Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

Jiangcheng collected some "garbage" here, and finally dragged it back contentedly.

When they returned to the camp, they happened to meet Jian Xingce and the others who had also returned from the forest.

Jane and the others were holding broad leaves with thick long leaf stems in their arms, and they met Jiangcheng's eyes.

【I go!Jiang Cheng really hit the spot!Most of the team leaders took this kind of broad deciduous leaves! 】

[What kind of tacit understanding is this between Jiang Cheng and the team leader! ! !Didn't you see the two of them discussing it just now? ? 】

[This is what I predicted for you? 】

Jiang Cheng also noticed the things that Jian Xingce and the others brought back, he couldn't help grinning, and then gave up the pile of "garbage" he picked up behind him.

He looked at Jian Xingce: "Isn't this a coincidence?"

Jian Xingce smiled lightly: "Coincidentally."

He looked at Jiang Cheng, it was a coincidence that he rarely met such a person who could get along with him tacitly.

The others watched inexplicably, feeling that Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce were playing charades, why couldn't they understand anything?

What can these be used for?Huang Daheng and Jane then called out to each other and looked at each other, they don't understand, they really don't understand.

Su Nuannuan raised her hand and broke the strange and tacit charade atmosphere: "There is a fire here!"

When Jiang Cheng heard the words and looked over, he saw that Su Nuannuan's face was covered with charcoal dust, like a little cat.

He ran to check the results, and said with a smile, "Congratulations, Mr. Su, for passing."

"What do we want us to do now?" Su Nuannuan felt that she was swollen now, and after successfully lighting a fire, she felt omnipotent and eager to try, "What can I help?"

"Should we split up?" Jiang Cheng looked at Jian Xingce and asked for his opinion.

Jian Xingce nodded slightly: "Huang Daheng and Jian Sui are responsible for finding food, Su Nuannuan follows me and Jiang Cheng, and we build a shelter."

Su Nuannuan didn't expect that she would be entrusted with the task of setting up a shelter. This sounds like physical labor. Is she suitable?

Jiang Cheng seemed to see her suspicion, and exchanged glances with Jian Xingce, confirming that they were thinking the same thing, he said, "The shelter we built this time needs you, who is ingenious and ingenious."

Su Nuannuan: "Don't put a high hat on me."

"Hey." Jiang Cheng smiled and briefly explained to Su Nuannuan what he was going to do.

Jian Xingce saw that Jiangcheng was very suitable for handling such a job, so he simply handed it over to Jiangcheng as a teaching assistant, and started to build a prototype by himself.

Su Nuannuan opened her mouth slightly as she listened: "Can it still be like this?"

[It can still be like this! ! ! 】

[I understand now, hammock! 】

[But in the case of a hammock, isn’t it raining at night?It's not easy to build a roof, is it? 】

[Brothers and sisters, get ready, take notes! 】

When Jian Xingce explained to Su Nuannuan in Jiangcheng, he had already built a large herringbone-shaped bracket with tree branches, and he held it up in front of the two of them: "The chat is over? Follow this."

Jiang Cheng chuckled, and immediately responded, "Yes, Team Jane!"

The herringbone brackets are equivalent to the roof, and the three herringbone brackets are located on both sides and the middle of the roof, and a strong branch acts as a beam to penetrate and connect.

What Su Nuannuan has to do is to weave the broad fallen leaves that Jian Xingce and the others brought back from the forest.

The leaf stems of broad deciduous leaves are relatively thick and hard. Use a knife to cut in at a depth of five or six centimeters without cutting them off, leaving a gap that can just fit into the "beam".

Then layer by layer, the leaves of the broad deciduous leaves have deep meridians, wide and concave, like a natural drainage channel, and the layers are woven on the beams, which is a natural rain shelter.

As for the bed, I used fishing nets picked up by Jiangcheng to make a hammock.

Jiang Cheng took the lead in climbing onto the tied hammock to test its firmness.

"It's a little swaying, you have to pay attention to your balance when you sleep on it." Jiang Cheng gave pertinent advice, then rolled over and got off the hammock.

Su Nuannuan looked at some flimsy fishing net bags, and was a little worried: "Won't it break?"

"It can even support my weight, let alone you." Jiang Cheng smiled, "Don't worry, what you have to worry about is whether it will leak at night. I hope the rain will not be too heavy tonight."

Su Nuannuan nodded.

[6666666 ah!Witnessed the whole process of hand-building a hammock with canopy!Not to mention it looks pretty good!Very holiday style! 】

[+1+1, if there is a hammock of this style on the South Asian island, I am willing to pay to experience it for one night! ! 】

[I actually feel so comfortable, am I crazy]

[I'm convinced, what kind of hand-made terminators are Jiang Cheng and the team leader! ?Now anyone who tells me that they can build their own boat and leave the island, I will believe it! 】

This time the shelter was built more than an hour faster than the night before. On the one hand, it was because of a shortcut to build it, and on the other hand, it was also because of the participation of Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce.

After completing the basic task of building, Jiang Cheng took out the plastic bottle he dug out from the garbage mountain before, threw a few stones into it, and then left it on the spot, opening the bottle.

"What is this for?" Su Nuannuan asked curiously while sitting by the campfire, hugging her knees.

Hearing the words, Jiang Cheng looked up at Su Nuannuan, and said, "It's going to rain at night, so save some rainwater to drink as fresh water. Empty bottles are easy to be blown down by the wind. Throw a few stones in, and the foundation is stable."

Su Nuannuan realized that the stone was thrown in for this purpose.

【oh! ! !Makes sense! ! !It's all about the details! ! 】

[But is rainwater drinkable?Isn't it dirty? 】

[Please, do I have to give you a few bottles of mineral water before I'm willing to drink it? 】

[It's good to have fresh water in the wild, it's lucky for them to encounter rainy days, otherwise finding fresh water will be a hassle]

[You can drink it when it is boiled, anyway, there is no lack of fire now]

Su Nuannuan turned to Jian Xingce again, pointed to the team leader who was about to go into the water with a transparent plastic bottle, and asked: "Our team leader is going to go fishing in the sea? What are you doing with the plastic bottle? Is it too fishy? Are you young?"

Jiang Cheng glanced at Jian Xingce when he heard the words, and immediately understood: "It's not for pretending to be fish haha, Team Jian is using this transparent plastic bottle as a shallow water perspective mirror and magnifying glass."

"It's a bit windy now, and the sea water will become turbid than usual before the weather changes. Plankton and algae will be stirred up, so many small fish will swim up to find food. Small fish eat dried shrimps, and big fish Eat small fish, Team Jane, get big fish."

As Jiang Cheng said, Su Nuannuan saw their team leader holding the plastic bottle upside down, with the bottom end facing his eyes. As Jiang Cheng said, the plastic bottle was used as a perspective mirror and a magnifying glass.

"Are you the roundworm in the leader's stomach?" Su Nuannuan looked at Jiangcheng in surprise.

【Hahahaha Goddess Su spoke my heart out! ! 】

[I want to say it too! !Jiang Cheng, have you ever taken the team leader's script? !Why do you know everything! 】

"Routine operation, normal operation." Jiang Cheng said modestly.

"You make us look useless like this." Su Nuannuan raised her pale and beautiful slender index finger, poked Jiang Cheng's shoulder, and joked, "I'll ask the director to share all your shots with us in post-production, evenly Even, hum."

Jiang Cheng blinked: "As long as it doesn't affect my payment of salary, I can do whatever I want."

Su Nuannuan choked, not knowing what to say.

【Hahahahaha pretty girl speechless】

[I can't stop laughing, why does jc look like an honest 996 worker! ! 】

[It’s true that I am a worker, the boss can do whatever he wants, as long as it doesn’t affect my salary and bonus]

While Jiang Cheng and Su Nuannuan were chatting here, Jian Sui and Huang Daheng also came back with a harvest.

"Is this a coconut?" Su Nuannuan got up and helped them take the brown coconuts that were full of hands.

They are surrounded by coconut trees, but the coconuts on the tree are ridiculously high, at least 30 meters high, and they don't even think about picking them.

"The ones that fall on the ground should be edible, right?" Jian then said, looking at Jiang Cheng and asking.

Jiang Cheng nodded affirmatively: "Yes, although there is not as much moisture as those green coconuts on the tree, it is better than nothing. We will open them later."

After hearing what Jiang Cheng said, Jane felt relieved, even if she only ate coconut meat at night, she should still be full, right?

He looked up and asked, "My little... Where is our team leader?"

"I went to the sea to catch fish. Get some meat, and mix it with vegetables." Jiang Cheng said.

Jane then twitched her mouth: "Isn't it going to rain soon? Isn't it dangerous to go into the sea now?"

"It's dangerous, so I didn't ask you to experience life, let's see Team Jane give us a sample first." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, motioning everyone to stand in a row and watch Jian Xingce's actual operation.

Jian Sui said: "..." If his uncle knew that he was surrounded by people looking at him like visiting a zoo, he would definitely be disgraced.

Jiang Cheng pointed to the bamboo fork in Jian Xingce's hand, which was the one they used to catch black fish in the creek before, and said: "If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tool. The one in Team Jian's hand This bamboo fork is a big killer, and when it rains and we have nothing to do, we can make a few."

"Not only can it be used in the sea, but it is also easy to use in the woods." Jiang Cheng was very excited.

"When the rain stops tomorrow, those who want to go to the sea can also go to the sea to have fun. The places avoiding rocks are quite safe. Let's try to see if we can catch fish." Jiang Cheng made clear arrangements for several guests.

While talking, Jian Xingce had already walked back through the sea with the spoils.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng let out a soft "hey": "Jian's speed is too fast, do you understand? Have you learned it?"

Huang Daheng coughed lightly and touched his nose: "When the eyes see clearly, the brain and hands are not necessarily the same."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

This year's students are a bit difficult to lead.

Jian Xingce came up with food, glanced at the several old coconuts beside the fire, and knew that Jane followed them and they didn't have much to gain.

"Get ready. You can have dinner. It seems that you can get off work early today." Jiang Cheng greeted, a little excited. He looked at the sky, and it was not dark yet, but it was much earlier than yesterday.

pd couldn't help laughing when he heard this, it was the first time he saw an artist participating in the recording of a program, and he wished he could get off work early, because leaving work early meant the length of the shots and less exposure, how could an artist be happy?

Part of his artist is happy.

The fish was roasted on the bonfire first. The grouper that Jian Xingce inserted back was about 30 centimeters long. Put it into the gills and give it a pleasure.

"Wild grouper, old price! The taste must be delicious!" Huang Daheng gestured at the size of the fish. In some places, the wild grouper was sold at a price of [-] kilograms. Their meal can be regarded as a luxury up.

Jiang Cheng laughed when he heard the words: "Not only is it fresh, but the nutritional value it provides is not bad. It's just a long journey today, so I need to replenish more energy."

The fat content of grouper is a little higher than that of other sea fish. They are all high-quality fatty acids and high in protein, which can provide most of the energy needed by the human body. If Jian Xingce is the only one to survive in the wilderness, then grab this one Compared with the energy consumed by this fish, it is absolutely cost-effective and not at a loss.

As for now, there are coconut supplements, which are not bad.

Coconut trees are also called "tree of life" in the wild, and coconut is also called "fruit of life". It is not only rich in water and nutrition, but also a high-carbohydrate and high-potassium fruit.

When sweating, the human body will lose a large amount of potassium, which is the culprit of dehydration and heatstroke. Coconut can just replenish water, high potassium, high vitamins and high carbon water. It is a rare all-round food in the wild.

"Jian Tianwang, the coconut you brought back is too old...the flesh has to be dug out with a knife." Su Nuannuan tried to eat a coconut that Jane had just opened, and her palm turned red , I didn't dig out a few mouthfuls of flesh, and I couldn't help twitching the corners of my mouth, suspecting that I had been manipulated.

Then Jane's ears turned red, and she raised her face and said, "This is the King of Coconuts, and all the Kings of Coconuts are like this. You'll be done drinking the coconut juice, it's sweeter than the green ones."

Jiang Cheng almost laughed when he heard Jane's subsequent explanation. It seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, but it seemed that there were problems everywhere.

"Wait, wait, this is broken and you can't eat it." Jiang Cheng quickly blocked Jane's movement of opening the coconut and drinking it, "The coconut juice is muddy, it's broken."

Jane then said: "..."

Su Nuannuan smiled bluntly.

"The coconuts on the tree must have a lot of moisture, but it is not recommended for inexperienced people to pick them rashly..." Jiang Cheng smoothed things over.

Huang Daheng choked on the coconut milk, coughed twice and interrupted: "Mr. Jiang, you have misunderstood us a bit. No matter how rash we are, we will not be able to climb the coconut tree to pick it. This is not true."

"...That's true." Jiang Cheng reflected on his mistakes, and changed his words, "Then don't even think about green coconuts, some of them are delicious."

"Mr. Jiang, if what you said was in a normal variety show, I would have fanned it with a plastic toy palm right now." Huang Daheng looked serious.

Then he changed the subject, looked cheap, and hugged Jiang Cheng's arm tightly: "But here, I can only grab your thigh——Teacher Jiang is right!"

Jiang Cheng smiled softly: "This is an arm, not a thigh."

"I'm just kidding." Jiang Cheng patted Huang Daheng on the shoulder, then looked at Jian Sui, and reiterated his reminder, "Pay attention to whether the juice of the old coconut is muddy, so that you don't spoil your stomach if you eat it in the wild. A bite from a poisonous insect or snake is as fatal."

Jian Xingce nodded slightly: "Jiangcheng is right. Vomiting and diarrhea caused by eating a bad stomach will accelerate dehydration. In variety shows, maybe you can choose to quit the recording and give up the challenge, but in the wild, a carelessness means that the god of death will die. You are getting close."

Su Nuannuan shuddered subconsciously.

"Don't think Team Jane's exaggerated and scary words are all big data." Jiang Cheng said, "However, survival in the wild depends on luck."

"How to say?" Jane was a little curious.

Hearing the words, Jiang Cheng looked over and said with a smile, "If you're unlucky, if you land on Sha Ting, you'll be submerged in seawater in the evening."

"Or landed on those rocky islands. I don't know if you have that kind of concept. Those islands are completely different from the small islands we are on. They were formed by the collision of two plate shells millions of years ago." Jiangcheng explained that the overlapping of two palms simulated the collision of the plates, and the seabed was forced to rise and rush out of the sea. "In this way, a small island is formed. The small island is completely composed of deposited limestone, and there is almost no green color."

"This kind of island accounts for a large proportion of the entire ocean. Even if you can climb it, the most likely thing you will find is nests of stinky bird eggs, or rotting seabirds caught in the cracks in the rocks."

Jiangcheng once landed on this kind of island, and it was extremely difficult to climb up. The deposited limestone was fragile and fragile, and it was also covered with stinky bird droppings.

If you're lucky, you can touch fresh bird eggs, but it's clear that Jiang Cheng is a big black hand, so he can only give up in the end and choose to swim to another island not far away.

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes slightly, pulling back his thoughts of fugue, and saw that several guests were also brought into the mood, staring at him nervously, waiting for the next sentence.

From the corner of his eyes, Jiang Cheng noticed that Jian Xingce was also looking at him. He paused, changed his tone of storytelling, and said with a relaxed smile, "But if you're lucky, you can live on a deserted island like ours for ten and a half days. The month is not difficult."

"It has to be you and the team leader." Huang Daheng said in a low voice.

"Mr. Huang, you can do it too." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, pointing to the coconut in Huang Daheng's arms.

Huang Daheng opened his eyes slightly: "Only rely on this coconut??"

"Yes, there are missing passengers who survived on coconuts for a full 25 days before rescue came." Jiang Cheng nodded, "So this coconut is a good thing, a veritable fruit of life."

Huang Daheng immediately hugged him tightly: "Then I can't waste it, tomorrow I will pick up some more with Jane Tianwang."

Jiang Cheng held up his index finger and shook it lightly: "We have the professional coach Team Jian here, so why are we eating coconuts? If you're making big fish and big meat, take all the survival notes well, learn more, don't waste it."

Jian Xingce was amused by the words, shook his head helplessly, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

"Little... The team leader actually smiled, Mr. Jiang, I have you." Jian Sui gasped as if seeing the New World.

His uncle actually smiled, not a sneer, nor a mocking smile, but a handsome and doting smile, and Jane even felt that it was going to be spring.

Jian Xingce put away his smile, and glanced at his nephew: "You are the only one who sees me smiling?"

Jane then touched the tip of her nose, not even showing off the airs of the king of heaven, and smiled at her uncle with a good temper, as cowardly as a mouse seeing a cat.

"Go to rest after eating, wait until it rains at night, you will be energetic." Jian Xingce said, and with an order, the guests who were still listening to stories around the bonfire immediately got up and obediently got into the hammock.

Jiang Cheng also got up from the ground, shook the sand on his trouser legs, saw Jian Xingce looking over, and immediately raised a smiling face: "Jian team, I'm going to sleep, good night."

"En." Jian Xing responded, but his eyes still fell on Jiang Cheng's back.

Feeling the torch-like gaze behind him, Jiang Cheng felt uncomfortable walking.

Is this the price of teasing Captain Jane... He touched the little cockroach on the back of his head, and he dared.

The rain at night came as scheduled, with a few light rain at first, Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce opened their eyes immediately.

The rain curtain played an effective role in keeping out the rain, and Huang Daheng and the others slept soundly, not even realizing that there was fine rain falling outside.

But the good times didn't last long. In less than half an hour, the rain suddenly picked up and hit the leaves with crackling, waking up a lot of people.

The follow-up PD and the videographer also got up, and quickly adjusted the static camera recording to manual, while the follow-up PD asked, "How are the teachers doing?"

"It's okay now!" Su Nuannuan replied loudly. In the wilderness, her voice seemed to be suppressed by the rain, which was completely different from the rainy day in the city.

"I just don't know how long our roof can last without leaking!" Huang Daheng also raised his voice, "Where are Teacher Jian, Teacher Jiang and the team leader? Are you all okay?"

"We're fine." Jian Xingce said, the hammocks of the three of them were close to each other, and they could see each other's situation.

The sound of the rain was "crackling", and at this moment, several mineral water bottles standing on the ground in Jiangcheng were slowly filled with rainwater.

"Clouds and rain like this on the sea come and go quickly. The rain is a bit heavy, but it shouldn't last too long." Jiang Cheng comforted.

Having said that, the nighttime cooling brought by the heavy rain was remarkable, and the wet and cold feeling instantly took away the warmth and comfort of the fire in the first half of the night. Su Nuannuan couldn't help curling up and hugging herself, trembling slightly.

The awning on the Jiangcheng side was the first to leak, and he had nothing to repair, so he could only lock himself in a corner as much as possible to avoid the leak.

Looking at it not far away, Jian Xingce saw Jiang Cheng shrinking himself into a small ball, pitiful, helpless and weak, and couldn't help frowning slightly.

Until the rain stopped, out of the five hammocks, only the awning on the Jiangcheng side leaked.

Jiang Cheng rubbed his hands vigorously, rubbing his somewhat frozen face, and quickly got off the hammock, jumping and shaking his hands and feet.

Cold, really too cold.

Jian Xingce rushed to Jiang Cheng and Su Nuannuan immediately, looked at them, and asked, "How do you feel?"

The rain in Jiangcheng was the worst, his legs and feet were all wet, he jumped up and down twice, his teeth chattered and he replied, "I'm fine!"

Su Nuannuan also said: "The canopy on my side is not leaking, but it's a bit cold. Teacher Jiang's side is the worst sufferer. Why don't you change your clothes quickly?"

Jiang Cheng nodded. Fortunately, the hiking bags distributed by the program team were all waterproof, and the clothes inside were all dry.He walked quickly to the back of the hammock, and quickly changed into a set of dry clothes under the cover of the canopy.

He came out from behind, his forehead hair was dripping wet, probably because of changing clothes, it was a little messy.

Su Nuannuan looked over subconsciously, and suddenly she looked straight, Teacher Jiang, this is too good-looking! ! !

She has been in the entertainment industry for so long, and she has seen countless beautiful men, but there are few who can keep their appearance online after getting wet. Jian Tianwang is one, and the other has to be Jiangcheng, and it has to be top.

Jian Xingce is re-lighting the fire. It is difficult to start a fire after the rain. Now the situation is special, so he came directly by himself.

Hearing the movement, he raised his eyes and looked over. He was facing Jiang Cheng's frowning, troubled and innocent face. He paused for a while, and then said, "Jiang Cheng, I have a coat in my bag, put it on."

"No need, my hair is a bit long, and it's still dripping, don't get your coat wet." Jiang Cheng frowned and twisted his hair. Half-long hair is a little troublesome at this time.

"Put it on, don't catch a cold." Jian Xingce frowned, and got up to get it.

"All right, I'll do it myself." Jiang Cheng said quickly, taking Jian Xingce's coat and putting it on.

Jian Xingce's coat is one size larger than his body, mainly because the body fat has not gone up, so it looks a bit thin.

After Jiang Cheng put it on, he silently cheered himself up, it's okay, just practice for another year, and sooner or later he will be able to get back to his original figure!

Jian Sui was also looking at Jiangcheng. At the moment, Jiangcheng had a pale and fragile beauty, but the main reason was that the appearance was quite deceptive. As soon as Jiangcheng opened his mouth, this pale and fragile feeling was instantly destroyed.

For such a contradictory and contrasting artist, I really don't know what route to take in the entertainment industry...

He couldn't help closing his eyes, forget it, how to take Jiang Cheng in the future is his manager's business, he doesn't worry about it, it's just out of curiosity.

Jian Xingce felt a strange sense of satisfaction when he saw his coat draped over Jiang Cheng's body.

He kept making a fire with his hands, and soon a fire was lit, but it was really damp and the smoke was a little thicker.

"Come and enjoy the fire." Jian Xingce greeted several people.

Jiang Cheng put on his coat and sat next to Jian Xingce, stretched his hands closer to keep warm, and sighed softly: "Fortunately, Captain Jian, you lit the fire."

He wished he could take off his shoes and dry them, but considering that there was Su Nuannuan by his side, he still had to pay attention to his image.

Jian Xingce glanced at him, and then said to the others: "Since the rain has stopped, everyone should tidy up your sheds again, reinforce what needs to be reinforced, and rest what should be rested. If you feel cold, stay here to warm up. go back."

After hearing this, Jian Sui and Huang Daheng got up and said, "Then let's go back first."

Su Nuannuan didn't sit for too long, mainly because she felt that sitting by the campfire was superfluous, and as soon as she felt warmer, she got up and left.

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng and said, "Take off your shoes and dry them, otherwise it will still be cold."

"Okay!" Seeing that Su Nuannuan had also left, Jiang Cheng immediately took off his shoes without saying a word, and stacked them next to the campfire to dry.

He squinted his eyes slightly from the residual heat of the fire, and sighed comfortably, only then did he feel that his whole body was really warmed up.

He realized later that the reason why Team Jian chased people away just now was to allow him to take off his shoes, right?

Jiang Cheng looked at Jian Xingce. The man's resolute and profound facial features were flickering under the light of the fire, giving people a very reliable sense of security.

He couldn't help laughing, and said, "Thank you Team Jane!"

Jian Xingce didn't look sideways, and was silent for a few seconds when he heard the words: "Don't catch a cold, it's too tiring to take care of those by one person, and it's too much to drag another patient."

"Then Team Jian is too modest, so where is it going? Team Jian will be fine by ten!" Jiang Cheng laughed. He rubbed his hands and face until his face turned red before letting go.

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng, and slightly raised an eyebrow: "So confident in me?"

"You are so famous, who doesn't know." Jiang Cheng half-closed his eyes and subconsciously replied, "At that time we still..."

He paused and stopped abruptly.