[Football] The strongest man is already in the lineup

Everyone is used to this kind of scene.Dongqiu Di Pongtou is the little guy in the team, responsible for mobilizing emotions at various times - of course, including taking the blame for everyone.Although he always spared no effort to give others the blame, but who told him to be too impressed in the heart of the madman?

Whenever he saw the players muttering, when something happened, Mourinho's first reaction was to look at the blond and blue-eyed disheveled head - just like Dong Qiudi's first reaction was to shrink behind Lampard , Pushing the deputy captain out is like being shot.

Every Chelsea player sells a good team-mate.

Dong Qiu Di,... qaq

For example, now, the team is spreading news mysteriously.

"What are they talking about?" A small paw rested on David Ruiz's shoulder, and behind the brown-haired shaggy head, the blond shaggy head poked his head.

"You don't know, you don't know?" Ruiz stared in surprise, "The number one foodie in the Chelsea team doesn't know!"

Dong Qiudi became furious in an instant, what is the number one foodie—are you kidding me!

He angrily grabbed Ruiz's brown and shaggy hair: "Who wants to eat Brazilian barbecue every time? Who, which Brazilian? Tell me who is always complaining about dark cuisine and being attracted by Chinese food fans." You have to die!"

"Oscar! Yes!" Ruiz said righteously.

Dong Qiu Di's skill at selling teammates for his teammates without thinking is amazing.

Damn Lu Pengpeng!

Lampard laughed and watched the two puffy heads arguing endlessly on the issue of "foodie", and finally evolved to the point where "you are the foodie, and your whole family is a foodie".

"Stop, stop! East, stop arguing, both of you!"

"Who quarreled with him!" The two turned their heads and said in unison. When they found that the other party said the same thing, they immediately snorted coldly, turned their heads, and ignored each other.

Many Chelsea players: ...

After a while, someone sighed helplessly: "You two, according to what East said, the elder brother laughed at the younger brother, but in fact he is the same as the younger brother... East, you laughed at David, you are no different from him, right? Every time I go out for a game, I bring back a bunch of food.”

——It's "big brother laughs at second brother, the two are almost the same", thank you.

Dong Qiudi was taken aback by the Chinese he taught his teammates. He didn't realize that every time he went out to compete, his behavior of walking around the streets to buy some weird gadgets and snacks had already fallen into the eyes of everyone— ——Given that his roommates are usually Torres, Oscar and Ruiz, of course the former won't talk nonsense, but he can't stand the latter!

Every time Ruiz eats his snacks, he is also happy to promote it to everyone, lest everyone will not know-later all Chelsea teammates know that the blond shaggy head is a foodie.

Too, too, too, too much!

Didn't Ruiz buy something to eat in those?

Dong Qiudi, who had been hit with the concerted efforts of his teammates, lost a lot of blood, and was about to bottom out in an instant, and was about to need a resurrection technique.At this moment, someone rescued him——

Deputy captain Lampard said: "East, come and see if you are interested."

What to look at?

Dong Qiudi was confused.

He saw it when he came, his teammates seemed to be watching something interesting, but he was stopped by Ruiz on the way, and then he was hit by his teammates knowingly, until now he didn’t know them looking at something.

The blonde with tousled hair stepped forward and picked up the information that Lampard had laid on the table.Immediately afterwards, he widened his eyes, as if he couldn't imagine what he saw——

what is this?

Far East food development plan?

What is it!No—doesn't the Far East include East Asia?

He was completely confused by this magical stroke. He thought his teammates were watching the game data, Manchester City analysis, or other interesting things, but he never thought that the thing he got was still there. Stamped with the Chelsea badge, it means something that belongs to the club!

Not a prank!

"This... are you really not playing a prank?" For a long time, he didn't react.

"Of course not, hey, why do you think it's a prank, Esther?"

It's not a question of pranks, but it's really hard for him to link a football club with food development.

Yes, true food development.

If you talk about jerseys, training clothes, souvenirs and so on, those have been developed long ago, and household items have also been pushed into the market recently-although Dong Qiudi has always doubted the aesthetics of Chelsea design staff.

But this one was beyond his expectations.

Chewing gum, gummy candy, chocolate, lollipop...

There's a bunch of different snacks printed on it, along with some simple pictures - all with the Chelsea logo on them.

"What is the club planning to do? Has it extended its claws to the food market?"

Lampard hit him with a chestnut: "East, you should say, is the club planning to start with the food market and develop commercial value?"

"Develop what, the dark cuisine of the British Empire?! Do you really think that there are many people in the Far East who like to eat that stuff?"

Everyone's black line - don't make your own dislike so obvious, hey!Damn boy!

"Papa papa!" This time it was Terry who came to knock him, so the blond, disheveled man dared not speak out, and finally shut his chattering mouth.

He turned his attention to the "flyer" in his hand, and finally understood what Chelsea wanted to do, to develop food related to the club in the Far East - "Chelsea brand" snacks, mainly for fans, of course , the most important thing is to attract Chelsea fans.

Since the balti pie became the biggest revolution in football video, Chelsea's many staff have their eyes on the snack - a treat for a hungry fan!

The latest launch is a potato chip, which is said to be given to them to try first.The insiders are acting as guinea pigs, let’s say it’s not tasty...

Dong Qiudi silently looked at the messy packaging bag, which was empty.

Nima has long been eaten up by his teammates, okay?He can't eat any scum, how can he know the taste to judge?Those people still dare to call him a big foodie!

"Uh... Easter, the early bird gets the worm, you can come earlier next time."

"No, thank you, the early worms are eaten by the birds." Dong Qiudi slapped the information "pia" on the table expressionlessly.Then he turned his head and sued his teammates with great grief and indignation: "How can you ignore me!"

So I pulled out all the things that everyone went out to eat together, from the big one who ate the most at the last meal, to the small one who poured him a glass of wine, who always praised their food, like the water of the Yellow River. Absolutely—

Until Lampard couldn't bear his noise, he pulled a bag from under the table and gave it to him: "Come on, yours is here, I was just joking."

"I should have said it earlier." Dong Qiu Di happily opened the packing bag, "I knew you would never forget me."

Lampard: ...

"Haha, I guess you are just hiding."

Lampard looks around: Who came up with the lousy idea of ​​hiding this bag of crisps!

Ruiz tried his best to hide himself behind Oscar, but unfortunately his height...is a little taller than Oscar.

Everyone silently looked at the dog-headed military adviser who came up with bad ideas and the puffy head who chattered with everyone, and fell silent for a moment.

It is said that the varieties that will be launched include "Cech Grill", "Azpilicueta Salad" and "Terry Chicken", as well as "Salt and Vialli" provided by a veteran fan and foodie.

Who can tell him, where is the relationship here?

Where is it?

Does Cech like to eat barbecue?

The Barbecue Gang is obviously Portuguese-speaking headed by Ruiz!

Azpilicueta likes salad?

I haven't heard of this either.

As for "Terry chicken"... Dong Qiudi played his own association function, and barely connected it with "super tenderloin".

The remaining "salt and Vialli", he died without knowing why.

"We can also make suggestions, what they want to eat, they can try to develop it."

Dong Qiudi passed the names of many teammates on the tip of his tongue——

"East, are you familiar with the Far East?" Although it was a question, the tone was affirmative.

"Where, where." Saying these two words, Dong Qiudi himself laughed.

Everyone chooses snacks and puts forward opinions according to their own preferences and names. As half of the "Far East Tong" in the eyes of teammates—actually "Tian Chao Tong", Dong Qiudi has become a good object for them to ask for help.

Although the advice he gave... made the corners of the mouths of the teammates twitch many times, almost wrinkling.

Juan Mata? — Mmmm, matta tarts.

Eden Hazard? —Well, nougat.

Oscar? — Mmm, Oskaroff biscuits.

Schurrle? ——Well, Xu Erkele.

Bertrand? —Well, Burt Brandy.

Ramirez? ——Well, the Lashen card is convenient for fans.

……

Dare to say it's not a bad idea!

Finding food based on the pronunciation is simply impossible!

For a while, there were continuous crackling sounds in the team, because Dong Qiudi was attacked by the players of the whole team in unison, and the movement of "popping" knocking chestnuts was as if withdrawing, until he collapsed: "It's not you who let me Do you have an idea! Whoever asks me to give a suggestion, you don't want it!"

Ruiz glanced at him lightly: "What is glutinous rice cake?"

"It's a soft, glutinous, white and sweet thing made of glutinous rice. It's not available here, and you haven't eaten it..."

"You also know that I haven't eaten it?! And came up with such a bad idea!"

What a bad idea!

Dong Qiu Di wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Why don't you think about what suits you best?" Ruiz stared maliciously at his blond hair, curly and fluffy, "How about instant noodles?"

The author has something to say: _(:3∠)_This is really not something I made up

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I really want to buy it one day and eat it (°▽, °) drooling...

Qiuqiu was suppressed again_(:3∠)_