Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show
Chapter 182 Provoking Day 182·【Sham Water Addition 1919】
When Jiang Cheng returned to the camp, Jian Xingce had almost finished making the Huozhe, except for a coat.
"Look at what I brought back." Jiang Cheng greeted and showed Jian Xingce what he had gained.
When Jian Xingce saw the long and short centipede brought back by Jiang Cheng, even he couldn't help but twitch his eyelids: "This is..."
"You haven't eaten, have you?" Jiang Cheng noticed Jian Xingce's micro-expression, and couldn't help but look closer at his boyfriend in surprise and surprise, and grinned happily, "It's rare that our team Jian Xingce didn't What I ate."
In a way, he won.
This strange and damned winning spirit.
Jiang Cheng said: "Don't worry, you can eat it. I've eaten it before. I put it on the fire and roasted it. Although it has a bitter taste, it's not bad. It can be used as medicine in the first place. There is no harm in eating it in moderation."
Jian Xingce glanced at the big centipede in Jiang Cheng's hand. Is this called eating in moderation?
In his impression, the centipede that crawled through the jungle was at most as long as a thumb, and not as thick as a little finger. It was not like the one that Jiangcheng recovered this time. Not to mention the length of an arm, even the thickness was thicker than a thumb. , the dozens of slender and pointed limbs on both sides are glowing with a highly saturated orange-red luster, which makes people's skin crawl.
Jiang Cheng had already set everything on the fire, and there was the sound of crackling grilling, but this time, none of the audience in the live broadcast room had the slightest interest in ordering takeaway for supper.
vomit.
[Help me, no matter which country the contestant is from, please don't touch Mr. Jiang's trap, please? !Teacher Jiang without normal food is really scary! ! 】
[The team leader is dumbfounded]
【I'm going to ask again, Jiang Cheng, what did you do before!Why does it look like it has eaten all kinds of insects? !This is different from the singing and dancing debut idol I imagined! 】
With the crackling sound of charcoal grilling, the carapace of the giant centipede was cracked by the high temperature. Jiang Cheng used a knife to pry open the hard and brittle shell on the outside, revealing the milky white meat texture inside.
Jiang Cheng pried out the roasted centipede meat inside, pierced a piece with a knife and handed it to Jian Xingce: "The peeling feels a bit like peeling a shrimp."
"..." Jian Xingce paused, and while biting the centipede meat that Jiang Cheng handed over, he took the big centipede from Jiang Cheng's hand, "Let me do it."
If Jiang Cheng continued to describe it, he would never have to eat Pippi Shrimp again.
Although he had eaten a lot of strange things, he never had Jiangcheng's optimism and strong metaphorical spirit to associate those things with daily food.
[Pippi Shrimp: I'm leaving now? 】
[Jiangcheng has something, centipede and Pipi shrimp?Looking at it, I actually accepted it well]
【Laughing to death hahaha】
[The team leader can't take it anymore, Mr. Jiang really loves you haha]
After Jiang Cheng finished his dinner, he wiped his mouth, and even the slightest hiccup had a bitter taste, and he couldn't help frowning.
"Tomorrow, the trap must be recovered." Jiang Cheng said, "If you don't try to catch some fish, this meal will be too tough."
Jian Xingce also pursed his thin lips, glanced behind the forest, and said softly, "Well, I need to make up for it."
"It's getting late, go to bed, I'll deal with these." Jian Xingce picked up the garbage that was rolled into the leaves, said something to Jiang Cheng, and got up to leave the camp.
Seeing this, Jiang Cheng got into the small bamboo hut. He was so tired today that he didn't care what Jian Xingce was doing. Anyway, standing in this forest, there was no threat to Jian Xingce.
[Why do I feel that the direction of the team leader's glance seems to be towards the J country camp, and it is particularly murderous]
[Waste direction means that what you said is correct, I can't recognize it anyway]
[From the team leader's resentment towards food (dog head)]
[Ms. Jiang really went to bed with peace of mind. Hey, don't you care if your boyfriend runs out at night! 】
【Who do you care about? 】
[It may be Kawakami and Morita who need more care and affection... cough cough]
[I switched the main screen to the team leader, Teacher Jiang is really resting happily]
Jian Xingce actually didn't do anything, he just went to throw a trash.
As he said before, this kind of food waste has to be thrown away from the camp, so he walked a little farther.
During the day, Jiang Cheng had described to him in detail the azimuth and distance between the J camp and them. This kind of point-to-point location distance description, they all have a very detailed and precise description and positioning method, so even if Jian Xingce did not go to After passing there, he knew very well where the other party was.
He didn't intend to disturb the night rest of the players from country J, he just left a lot of "wild bear" scratch marks in the woods a little closer to the opponent's camp.
The scratch marks of wild bears are easy to camouflage, especially since Jian Xingce has an ax in his hand, it is even more handy to camouflage.
He just needs to use the strength and angle of his wrist just right—a bear scratch is easy to fake for a seasoned veteran of subtle observation and jungle experience.
Jian Xingce left traces in many places nearby, both obvious and not obvious. He believed that when Kawakami and Morita woke up the next day, they would definitely find these little surprises.
Jian Xingce made these small movements very quickly. The ax turned lightly in his hand, chopping a few times as if casually, and his figure flashed by. , It is also difficult to fully capture what Jian Xingce has done, or what the purpose is.
The audience in the live broadcast room were all a little dazed, as if they had squatted on something in the live broadcast room, and they seemed to have squatted on nothing.
[I seem to have seen the team leader chop the ax a few times, but it doesn't seem to be there, I don't know what I saw]
[It seems that he didn't go to the J country camp either?I thought it was really a real person PK]
[Don't be stupid, it is clearly stipulated that it is not allowed to hurt players, how could the team leader intentionally foul, besides, it is not a big deal in the end]
【Let's strike someone's job with a thunderbolt】
[So the team leader really just went to the woods to throw a piece of trash? ? 】
[It seems to be, isn't this back again? 】
Sure enough, Jian Xingce returned to the camp soon. He checked the surroundings of the camp. The whistle wolf who visited the previous day did not come again. This is good news, at least maybe they don't need to move.
Jian Xingce got into the small bamboo hut, Jiang Cheng noticed the movement, opened his eyes slightly, glanced at Jian Xingce, and uttered a shallow snort with a nasal sound: "Are you back?"
"Well, go to sleep." Jian Xingce patted Jiang Cheng, and turned over on the bamboo bed to lie down.
The next day, when Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce woke up, they were still the first to complete the unfinished Huozhezi project yesterday.
The bamboo tube was almost dried. Jiangcheng cut a section, one end was used as a fire-folded cap, and the other was used as a jointed barrel. The first half of the barrel had to be peeled off the outermost layer of bamboo skin. Let the cap fit snugly on.
It's all handicraft work, so you have to settle down and do it carefully.
Sprinkle the ready-made charcoal on the rattan bark prepared before, and roll it into the rattan bark together with a prepared sulfur brick powder, and then stuff the rattan bark into the polished bamboo tube. up.
Next, Jiang Cheng brought a burning branch from the bonfire stand, and lightly ignited the rattan leather jacket in the bamboo tube. The rattan skin was wrapped in all combustible materials, such as charcoal and sulfur, which had extremely low ignition points. At one o'clock, as soon as there were some sparks, Jiang Cheng immediately moved away the ignited branches, and then put out the bamboo cap.
In this way, Huozhezi was successfully made.
The two made two more with the remaining materials, a total of three fire pockets, and took them with them, so they no longer had to worry about running out of fire on the road.
"If the air is cut off, there will be nothing inside that can burn." Jiang Cheng briefly explained to the audience in the live broadcast room. The principle of the fire book is actually very simple. Thorough, "When you need to use it, blow into it, you have to use force, the fire will rekindle, next time I have a chance to show it."
Jiangcheng put away the bamboo tubes, it doesn't matter if the competition organizing committee doesn't give flint and steel, they make one by themselves that is more direct than flint and steel.
They had just finished the Huozhe one morning, and they had no idea that there was another small "earthquake" in country J.
The netizens in the live broadcast room only found out when they browsed the forum in the afternoon. It turned out that early in the morning, Morita discovered that there were bears around their camp!
This is a big deal!Morita immediately called out Kawakami Taniichi, and the two hurriedly checked everything around the camp, the more they checked, the more frightened they became.
"These are the marks left by wild bears!" Kawakami said in a deep voice, "Although I have never seen a real wild bear, my father once took a picture of a hunter's lodge attacked by a wild bear, and the bear on it The palm prints are the same as these."
Morita took a deep breath when he heard the words, believed it without doubt, and his face turned blue: "The range of activities of this wild bear is too close to us! It's too dangerous."
"We need to find a new place to camp...Leave today!"
The two moved quickly in fear, not only had to clean up their camp, but also had to reluctantly give up the shelter and bonfire they had built with great difficulty. The loss was too great.
But if they don't move, if they face a wild bear, they have almost no chance of winning.
Wild bears are even taller than them!
Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce are busy setting traps, catching fish and planning to have a good meal tonight, but Kawakami and Morita are completely different——
The two had to shuttle through the dense birch forest to build a new camp. After all, there were still four days before the first shrinking of the circle. They couldn't live anywhere like headless chickens every day, and that would be too exhausting.
Netizens in the live broadcast room of Jiangcheng and Jian Xingce finally realized what Jian Xingce did last night after knowing the actions of the players from country J. A few blows of the axe!
[Fuck hahahaha I can't live with the laughter, family members, this is the paw print of a wild bear! ? 】
[The contestants from country J are too sensitive, hahahaha]
[You can't really blame us, our team leader is in a bad mood because the trap was destroyed, so I went out to take out the garbage at night and vented a few times, who would have thought, cough, hehehehehe]
[Don't tell me, my father said that the leader's actions are really like being caught by a wild bear. My father has been a forest ranger for decades]
【To the leader salute】
[Tsk tsk tsk, still pretending to be a pig to smash into our trap?Is my hometown gone now?I still threw it on my own initiative, who is to blame~]
"Look at what I brought back." Jiang Cheng greeted and showed Jian Xingce what he had gained.
When Jian Xingce saw the long and short centipede brought back by Jiang Cheng, even he couldn't help but twitch his eyelids: "This is..."
"You haven't eaten, have you?" Jiang Cheng noticed Jian Xingce's micro-expression, and couldn't help but look closer at his boyfriend in surprise and surprise, and grinned happily, "It's rare that our team Jian Xingce didn't What I ate."
In a way, he won.
This strange and damned winning spirit.
Jiang Cheng said: "Don't worry, you can eat it. I've eaten it before. I put it on the fire and roasted it. Although it has a bitter taste, it's not bad. It can be used as medicine in the first place. There is no harm in eating it in moderation."
Jian Xingce glanced at the big centipede in Jiang Cheng's hand. Is this called eating in moderation?
In his impression, the centipede that crawled through the jungle was at most as long as a thumb, and not as thick as a little finger. It was not like the one that Jiangcheng recovered this time. Not to mention the length of an arm, even the thickness was thicker than a thumb. , the dozens of slender and pointed limbs on both sides are glowing with a highly saturated orange-red luster, which makes people's skin crawl.
Jiang Cheng had already set everything on the fire, and there was the sound of crackling grilling, but this time, none of the audience in the live broadcast room had the slightest interest in ordering takeaway for supper.
vomit.
[Help me, no matter which country the contestant is from, please don't touch Mr. Jiang's trap, please? !Teacher Jiang without normal food is really scary! ! 】
[The team leader is dumbfounded]
【I'm going to ask again, Jiang Cheng, what did you do before!Why does it look like it has eaten all kinds of insects? !This is different from the singing and dancing debut idol I imagined! 】
With the crackling sound of charcoal grilling, the carapace of the giant centipede was cracked by the high temperature. Jiang Cheng used a knife to pry open the hard and brittle shell on the outside, revealing the milky white meat texture inside.
Jiang Cheng pried out the roasted centipede meat inside, pierced a piece with a knife and handed it to Jian Xingce: "The peeling feels a bit like peeling a shrimp."
"..." Jian Xingce paused, and while biting the centipede meat that Jiang Cheng handed over, he took the big centipede from Jiang Cheng's hand, "Let me do it."
If Jiang Cheng continued to describe it, he would never have to eat Pippi Shrimp again.
Although he had eaten a lot of strange things, he never had Jiangcheng's optimism and strong metaphorical spirit to associate those things with daily food.
[Pippi Shrimp: I'm leaving now? 】
[Jiangcheng has something, centipede and Pipi shrimp?Looking at it, I actually accepted it well]
【Laughing to death hahaha】
[The team leader can't take it anymore, Mr. Jiang really loves you haha]
After Jiang Cheng finished his dinner, he wiped his mouth, and even the slightest hiccup had a bitter taste, and he couldn't help frowning.
"Tomorrow, the trap must be recovered." Jiang Cheng said, "If you don't try to catch some fish, this meal will be too tough."
Jian Xingce also pursed his thin lips, glanced behind the forest, and said softly, "Well, I need to make up for it."
"It's getting late, go to bed, I'll deal with these." Jian Xingce picked up the garbage that was rolled into the leaves, said something to Jiang Cheng, and got up to leave the camp.
Seeing this, Jiang Cheng got into the small bamboo hut. He was so tired today that he didn't care what Jian Xingce was doing. Anyway, standing in this forest, there was no threat to Jian Xingce.
[Why do I feel that the direction of the team leader's glance seems to be towards the J country camp, and it is particularly murderous]
[Waste direction means that what you said is correct, I can't recognize it anyway]
[From the team leader's resentment towards food (dog head)]
[Ms. Jiang really went to bed with peace of mind. Hey, don't you care if your boyfriend runs out at night! 】
【Who do you care about? 】
[It may be Kawakami and Morita who need more care and affection... cough cough]
[I switched the main screen to the team leader, Teacher Jiang is really resting happily]
Jian Xingce actually didn't do anything, he just went to throw a trash.
As he said before, this kind of food waste has to be thrown away from the camp, so he walked a little farther.
During the day, Jiang Cheng had described to him in detail the azimuth and distance between the J camp and them. This kind of point-to-point location distance description, they all have a very detailed and precise description and positioning method, so even if Jian Xingce did not go to After passing there, he knew very well where the other party was.
He didn't intend to disturb the night rest of the players from country J, he just left a lot of "wild bear" scratch marks in the woods a little closer to the opponent's camp.
The scratch marks of wild bears are easy to camouflage, especially since Jian Xingce has an ax in his hand, it is even more handy to camouflage.
He just needs to use the strength and angle of his wrist just right—a bear scratch is easy to fake for a seasoned veteran of subtle observation and jungle experience.
Jian Xingce left traces in many places nearby, both obvious and not obvious. He believed that when Kawakami and Morita woke up the next day, they would definitely find these little surprises.
Jian Xingce made these small movements very quickly. The ax turned lightly in his hand, chopping a few times as if casually, and his figure flashed by. , It is also difficult to fully capture what Jian Xingce has done, or what the purpose is.
The audience in the live broadcast room were all a little dazed, as if they had squatted on something in the live broadcast room, and they seemed to have squatted on nothing.
[I seem to have seen the team leader chop the ax a few times, but it doesn't seem to be there, I don't know what I saw]
[It seems that he didn't go to the J country camp either?I thought it was really a real person PK]
[Don't be stupid, it is clearly stipulated that it is not allowed to hurt players, how could the team leader intentionally foul, besides, it is not a big deal in the end]
【Let's strike someone's job with a thunderbolt】
[So the team leader really just went to the woods to throw a piece of trash? ? 】
[It seems to be, isn't this back again? 】
Sure enough, Jian Xingce returned to the camp soon. He checked the surroundings of the camp. The whistle wolf who visited the previous day did not come again. This is good news, at least maybe they don't need to move.
Jian Xingce got into the small bamboo hut, Jiang Cheng noticed the movement, opened his eyes slightly, glanced at Jian Xingce, and uttered a shallow snort with a nasal sound: "Are you back?"
"Well, go to sleep." Jian Xingce patted Jiang Cheng, and turned over on the bamboo bed to lie down.
The next day, when Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce woke up, they were still the first to complete the unfinished Huozhezi project yesterday.
The bamboo tube was almost dried. Jiangcheng cut a section, one end was used as a fire-folded cap, and the other was used as a jointed barrel. The first half of the barrel had to be peeled off the outermost layer of bamboo skin. Let the cap fit snugly on.
It's all handicraft work, so you have to settle down and do it carefully.
Sprinkle the ready-made charcoal on the rattan bark prepared before, and roll it into the rattan bark together with a prepared sulfur brick powder, and then stuff the rattan bark into the polished bamboo tube. up.
Next, Jiang Cheng brought a burning branch from the bonfire stand, and lightly ignited the rattan leather jacket in the bamboo tube. The rattan skin was wrapped in all combustible materials, such as charcoal and sulfur, which had extremely low ignition points. At one o'clock, as soon as there were some sparks, Jiang Cheng immediately moved away the ignited branches, and then put out the bamboo cap.
In this way, Huozhezi was successfully made.
The two made two more with the remaining materials, a total of three fire pockets, and took them with them, so they no longer had to worry about running out of fire on the road.
"If the air is cut off, there will be nothing inside that can burn." Jiang Cheng briefly explained to the audience in the live broadcast room. The principle of the fire book is actually very simple. Thorough, "When you need to use it, blow into it, you have to use force, the fire will rekindle, next time I have a chance to show it."
Jiangcheng put away the bamboo tubes, it doesn't matter if the competition organizing committee doesn't give flint and steel, they make one by themselves that is more direct than flint and steel.
They had just finished the Huozhe one morning, and they had no idea that there was another small "earthquake" in country J.
The netizens in the live broadcast room only found out when they browsed the forum in the afternoon. It turned out that early in the morning, Morita discovered that there were bears around their camp!
This is a big deal!Morita immediately called out Kawakami Taniichi, and the two hurriedly checked everything around the camp, the more they checked, the more frightened they became.
"These are the marks left by wild bears!" Kawakami said in a deep voice, "Although I have never seen a real wild bear, my father once took a picture of a hunter's lodge attacked by a wild bear, and the bear on it The palm prints are the same as these."
Morita took a deep breath when he heard the words, believed it without doubt, and his face turned blue: "The range of activities of this wild bear is too close to us! It's too dangerous."
"We need to find a new place to camp...Leave today!"
The two moved quickly in fear, not only had to clean up their camp, but also had to reluctantly give up the shelter and bonfire they had built with great difficulty. The loss was too great.
But if they don't move, if they face a wild bear, they have almost no chance of winning.
Wild bears are even taller than them!
Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce are busy setting traps, catching fish and planning to have a good meal tonight, but Kawakami and Morita are completely different——
The two had to shuttle through the dense birch forest to build a new camp. After all, there were still four days before the first shrinking of the circle. They couldn't live anywhere like headless chickens every day, and that would be too exhausting.
Netizens in the live broadcast room of Jiangcheng and Jian Xingce finally realized what Jian Xingce did last night after knowing the actions of the players from country J. A few blows of the axe!
[Fuck hahahaha I can't live with the laughter, family members, this is the paw print of a wild bear! ? 】
[The contestants from country J are too sensitive, hahahaha]
[You can't really blame us, our team leader is in a bad mood because the trap was destroyed, so I went out to take out the garbage at night and vented a few times, who would have thought, cough, hehehehehe]
[Don't tell me, my father said that the leader's actions are really like being caught by a wild bear. My father has been a forest ranger for decades]
【To the leader salute】
[Tsk tsk tsk, still pretending to be a pig to smash into our trap?Is my hometown gone now?I still threw it on my own initiative, who is to blame~]
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