Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

Provoke Day 220

The sandy beaches in Sha Village are all white, and the fine sand is very comfortable to step on barefoot. Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce are now rummaging on the beach to see if there are any catches washed up by the waves.

The program team still gave the two of them a big bag to put things in, but along the way, it is true that there is nothing to put in.

"How about going to the sea to see?" Jiang Cheng suggested.

"Then it's better to have something handy." Jian Xingce looked around.

No matter where the beach is, you can see a pile of garbage from human civilization. Jian Xingce quickly found the target, a glass bottle for drinks.

Jian Xingce spread the bag issued by the program group on the beach, put the glass bottle on top, found another big stone, pointed the sharp side at the bottom of the bottle and smashed it hard, and saw fine cracks appearing on the bottle immediately .

Jian Xingce smashed the glass bottle twice and it shattered, and all the broken glass shards fell on the pocket, and what Jian Xingce needed was only the picked glass bottom.

When Jiangcheng saw Jian Xingce smashing the glass bottle, he knew what the other party was going to do. He immediately found two long tree sticks that were thick enough. The glass bottom is a ready-made tool for grinding skin and removing small branches. Hurt hands.

Jian Xingce took off a coat and wrapped it around his palm several times until it was thick enough to grind the stick.

"Be careful." Jiang Cheng took a look, then turned around and went to look for the broken shells on the beach.

The shells, which are bigger than a palm, have sharp edges, and are tied together with the pointed ends of the sharpened tree sticks, like a fork.

"The branch has the longest pointed end, which doesn't affect the jab action. The edges of the shells are used on both sides to expand the attack range. I don't know if it can be used to catch sea fish." Jiang Cheng explained, and said to the fat pd who was staring blankly, "You put Throw away the broken glass on the pocket, we still need the pocket, be careful."

The fat guide came back to his senses after hearing the sound, and immediately took a garbage bag to hold the broken glass.

[You can still make a harpoon without a knife... 6666]

[Can glass bottles still be used like this? ? 】

[I've seen someone who uses a glass bottle to make fire, but never one who uses a glass bottle as sandpaper...]

[But this lethality looks so-so, not as brutal as what Teacher Jiang and the team leader did before]

"Tools are limited, so I can only make do with this." Jiang Cheng regretfully grabbed a harpoon, "Go to the sea?"

Jian Xingce nodded slightly, and the two of them took off their upper body clothes, leaving only a pair of trousers. Although it is autumn and winter, the southern region is like spring all the year round, and the temperature in the [-]s is a little cold when entering the water. But still acceptable.

The two carried harpoons and said they would go into the sea as soon as they said they would go into the sea. The cameraman didn't have time to change the equipment, so the pd hurriedly asked Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce to put on the action camera first, so as not to miss anything.

The two quickly swam into the shallow sea area, the sea was calm, the weather was good today, the sea water was extremely clear, and the visibility was very good.

Jiang Cheng straightened his waist slightly and went deeper into the water, turned his head slightly and waved to Jian Xingce.

[Thank you male Bodhisattva, this is what I can see without paying membership]

[If the mermaid in the sea looks like this, I will definitely be hit by a gu, take me away, take me away]

[Young couple diving together ww this ordinary guest really can't do it! 】

[If this is to release Shanya, there will be hundreds of people?There is only a short time to work!Rounding it up, Mr. Jiang made a few thousand dollars! 】

[Laughing to death hahahaha, just an ordinary money-saving expert]

[I suddenly realized that none of them brought oxygen cylinder diving equipment? !This vital capacity! 】

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce stayed underwater for nearly a minute for the first time before slowly coming to the surface to take a breath. The second time they stayed underwater was much longer, a full two minutes.

"I saw a group of reefs there, so there should be something good." Jiang Cheng changed his tone, pointed in a direction and said to Jian Xingce.

"Okay. I'll follow you." Jian Xing responded, "But be careful, moray eels like to hide in the reefs too."

Jiang Cheng nodded when he heard the words, grabbed the harpoon, took a deep breath and dived into the water again.

Jian Xingce followed closely behind.

Seeing this, the photographer who had finally followed up couldn't catch his breath, and was about to go down again.

Fortunately, there was more than one photographer, and they took turns to follow Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce.

The two went straight to the reefs. The reefs under the sea were like a hill. Under the sun, the corals attached to the reefs were illuminated in colorful colors. It was so beautiful that the audience in the live broadcast room also subconsciously held back Take a breath, as if you are also in this dreamlike underwater.

However, in the eyes of Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce, no matter how beautiful the underwater world is, it is no more attractive than the snail hidden behind the stone.

Jiang Cheng made a gesture to Jian Xingce, and the two went around to the other side of the reef, and saw a large group of white snails lying on the other side of the reef. The conch of "Shampoo" is not big, and there are a lot of them.

Jiang Cheng opened his pocket and stuffed it inside, the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned for a while.

【Does such a beautiful snail have to be squeezed?】

[It looks good, and it must be delicious! (dog head)]

[People who grew up by the sea said that the shampoo is really delicious! !Boiled and dipped in soy sauce with millet pepper is a must! 】

The two of them were packing their bags when Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped and quickly gestured two gestures towards Jian Xingce. Seeing this, Jian Xingce immediately swam to Jiang Cheng's side. From Jiang Cheng's angle, he could see Jian Xingce just now. In the reef next to the location, a cylindrical sea fish is hidden behind the stone, which is vaguely visible.

At first glance, it looks like a sea snake with mottled patterns of snowflakes. Its snout is white and short, and its whole body is round and long, which is very beautiful.

This is a snowflake eel, which likes to eat this kind of shellfish, and usually lives in caves or such reef groups.

From Jiangcheng's point of view, he happened to be able to see this snowflake eel eating the conch that Jiangcheng and the others had gathered.

The way the moray eel eats is different from most fish. When it opens its mouth to bite the shell, another pair of lower jaws can be seen popping out deep in its throat to grab the food in.

[Fuck, fuck, it seems that there is a small alien parasitic in the throat! ! 】

[Why do I look so cute, but eat so cruelly! ? 】

[I actually watched moray eels eating in a romance show... as if I had strayed into the animal world documentary channel orz]

[Laughing, Mr. Jiang is set up!No matter what variety show you go to, it won't change! 】

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce quickly floated up to take a breath. Jiang Cheng shook only the bottom layer of conch, and exhaled: "I don't know how many of these can be replaced? I feel that I have no bottom for not catching any fish."

"This is not the place to catch fish. We have to change the sea area." Jian Xingce said after hearing the words, "Find a shallow bay, preferably surrounded by rocks. I think that end is good."

As he spoke, he pointed to the other side of the bank, and the two returned to the bank first.

As soon as he landed, the staff immediately delivered a large dry and warm towel. After Jian Xingce took it, he shook it off and covered it across Jiangcheng. The skin on his face and body was also a little red from rubbing.

Jiang Cheng looked at himself, then at Jian Xingce, the corner of his mouth twitched, he grabbed the big towel and blew a lot on Jian Xingce's head before letting go.

Jian Xingce: "..."

[Hahahaha Teacher Jiang: I don't want to lose face? ! 】

[Teacher Jiang is so tender! !It feels even more tender out of the water! ! !Get red as soon as you are wiped by the team leader! !My brain is astringent! 】

[I seem to understand... I'm also shy! ! ! 】

【Tell me, thank you leader】

"Let's go, it's not cold, let's go to the bay over there!" Jiang Cheng didn't feel tired at all, and strode his long legs happily, trotting all the way to the shallow bay.

The fat guide who was following the two opened his mouth wide open: "Huh? Do you want to continue?"

This is so much material!

"Eh? Is it enough? Can you figure out how many peach coins we conch can exchange for now?" Jiang Cheng asked Fat Director when he heard the words.

"...No, the face value can only be announced in the final unified exchange process!" The fat guide paused, touching the tip of his nose.

"Then let's find something more, be safe."

When we came to the shallow bay chosen by Jian Xingce, we saw that the rock was about two meters above the sea surface, and the water was clear without any shelter, and we could see a few sea fish swimming in it at a glance.

"Look at that! Is it a grouper? The grouper is delicious! Catch it!" Jiang Cheng immediately looked at Jian Xingce.

Jian Xing made a reply, grabbed the harpoon and jumped directly into the sea with a splash.

Jian Xingce used the same method as before, mainly relying on the tremor at the moment of entering the water to stun the fish, and after jumping four or five times, he finally brought the grouper that Jiangcheng was looking for to the shore—it was the first time Took a flounder.

[Is this the young couple! !Give what you want! 】

[Teacher Jiang opened his mouth, the team leader jumped and broke his leg (bushi)]

[This is too young a couple! !I seem to have seen the private relationship between Mr. Jiang and the team leader hhhh]

【Teacher Jiang: I want...Team Leader: Bring it.jpg】

[I'm sour, I'm sour, I also want a boyfriend who will give me whatever I want qaq]

[Then this is indeed somewhat difficult, except for the team leader, I am afraid that other people can not do much]

Satisfied, Jiang Cheng handed over the two fish to the program group, and then saw that the program group quickly brought two large buckets and put the fish in them. After a while, the two fish were alive and kicking again.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng was amused: "They were all meant to be eaten, so why not deal with them just now and keep them?"

The fat director paused when he heard the words, and touched the tip of his nose: "...But the dinner program team has already prepared for everyone?"

Jiang Cheng: "...we didn't catch what we ate?"

The fat guide nodded and gave a dry laugh. Seeing Jiang Cheng's unbelievable expression, he couldn't help but wonder if these snails and sea fish were really so delicious?

"It's illogical," Jiang Cheng muttered.

[Hahaha, finally the team leader managed to catch two fish, but they couldn't even eat them? ! 】

[Look at the disappointment of Mr. Jiang, quickly arrange an extra meal for Mr. Jiang!hurry up! 】

[Fresh sea fish is really delicious, so fresh that your tongue will fall off!Can't eat it?I hate! 】

[Laughing to death, the program group doesn't need logic, it just needs explosive memes and material! 】

[Teacher Jiang still hasn't adapted to the "logic" of romance drama hahahaha]

[Swipe #江老师亲感# all over the public screen]