[American Entertainment] The road to becoming a god

"Excauseme, you just said that you want to challenge me?" Cruise raised a sneer at Leonardo, "I don't think you can do it."

"No, I said I'm going to kill you." Leonardo gave him a sneering smile back, "It looks like someone is getting old and deaf."

Hodge, who was behind the newspaper, glanced over and said nothing.

Gaspar slipped his ID card under his butt, then picked up the plate of dessert and ate it as if nothing had happened.He's kind of happy to see these two go against each other, especially when there are other people around.There were only three of them in the room in the orchard, but today, the fire couldn't reach Gaspar.

Who doesn't like a good show.

Satisfied with Gaspar's acceptance of his cake, Leonardo squinted at Cruise in protest.

"I think it's time to start," he said, looking at Gerald.

"great."

Gerald cleared his throat, quickly threw the last ID card to Jason, who was trying to reduce his presence, and started hosting the game.

“[Barbarian] Leonardo is very dissatisfied with the existence of [Troubler] Cruise, he thinks there should not be such a fluffy in the team (Gaspar: Fluffy? Why would the bard be fluffy? Fluffy?), he used the throwing stone skill."

Gerald didn't answer Gaspar's question, he gave a 'you'll find out' look before tossing the 20-dice to Leonardo.

Gerrard: "The difficulty of killing a teammate is neither high nor low. According to your attack points, as long as the number you roll out is greater than 7, it is considered successful—it should be easy for a 20-sided dice."

Leonardo threw the dice confidently, but it turned out to be a blow to him.

He rolled out 5.

As long as there are more than 20 out of 7 sides, the success rate is 65%, but he still failed.

"Ha." Cruise raised his chin and mocked mercilessly, "It seems that someone is out of luck."

"Failed." Gerald judged, "[Barbarian] Leonardo wanted to sneak attack [Troubler] teammates, but he forgot that one of the characteristics of leopard people is their sensitive hearing. [Traveler] 】Cruz dodges the throwing attack, and the stone hits 【Paladin】Gaspar who is maintaining his sword behind. (Gaspar:???) 【Troubler】Cruce is very Valuing his beautiful teammate, he turned and stared at [Barbarian] Leonardo angrily, [You shouldn't challenge the authority of a troubadour] he said. [Traveler] Cruz's passive skill activates , [Barbarian] Leonardo's HP -5."

Leonardo was stunned. He didn't expect that he not only failed to kill Cruise at the beginning, but was reduced by 5 drops of blood by the opponent's passive skill.We must know that the blood volume of the barbarian is very high among all characters, but it is only 30 drops of blood, which is 5 drops in one fell swoop, and there are at least 3 small bosses and the final boss in the back. Can you win with Gaspar? In other words, whether he can challenge the boss alive is a problem.

"Good reduction." Cruise raised a triumphant smile, he raised one leg and leaned on the sofa, "Then it's my turn now, executive officer, I want to use skills on him."

Gerald made it clear that watching a good show is not a big deal, and he blinked.

"Your skills can only be used twice in total. Are you sure you want to use them here against [Barbarian] Leonardo?"

Cruise didn't hesitate: "Sure."

"Very good." Gerald smirked, "[Bard] Cruise uses skills on [Barbarian] Leonardo, [Barbarian] Leonardo will add a debuff (debuff effect), Luck value -3, defense -2, please note that the reduction of defense value may make the character more likely to be charmed."

Gaspar: "???"

Countless question marks rose above his head, no matter how it sounded, it seemed that these words were specifically addressed to him.

Gaspar had reason to suspect that Gerrard was deliberately targeting him. He had been being targeted since he drew the damn "Succubus Paladin". He reasonably suspected that he would be punished badly after playing.

So Gaspar decided to leave the sea of ​​suffering and give up his identity as a succubus.

After eating the last bite of the cake, he stood up with a plate, and was about to return the ID card to Gerrard: "I don't mean anything else, just saying that this game may not be suitable for me, play it, I can be a spectator. "

However, Gasper is not the only one who feels that he is being targeted, and there are many people who don't think it's a big deal just to watch a movie.

Ben was keenly aware of something. The Gaspar in his impression was a character who had the courage to play cards with him, who had been defeated and defeated repeatedly. It was impossible for him to give up just because the game was not suitable for him.

So he stopped Gaspar who turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey Garth, what is your identity? It can't be as simple as [Paladin]." Ben said rather maliciously, "There must be some hidden identity?"

Gaspar's back froze.

"There's nothing to hide," he tried to get away with it. "I'm just too tired. We haven't entered the map yet. It's almost 8 o'clock. I have to go and prepare to play Santa Claus in 3 hours." , Caris is looking forward to this."

"3 hours is enough." Matt also came to support his friends, "You don't really have any bizarre hidden identities, such as breaking into the dark forces inside the paladins, and if you win the treasure, you will kill everyone Kind of."

After speaking, the two of them will come up to forcibly check Gaspar's ID card.

Gasper tucked his ID card into the collar of his jacket and firmly denied it: "Nothing. I just don't want to play."

Ben Mada: "Liar."

Gaspar: "Really."

Ben Ma: "I don't believe it."

Gaspar: "Believe it or not, it's true."

Ben Mada didn't speak any more, the two of them looked at each other, and rushed towards them before Gaspar found out their intentions.

"I'm pinning him, Matt! Come on!" Ben pounced and grabbed Gasper by both wrists and pinned him to the couch, ignoring Gasper's still holding a cake covered in buttercream. plate.

"Hey! Let me go!" Gaspar tried to break free from Ben's grip, but Ben Affleck was considered strong for his age, Gaspar was no match for him, he just looked like a weak and pitiful The helpless cat was put on the sofa, "It's really nothing, Gerald-you don't care!"

Not only did Gerald ignore it, but he moved a chair and sat there. He crossed his legs and lay on the back of the chair, leisurely admiring the way Gaspar wanted to resist but was powerless.

"The rules don't say that it is not allowed to use physical attacks to check the real identity of the other party." He spread his hands, "I'm sorry Baby Gas, I can't do anything."

Ben Affleck easily subdued Gaspar, handed over the only weapon in his hand-the plate, and then he fixed Gasper's two wrists on the sofa cushion above his head with one hand, and reached out with the other hand. Go inside and look for that ID card.

"Don't, don't—my collar is about to break!"

Ben pushed Gaspar's knee down with difficulty, and then called out to his friend.

"Come here Matt, hold him down, the kitten is going to kick!"

Matt went over and helped Ben successfully subdue Gasper's knee and thigh. Ben kept clamping Gasper's wrist, turned around and came behind the sofa, Matt understood and took over Ben's rummaging work.

"Hey, don't touch!" Gaspar still didn't give up struggling, his chest heaved violently, and his cheeks were stained red, "Excuse me—is there anyone here to help?!"

Jensen wanted to help, but as soon as he stood up, he was caught by the beautiful little waistline under Gasper's shirt, and his feet were completely fixed in place.If he stepped forward to help, then the appreciation time would be over, Jason thought and sat back.

Hodge didn't want to help from the beginning to the end. He folded his newspaper into a quarter and read it, with his ID card sandwiched in between. From his position, he could see that Gaspar's collarbone exposed by his collar was The flames in the fireplace reflected pink.

Cruise avenged this evening, and he sat on the other side of the sofa and pretended not to see it.Who still remembers that he was dragged into the Shura field just after he came here, and he hasn't even eaten a mouthful of food to fill his stomach.

Only Leonardo had no scruples, he chose to step forward to help.

"Don't worry about Gaspar, I'm coming!" he said.

"Oh—thank you so much!" Gaspar made a point of repeating each letter, "Look, I can't believe only Leo at a time like this—wait a minute, Leo, what are you doing?"

Leonardo did help, but he didn't help Gaspar.

"I think it's better for you to call out your identity."

Said he was going to Lajaspar's shirt.

"Don't be so shy darling—it'll be all right soon and it won't hurt."

Hearing what tiger and wolf words these are, Gaspar rolled his eyes at everyone one by one in his heart.Those who knew thought they were joking, but those who didn't know thought they had strayed into some strange shooting scene.

"Okay, okay! I admit defeat!" Gaspar looked up at Ben Affleck, the instigator, "Stop thinking about my ID card, let's keep playing."

Before they could react, Gaspar looked at Gerrard again.

"Look at the map, where are we going first?"

Gerrard: "Forest and swamp, choose one of the two, roll the dice to decide, more than 10 is a forest, not more than a swamp."

"Forest." Matt was the first to make a choice, "Swamps are never a good place, it's best not to go."

forest--

Gaspar thought of the note on his identity "Be careful not to be entangled by monsters in the forest", his stomach tightened, and he looked up to see Gerrard staring at him with a half-smile, and he was even more certain in his heart Can't go to the forest.

"Swamp." Gaspar tapped the back of Ben's hand to signal him to let go. "The forest keeps us from the end of the game. No, we are farther away from the treasure. Let's choose the swamp. I'll roll the dice."

Ben and Matt look at each other and let go of Gasper, who crawls over Leonardo, rubbing his wrists, and picks up the 20-sided die.

The dice were thrown, dropped, and spun around the map.The smile on Gerald's face grew wider.

"3."

The dice stopped, with the number 3 printed on top.

"No more than 10," Gerald pointed to the direction of the swamp on the map. "The first stop of the treasure hunting team will be the swamp."

……

Gaspar quickly understood the meaning behind Gerald's malicious smile.

In Gerald's template, there is a octopus as tall as a 6-story building inhabiting the swamp, and the target of the octopus is only Gaspar.

To be precise, the target of the octopus monster is Gaspar who has the status of [Succubus Paladin].

Gerald: "——that monster didn't attack anyone else, its big eyes stared straight at [Paladin] Gaspar in the team, and then, before everyone could react, it waved dozens of spears The thick tentacles swept towards [Paladin] Gaspar, it took a fancy to the body of this [Paladin], it had not seen such a creature suitable to be a mother for hundreds of years, the instinct of reproduction made it Crazy, it must get this body, impregnate him, and become the one that breeds offspring..."

In the middle of Gerrard's narration, he was interrupted forcefully by Gaspar.

"What kind of shit plot is that!" Gaspar was rarely so irritable as he is now, he stared at Gerald through gritted teeth, "Octopus, conception, mother? Are you going to switch careers to nc-17 cult films? "

Gerald blinked at him innocently: "The plot is arranged, and I didn't let you go to the swamp."

Gaspar nearly fainted from suffocation.

It was the swamp he was coming to, and it was the dice he threw, so it was he who lifted the rock and shot himself in the foot.

Seeing that Gaspar had lost his voice, Gerald continued his story.

"—The tentacles of the octopus monster wiped out all the teammates around [Paladin] Gaspar, and then rolled up [Paladin] Gaspar with the tentacles full of suction cups. Their division of labor is very clear. The outside of the tentacles It is dark black, with the unique stench of the swamp, and there are countless suction cups on the inside, the size of a child's palm and the size of a sesame seed. They felt the body temperature of [Paladin] Gaspar, and immediately attached to his skin There were shallow or deep red marks on the armor, and a large amount of mucus waded in through the gaps in the armor..."

……

"Can't I attack it?" Gaspar was almost giving up, he asked with downcast eyes, "I remember I have attack skills."

"You are completely sucked by it, baby. That monster's tentacles are half as tall as yours. It's impossible for you to pull out your sword and cut it off." He smiled kindly, "And according to your character attributes - you like this."

Ben Ma: "!"

Leonardo: "Huh? Like means——"

Cruise: "I'm not hungry after you say that."

Hodge (lowering the newspaper furtively): "It's a good game."

Jason (falling into fantasy and unable to make a sound)

Gaspar (flushing): "..."

He really wanted to pat his ass and leave.

Is this playing a game? This is simply playing him!

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The author has something to say:

Hey, it's started, play the game (cross out) and play Gaspar.

【Note】

Gaspar: The succubus paladin who betrayed the devil, loves money, and loves sparkles (lower force value, explosive charm value, easy to be entangled by teammates and monsters)

Hodge: Undead Priest resurrected after being attacked by magical creatures

Leonor: A barbarian who specializes in bows and arrows and has a burst of stamina (long-distance masters, trekking masters, most afraid of cleanliness)

Matt: Dedicate yourself to the dark vampire magician (wide range damage, damage to light camp characters/monsters*2, damage to dark camp characters/monsters -50%)

Ben: A human martial arts master who has exercised his body to the extreme. He does not need weapons and has a strong body (carry the bad luck buff with him)

Cruise: Cheetah Bard (can add buff/debuff to teammates)

Jason: Thief, the most normal character card, can activate the stealing skill on teammates after surviving to the end, and steal their treasures

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