Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

The woods in front of Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce are densely packed, and the branches are staggered and long. The upper part of the dense forest in Savage Valley forms a huge, spider-like circular space.

"Someone should have already guessed that the waterway is difficult to walk, so we crossed it through the trees." Jiang Cheng said, and walked down the slope with Jian Xingce, and stopped at the water surface near the backflow.

Jian Xingce climbed up the thick branches growing nearby, and Jiang Cheng followed closely. After turning up with a belly roll, he pulled up several consecutive pull-ups to the high branches several meters above the water.

Branches vary in thickness, like human arms, even thicker and stronger, growing intertwined.

Looking down from the top, there are tangled branches growing under the feet, as if enveloping people in it.

I saw Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce shuttling through the trees, one in front of the other and back in front of each other from time to time, as agile as if they belonged to this forest, and their speed was far faster than crossing waist-deep water much.

"The trees in Savage Valley are mainly beech basswood and banyan tree. The vine branches are complex and dense, cross-growth, and the age of the trees is decades or even more than a hundred years. Except for the dead branches that need to be careful, these trunks are like stairs. Provide us with a convenient place to step on and grab, or even a shelter." Jiang Cheng said, looking behind him and around.

After walking for too long, the hillside behind the two of them was thrown out of sight, and was densely blocked by layers of branches.

The further east you go, the deeper the backflow of water, Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce have to continue to go up.

"The accumulated water may not disappear for a while. If there is no more heavy rain in the future, the accumulated water may be drained after a day and a night, but the ground that is full of accumulated water will become extremely difficult to walk on." Jiang Cheng said, "There is a high probability that we will live in a tree tonight."

Jian Xingce responded when he heard the words, and he said to Jiangcheng Road; "Did you see the canopy of the tree in the distance? It should be a good foothold for tonight."

Jiang Cheng looked in the direction of Jian Xingce's finger, and saw that there was at least a few hundred meters away, and he could see an extremely luxuriant canopy of trees. From a distance, he felt that the area was vast, and the green shade seemed to be able to cover the entire area. piece of basketball court.

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned when they saw this. From a distance, the canopy of the tree looked like an open giant umbrella, and the scattered thick branches were like the ribs supporting the giant umbrella, which was very spectacular from a distance.

[Fuck, that's just a tree! ?A tree can grow so big! ? 】

【Is this tree going to be fine? ! 】

[Suddenly understand what a single tree forms a forest... If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, it would be really hard to imagine it]

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce walked for another hour, and finally came to this giant banyan tree. At close range, this giant banyan tree even blocked out the sky and the sun. The unique aerial root system grew downward from the branches, hundreds of Thousands of places hang in mid-air, like tree trunks, like a forest, and when you look up, you will be deeply shocked.

The two found a suitable place nearby, where a natural obtuse angle was formed between the tree branch and the trunk, and it could be used as a shelter by simply tidying up.

Jiang Cheng chopped off the small, thorny branches at the foothold, and said, "In many places, this kind of banyan tree is called the Giant Dragon Banyan, which literally means it is a banyan tree where giant dragons inhabit. It is very large."

"These aerial roots that grow from the branches, hang and stand upright are used to absorb nutrients and water vapor in the air. They penetrate straight into the soil to provide nutrients for the dragon banyan tree and also support the branches, so we choose these branches As a foothold for tonight, it is very safe, and the strength they can carry far exceeds the weight of two grown men." Jiang Cheng explained.

Jian Xingce nodded slightly: "A few years ago, a group of travel friends found a giant dragon banyan in a deep mountain forest in Guixi Autonomous Region. A small crashed cargo plane was stuck on the crown of the banyan tree. Judging to a certain extent, it is likely to be a US military supply plane during World War II. A giant dragon banyan tree with a long history can fully support a cargo plane."

[This is not a tree, it is simply a green giant]

【Too tyrannical】

[Then I'm relieved, at least tonight I don't have to worry about Mr. Jiang and the team leader falling asleep and falling off the tree suddenly (funny.jpg)]

[Ha ha ha ha! 】

[I'm afraid that there will be a sudden heavy rain at night, and the place where Teacher Jiang and the team leader sleep will be flooded again]

When Jiang Cheng saw the barrage, he couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth——

These netizens... can't we just hope that they order well?

"Our choice of foothold is high enough, if it is flooded again, I am afraid there is really nowhere to go." Jiang Cheng joked, "At that time, this level will not be flooded, but a flood peak. "

They are now almost two meters above the surface of the water. If they are all flooded, the depth of the accumulated water will be more than three meters. I am afraid that they do not need to give up the challenge themselves. The organizer will send a helicopter to pick them up directly. .

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce took a short rest, and there were countless mosquitoes under the green shade, and even clustered into clusters, which was extremely annoying, and Jiang Cheng could kill three or four with one slap.

Seeing this, Jian Xingce got up and said to Jiang Cheng, "I'm going to check the surrounding situation, are you staying here?"

Jiang Cheng agreed, but he couldn't stay idle. He got up, pulled down a few hanging vines nearby, and cut off the slender branches and leaves, and simply made a coir raincoat with two sides covered.

Although it is rough and simple, the prototype and function are all available.

After Jiang Cheng finished one, he made another one for Jian Xingce, and the barrage filled the barrage—[Mr. 】……

Jiang Cheng was amused when he saw it: "To be honest, if this rainstorm hits like this morning, I'm afraid it won't be of any use, but if it's just light rain, it can still block it."

"The rainy season in Savage Valley is not at this time. The rainfall in the past two days has been heavy, and there should be no more rainstorms." Jiang Cheng muttered prayerfully, "The temperature will probably be higher after the rain, and the entire rainforest will become more humid The heat is unbearable, and after the rain, many animals come out to look for food, and the beasts that have been hungry for two days are all out, so we need to be more careful."

【Teacher Jiang: Be careful of beasts; Beasts: Be careful of humans (dog heads)】

【Hahahahahaha Teacher Jiang, don't be modest, even Yabala fish has become a Chinese meal, what else can escape Teacher Jiang's mouth? 】

[Teacher Jiang is implying that he has been hungry for two days, hahaha, this caution must be to make the beast be careful]

[Nonsense, how could our Teacher Jiang be hungry!At least the supper fish feast in the early morning is definitely full hahaha]

Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, and then came back to this banyan tree. The Giant Dragon Banyan actually has a formal scientific name called the Bengal banyan tree. Compared with the largest Bengal banyan tree in the world, the tree they are in is still nothing. .

"I heard that an army of six to seven thousand people stayed under the banyan tree to enjoy the shade. Even until now, a grand market is regularly held under the banyan tree every year. That is the real forest of individual trees. , The locals even call that place the Lone Tree Forest, if you are interested, you can also go and play, it is quite unique." Jiang Cheng said.

After he finished speaking, he shook the two coir raincoats that he had just finished, and hung them on the branch of a tree to drip dry.

[Good guy, this is the first time Mr. Jiang planted grass and went out on the show? ! 】

【It’s rare that this time it’s not a negative case】

[I'm really excited! ! 】

[It's rare for Mr. Jiang not to mention negative teaching materials, it's strange that people are not used to it haha]

Jiangcheng took a sip of water to replenish water. The biggest advantage of rainy days is the freedom to get water, especially after it rains for half a day, it is cleaner. The dirt and dust deposited on the leaves have been washed away, and there are not many debris after the rainwater is collected and settled for a long time , can be drunk directly.

However, Jiangcheng still has the double insurance of charcoal filtration and physical cotton filtration.

He was drinking water when he suddenly saw something floating on the water not far away, it looked like a small mammal from a distance.

Jiang Cheng immediately became interested, packed his backpack and carried it on his back, grabbed the vines and branches and quickly rushed to the water.

I saw that the water speed near the water was extremely slow, and the water flow seemed to be standing still. The floating object not far away was slowly sent to Jiangcheng by the water flow. When I looked closer, Jiangcheng could see that it was probably a small fish. Badgers are just covered with a layer of flying flies.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng gave up the idea of ​​salvaging, his face paled, and he returned to the branch in resentment.

[SOS a group of blowflies! ! ! !I'm about to vomit]

[What a big, fat fly... Goosebumps are coming up]

[The drone is so close, I feel that the live broadcast room may see it more clearly than Mr. Jiang! !I will really thank you]

[Drones know something, don't take pictures that shouldn't be taken! ! 】

【Hey, Mr. Jiang can't bear to slip away】

【Fortunately, the team leader didn't see it, otherwise...】

Jiang Cheng had to rectify Jian Xingce's name a bit: "Even Team Jian would not be able to do it. With so many flies and insects biting, most of the meat must have been rotten, especially during this period of continuous rainstorms, hot and humid, which greatly accelerated the process. The speed at which animal carcasses decompose can only be enjoyed by scavengers in less than half a day."

When Jiang Cheng returned to the height of the tree, no one noticed that the body of the little badger full of flies was dragged under the surface of the water without a sound, and never came up again.

The audience in the live broadcast room are still laughing happily——

[Why does Mr. Jiang sound so regretful?]

[Teacher Jiang: If it weren't for the stomach's disapproval, I would dare to snatch the rations of scavengers! 】

[No, really no need! 】

Jiang Cheng returned with nothing to gain, empty-handed.

Not long after, Jian Xingce also came back, his lower body was half wet, and the water dripped and wet a piece of tree branches that came, and he looked a little embarrassed.

In addition, Jian Xingce didn't hold anything in his hand, just a backpack on his back, which looked like he had returned in vain.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng looked at Jian Xingce in surprise: "Did it fall into the water?"

Jian Xingce: "..."

[Hahahahaha, can Mr. Jiang not put such a price drop accident on the team leader! 】

[The leader's expression is speechless hahaha]

Jian Xingce took out a handful of green fruit the size of a grape from his waterproof backpack and said, "I saw a broken leprosy tree on the water, so I waded into the water."

Jatropha is actually very recognizable. There are small bumps on the trunk, and the fruit is like tung oil seeds, hence the name.

"Leprosy fruit also has a high oil content, which is a good fuel for combustion. We build a fire to roast, and the bugs will not always surround it." Jian Xingce explained.

Jiang Cheng immediately helped: "I'll smash the fruit."

[Good luck, you can still find the fire artifact in such a humid time! 】

【leprosy?The first reaction is that isn’t that some kind of weird problem hahaha]

[It feels similar to oil coconut? 】

Jiang Cheng picked a broad leaf and wrapped a bunch of fruits together, then broke off a thick branch to make a pestle, pressed it against the leaf and rolled it back and forth.

"In fact, there are quite a lot of trees with high oil production in the forest. The oil palm bears the brunt. There are also some common tree species such as pine, fir, and eucalyptus, which are also common tree species with high oil content. The problem is whether they can be identified and understood. They." Jiang Cheng said.

"There is also a kind of miraculous tree that can produce oil. When a hole is drilled in it, brown oily sap will emerge from the hole, which is very similar to diesel oil. Forest workers often use them for lighting." While Jiang Cheng was speaking, the oil from the leprosy fruit was also crushed, leaking out from the leaves, and leaking on the sawdust core underneath.

He immediately took these to Jian Xingce's fire pit.

"These tree oils are not only a substitute fuel for petroleum, but also a more high-quality green and environmentally friendly fuel. They have been vigorously planted in many wastelands, especially jatropha, which has strong viability, rapid growth, resistance to diseases and insect pests, and rapid Cheng Lin." Jiang Cheng said.

Some recruits who have been in the army for less than two years will be assigned to plant trees in the wasteland. When Jiang Cheng first joined the army, he was sent to the wasteland for three months. After returning, everyone was darkened for several degrees. Even if he recovered later, it was not in vain. Return to original shade.

Jatropha is a popular oil tree in recent years. After scientific modification of their genetic "carbon chain", they can even produce industrial oils with different viscosities. It is also a miracle of the combination of artificial and natural under science.

As Jiang Cheng spoke, sparks were splashed onto the sawdust stained with fruit oil during Jian Xingce's rapid drilling, but the wood chips were a little damp, sparks were splashed with fruit oil, and after a short burst of flames, they returned It was quickly annihilated, and fainted with puffs of choking white smoke.

Jian Xingce carefully tilted his head to wipe off the sweat on the tip of his nose, and said, "It's okay, try again."

Jiang Cheng nodded slightly. Seeing that Jian Xingce's face was covered with sweat, he wiped it off with his sleeve: "Be careful not to drip the sweat, or your success will be in vain."

Jian Xing agreed.

[Pfft, Mr. Jiang, you don't have to speak! ! 】

[The action of a loving young couple was spoiled by Mr. Jiang orz]

【So it’s not that the team leader is sweating, but I’m just worried that the fire won’t start hahaha】

[Understood, the team leader tool man is really hammering]

[Hahahahaha Mr. Jiang: Survive first, then fall in love. After the basic conditions are created, let’s talk about other things! 】

[Team leader, work harder!Otherwise, the qualifications for dating will be deprived haha]

It took Jian Xingce half an hour to finally light the fire.

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief, sitting on both sides of the fire, baked by the bright and warm bonfire, suddenly felt tired and lazy.

"It's really not easy. It's really not something ordinary people can do to start a fire in this environment." Jiang Cheng let out a breath, and sent rainbow farts to Jian Xingce, "Thanks to Team Jian being here, otherwise we can only make ends meet tonight pass."

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng and asked, "Is there no bugs?"

"Much less." Jiang Cheng was satisfied.

Compared with Jian Xingce, Jiang Cheng can be regarded as a very picky and pursuing person. If conditions permit, he is willing to spend some time in the wild to prepare himself a more comfortable environment. Of course, this premise is that Jiang Cheng really has this ability. Toss, if you want to change to someone else, it's really good to guarantee your survival.

Seeing this, Jian Xingce smiled: "That's good."

He grabbed the backpack on the side, rummaged through an inner pocket and took out a tightly wrapped leaf ball.

——In the last leaf cluster that Jian Xingce took out so carefully, there were still important materials such as leprosy fruit.

——So Jiang Cheng was quite looking forward to seeing this.

He leaned a few centimeters closer to look, and asked Jian Xingce: "The harvest is not small, what else did you bring back?"

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng: "Food."

Jiang Cheng blinked and took a closer look: "What to eat? Such a small ball?"

After he finished speaking, he paused, then suddenly realized something, and shrank back slightly, but was resisted by Jian Xingce's body.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Under Jiang Cheng's gaze, Jian Xingce opened the leaf package. After the palm-sized package was spread out, there were clusters of white, white, yellow and yellow bugs, stacked together indistinguishably from head to tail, slowly squirmed.

Jiang Cheng closed his eyes tightly.

"It's also from that jatropha tree. It's worth the trip to the water." Jian Xingce said, "The tree worms are relatively clean. You can eat them by pinching off the head and tail."

【Grass! ! ! 】

[The leader's insect feast, although late but arrived]

[I actually have a weird, dusty sense of relief, what should come is still here]

[Why do I think this is more than the worms Mr. Jiang was assigned by the team leader... It feels more]

【The team leader brought a whole family home】

【Teacher Jiang is not well at all hahahahahaha】

[A wife like you can run away! ! ! 】

After Jiang Cheng was silent for two seconds, he looked at Jian Xingce: "Although you can eat it by pinching the head and tail, but now there is a fire, let's eat it after roasting it?"

"Alright." Jian Xingce had no objection, although in his eyes the difference was not that big.

Jiang Cheng immediately found a thin twig, and together with Jian Xingce, sorted out the mass of bugs one by one, pinched off the head and tail to squeeze out the body fluids and internal organs, then strung the twigs, and held them up to the bonfire for charcoal roasting.

Small crackling sounds exploded in the bonfire from time to time, and the bunch of worms visible to the naked eye were scorched and curled up, shrinking by at least a quarter.

Jiang Cheng took one off and stuffed it into Jian Xingce's mouth: "How is it?"

"It's okay." Jian Xingce chewed a few mouthfuls before swallowing it. Jiang Cheng didn't know whether to believe this answer or not.

He slowly picked one and put it in his mouth. The surface of the burnt treeworm was still relatively crispy, and he took a bite. The body fluids and internal organs were squeezed out, and it was baked again. The weird taste of bursting pulp is indeed better than cold salad in general.

Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows slightly, and in a few moments, he and Jian Xingce separated each other and hurriedly.

[?It actually feels like it tastes good? 】

[After all, they are familiar!Protein again!Protein roasting is always delicious, right? 】

[I didn't expect that it can be colored by roasting, it's golden and golden, and I have an inexplicable appetite when I look at it...]

[Worthy of being Mr. Jiang, everything can be baked, the ordinary Chinese little master]

[Laughing, Mr. Jiang: I will really thank you]

"There is a barrage saying that our dinner looks quite appetizing." Jiang Cheng turned his head and said to Jian Xingce.

Jian Xingce raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard the words: "Have an appetite? Do you want to give it to them?"

【……no no no! 】

[No need, Mr. Jiang, don't hurt each other! ! 】

【Teacher Jiang is broken QAQ】

Jiang Cheng grinned, he licked his teeth, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "As long as you don't use your tongue to savor it carefully and get a quick solution, generally speaking, it's quite acceptable, and there's nothing particularly weird about it."

"Generally speaking, those with particularly weird taste are usually not suitable for eating. It is recommended to spit them out." Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng after hearing the words, and was silent for two seconds, sincerely suggesting.

Jiang Cheng: "Are you very experienced?"

"...That's right."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

I really can't imagine what kind of hell mode it would be to go out on a mission with Team Jane. No wonder the veterans always have such a hesitant expression every time they talk about it.

【Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a set of conversations that make people silent hahaha】

[Team leader, I advise you to stop talking, or you will lose Teacher Jiang's kiss]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha upstairs, shut up quickly】

[The upper floor is about to be eaten by Mr. Jiang]

At night, there was a thin drizzle of rain in the sky again. The rain was not dense, and with the obstruction of the temporary canopy, the bonfire was still burning hard.

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce leaned against each other in their clothes, and their faces were lightly reflected in the light of the fire.

【Sure enough, it's raining again】

[Fortunately, the awning is used, otherwise I won’t catch cold...]

[The little panda next door has found a cave to hide from the rain. Everyone should be able to sleep well tonight! 】

[Hey, not much to say, I see that the stagnant water here is so turbid and deep, I always panic... the sequelae of watching too many horror movies, right? QAQ]

[+1! ! 】

[I don’t know if the stagnant water will disappear after tonight]

[Tonight is the fifth day, right?The seven-day appointment is almost here]

[Regardless of whether the challenge is successful or not, I think the eight guests are all warriors in my heart! ! 】

[This is true! 】

In the rainy night in the rain forest, except for the sound of rain, other sounds had subsided a lot, and Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce had a rare good night's sleep.

In the middle of the night, a fiery red distress signal suddenly rose from the sky, accompanied by the sharp sound of breaking through the sky, which woke the two of them up.

"The last person also gave up." Jiang Cheng said in a deep voice upon seeing this.

"It's pretty good to persist until now." Jian Xingce said, he checked the bonfire, and saw that the bonfire was still burning, so he added some branches to it.

The firework of the distress signal illuminated the half of the sky in Savage Valley. Jiang Cheng subconsciously glanced under the tree, and suddenly his pupils shrank slightly. He saw the body of the badger that had floated across the water before. , the outer fur is a mess, as if it has been digested and spit out.

Jiang Cheng recognized it because Badger's head hadn't been corroded badly, so he could roughly recognize it.

He yelled in a low voice: "Captain Jane, that badger, I saw it during the day, and it didn't look like this."