[Football] The strongest man is already in the lineup

Do you know how long I have been waiting at your door?

--I have no idea.

Ozil really wanted to answer this way, but soon realized that if he said that, he would definitely die a worse death. Maybe it was just the magic voice filling his brain, and he would be killed by the magic voice that was upgraded to the highest level later. up.

"Hold, I'm sorry... Easter, I overslept and forgot the appointed time." Ozil said in a low voice, lacking confidence, wishing to turn around and run away immediately.

"So...you still want to lock me out!"

The German midfielder was shocked, and belatedly remembered that he was still in the bedroom at this time, on a comfortable big bed, and correspondingly-East was shut out by him!

The moment he realized this, the German midfielder jumped three feet high like his ass was on fire, jumped up from the bed with a slap, and his mobile phone fell to the floor with a "slap" due to his hasty movements .But Ozil didn't care about it at all. He picked up his mobile phone, threw it on the bedside, and rushed to the gate in a hurry.But when he rushed to the door, he hesitated again...

It's time, he won't be skinned by East, that's terrible!

"Knock-knock-knock-" There was a regular knock on the door, crisp and capable, coming through the door.

Ozil didn't know why, but remembered the shortest short story in the world that East told before: "The last man on earth in the world was sitting at home when he suddenly heard a knock on the door."

Now...the last little goldfish in the world was standing at the door of his house when he heard a knock on the door.

!!!

Trembling, he pressed the door shut with trembling hands.

Ozil feels sad.

He has only moved to Arsenal this season and has yet to play a few games.Yesterday they went away to play Swansea and played a beautiful victory at home in "Swan Sea".After they defeated Swansea 2:1, everyone was very happy. I don’t know which teammate proposed to go to the bar to relax, so everyone went to the bar in a mighty way... Then, he said Too much to drink at the bar.

Then, the drunk German midfielder completely forgot, and he and his friends agreed to go shopping together today.He's been sleeping on the bed since he got home, and he's been in a daze. If it wasn't for Easter's phone call, he might still be in a coma.

This is really a sad story.

Was approached by his teammates, but he was still on the bed.

Fortunately, there were no messy things, such as women.

Ozil searched desperately in his mind. He liked East as a friend very much. He knew him when he was in Germany, and the two became teammates after arriving in Spain-although one was in the first team and the other was in the second team. But that doesn't stop them from having a good relationship.And East is also a "language expert"!A real "expert" rather than a "brickman". At that time, East acted as his Spanish coach for a period of time. As long as he was there, he had no trouble communicating with reporters, and he could also help reporters. Bypass!

The German midfielder remembered the difficult years when he and his friends were gagging in Madrid, and then, finally, from the depths of his memory, he searched for a little bit of something that might be useful now.When learning that difficult Spanish with East, East once said that there is a language that is more difficult than Spanish, which is the most difficult language in the world, and it is very profound!At that time, Blonde Shaggy gave him an example in this language: If you think you have done something stupid and stupid, then light a few candles before the other party blames you!

Now, didn't I let the other party dove?

Although I just woke up late, I still feel very, very, very sorry!

Ozil quickly picked out the clothes from the closet, changed into a T-shirt and jeans, thought it over, and decided to do as East said.So he rummaged through boxes and cabinets, found a few candles, and found a few matches from the darkness under the bed.

But, no matchbox, thank you.

Ozil stared wide-eyed, and both of them stared wide-eyed, and finally gave up in frustration.How do you light a candle without matches?This completely violates the common sense of physics!

Finally, just before he was about to collapse, the German language bricklayer luckily found a lighter with almost no alcohol at the foot of the bed.Give it a try - thank goodness there's still a flame, albeit so, so faintly that the wind will blow it out the next second.

Holding the small flame coming out of the lighter mouth as if he had found a treasure, he cautiously approached the candlestick.

At the moment when the flames were lit, Ozil felt that the world was illuminated.

"—Click."

Sitting bored in the living room and almost falling asleep, Dong Qiudi finally waited for his friend to come, and the closed bedroom door finally opened.He turned his head to look at the source of the voice. The little daughter-in-law was wearing a white T-shirt and dark denim shorts, her hair was combed behind her head, revealing a smooth and full forehead.The big eyes are bright, the spirit is bright, and it looks very refreshing-but this is not the most important thing.

The point is, what is he doing with a candlestick in his hand?There are also three candles inserted crookedly on it, one white and two red, and the lengths are different-the white one is short, on both sides of the candlestick, and the red one is long, in the middle of the candlestick.From a distance, it looks like a "mountain" character, but the vertical lines on both sides are of different lengths and thicknesses.The white candle on the left is the shortest and thickest, the white candle on the right is thinner and taller, and the red one in the middle is thinner and longer, and it is much cleaner than the other two. It should be new .

A new candle, two old candles, and a candlestick with peeling paint?

What is this?

The blonde with fluffy head looked up at the light on his head, and pressed the switch with some doubts.Following his movements, the living room immediately lit up with a soft light, and it was not very obvious under the skylight.

There is no power outage!Dong Qiudi thought, what is Ozil doing with a candlestick?

It's bright enough in the living room without the lights on, so why find a few candles?Don't have a flashlight?

"big eyes......"

Ozil brought the candlestick over, Dong Qiudi thought he would put it on the coffee table, but Ozil stuffed the candlestick into his hand: "This is for you, I found it with great difficulty."

Dong Qiudi's curiosity was also aroused, why hand him a candlestick?There were three candles burning on it, and the flames were so faint that they seemed likely to go out at any time.

The window was not closed tightly, and a gust of wind blew from the window, causing the flames to shake violently. Ozil quickly covered the candles with his hands, carefully preventing the flames from going out.

On the other hand, he explained: "You told me last time, if you do something wrong, light a few candles. I don't have much stock in my house, and you know I just moved to London. My house is messy. Not very complete, I just found these three after searching for a long time, but I dug them all out! I ordered them all and gave them to you! All, all, and none of them are left! Yes Te, I'll give them all to you, so don't...get angry!"

Ozil opened his beautiful eyes, clear, earnest, sincere, and very sincerely waiting for the other party's answer.

Dong Qiudi: ...

"Esther?"

Your sister, who wants to [light the wax]!Big eyes, you can't remember anything else, but this memory is so firm, did you come to trick him sincerely!Give it all to yourself!Is it waxing for yourself?

[candle] [candle] [candle]...

Hehe, it happens to be three candles!What a wonderful number!

But Ozil was still a little uneasy: "I only found three, you don't think it's too few, right? East..."

Really, Nima's, worthy of being a "language brick expert" produced in Germany, can be understood like this!

"I heard you say that once, it seems that one can change into two, two can change into three, and three can change into everything in the world, and then more and more, more and more...... Although here There are only three candles, but imagine many..."

many roots...

a lot of......

very......

[candle]

Dong Qiudi pursed his lips.

"You think it's too few, or I'll look for it again, but I probably can't find it. These are the only three!"

The blond and shaggy head felt that his mind was completely occupied by the alpaca, with malice from the big universe.Moreover, this universe does not have the deep and deep appearance it should have at 01:30, but it is completely... [candle], [candle], [candle]......

He seemed to be possessed by the mocking light of a pile of burning candles, glowing orange...

After a long while, I finally heard the voice of the blonde with disheveled hair, weak, uncomfortable, and wishing to die in the next moment: "Big Eye, that's not how candles are used..."

In his friend's apprehensive, affirmative, and comforting eyes, Dong Qiudi's lips squirmed, and finally forced out the sentence that his friend wanted most: "I don't blame you, really, I don't blame you at all."

Why did he risk his life and come to Ozil's house early in the morning?

Why did he risk his life and take on the task of taking his friends around London?

Why did he risk his life to popularize complicated Chinese for his friends?

Hehe, I really should light a [candle]!

Language experts really deserve their reputation, and Ozil found out that there is nothing wrong with doing what East said!

Look, although he took a long time to find three candles, and only found a broken candlestick, didn't Esther forgive him?He didn't care about leaving him outside the door for so long, and didn't even hold him accountable for hanging up on him!

Sitting on the sofa now, staring at the candlestick stupidly.

Could it be that I like it so much that I can't bear to let it go?

Ozil thought for a while, and felt that if East really liked this candlestick so much, he could definitely connect it and the three candles on it.

The author has something to say: the day has been updated for a month...

Saved thirty little red flowers! [Although I think, I can't save in December

At that time, I will be tortured to death by continuous exams =口=!

I think my brain has really broken through the sky

Silently give yourself some wax_(:3∠)_