[Football] The strongest man is already in the lineup

After this campaign, Chelsea ranked first in the standings with a total of 9 points in four games in the Champions League group stage.

And the other hard-pressed teams, such as Arsenal, Dortmund, Napoli, Marseille in the group of death... Hehe, hehe, hehe...

Compared with the "Arsenal" in the north of the same city in London, Chelsea's draw is simply the top lottery. Schalke 04 is not an obstacle at all. As for Basel's stepping on Chelsea... ... so windy I can't hear you!

At the same time, the "witty Eto'o" also swept across the newspaper pages of the next day. The white teeth of the African cheetah combined with the shining expression caught everyone's attention for a while.

It's not that other people's goals are not strong, the key is that Eto'o stole another ball from the goalkeeper!

Even Dong Qiudi, when he had breakfast in the morning, his mother asked excitedly: "Hey, Qiuqiu, I heard that your teammate, who is called Cheetah, scored another goal from the goalkeeper. ?”

Mama Dong didn't know Chelsea's players very well, because it was too difficult to remember the messy and complicated names, but she deeply memorized everyone's nicknames!For example, the one whose teeth are inversely proportional to their whiteness is nicknamed Cheetah!

"Yeah, he stole the ball from the goalkeeper again... Everyone is asking him to teach us the 'goalkeeper stealing skills'!" Dong Qiudi replied while eating bread.

The charming Uncle Psy gave them half a day off!No need to go to the training ground this morning!Like, like, like, like again!

——Even so, he still insisted on jogging every day, unshakable.

"Hey, Qiuqiu, have you learned it yet?"

Dong Qiudi said helplessly: "How could that be? It's a doorkeeper's special skill. If he just learned it like this, wouldn't he have nothing to eat?"

It should be noted that if you want to steal the ball from the goalkeeper, the right time, place and people are everything. You need the opponent's goalkeeper to be confused, and the opponent's defense player must also make a mistake. The key is to require your own players to react quickly enough and stand in a good position Well - where would this goal have been if Eto'o hadn't just happened to be standing there and made a very clever move?

Seeing that his mother was taking it seriously, Dong Qiudi quickly waved his hands: "Mom, that's just a joke, don't take it seriously!"

"Hey, but I saw how many goals he has scored in the hands of the goalkeeper?"

"He's the only one. There are dozens of people in Chelsea, and he's the only one who steals the ball from the goalkeeper... Ahem, I won't be able to learn this kind of advanced and advanced skills in a while. Yes! By the way, Mom, do you think I play a little more time?"

Dong Qiudi used his chattering skills in an instant, and took the topic a thousand miles away before diverting his mother's attention. In the end, he went in a direction he didn't expect at all: "Qiuqiu, speaking of it, you Why didn't you score a goal?"

Dong Qiudi: ...

"I heard that you can score goals before, why can't you see your shadow now? Qiuqiu, I haven't seen you appear in front of the camera either!"

Dong Qiudi almost knelt down, he is a defender, how about a defender!

"Mom, have you ever seen a defender who often scores goals? Are you kidding me? I'm a defender, a defender, and my job is to defend!"

"That one in your team, the one who often plays with you... I remember that he scored several times. What did you say to me when you came back, 'Shenfeng Ivan', didn't you?"

At this time, he just wanted to shout three times: "I didn't".But the point is, there really is!

Dong Qiudi, who was young and ignorant back then, was very interested in popularizing the history of grievances and grievances of many teams in the Premier League with his mother, as well as the "history of poor jokes" of many players, "Shen Feng Ivan" and so on. He remembers talking about it at that time!

Chelsea right-back Serbian Ivanovic is known as the "Ivan forward Ivan" because of his super high scoring rate-far exceeding Chelsea's forwards.

Dong Qiudi's face turned green: "Mom, that's different."

"What's the difference, he's a full-back and you aren't?"

Dongqiu Di thief wanted to give her popular science. He didn't have so much playing time. As long as Ivanovic on the right was not injured, he would be the main force that could not be shaken. Ashley Cole on the left would be the main force as long as he was not injured. Azpilicueta, who can be left or right, is eyeing... He is really stressed.

His mother glanced at him, a little strange: "Then you are not on the court? Is Ashley Cole injured?"

"Uh, no..."

"Then you are starting too. How can you say that as long as he is not injured, you have no chance? Hey, Qiuqiu, do you care too much about others? Think about how old he is and how old you are. You are only 20 years old. Still young..."

"Mom!" Dong Qiudi yelled and stopped, not knowing what was helpless or what, and just gnawed the bread depressedly.

How young is 20 years old, not at all young, this age is enough to do a lot of things on the football field. The 20-year-old Sebastian Deisler is regarded as the future hope of Germany, the 20-year-old Cesc Fabregas has already won the Golden Globe Award, and the 20-year-old Messi has already won a Champions League... …

"But you have it too, Qiuqiu..."

"Uh, it seems to be."

"It seems that other people's trophies are trophies, but your trophies are different... They are all the same. Qiuqiu, what are you thinking?"

What seems to be wrong?Or have you stepped into the dead end by yourself?

It seems that he already has some of these things, and he might have some?

Also, Ashley Cole was not injured recently, but he was also the one who started... Thinking of this, Dong Qiudi's eyes lit up.Although it is said that Azpilicueta can be left and right, he can also be left and right; Ivan's scoring ability is good, and his own looks are not bad-although he hasn't scored much recently; Hall used to be the main force of the iron fight, and now he is often started-at least much more than last season.

Does this mean something?

With a stomach full of problems, Dong Qiudi went to the Komba training base in a dazed mind, faced his teammates, and continued to go up to the training with a dazed mind.

A group of people gathered around Eto'o and asked him how his "goalkeeper stealing skills" were developed.

Eto'o: ...

When Dong Qiudi went, he saw a group of people piled up on the field from a distance.He saw Eto'o smiling with his eyes narrowed, showing his big white teeth, facing everyone mysteriously, raised his index finger in front of his lips, and gave a soft "shh".

Dong Qiudi: ...

Why are you so mysterious!

While complaining in his heart, he leaned forward with self-reproach—he was really curious about what the cheetah would say.

"Want to know?"

"Think!" The answer was unanimous.

"Want to know?"

"...You said it!"

The cheetah shook its head. It was originally bald with no hair visible, and the sun was shining brightly on the remaining bald head.He put his hands behind his back and raised his head and said, "Secret!"

Everyone in Chelsea: ...

Dong Qiudi: ...

"Cut~~(⁄⁄)~~~" Everyone scattered like birds and beasts, and they all hummed to express their contempt in their hearts.

Seeing this, the madman in the distance coughed a few times.In an instant, everyone was on their own.

"I played well in the last game, but I need to strengthen in the next game... You can't relax in the league." Mourinho said seriously.

"Understood, sir!" A group of people agreed quickly, their eyes wandering far and wide.

The result is retribution.

On the afternoon of November 11th, in the 9th round of the Premier League, Chelsea faced West Brom at home.The latter is nicknamed "Bloomers", and it feels quite related to Chelsea-you must know that Di Matteo, who led Chelsea's veterans to the Champions League trophy, served at West Brom before he took office quickly.

And the current coach of West Brom, Clark-he used to be Mourinho's assistant coach!

Before the game, everyone felt that there was no surprise - but before the game against Newcastle United, a group of friends also had the same reaction!

The two sides have played against each other 14 times since the establishment of the Premier League. Chelsea has an absolute advantage with 12 wins and 2 losses, and this game is at home!At Stamford Bridge!The record at home is even more impressive, maintaining a record of seven games with West Brom.

In the eyes of everyone, this game should be like this, take advantage of the game, control the rhythm, score a few goals, get three points-perfect!like!

It's a pity that the result... slapped the boss.

After the start of the game, the pressing in the frontcourt was of a world-class level, and everyone was amazed—these guys from Chelsea can finally maintain continuous pressure on their opponents in the frontcourt?

In stoppage time, Hazard's shot was blocked by West Brom goalkeeper Mehill. As a result, the witty Eto'o kicked the ball into the goal.

At this time, the score was already 1:0, and the halftime had just ended. Although the scene was not very good, the result was not bad, and Mourinho could accept it.

As a result, shortly after the start of the second half, West Brom equalized the score with Sean Long's header.

At this moment, everyone was still calm, but a few minutes later, West Brom surpassed the score!

The midfielder broke the ball and began to counterattack. Sessegnon passed the Chelsea defender and shot with his left foot. Petr Cech was beyond his reach and watched the ball enter the goal.

1: 2!

West Brom overshot the score!

Now all the members are not calm, and then think back to West Brom's scoring process-Nimma, is it completely in tune with Chelsea, the midfielder steals the ball and counterattacks quickly, this is naked Uncle Bird's tricks !

Should it be said that Clark is worthy of being Uncle Psy's apprentice?

The whole court played without temper.

After leading the score, West Brom's reaction was almost like that of Chelsea, and the bus across the board was in a decent position.Under normal circumstances, as long as a team lowers its face and calmly defends, the scene will not be too ugly, and the score will not be too miserable.The difference is just the scorn of the giants.

But the bloomers shrunk all the way back to their own half, and the most naked bus in the penalty area, the bus!And Chelsea's positional warfare ability-horrible!

The defensive routine makes people wonder if two Chelsea are playing football, huddled in the penalty area and just can't come out, even if a group of Chelsea players go through, cut inside, break through... Anyway, they can't pass through the thick wall!

In the 78th minute, Terry shot with his right foot... Mai Hill reacted against the sky and blocked the ball.

In the 80th minute, Mata made a cross, and Dong Qiudi jumped with a header... Mai Hill reacted quickly and took the ball off the crossbar with one hand.

In the 85th minute Lampard's long-range shot...was blocked by a West Brom player who fell to the ground.

Nima, whether you want to be eye-catching or not, it looks so similar!

They are almost at a loss. The more they get to the end, the more flustered they are playing. Things are happening at everyone's feet. No headers, no free kicks, no corner kicks... Seeing the time ticking by Elapsed, but there is still no way.

Until... the penalty kick.

At that moment, the field almost exploded, and it boiled like a drop of water falling into a frying pan. The disturbing human voices and noisy sounds almost overturned the sky in West London, and the cold autumn wind was boiled The vocals are blown away.

At that time, Ramirez dribbled the ball through the penalty area and made physical contact with the West Brom players, and then fell straight to the ground.22 pairs of eyes from both sides were fixed on the referee.

And the referee... pointed to the twelve yards.

In the last minute of stoppage time, the 1th minute!

The West Brom players exploded, a group of people swarmed up and surrounded the referee, Dong Qiudi only saw it, and the referee was submerged by West Brom's red and black jersey, and Terry immediately Surrounded him with the players.

For West Brom, now they are leading, with a score of 1:2, in the away game, at Stamford Bridge, leading Chelsea!But at this time, the referee gave them the death penalty, a penalty kick, at this time!

They were about to eat the referee alive, and Clark on the sidelines shook his fist and demonstrated to the fourth official.

Hazard walked towards the penalty spot calmly.

Dong Qiudi poked him, but stopped talking.Hazard shook his head: "Shh, East, you didn't see anything...this is allowed by the rules."

Are the rules allowed?

Until Hazard finally tricked the goalkeeper and sent the ball into the opposite direction, until finally they drew with West Brom with a penalty kick, until finally he saw the angry West Brom players and was pulled into the locker room. It's still a mess.

A mess.

Hazard glanced at him, he noticed the state of his blonde teammate before the penalty goal, and he also pulled Dong Qiudi into the locker room.Hazard patted him on the shoulder: "What's the matter, East?"

"I……"

"I'm used to being at a disadvantage. Occasionally, you feel embarrassed when you take advantage of it?"

Dong Qiudi looked at Hazard blankly, he didn't know what to say about Ramirez's penalty kick.

Many years of experience told him that penalty kicks have always been saliva, and like the ones they got at the last moment, they were pulled out by major newspapers, reporters, media and forums for a round of 1000 the next day. Ten thousand times is not too much.At that time, Ramirez fell...the West Brom player hit him, and Dong Qiudi also saw the physical contact with his own eyes, but he was sentenced to death...

It is too much.

Hazard thumped his head: "East, in Chelsea's previous games, others got such a penalty, didn't they?"

"Yes." There are many in his memory, and he suffered several wrongful losses last season.Originally, it was between whether to award or not, and the referee always awarded to their opponents.

"Then why can't we take it? The opponent also fouled..." Hazard said, "It was originally in their penalty area, and the penalty for that ball was justified. Why do you always feel sorry for West Brom... If you are sorry for them, So what do we do, lose the game?"

"do not know……"

"You like Mr. so much, if you lose this game, you won't be scolded to death...I think everyone will suffer for several days."

"I didn't win either...it was just a draw." It was still a penalty kick.

"Ah, ah, Sipingpeng, haven't you been looking forward to the home whistle? You have complained to us so many times... Why did you finally enjoy the home whistle this time, and you are not used to it? Could it be that Something, 'Stockholm Syndrome'?"

Azar rubbed his head, saw that he was pensive, and didn't leave, just looked at him from the side.

Oscar came over and asked, "What's wrong?"

Hazard shrugged: "Occasionally enjoyed the home whistle, and East was on the edge."

"I didn't..." Dong Qiudi retorted, "I'm just a little confused."

"Then have you figured it out? East—that ball can be judged in the first place, and you know whether it can be judged or not. At most, it is time-sensitive, but you have seen this kind of goal before. , is there still less?"

"..."

"Hey, why don't you talk, what are you still thinking, East?" Azar said, patting his head very boldly, rubbing his golden puffy hair desperately, "Say it, and I will solve it all for you .”

"...Well, I was thinking, if you took a penalty and you didn't score, then it would be funny." Dongqiu Di said sincerely.

At that time, in his mind...he was really thinking about this, if Hazard got a penalty and missed...the saliva would probably drown them.

Hazard: ...

Oscar: ...

After a while, Hazard came to his senses and glared at him, "East, I'll beat you up!"

The author has something to say: the scene with West Brom, I will cry if I talk too much/(tot)/~~

Two more... Apologize

I just came back from Hainan recently and was caught playing mahjong again

Die very badly qaq

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