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Extra Story 3: A collection of small jokes

"How can the little white rabbit beat the big bad wolf"

After the undisguised love between the two forced Jiang Yuze away, Li Shu pinched Fang Xiaoyi's face and said, "Do you trust me now?"

Fang Xiao also puffed up his face and snorted deliberately: "It's so easy to make me believe you? No way."

Li Shu raised his eyebrows, ouch, the docile little white rabbit has turned into a tsundere rabbit?He said with a smirk: "Have you ever seen someone who is open and upright showing affection in front of the person he likes? Little fool, look at you and me showing affection so much that your senior was forced away."

Fang Xiao also glared at him, and said, "You still want to blame me? Li Shu, you are a rascal!" Then he turned around and sat down on the sofa, turning his back on Li Shu and ignoring him.

Li Shu followed and sat down, hugging Fang Xiaoyi from behind, deliberately coaxing beside the little rabbit's ears: "Yes, yes, I'm a rascal. I'm going to make strawberry pudding now, do you want Xiaoxiao to eat it?"

Fang Xiaoyi: "..." Hold back!You must not compromise with the bad guys!

Li Shu bit Fang Xiaoyi's earlobe again, and when Fang Xiaoyi's ears were all red, he suddenly let go of his embrace and said, "Don't eat? If you don't want to eat, I'll go to bed..."

As soon as she stood up, Li Shu looked at Fang Xiaoyi with a smug smile.Fang Xiaoyi was blushing and reached out to grab Li Shu's clothes, and said with pitiful eyes: "I want to eat..."

"Hey, don't make trouble with me." Li Shu bent down and kissed the little white rabbit's face in satisfaction, "I'll make you pudding now."

"How can a buddy be an eternal enemy? → The little thoughts of the little ones"

On Children's Day, Xu Yuanzhan met Li Shu with a little cat and a little white rabbit at the entrance of the amusement park.

"Senior Jiang! Long time no see!" As soon as he saw Jiang Yuze, Fang Xiaoyi immediately broke away from Li Shu's arms and rushed over.

While busy catching Fang Xiaoyi, Jiang Yuze looked at Li Shu with raised eyebrows.

Li Shu gritted his teeth, this little guy forgot his husband after seeing his senior!Go back and be punished!Then he raised his eyes and met Xu Yuanzhan's optimistic expression.

Li Shu was dissatisfied and said: "Are you still laughing?" He pointed to two people who were not far in front of him, "Your family doesn't want you anymore."

Xu Yuanzhan glanced expressionlessly, and said, "I never thought there would be results from suffering."

Li Shu shrugged speechlessly, followed behind the two of them with Xu Yuanzhan, and said, "I guess this was arranged by Jiang Yuze."

"I think so." Xu Yuanzhan and Li Shu looked at each other and smiled in unison, "These two guys still think that we have a bad relationship, so they came here."

"Our relationship hasn't been so bad for a long time-it's nothing serious!" Li Shu laughed and hooked Xu Yuanzhan's shoulders, and Xu Yuanzhan slapped him.

"I need to maintain my image in front of Yuze." Xu Yuanzhan said seriously.

Li Shu glanced at him contemptuously, "Do you really think you are tall, majestic and handsome in Jiang Yuze's heart? In fact, we are probably the same in their hearts? Molesting big bad wolf or something..."

Suddenly, a child bumped into Li Shu, making Li Shu almost unsteady.Annoyed, he glanced at the child who ran away, and seeing Xu Yuanzhan's funny expression, Li Shu looked around and sighed, "If they want to find a place, they can't find it here... Now I think they want to play by themselves .”

Xu Yuanzhan looked around, there were indeed children everywhere, but there were also innocent couples, he nodded in agreement and said, "I think your family Fang Xiaoyi suggested this place."

"My Xiaoxiao is the only one who can hack! It's you, you should take good care of your little cat, what if you eat the little rabbit?" Li Shu snorted, thinking about Jiang Yuze's hugging Fang Xiaoyi before, he was upset .

Xu Yuanzhan felt the same way, "...I think little rabbits are more deceiving! You should eat little rabbits quickly."

The two "good buddies" sneered at each other while walking up to their dazed lovers who had just come off a roller coaster.

"Masakure-sama's birthday...what can I give you?"

Li Shu's birthday is coming soon, Fang Xiaoyi sits on a chair and looks at the box in front of him, feeling very distressed.

This is the courier I just received today. As for what's inside...Looking at Fang Xiaoyi's blushing face from time to time, you can probably guess half a minute?

He had already asked the girls on the Internet a few days ago, and they gave all kinds of answers. The most common answer was to give himself to Li Shu, but Fang Xiaoyi just didn't think it was reliable.Then he searched for a lot of articles on the Internet, specifically looking for clips of birthdays. Just when he found nothing, Fang Xiao also saw a good one, and then went to a certain treasure to buy something...

Fang Xiaoyi looked back at the door that he had closed, as if he had made up his mind, and opened the small box.

"Should this be okay?" Fang Xiaoyi looked at himself in the full-length mirror, thought for a while, and put on another loose shirt.

Just as he was about to change back after trying on the clothes, the door was opened——

"Xiaoxiao, I'm back, you..." Li Shu's next words were stuck in his throat, and he wanted to raise his hand to cover his nose unconsciously.

But he didn't do that, he just watched Fang Xiaoyi turn around in surprise and blushing without speaking for a while.

Fang Xiaoyi wore a pink rabbit ear headband on her soft black hair. She was wearing a shirt that just covered the top of her thighs. The clothes had been unbuttoned halfway, revealing a large fair chest, pink and tender. Two points are also looming.

"Li Shu, why are you back?" Fang Xiaoyi was so flustered that he forgot how he was dressed.

"Didn't I tell you that I'm going to buy groceries? Of course I have to go home after groceries." Li Shu stared at him, and approached Fang Xiaoyi while talking, "What do you want to do with your clothes like this?"

"That... I, isn't your birthday coming soon? I just want to make something..."

"Oh? Are you going to dress like this for my birthday?" Li Shu's eyes peeped into the gap of the shirt, "Xiaoxiao, where did you learn it?"

Fang Xiaoyi was so anxious that he was about to cry, and said, "Go away first, okay? I just want to surprise you..."

Seeing her lover dressed so seductively, Li Shu couldn't bear it. Counting it...the number of times the two have been dating since the beginning of dating, Li Shu was also worried that the little white rabbit would not be able to accept it for a while, but unexpectedly On this day, Fang Xiaoyi unexpectedly threw himself into the trap again.

Fingers unbuttoned the shirt one by one, gently pinched the shirt with both hands and pulled it back, Fang Xiaoyi's body in only underwear was exposed in Li Shu's sight.Li Shu turned his head slightly, and when he saw the full-length mirror, his eyes suddenly darkened, and he felt his throat was unbearably dry.

Xiao Yi, who has always been well-behaved, actually wore such a design of panties—from the front, although the briefs were the same as usual, the back seams were opened, revealing two white buttocks, which looked extremely attractive.

"Xiaoxiao...you think I like this, don't you?" Li Shu's lips kissed Fang Xiaoyi's lips again and again, extremely gentle, but two big hands stretched out behind Fang Xiaoyi and pinched those two. Flap meat balls.

"Ah... Li Shu, you, don't you like it?" Fang Xiaoyi exclaimed and asked in frustration when a large part of the exposed area was caught in the palm of the man's hand.

Li Shu sighed—how could this kid be so stupid, he still has the heart to ask him if he likes his actions like this?I am not afraid that I will eat him right away.

It really is a little white rabbit.

Li Shu picked up Fang Xiaoyi and sat on the bed, and Fang Xiaoyi sat on Li Shu's lap with his legs open.

"Xiaoxiao, I like it very much. I like you to dress like this very much, and I also like you very much." Li Shu put his arms around Fang Xiaoyi's waist, raised his head and said with a smile, "However, you don't need any assistance. I like you. You don't have to make yourself like this, you know?"

"Hmm..." Fang Xiaoyi blushed and replied, "Then, you are still like this..."

The man said so, but his hands never left his buttocks for a second, and he couldn't put it down even more at this time.

Li Shu evoked a smile, and squeezed that place hard as a mischievous, Fang Xiaoyi was so scared that he hugged him tightly.

"A proper taste is necessary."

"wife slave"

Li Shu brought Fang Xiaoyi to City H for the first time, and visited the couple by the way.

"Senior Jiang! Your home is so beautiful QwQ, it feels so warm." Fang Xiaoyi was still the same as before, when he saw Jiang Yuze, he wanted to throw himself into his arms.

No way, who made Jiang Yuze look like a good brother.

Jiang Yuze patted the little white rabbit's head, and said, "Come on, I'll show you somewhere else. Li Shu, come and have a look too." Then he turned his head and raised his eyebrows to look at Xu Yuanzhan beside him, "What are you doing standing there stupidly?" ? Don’t you prepare some food and drink for Xiaoyi?”

"I..." Xu Yuanzhan just wanted to refute, but was swallowed back by Jiang Yuze, "I'll go now."

Xu Yuanzhan stood in the kitchen preparing drinks and snacks for the two "uninvited guests", feeling aggrieved at the same time - he wanted to go along to show off his masterpiece, how could this house be designed and decorated by him, what's wrong with this now thing?

After that, Xu Yuanzhan was enslaved by Jiang Yuze to do that. Xu Yuanzhan occasionally raised his eyes to see Li Shu's snickering expression, and his teeth itch with hatred.

A few hours later, Fang Xiaoyi wanted to go shopping in City H, so Li Shu took his people and left.Xu Yuanzhan remembered the mocking look Li Shu gave him before going out, and pushed Jiang Yuze down on the bed.

Jiang Yuze raised his eyebrows and said, "What do you want?"

Xu Yuanzhan put his hands next to Jiang Yuze's head and said angrily, "How could you do this to me?"

"What did I do to you? Didn't I just ask you to do something?" Jiang Yuze pouted, "They are all your friends too."

"I think you did it on purpose."

After a while, Jiang Yuze smiled and said, "I did it on purpose, how about it?"

Xu Yuanzhan's eyes darkened, and he was about to press down on Jiang Yuze, saying, "I will punish you."

"Okay." Jiang Yuze slowly caressed Xu Yuanzhan's neck with his fingers, and then gradually moved down to stop at the neckline, "You'd better punish until I don't have the strength to command you, otherwise...you understand."

"I will, my wife." Xu Yuanzhan bit Jiang Yuze's beautiful collarbone.

So that night, Jiang Yuze was really forced to get up without the strength...

"Oh, I didn't expect you to be so cute, this big vinegar bottle."

Everyone knows that the radio host Jiang Yuze and another famous program director Xu Yuanzhan are a gay couple.

It's just...Jiang Yuze's luck seems to be particularly prosperous recently?

Whether it's a woman or a man, or a curvy straight one, or a senior or an intern...every time, there are several people courting Jiang Yuze, sending flowers and chocolates, and all kinds of vulgar ideas.

How big of a fuss is this?Xu Yuanzhan is busy with work here, so he can tell it with both ears.It's just that he really couldn't get out of his family, so he didn't care about it all the time, and now there are rumors in the stage that the two are going to break up.

At this moment, Jiang Yuze had just sent away an intern who wanted to invite him to dinner, and met Xu Yuanzhan at the corner as soon as he walked out the door.

"Aren't you working? Why are you here?" Jiang Yuze asked suspiciously.

Xu Yuanzhan frowned and said, "Did that one come to hook you up just now?"

"Yeah." Jiang Yuze nodded, then thought of something, and smiled badly, "You... are you finally free to take care of me?"

Xu Yuanzhan was taken aback, and said helplessly, "I'm too busy with work recently...so I don't have time to drive those flies away."

"Flies?" Jiang Yuze smiled, "There are seniors of yours among those people, is it really okay to say that?"

Xu Yuanzhan's eyes widened, then he frowned uncomfortably and said, "It doesn't matter, it's just a big fly to harass you anyway."

"Oh..." Jiang Yuze couldn't help laughing, and deliberately prolonged the ending, "I didn't expect someone to be so jealous. If you put your reaction on Weibo, I don't know what those fans will say?"

Xu Yuanzhan glanced at him quietly, but didn't speak.

"Okay, big vinegar bottle." Jiang Yuze boldly put his arms around Xu Yuanzhan's neck, kissed the corner of his mouth, "Don't be angry, I have never accepted anyone's invitation, have I? Xu Davinegar The bottle...I belong to you."

Only then did Xu Yuanzhan's face soften, and he smiled. Before sealing Jiang Yuze's lips, he said, "Yes, I want those ignorant brats to know that you are mine."

The young man who hid aside and originally planned to deliver chocolates lost his mind and left with his head drooping.

Depend on!Who told him that Jiang Yuze didn't have a boyfriend!Labor and management must be beaten and disabled if they are found out!

"Are you the bastard who ruined my son with just your voice?"

Li Shu stood at the door of a private house and nervously rang the doorbell.

It was Fang Xiaoyi who opened the door, and when he saw him, he held Li Shu's hand happily, "You're here, come in quickly."

When Li Shu entered the room, what he saw was a woman sitting at the dining table drinking tea in a graceful manner.

"Come on, this is my mother." Fang Xiaoyi introduced with a smile.

"Hello, Auntie." Li Shu bowed politely, his almost ninety-degree bend clearly revealed his nervousness.

A few days ago, Fang Xiaoyi said that he would take him to see his mother.Fang Xiaoyi is really a person who does what he says, so he took him home immediately.

"Hello. Are you Li Shu?" Fang's mother glanced at him, her eyes were gentle but sizing up.

"Yes. I'm Xiaoyi's boyfriend." Knowing that Fang Xiaoyi had come out a few years ago, Li Shu didn't pretend to cover it up.

"I've heard from Xiaoyi, please sit down."

The three of them sat down, Mother Fang first greeted Fang Xiaoyi, and then chatted with the two of them.

Halfway through the conversation, Fang's mother suddenly said: "Xiaoyi, go to the nearby supermarket and buy me a pack of salt. I'll cook for you later, and the salt is already used up."

"Oh, I'm going now." Fang Xiaoyi responded, stood up with a smile, and gently shook Li Shu's hand, "I'll be back later, soon."

Li Shu glanced at Fang's mother awkwardly, and found that the other party didn't have much expression, so she said softly, "Okay, you can go."

When Fang Xiaoyi went out, Li Shu knew that Fang's mother was deliberately dismissing her son, but she didn't expect Fang's mother to say such a sentence——

"Are you the bastard who ruined my son with just your voice?" The woman raised her eyebrows, full of momentum.

Li Shu was stunned, not knowing how to deal with this quick turn of events, "This, I...yes, it's me..."

"How long have you kept Xiaoyi waiting for you?" Fang's mother's eyes suddenly became extremely sharp.

"...Three years." Li Shu felt that if he kept looking at each other, he would break out in a cold sweat, but in order to show his sincerity, he had to persevere.

"Very good." Fang's mother smiled, "Look at you nervous, I'm just asking you. These three years have been done by my stupid son myself, I didn't say to blame you. But you, in the future Really treat him well."

"Yes." Li Shu breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "I will definitely, Mom."

Mother Fang raised her eyebrows, then smiled softly and said, "You are too, you are familiar with yourself."

"Family, it's natural to call them relatives, isn't it?"

"Yeah... I finally understand why my son likes you. Is he abducted by you?" Mother Fang taunted while clapping her hands.

Li Shu was ashamed: "..."

Ginger is still old and spicy, if you don't know how to do it yourself, don't come out and show yourself...

"Happy New Year, happy new year, people are in good spirits on happy occasions"

Another new year came, and Xu Yuanzhan and Fang Xiaoyi once again stood in front of the door where they had had trouble.

The two looked at each other, and Xu Yuanzhan pressed the doorbell silently.

It was Xu's mother who opened the door. Neither of them expected that Xu's mother's attitude had changed 180 degrees this time.She was taken aback when she saw the two people, then smiled super happily and welcomed Jiang Yuze into the door first, and said, "Yuze, you are here, I have been looking forward to your coming this year!"

Xu Yuanzhan was dumbfounded, what's going on?He had the urge to go outside and look at the house number.

Jiang Yuze was completely dumbfounded, and would just turn his head to look at Xu Yuanzhan stupidly. Xu's mother squeezed his face from time to time beside him and said, "Oh, you've lost weight, look at this little face. Come on, come on." I made some food for you to make up for.”

Jiang Yuze was dragged away by Xu's mother, his head froze and he didn't know what happened.

Until sitting at the dining table, father Xu, mother Xu, Jiang Yuze and Xu Yuanzhan looked at each other in blank dismay.

Jiang Yuze groaned inwardly. While looking at Xu's mother who was cheerfully serving him turtle soup, he tugged on Xu Yuanzhan's sleeve and said, "What happened? Has your mother been reformed? Or Say... this is actually your mother's robot?"

Xu Yuanzhan couldn't help reaching out and knocking Jiang Yuze's head, and said in a low voice: "What are you pretending to be in your head. I don't know why my mother's attitude is like this. I think I have to ask my father—"

The two turned their heads at the same time to look at Father Xu, who was drinking the soup with a satisfied face. Father Xu took his time and still enjoyed the delicious food.It wasn't until he finished a bowl of soup that he said, "Ahem, Jin'er, you forgot that chicken feet are still cooking in the kitchen, right?"

Pfft—the soft-shelled turtle soup in Jiang Yuze's mouth almost spewed out, and Xu's father called Xu's mother so intimately, it was almost the same feeling as when he was young.Xu Yuanzhan also held back a smile to give Jiang Yuze the best of luck.

Xu's mother slapped her head, "That's right, I forgot! I'm old and my memory is bad! You guys eat first, I'll go to the kitchen and have a look."

Xu's mother left the dining table, Xu's father looked at the two laughing boys expressionlessly, and said, "Stop laughing, I know what you want to ask. I just enlightened her for a long time, and by the way I took a few I showed her a Danmei novel with a good reputation."

"Pfft—" Jiang Yuze really sprayed this time.

Tanmei novels?Is there any mistake? ! (Please use Trump to read)

Xu Yuanzhan wiped Jiang Yuze's mouth with a serious expression, "Dad...you are so powerful."

"That's necessary." Xu's father didn't understand the meaning, and filled another bowl of soup triumphantly.

"Here comes the delicious five-spice chicken feet~~" Mother Xu came out with the dishes at this time, and the two looked at each other, and stopped talking about irrelevant topics.

——In fact, they all knew in their hearts that Father Xu said it was easy, but in reality it would not be that easy.

In any case, they will respect the two of you in the future.

Next, Jiang Yuze and Xu's mother chatted happily, as if the unhappiness a year ago had never happened.

Xu Yuanzhan was also very relieved watching from the sidelines. Father Xu patted his son on the shoulder reassuringly, with a smile in his eyes.

"I'd say nothing is impossible."

Xu Yuanzhan turned his head to look at his father with gray hair, and said in a low voice, "Thank you, Dad."

"Hey, what's the use of thanking me. Actions are the truth. Well, go and accompany Yuze." Father Xu pouted.

Xu Yuanzhan nodded, and walked over to Jiang Yuze who was standing alone by the window watching the scenery.

Jiang Yuze raised his head, his eyes moist: "Yuan Zhan, your mother just told me that she was sorry for me before...but I think I am the one who is sorry for her."

"It's nothing, no one is sorry for anyone." Xu Yuanzhan squeezed Jiang Yuze's face, "As long as you can get along in harmony, there is nothing better than this, isn't it?"

Jiang Yuze nodded seriously, and said, "I will honor my parents with you in the future."

"Okay, my good Yuze." Xu Yuanzhan took his hand and shook it from side to side.The two silver rings made a crisp sound when they touched together.