[Genshin] Diary of Tivat Demon God
Chapter 96 Seven Years (Catching Bugs)
Ying first followed Zhong Li to buy Yebo stones—before today, she had no idea that there were so many specialties in stones, and even stones that looked similar were graded.
It was also today that she discovered that there are people like Zhongli in the world—no, there are such gods. Although she is doing everything she can, the only seven gods she knows are Feng and Yan.
But compared with bards who can't even drink alcohol, Mr. Zhongli, who works in the Hall of Rebirth, is much more generous-although a large part of the reason is because of the activity funds provided by the son Dadalia, but he can treat the boss Zhongli, who named all three kinds of Yebo Stones in a box and didn't ask or bargain——
Presumably it must be a god who lives up to his name, living a life that will never lack Mora!
After that, it’s time to buy clothes and flowers, and make sachets—the damn Chunxiang Kiln will be avoided in the future, and everyone’s eyes on her have become strange!
Then I went to Bubulu to buy the immortal incense, because Baizhu was not there, only Qiqi was there, and in order to buy the immortal incense, I also investigated the traces of the coconut sheep, a half-immortal beast, but of course found nothing in the end.
I also borrowed a bell from the owner of a teahouse, and for this reason I went into a pot and cleaned it for a long time.
In order to send Xian Dianyi to help, because Zhongli said that the rest of the operation funds can be kept for himself, Ying also negotiated the price carefully, and her mouth was dry.
Even at the last moment, he drank tea to quench his thirst and took a rest at Sanwanbugang, and met Qixing's secretary, and got an invitation to go to the palace suspended in the sky - Qunyu Pavilion.
Among them, Ying didn't want to recall all the things after purchasing everything.
It was just purchasing the things needed to send Xian Dianyi, she couldn't figure it out, how could there be so many extra things, and then spent a whole day——
"In that case, everything is ready." Zhong Lixin said to Ying with a smile after confirming one by one. "Thank you for your hard work today, so how about my treat, Xinyuexuan?"
"Young master pay?" Ying had already conditioned reflex.
Zhong Li nodded naturally. "During the contract period, he is naturally responsible."
Paimon was the first to cheer. "I want to eat a big meal!"
"Ahem, don't go too far Paimon." Ying pretended to be serious, and then changed her voice, and she proposed enthusiastically. "Can I bring a few more people?"
Zhong Li generously responded. "Chongxiao will come too."
So late at night, in the resplendent Beiguo Bank.
The young master who came back here after a busy day looked at the bill sent to Beiguo Bank in front of him, and fell into deep thought. "Mr. Zhongli, the traveler, and the little lady who can fly, eat... quite a lot."
This long list of dishes, a series of Mora... Well, the gift ceremony is ready, and it's hard work for them.Next, it's time for his activities.
The young man's face was hidden in the shadow of the backlight, and his blue eyes were dim at any time, but at this moment they bloomed with a miraculous brilliance.
"Although I hate these troublesome things, everything is worth it when I think about it in the end." He chuckled lightly, full of expectation. "Come quickly, the final breach—"
**
Routine walking to digest food.
"Why do you want to retire?" The cold moonlight fell, and he walked along the foot of Tianheng Mountain, looking at the two figures in front of him, and asked curiously.
"If you want to talk about why, the main reason is because you have been doing this job for too long." Zhong Li replied after thinking about it. "Since Liyue was established, it's time to unload this burden."
"Because there is an invitation to immortals every year, Zhongli and I can't travel for a long time." After I finished speaking, I met Zhongli's disapproving gaze.
"Although this is also the main reason, but if I say it, I always feel that my image will become bad." Zhongli said in a gentle voice that is not suitable for children to listen to.
Ying: It feels like I have glimpsed a corner of the cruel reality... Even the rock god who has been in power for more than [-] years, would he want to retire and fish?
Paimon muttered: "No wonder the singer said he has a good relationship with Morax, so they are actually the same type of gods in essence."
Ying: What nonsense are you talking about? Paimon!
I laughed out loud: "Wendy, he's actually a little afraid of Zhongli."
Paimon suddenly became curious: "Why? He said that he has a very good relationship with you. He used to get together every now and then to drink and sing."
Ying nodded, that's right, that's right, when talking about the friends in Liyue, Wendy's expression will become very gentle and nostalgic.Moreover, he also said that when the matter of Mond is over, he will come back to Liyue, and then they may run into each other——
[At that time, we will hold a grand party, travelers, you should come too! ]
"Probably because the hangover tea made by Zhongli is really bad." Recalling the young Fengshen's face of pain waking up every time he was poured tea, trying to spit out the hangover tea in his throat, I couldn't help but laugh.
Zhong Li couldn't hear it, "The sobering up tea is for sobering up, and it's normal to be a little lacking in taste. Besides, Zhong Xiao never said that the tea I made was bad."
"Huh? Didn't you notice? Zhong Xiao is no longer drunk in front of you—as long as you're around, he'll only taste it." I reminded him. "He's really worried about drinking the hangover tea you made for him again."
Zhongli: ...
He turned his head and met his lover's teasing and smiling eyes.There is nothing to understand, he tightened his hand slightly, and held it tighter with the clasped hand.
"Okay, I'll try to adjust the taste next time to make it taste better."
"Pfft~" I finally couldn't help laughing out loud, "No need, it's better if it's a bit unpleasant, let them know that it's good to drink in moderation."
Zhongli: ...there is no need to use the hangover tea he made as a warning, right?Forget it, as long as Chong Xiao likes it.
Unknowingly, Ying and Paimon distanced themselves from the two people in front of them.
"If you want to talk about why, it's because you can't penetrate the atmosphere between them when you talk." Paimeng flew beside Ying, and the starlight-colored cloak fluttered slightly with her movements. "I was listening to an opera with Fan Erye before, and said that the emperor and the empress have been together since a long time, and after the emperor became a god, the empress also became the empress - so far, it has been more than 3000 years Woolen cloth."
Ying just imagined it, and couldn't help sighing. "It's been a long time..."
Paimon also nodded, clasped his hands together, and sighed like a little adult. "How many seven-year itches have to go through!"
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"Shh, keep your voice down, Pamon, if you talk nonsense, maybe one day you will be captured and made into real emergency food!" What are you saying to the couple who are still in love after thousands of years!
"Wow!" The little thing quickly covered his mouth and hid behind Ying. "They, they didn't hear it, did they?"
Those eyes were black at first glance, but when you look closely, you will find that the big eyes that seem to hide a sea of stars in them blinked, Paimon asked cautiously in a low voice.
Ying suppressed a smile. "Probably not." No wonder, at this distance, people with higher strength can hear clearly, let alone gods.But Zhongli and Chongxiao didn't respond, it seemed that they didn't care about Paimeng's words.
"Hey~" After making sure there was no danger, Paimon smirked and touched his head. "I just thought of it suddenly - but Chong Xiao and Zhong Li's relationship is so good, there will definitely not be any seven-year itch!"
"Well, I think so too." Ying smiled and nodded.
Late at night, Qiutong alley.
One of my tail feathers was combed off by Zhong Li.
When he realized this, he was about to hide the evidence, as if nothing had happened.Standing up from a lying position, I turned around and stared at him, and my eyes moved down to the long, graceful and gorgeous tail feather that was mainly red and supplemented by gold in his hand.
Seeing that the matter was brought to light, Zhong Li had no choice but to confess. "I just pulled it lightly...it fell off, maybe Chongxiao's moulting period has come..."
"It's really not because you want to collect it, so you stroke my tail feathers quietly?" I interrupted him calmly. "You change back to the dragon body first."
Zhongli didn't understand what he meant, but he still obediently turned into a dragon body and lay obediently on the bed.
I took a closer look, then picked out the most beautiful piece, and went for it!
Damn guy, it's fine to collect my feathers quietly these past few years, but after finding out that I don't shed any feathers, I started plucking them directly!
"Wait—Chong Xiao, I can explain it!" Zhong Li tried to calm his wife's anger, but it was useless, instead he was moved left and right by the sharp beak, trying to avoid the pain. Itchy attack.
——Because the place I pecked, using a human body as an analogy, is his itchy flesh.
"I don't listen--bad guy!" I don't care what he says, keep on talking!The hair was messed up by him, the scales were pecked twice, and the flesh was tickled -- all of them had to be pecked!
A dragon and a phoenix made a fuss on the bed with the curtains hanging down, fluffy feathers flew around, and a few scales fell silently into the corner of the soft bed.
If Paimon saw it, she would probably say: Well...this is also a different kind of seven-year itch, right?
So even if it is a couple of gods who have lived for thousands of years, there will occasionally be times when their teeth bite their tongues in daily life!
And on the other side, not so long ago.
Finally, Heulia and Heulia met Lord Fengshen, who was "wandering in the world".
"Oh, what a rare visitor." The bard who put down his piano waved his hands, his eyes were as clear as a thousand years of spring water. "Finally, Lia, welcome to Mond~ Do you need a guide? Just a little mora~"
He blinked, looking pitiful.
"You can hire the best bard in the entire Tivat continent to be your tour guide!"
After all, her long hair was loose, and she was wearing a short moon-white cheongsam that exposed her snow-white slender legs, and she was holding hands with Heulia, who was wearing the same style but in black.
Just standing there, the two formed a landscape of their own, attracting countless eyes.
She looked at the young Fengshen, her gaze swept over his heart, and after a while, a slight smile appeared in his expectant eyes.
"Okay, but my Mora is not easy to earn, so be prepared to pay the price?"
Wendy heyed and winked.
"Come on, we're old friends, right?"
It was also today that she discovered that there are people like Zhongli in the world—no, there are such gods. Although she is doing everything she can, the only seven gods she knows are Feng and Yan.
But compared with bards who can't even drink alcohol, Mr. Zhongli, who works in the Hall of Rebirth, is much more generous-although a large part of the reason is because of the activity funds provided by the son Dadalia, but he can treat the boss Zhongli, who named all three kinds of Yebo Stones in a box and didn't ask or bargain——
Presumably it must be a god who lives up to his name, living a life that will never lack Mora!
After that, it’s time to buy clothes and flowers, and make sachets—the damn Chunxiang Kiln will be avoided in the future, and everyone’s eyes on her have become strange!
Then I went to Bubulu to buy the immortal incense, because Baizhu was not there, only Qiqi was there, and in order to buy the immortal incense, I also investigated the traces of the coconut sheep, a half-immortal beast, but of course found nothing in the end.
I also borrowed a bell from the owner of a teahouse, and for this reason I went into a pot and cleaned it for a long time.
In order to send Xian Dianyi to help, because Zhongli said that the rest of the operation funds can be kept for himself, Ying also negotiated the price carefully, and her mouth was dry.
Even at the last moment, he drank tea to quench his thirst and took a rest at Sanwanbugang, and met Qixing's secretary, and got an invitation to go to the palace suspended in the sky - Qunyu Pavilion.
Among them, Ying didn't want to recall all the things after purchasing everything.
It was just purchasing the things needed to send Xian Dianyi, she couldn't figure it out, how could there be so many extra things, and then spent a whole day——
"In that case, everything is ready." Zhong Lixin said to Ying with a smile after confirming one by one. "Thank you for your hard work today, so how about my treat, Xinyuexuan?"
"Young master pay?" Ying had already conditioned reflex.
Zhong Li nodded naturally. "During the contract period, he is naturally responsible."
Paimon was the first to cheer. "I want to eat a big meal!"
"Ahem, don't go too far Paimon." Ying pretended to be serious, and then changed her voice, and she proposed enthusiastically. "Can I bring a few more people?"
Zhong Li generously responded. "Chongxiao will come too."
So late at night, in the resplendent Beiguo Bank.
The young master who came back here after a busy day looked at the bill sent to Beiguo Bank in front of him, and fell into deep thought. "Mr. Zhongli, the traveler, and the little lady who can fly, eat... quite a lot."
This long list of dishes, a series of Mora... Well, the gift ceremony is ready, and it's hard work for them.Next, it's time for his activities.
The young man's face was hidden in the shadow of the backlight, and his blue eyes were dim at any time, but at this moment they bloomed with a miraculous brilliance.
"Although I hate these troublesome things, everything is worth it when I think about it in the end." He chuckled lightly, full of expectation. "Come quickly, the final breach—"
**
Routine walking to digest food.
"Why do you want to retire?" The cold moonlight fell, and he walked along the foot of Tianheng Mountain, looking at the two figures in front of him, and asked curiously.
"If you want to talk about why, the main reason is because you have been doing this job for too long." Zhong Li replied after thinking about it. "Since Liyue was established, it's time to unload this burden."
"Because there is an invitation to immortals every year, Zhongli and I can't travel for a long time." After I finished speaking, I met Zhongli's disapproving gaze.
"Although this is also the main reason, but if I say it, I always feel that my image will become bad." Zhongli said in a gentle voice that is not suitable for children to listen to.
Ying: It feels like I have glimpsed a corner of the cruel reality... Even the rock god who has been in power for more than [-] years, would he want to retire and fish?
Paimon muttered: "No wonder the singer said he has a good relationship with Morax, so they are actually the same type of gods in essence."
Ying: What nonsense are you talking about? Paimon!
I laughed out loud: "Wendy, he's actually a little afraid of Zhongli."
Paimon suddenly became curious: "Why? He said that he has a very good relationship with you. He used to get together every now and then to drink and sing."
Ying nodded, that's right, that's right, when talking about the friends in Liyue, Wendy's expression will become very gentle and nostalgic.Moreover, he also said that when the matter of Mond is over, he will come back to Liyue, and then they may run into each other——
[At that time, we will hold a grand party, travelers, you should come too! ]
"Probably because the hangover tea made by Zhongli is really bad." Recalling the young Fengshen's face of pain waking up every time he was poured tea, trying to spit out the hangover tea in his throat, I couldn't help but laugh.
Zhong Li couldn't hear it, "The sobering up tea is for sobering up, and it's normal to be a little lacking in taste. Besides, Zhong Xiao never said that the tea I made was bad."
"Huh? Didn't you notice? Zhong Xiao is no longer drunk in front of you—as long as you're around, he'll only taste it." I reminded him. "He's really worried about drinking the hangover tea you made for him again."
Zhongli: ...
He turned his head and met his lover's teasing and smiling eyes.There is nothing to understand, he tightened his hand slightly, and held it tighter with the clasped hand.
"Okay, I'll try to adjust the taste next time to make it taste better."
"Pfft~" I finally couldn't help laughing out loud, "No need, it's better if it's a bit unpleasant, let them know that it's good to drink in moderation."
Zhongli: ...there is no need to use the hangover tea he made as a warning, right?Forget it, as long as Chong Xiao likes it.
Unknowingly, Ying and Paimon distanced themselves from the two people in front of them.
"If you want to talk about why, it's because you can't penetrate the atmosphere between them when you talk." Paimeng flew beside Ying, and the starlight-colored cloak fluttered slightly with her movements. "I was listening to an opera with Fan Erye before, and said that the emperor and the empress have been together since a long time, and after the emperor became a god, the empress also became the empress - so far, it has been more than 3000 years Woolen cloth."
Ying just imagined it, and couldn't help sighing. "It's been a long time..."
Paimon also nodded, clasped his hands together, and sighed like a little adult. "How many seven-year itches have to go through!"
fluorescent:……
"Shh, keep your voice down, Pamon, if you talk nonsense, maybe one day you will be captured and made into real emergency food!" What are you saying to the couple who are still in love after thousands of years!
"Wow!" The little thing quickly covered his mouth and hid behind Ying. "They, they didn't hear it, did they?"
Those eyes were black at first glance, but when you look closely, you will find that the big eyes that seem to hide a sea of stars in them blinked, Paimon asked cautiously in a low voice.
Ying suppressed a smile. "Probably not." No wonder, at this distance, people with higher strength can hear clearly, let alone gods.But Zhongli and Chongxiao didn't respond, it seemed that they didn't care about Paimeng's words.
"Hey~" After making sure there was no danger, Paimon smirked and touched his head. "I just thought of it suddenly - but Chong Xiao and Zhong Li's relationship is so good, there will definitely not be any seven-year itch!"
"Well, I think so too." Ying smiled and nodded.
Late at night, Qiutong alley.
One of my tail feathers was combed off by Zhong Li.
When he realized this, he was about to hide the evidence, as if nothing had happened.Standing up from a lying position, I turned around and stared at him, and my eyes moved down to the long, graceful and gorgeous tail feather that was mainly red and supplemented by gold in his hand.
Seeing that the matter was brought to light, Zhong Li had no choice but to confess. "I just pulled it lightly...it fell off, maybe Chongxiao's moulting period has come..."
"It's really not because you want to collect it, so you stroke my tail feathers quietly?" I interrupted him calmly. "You change back to the dragon body first."
Zhongli didn't understand what he meant, but he still obediently turned into a dragon body and lay obediently on the bed.
I took a closer look, then picked out the most beautiful piece, and went for it!
Damn guy, it's fine to collect my feathers quietly these past few years, but after finding out that I don't shed any feathers, I started plucking them directly!
"Wait—Chong Xiao, I can explain it!" Zhong Li tried to calm his wife's anger, but it was useless, instead he was moved left and right by the sharp beak, trying to avoid the pain. Itchy attack.
——Because the place I pecked, using a human body as an analogy, is his itchy flesh.
"I don't listen--bad guy!" I don't care what he says, keep on talking!The hair was messed up by him, the scales were pecked twice, and the flesh was tickled -- all of them had to be pecked!
A dragon and a phoenix made a fuss on the bed with the curtains hanging down, fluffy feathers flew around, and a few scales fell silently into the corner of the soft bed.
If Paimon saw it, she would probably say: Well...this is also a different kind of seven-year itch, right?
So even if it is a couple of gods who have lived for thousands of years, there will occasionally be times when their teeth bite their tongues in daily life!
And on the other side, not so long ago.
Finally, Heulia and Heulia met Lord Fengshen, who was "wandering in the world".
"Oh, what a rare visitor." The bard who put down his piano waved his hands, his eyes were as clear as a thousand years of spring water. "Finally, Lia, welcome to Mond~ Do you need a guide? Just a little mora~"
He blinked, looking pitiful.
"You can hire the best bard in the entire Tivat continent to be your tour guide!"
After all, her long hair was loose, and she was wearing a short moon-white cheongsam that exposed her snow-white slender legs, and she was holding hands with Heulia, who was wearing the same style but in black.
Just standing there, the two formed a landscape of their own, attracting countless eyes.
She looked at the young Fengshen, her gaze swept over his heart, and after a while, a slight smile appeared in his expectant eyes.
"Okay, but my Mora is not easy to earn, so be prepared to pay the price?"
Wendy heyed and winked.
"Come on, we're old friends, right?"
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