acquiesced in their approach, occasionally showing a smile.

It is estimated that Azpilicueta's operation of teaching you to read your name had better end in failure.

The author has something to say: Chelsea, the only seedling in the European war in Great England...

Damn, now the broken car is starting to cheat

So many teams saved so much RP for Yingcao

Just for one ball for Tony...

Dehua hugged the man with the broken car before the game TvT

You see they are all his former teammates QAQ

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AZP or something, it’s called Dave, how cute

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2014.2.27