Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

The three of them returned to the camp. The camp had been cleaned up in a mess, and all the fallen leaves on the ground were swept aside.

"You guys are back!" Jane then heard movement in the woods, looked up, and saw the three people in Jiangcheng pushing a bundle of bamboo as high as a tire, and trotted over to help.

"Well, have you cleaned up almost?" Jiang Cheng asked.

Jane then nodded: "I'll just wait for you."

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng glanced at the camp, and it was barely usable, and the requirements should not be too high.

He cut open the vines that bound the bamboo, and a dozen or so long bamboos fell apart and rolled down. The scene was a bit spectacular, and Su Nuannuan opened his mouth slightly.

It's hard to imagine how the three of them in Guangjiang City brought back so many bamboos - but they really did bring them back with their feet.

"Mr. Huo, set up the dormitory." Jian Xingce said, assigning tasks, "Su Nuannuan and Jiangcheng lighted the fire to cook, Huang Daheng and Jane will share the bed with me. Tonight seems to be a good weather, we can Save yourself the hassle of a roof."

Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement and acted quickly.

He had a pine core and a flint in his pocket, so he had everything he needed except firewood.

Good guy, the most critical firewood.

He looked around, and had to say that Jian Sui and Su Nuannuan had cleaned up the site a bit. The fallen leaves and broken branches were swept away, and the short shrubs that were obstructing the land were not cleaned up.

Jiang Cheng couldn't help looking at Jian Xingce, and saw that Jian Xingce was clearing the shrubs with his bare hands, and Huang Daheng and Jian followed, also bending over and diligently cleaning up according to Jian Xingce's requirements.

Huang Daheng bared his teeth, looking miserable.

Jiang Cheng withdrew his gaze, wanted to laugh a little, but felt that it was not kind.

He cleared his throat and said to Su Nuannuan, "Let's go pick up some dry branches and come back."

Su Nuannuan followed Jiang Cheng without any objection, and pointed the way: "Oh, good, we all piled to the side, there should be ready-made ones at the other end."

This is much more convenient, and the two of them hugged back the branches full of two big bosoms in a short while.

Jiangcheng set up a bonfire base, and Su Nuannuan wanted to help at first - she had a little impression of seeing Jane build a fire before - but after seeing what Jiangcheng did, Su Nuannuan didn't even understand it. , and finally can only be responsible for delivering firewood.

The bonfire set up in Jiangcheng has four fulcrums, and four thick logs extend from the fulcrums, and the burning part is in the middle.

"Mr. Jiang, why do you match up like this? I see TV shoots are all like triangles." Su Nuannuan looked at Jiangcheng curiously, and raised her hand to gesture.

Jiang Cheng explained with a smile when he heard the words: "If I set it up like this, the burning speed of the entire bonfire is much slower than that of a triangular fire, and there is no need to add firewood to it from time to time."

"It's almost as long as you add it before going to bed, and it will probably keep the fever until tomorrow morning." Jiang Cheng changed to a more specific statement, and Su Nuannuan suddenly nodded.

"So that's it, I learned it!"

【Really?I do not believe】

[It looks like there is something really wrong. After watching the live broadcast for so long, I feel that Jiangcheng will not speak big words]

While explaining, Jiang Cheng used a knife to scrape the pine core into thin chips, just like dried antler.

This debris has a large air contact area and is more flammable, making it perfect for tinder.

He took out the two pieces of flint that Jian Xingce had found before, stuck to the ball of tinder, and scratched the flint with the dagger, making a crisp collision sound.

Sparks splashed out easily, and after a few tries, the tinder was ignited.

Seeing that the tinder was stained with sparks, Jiang Cheng hurriedly cupped the ball of tinder with both hands gently, moved closer and carefully breathed in, the sparks would go out if he used too much force, but it was useless if it was too light.

Until white smoke began to emerge from the ball of tinder, he quickly transferred the tinder to the bonfire that had already been set up.

The velvet was burning rapidly in Jiang Cheng's palm, and Su Nuannuan was terrified when she saw it. She was afraid that the fire would burn Jiang Cheng's hand, but the person involved, Jiang Cheng, was not panicked at all.

After Jiangcheng led the fire into the bonfire, he added some pine cores to support the combustion, and poked a big gap with a branch to let air in and burn more vigorously.

"It's done." Jiang Cheng patted the ashes on his hands, turned to Su Nuannuan, "Come on, let's make dinner."

Su Nuannuan let out an "ah", and she still didn't come back to her senses, so this happened? !Before that, Jian Sui was so disgraced and half-choked to death by the smoke!

[It's really fast!King Jane, come and learn, hahaha]

[Heavenly King is going to be autistic hahaha, the fire that started when he gave up the burden of being an idol before was dealt with by Jiang Cheng hahahaha]

[Learned, it's not enough to have a pine core, you have to scrape it up!It's all about the details guys! 】

[Knock on the blackboard and take notes! 】

Grilled fish and crabs were arranged, and Jiangcheng even built a simple small bamboo frame above the campfire. Bamboo itself is more resistant to burning than wood. Put the fish and crabs on it, and turn them over from time to time, taking advantage of the high temperature of the campfire. baked.

"Is it too far away from the fire to cook?" Su Nuannuan asked.

"No, it will burn if you get closer." Jiang Cheng said, he put his hand on top of the bonfire, and said to Su Nuannuan, "Just put your hand on it like this, if you can hold it for five seconds, this height is fine, no Too low and not too high, baked things can be cooked."

Su Nuannuan heard the words and tried it, and she could obviously feel the heat on her face. After putting it on for five seconds, she would feel a little hot, but she could still bear it. She nodded with some understanding, looked at Jiang Cheng, and said sincerely: "Teacher Jiang You know a lot."

Jiang Cheng smiled: "It's nothing, it's all for eating."

"These two bamboo tubes are for you to drink after boiling." Jiang Cheng put the water pots of the others on it again. It will take some time to boil the water, so you can put it on early.

"Do you want to add some of this to the water?" Jiang Cheng took out a handful of pine needles from his pocket, looked at the others and asked together.

"Let me have some." Jian Xingce glanced at him and said, and said to others, "You can also add some to supplement vitamins."

So everyone raised their hands one after another: "Teacher Jiang, give me some!"

[Good guy, not only grilled fish and crabs to eat game and small seafood in the wild, but also boiled tea! 】

[Looking at the instant noodles in his hand, isn't this better than mine? ? 】

[This is a happy picnic! ! 】

[Teacher Jiang, the little master of China in the wilderness! 】

"Teacher Jiang, there is also the stewed rice with tomato and beef brought from your house, how about we heat it up too?" Jiang Cheng's follower PD whispered.

Jiang Cheng almost forgot that there was such a thing, and nodded upon hearing the words: "Wait a minute, this shelf won't fit anymore."

"Braised rice with tomato and beef?" Su Nuannuan swallowed, feeling very appetizing when she heard it!

"Our lunch was packed and brought before we finished eating at noon." Jiang Cheng explained.

"Teacher Jiang made it himself." PD added, "It's delicious."

Su Nuannuan immediately asked: "Then do we have a share?"

"One bite should be enough." Jiang Cheng reckoned, and asked pd, "Can we eat?"

The walkie-talkie following the filming of the PD rang immediately, and the director's voice came from inside: "No! No! This is a violation!"

Su Nuannuan: "..."

Jiang Chengdao: "Then we can't waste food, right?"

"I didn't say that the staff can't do it." The director said.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Jiang Cheng's follower PD smiled embarrassedly at Jiang Cheng: "Then I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang."

"... Solve the heating problem yourself." Jiang Cheng snorted.

"Farewell, Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiang is the best, Mr. Jiang is the most soft-hearted, Mr. Jiang? Mr. Jiang..." follow the pat pd around Jiangcheng to output.

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing, the director is such a dog! 】

[Jiangcheng cooks the food himself, it's too miserable if he can't eat it himself]

【It's better not to mention this hahahaha】

[I'm just curious how delicious it is! 】

[People who have watched the live broadcast said that the child was crying]

Jiang Cheng was pierced by the pd's magic voice, and he gave in after a few seconds of resistance: "I know, I know, wait for the shelf to be empty! Let's go to the side to eat, don't let me smell it, I'm sorry."

"Okay, Mr. Jiang!" The follow-up PD was beaming.

Seeing that the grilled fish and crabs were almost ready, Jiang Cheng just had to watch the fire and things burn, so he handed it over to Su Nuannuan, and he went to Jian Xingce's side to see the progress of making a bed there.

Actually, two of them have already been completed, but judging by the time, the sky has already begun to darken.

This is the case in the wild. Once the sky starts to change, it is not far from darkness. It is often like a blink of an eye, and it is night.

The follow-up PDs have turned off the sub-cameras in the live broadcast room, and the live broadcast work for this day is considered to be over.

Jiang Cheng walked to Jian Xingce's side, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Let me help, it's okay if Nuan Nuan is watching the fire."

Jian Xingce looked towards Su Nuannuan after hearing the words, noticed the bonfire, his gaze deepened, but he didn't say anything.

It was only after Jiangcheng joined in that he realized why the progress here was so slow—Jian Xingce basically had no hands-on help, it all depended on Huang Daheng and Jian Sui, two laymen, and Jian Xingce was in command, so it was no wonder that he set up a rough The bamboo bed also takes so long.

But that's true, if Jian Xing instigates it, there will be nothing for them guests.

The short tree stumps on the campsite are ready-made supports, and when they are found, they start to build. Bamboos are erected on four short stumps, tied with backhand knots with vines, and tied to death.

"You know how to tie this knot?" Jian Xingce walked to Jiang Cheng's side, and found Jiang Cheng's vine knot tied to the short pile at a glance.

Jiang Cheng paused, his knotting was purely a subconscious habitual action.

This knot is very common in military training, because it is easy to use, as if a person is wrapping his hands around it. This kind of knot can be used as a rope tie to prevent slipping and falling off, and it is perfect for tying things.

When Jane heard what her uncle said, she poked her head and took a closer look. Jiang Cheng's knot was much more beautiful than the one he just tied.

He moved back quietly, using the broad leaves that had been spread on the bamboo bed to cover the ugly knots he had made.

Huang Daheng also came to watch, and said "wow": "Isn't this what the team leader taught us just now? Teacher Jiang played quite well."

Jiang Cheng sneered, and said, "Really..."

Jian Xingce didn't ask any more questions, but said, "Yes, continue."

Jiang Cheng touched the tip of his nose, but Jian Xingce didn't mention it, so he pretended to be stupid to the end, buried his head and hurriedly got into bed.

It didn't take long for the temporary bamboo bed Jiang Cheng had to set up before it was completely dark, and the one that Huang Daheng and Jian Sui built together had just fixed the triangular fixing piles underneath.

"How about this, let's build an L-shaped one, and let the two sleep together?" Jiang Cheng made a gesture based on the layout of the venue in his memory, as long as he tied one more end, he could finish the job, but the sleeping space was a bit overlapping and crowded. .

Jane then heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, this is a good way, he doesn't have the strength to build a complete and independent bamboo bed, don't look at it, it's easy to say, just tie it to death, the operation is always out of control, now it's a bamboo I can't lift it anymore.

At this time, it is fine for him to sleep with anyone, and he is not picky.

Jane followed up immediately: "That's fine, me and..."

"Jiang Cheng, then you and I can overcome it, is it okay?" Jian Xingce interrupted Jian Sui's words, looked at Jiang Cheng and asked.

Jiang Cheng immediately replied: "No problem, Team Jane."

Jane then opened her eyes slightly, his uncle with a clean freak actually took the initiative to sleep with a stranger? !Usually at home, I don’t even want the servants to touch the bed. It’s a weird cleanliness to fold it all by myself! ! !

Jiang Cheng had no idea, and even the best choice in his mind was to share a bed with Captain Jian, after all, serving the people.

"Okay, I finally settled the place to sleep tonight." Jiang Cheng finally laid a thick layer of fallen leaves on the bamboo bed, and the fallen leaves were intertwined and fluffy, which made the hard bamboo bed look a bit comfortable.

When they returned to the bonfire, Su Nuannuan greeted immediately: "It's been hard work, come and eat."

She divided the grilled fish and crab into five equal portions, so as not to embarrass anyone who ate too much and ate too little.

"This kind of small crab is the freshest. I didn't expect to eat game in this place. I have to respect Teacher Jiang and the team leader!" Huang Daheng smiled and raised his water glass, made a toast gesture, and then smacked his mouth Drinking water from pine needles, "There are still 20 years old pine needle tea, the small days are really good."

Jiang Cheng laughed, and replied cheerfully, and said, "In the wild, Mr. Huang's spirit of having fun while suffering is the most rare, and I respect you too."

"Team leader, why don't you tell us some stories about your previous experience? Anyway, you are idle." Su Nuannuan hugged her legs around the campfire, looking at Jian Xingce.

She was sure she wasn't the only one curious about their leader.

Sure enough, she glanced out of the corner of her eye, and the first thing she saw was Jiang Cheng slightly straightening his back, sitting upright, ready to listen to the story.

Jian Xingce: "Also?"

"The leader of the Korean team invited by the program group was talking to us about his glorious history on the first night." Jane then explained.

Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth, and the mocking disdain in his eyes was about to overflow.

Jian Xingce noticed Jiang Cheng's small expression and couldn't help but want to laugh.

He said: "Limited to the type of function, I don't have much experience to share."

As soon as Jiang Cheng heard it, he applauded quietly in his heart——

Look, this is the pattern of their soldiers, and the leader of Goryeo will be pk down in one sentence.

All the actions they perform are top secrets, and even the most powerful past is not their capital to show off, but their responsibilities and obligations.

Only half buckets of water love to jingle and rattle around.

Jiang Cheng's face was full of pride, until he heard Jian Xingce speak again:

"But some small details can be added to you, such as the bonfire in Jiangcheng today."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

As soon as Jian Xingce said, everyone's eyes were focused on Jiang Cheng, and Jiang Cheng could only look dryly at the jumping flames.

In the eyes of Jian Sui and the others, his expressionless face was filled with an unfathomable feeling.

Su Nuannuan, who had been privately "remedial" by Jiangcheng, raised her hand: "Teacher Jiang said that if you start the fire this way, the fire will burn slowly, and you don't have to get up to refill the fire at night, which is convenient."

"That's right." Jian Xingce nodded affirmatively, and then said, "But there is another point, such a four-cornered bonfire is frequently used in field operations because of its high mobility. "

It was the first time Huang Daheng heard that bonfires could be related to mobility: "Mobility?"

"Well, did you see these four extended logs? If the enemy appears nearby, as long as you pull out the logs one by one like this, the campfire will be extinguished quickly."

Jian Xingce directly performed the demonstration, and saw that the burning bonfire in front of him was quickly annihilated, and it seemed to be extinguished within a few seconds.

"If there is a false alarm, if you want to light the bonfire again, you only need to put the four logs back, and it will re-ignite quickly." Jian Xingce put the four logs back, and then lightly pointed at the bottom of the bonfire. Blow a few times.

Soon, the hot and smoldering tinder inside touched the air, and quickly burned again.

The open fire bursts out of the embers, and the bonfire shines bright!

"Wow——" Su Nuannuan looked at the scene in front of her in amazement, it was like magic, and other people around her also took a breath, extremely surprised.

Jiang Cheng didn't see it. He really wanted the bonfire to last, so he put in a little effort to make such a complicated one.

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng and smiled: "It seems that you are still a military fan and know a little bit about everything."

"I still have to learn a lot from Team Jane!" Jiang Cheng said immediately, as sincere as possible.

The few people chatted for a while, and after recording enough material for the post-editing of the show, they were finally released from get off work by the filming PDs.

The bonfire party came to an end.

Jian Xingce instructed Jane to throw their leftover fish bones, crab shells, etc. far away, and asked Huang Daheng to walk with him.

"Throw far away." Jiang Cheng reminded, "Take a torch, don't get lost."

Jane then waved her hand: "Got it."

Jiang Cheng watched the two walk away and looked away.

At night, the mosquitoes came out, which was extremely annoying. Su Nuannuan kept complaining in a low voice. When Jiangcheng heard it, he soaked some water and wet some fallen leaves, spread them around the campfire, and suffocated some smoke. .

In the wild, wet smoke and firelight will always repel mosquitoes.

Sure enough, after a while, the movement on Su Nuannuan's side stopped a lot.

After the guests went to rest, it was their turn to eat with the PDs. The PDs in Jiangcheng immediately put the packed tomato risotto on the campfire bamboo stand.

It didn't take long before an obvious smell of tomato and beef rice wafted out from the campfire. Even if Jiangcheng's bamboo bed was ten meters away from the fire, they could still smell this enticing fragrance.

"My God, Mr. Jiang, you are really good at burning, it smells so good..." Huang Daheng's pitiful voice came from the corner of the night.

Jiang Cheng didn't have a full stomach, and sighed: "I regret making it so delicious."

"Mr. Jiang, I want to go to your house for dinner after the show is recorded." Su Nuannuan sniffed, she was so hungry.

"As long as your manager agrees." Jiang Cheng laughed.

Su Nuannuan said: "She listens to me, I have the final say, then it's settled, I want to eat tomato beef risotto."

"Row."

Jane then said, "Does that mean that the listener has a share?"

Jiang Cheng: "As long as you don't think scandals are troublesome, ex-fiancé."

After he finished speaking, Jane choked on her own saliva and coughed a series of times.

Except for Jian Sui, the audience was silent for a second, and even the sound of grabbing food by the bonfire disappeared.

Jiang Cheng rubbed his nose, as if he said something extraordinary. He thought that after 48 hours of peaceful coexistence, this matter could be brought out as a joke.

He was negligent.

"Are you okay..." Jiang Cheng felt a little guilty.

Jane waved her hands accordingly, and before she had time to answer, she heard Jian Xingce's stern and low-pitched reprimand in the dark:

"Quiet, rest! Do you have the strength to cross the central island tomorrow?"

"Yes!" Jiang Cheng responded subconsciously, and for a moment he even seemed to have returned to the time when he first joined the recruit company, chatting at night, and was caught and reprimanded by the squad leader.

The night started to get deep, and the other side of the campfire finally finished their supper, and the silence returned, and the snoring sounded one after another.

In the dark night.

Jiang Cheng suddenly opened his eyes, and reached for the dagger in his trouser pocket.

There was a rustling sound from the depths of the bushes, as if some creature was approaching them.

The sound gradually approached, and Jiang Cheng even smelled a stench from the beast, which made him tense up—something moved under their bamboo bed.

Fortunately, the bamboo beds are all [-] to [-] centimeters above the ground. The purpose of this setting is not only to keep away from things like reptiles and snakes, but also to avoid some nocturnal mammals.

When some indigenous tribes living in the jungle build wooden houses, they will deliberately use the height of the armadillo as a measure. The wooden house must be higher than the height of an armadillo on the ground to be considered feasible, and it is also for the same safety purpose.

When Jian Xingce asked Huang Daheng and the others to build the bamboo bed, they followed this standard, thus avoiding the embarrassment of directly confronting the uninvited guest in this camp.

Jiang Cheng couldn't be sure whether the armadillo, a small, harmless beast like the armadillo, or some other creature approached them.

If they are unlucky enough to attract hyenas, they will be choking.

This is the real wilderness. One second is calm and the next second is a crisis.

The thing seemed to be approaching the short stakes on which the bamboo bed was tied, and its paws rubbed against the short stakes, making a slight grinding sound.

Jiang Cheng held his breath, clenched the dagger tightly, arched his body slightly, and turned sideways to the source of the figure without any trace.

The change of his posture is conducive to action. As long as the thing gives the slightest signal of attack, he can immediately turn over to dodge and attack at the same time.

As the distance got closer, Jiang Cheng could even feel the breath of that thing on his hair.

His muscles tensed and he became hypervigilant.

But at this moment, a pitch-black figure suddenly turned up, Jiang Cheng was startled, and the dagger was immediately unsheathed and swung out!

In the next second, Jiang Cheng's wrist was tightly clasped by a strong but gentle force.

His pupils shrank slightly, and he immediately realized that the opponent was Jian Xingce. He didn't make any more resistance immediately, and easily let Jian Xingce remove the dagger from his hand.

"Keep quiet." Jian Xingce covered Jiang Cheng's mouth lightly, and whispered in his ear.