Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

The desert sun in the early morning is still mild, so Jian Xingce led the team to rush on the road. After nine o'clock in the morning, the temperature of the sun's scorching will soar, and at noon, the temperature of the desert sand will be scalding hot. It's like boiled syrup, not suitable for walking at all.

They walked along the ridge of the great desert blade, and climbed to the highest point, high enough to see far away at a glance.

Seeing the lone goose in the desert, the vastness and silence, is completely a scene in a documentary, but seeing it with your own eyes is a completely different experience.

Jane then exhaled lightly, and they stood at the highest point visible in this field of vision, and suddenly felt a sense of insignificance as if they were the only ones in the world.

"How do you feel?" Jiang Cheng stood beside him, and smiled when he saw this, "Is there a little fear besides the shock?"

After hearing the words, Jane turned her head to look at Jiang Cheng: "...you also feel this way?"

Jiang Cheng smiled: "I'm also an ordinary person, okay?"

"...Mr. Jiang's words give me the feeling, especially Versailles." Su Nuannuan and Huang Daheng bit their ears, and Huang Daheng nodded in agreement.

Jian Xingce glanced at a few young people who were still alive and well so far. He raised his finger and pointed to the distance, and said, "See the tree over there?"

Looking in the direction of his finger, you can see an obvious single tree standing abruptly in the desert in the distance. It can even be called lush and leafy, not like a scene in the desert at all.

Huang Daheng nodded: "I see, I see."

"When we got there, we stopped for a lunch break." Jian Xingce said, "Let's go now while it's still early."

"Okay!" Several people responded confidently.

The live broadcast room in the wilderness is still opened on time at ten o'clock in the morning. The director told them the day before that the live broadcast will remain as usual. It is also to reassure the audience and fans.

Regarding this, the few people in Jiangcheng didn't care much.

In Jiang Cheng's eyes, there is not much difference between live broadcast and live broadcast. When everyone is so tired from walking that they are struggling to catch their breath, they don't know how many viewers still love to watch them panting.

"Teachers, our live broadcast room is about to open." The director's reminder came from the walkie-talkie they carried with them.

"Three, two, one."

The live broadcast room opens on time.

As early as the sandstorm caused the loss of contact in the live broadcast room, rumors about them on the Internet have been raging, and the follow-up communication has not been restored, so that it is difficult for the program group to contact the outside world.

Last night, after finally repairing the communication enhancement equipment, the program team took the time to contact, report, and explain the situation to the teams of all parties, and then issued another announcement, informing about today's live broadcast time and the situation.

——This is also why the program team looked sleepy this morning. Not only did they have to ensure logistics, but they also had to give the team and the audience an explanation in time, and deal with and guide public opinion on the Internet, almost all night long.

As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, tens of thousands of viewers frantically poured in, almost crippling the live broadcast room.

The wilderness recording accident has been posted on Weibo for two full days, and it has reached its climax. Almost everyone has heard about it, so even if it is a live broadcast at ten o'clock in the morning, some people are squatting and guarding——

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !Scared me! ! !Are you all okay? ? 】

[What do I think about the quicksand and sandstorm in the announcement issued by the program group?Where did the quicksand come from? 】

[It doesn't matter, as long as my daughter is beautiful and not injured! ! 】

[Woo, I have to say, this time I was stabbed by Jiang Cheng and the team leader's sense of security, and I still have the screenshot of the screen freeze at the end of the live broadcast! ! ! 】

【+1】

[I heard that this program group is very unlucky?I'll take a look!So is it real or hype? 】

[To hype this kind of thing, is the brain squeezed by the door? ?Speechless]

[If you really encounter sandstorms and quicksand, can you continue to record the show?I don’t believe it, there must be an exaggeration]

[Agreed, do you regard fans of King Jian and Su Nuannuan as vegetarians?If you continue to record the program in such a danger, you can't tear up the program group?How can it be so peaceful now]

[Don't make the fans so capable, okay?If the fans don't take the blame, the fans will listen to the elder brother, and we will support what the elder brother wants to do! 】

[Laughing to death, no one still thinks that King Jian has come to this position, you still have to look at the face of the show crew, right?If King Jian doesn't want to record, who can force him? 】

As soon as the live broadcast room opened, there was a lot of noise in the barrage. All parties have been arguing for two days, and no one has convinced anyone.

The people in Jiangcheng couldn't see the barrage at the moment, they just greeted the camera like tool men——

"good morning everyone."

Huang Daheng, the only one of the four who has good host skills, took up the job of the keynote speaker: "I should have told you about the loss of contact in the past two days, and what happened to us... We really want to share it with you right away, but Right now, it’s not a good time.”

While keeping up with the progress of the team, he interacted with the audience in the live broadcast room: "Look, we are hiking in the desert with heavy loads. This hike sounds easy, but I didn't expect it to be really choking in practice. Guanghe After everyone said a few words, I felt a little out of breath."

"See that big tree over there? We have to go all the way under that big tree in the distance to rest."

"When we rest, let's have a good chat."

After Huang Daheng talked for a while, he felt a little tired from panting. After all, this place is at an altitude of 3000 meters. If you want to broadcast live while hiking, it will really consume your energy.

He didn't say anything else, he just kept up with the big troops in a muffled manner.

The desert is not always just yellow sand and loess. Occasionally, you can see clumps of withered yellow weeds, or half-covered tree trunks lying across the desert.

It's just that no matter what kind, it always makes the desert more like a lifeless purgatory.

"By the way, didn't you say that there will be many traces of wild herds moving here? Why haven't you seen any herds for so long?" After walking hard for a while, Su Nuannuan suddenly remembered to ask.

When the director said she would come here, she was looking forward to the scene where the herd of animals ran with the off-road vehicle.

"It's close to the hinterland, and there are few traces of herds. If it's close to the oasis, or the Gobi Desert near the national highway, there are more." Jiang Cheng said.

"If we follow the original route, after we find the mission target, we will take the north-south line through Tengger, and finally we will come to the Gobi Desert near the national highway, where we are most likely to encounter a herd of wild blue sheep." Jiang Cheng walked , while narrowing his eyes slightly, he glanced at the sun in the sky, "But now, the possibility is low, it depends on luck."

After he finished speaking, he just wanted to remind Jian Xingce that the sun seemed to be strong, when Jian Xingce said: "Put on the sunglasses, it's too dazzling."

Jane then looked up at the sky above her head, and wanted to say that he thought it was okay, and that the more glaring ones were not new, and she was not so delicate, but after thinking about it, the things his uncle specifically reminded him must be the key.

Huang Daheng and Su Nuannuan have long been habitually obeying without saying a word, and even urged Jane to follow along: "Don't just stand still."

"Don't think that you can still endure the glare of the sun at this moment. After another hour or two, you will suffer a lot." Jiang Cheng said, smiling and threatening, "If you don't take precautions and protect your eyes Just don't want to."

Su Nuannuan was taken aback. Although she knew that there was a reason for what the team leader called them to do, she didn't expect the consequences to be so serious.

"That exaggerated?" She swallowed.

【Come, come, Mr. Jiang's horror story is late but arrived】

[Hahaha who can be scared?Who will believe it?]

【Goddess looks like she believed it (lightly)】

[Come here to see the name, check in with Didi]

While putting on his sunglasses, Jiang Cheng said, "The strong light in the desert has nothing to block or cover it up. If it directly burns your eyes, you will lose your sight within a few hours. It may be temporary, but it may even be long-lasting. , and at the same time, the eyes will be stinging unbearably, as if glass has been pierced into the eyeball, just imagine..."

"Don't stop, you don't need to imagine, it's already very painful." Su Nuannuan quickly interrupted Jiang Cheng, rubbed her arms vigorously, and pressed down on the sunglasses on the bridge of her nose, like her life-saving straw.

"Teacher Jiang's description...is really empathetic..." Huang Daheng took a breath and sighed.

Then Jane put on her sunglasses silently.

[Hiss, no matter what jc said is true or not, I feel my eyes hurt a little now]

[In the past, jc's horror stories at most made me feel scared, but now jc's horror stories have been upgraded to the point where I can feel synesthesia...]

[I'm really curious how our brother Cheng knew so many weird examples - brother Cheng gave the anchor Jiangcheng 1x iron plate squid with a leg pendant]

[But I still don't believe it, I've never heard of such a thing, most likely it's deliberately said so to trick girls]

[Really, there is a distant relative in my family who planned to drive in the desert for four or five days, but was rescued on the third day, just like what jc said, with stinging eyes and blurred vision, but luckily later After more than a month of recuperation, I slowly recovered]

【The old swan... fortunately recovered】

Su Nuannuan suddenly thought again: "But there is a problem... just like the desert aborigines we are going to find this time, can they have sunglasses? Even if they do, it is only in currency in recent years, right? The earliest They always didn’t have sunglasses when they were young, but their eyes shouldn’t be like this, right?”

After Su Nuannuan finished speaking, she looked at Jiang Cheng and smiled: "Mr. Jiang, am I right? Have you caught your little bug?"

[Hahaha my Nuannuan goddess is so smart! ! !It's so skinny! ! ! 】

[Wow, isn't this targeting too obvious, the goddess can't stand jc pretending to be bking~]

[Upstairs is going to kill me laughing, this is obviously because the relationship is so good that it doesn't matter, otherwise how could you say that? 】

[I looked at the homepage of the person upstairs, it turned out to be a jxh fan, so it's not surprising]

【That's not surprising】

[That's not surprising +1]

Jiang Cheng laughed and nodded: "They don't have sunglasses."

"But have you ever noticed that most of the aborigines that appear in documentaries and film and television works have deep lines painted on their faces? Even some special forces in desert off-road operations have such dark patterns of camouflage painted on their faces?" Jiang Cheng changed the subject and asked Su Nuannuan instead.

Su Nuannuan was at a loss for a moment, but quickly realized, and said, "Isn't it because of a status symbol?"

Jiang Cheng replied: "There are indeed reasons for decoration and status symbols, but not entirely."

“The paint they put on their faces was actually originally evolved from charcoal,” he explained, like a patient lecturer.

In fact, he did. When he was in the army, he also needed to explain various actual cases to new soldiers in the special operations detachment, and make review and preparation plans.

As the chief instructor of the Jianghan Special Zone, this is their daily guidance work, just like a habit in life, which comes at hand.

Jiang Cheng said: "In the earliest days, these aborigines used burnt charcoal to smear the eyes and sides of the nose to protect the eyes, which can reduce the reflection of strong light, protect the eyes from light damage, and prevent the cornea from being burned."

Huang Daheng gave a soft "wow": "It turns out that it has practical uses. I always thought it was like a totem, a status symbol."

Jiang Cheng nodded: "That's right."

"Nothing really troubles you." Su Nuannuan sighed, "I can't catch your bug."

Jane followed up, and said with a smile, "Didn't you say that, Mr. Jiang, a humanoid cheater."

"Really." Su Nuannuan also laughed.

"It seems that you still have enough energy, why don't we set up a rest station a little further away?" Jian Xingce's voice was cold, and came from the front suddenly, which made several guests tremble.

"No, no, leader, it's just right when you walk to that tree, I have no strength, I have no strength!"

"Stop talking and move your legs." Jian Xingce glanced at the people behind him and warned, "There is still a long way to go, save your energy."

"Good team leader!" Su Nuannuan and the others responded quickly.

[Kindergarten cubs who obediently listen to the training have a sense of sight hahahaha]

[+1, when have you ever seen the big names in these circles so obedient and obedient hahaha (I didn’t mean the king and the goddess play big names)]

[It's true, so good, with a correct attitude, it's so rare that the manager will cry when he sees it]

[I have to say, Jiangcheng is really an encyclopedia, right? ?No, encyclopedias are not enough, they must be textbooks! 】

[Textbook +1——If you support the wall, give 1x black truffle to anchor Jiangcheng]

The group of people walked for more than an hour under the scorching sun, and the more they walked, the quieter they went. At first, there were a few people joking with each other to pass the time, but at the end, there was only the sound of panting.

His legs were as heavy as lead, and Jian Sui fully understood what Jiang Cheng said before, that one or two more weights of the mountaineering bag could crush him to death.

Anyway, he couldn't add a single gram.

"This tree doesn't look too far away, so why can't we walk to it..." Huang Daheng said wearily.

Jian Xingce glanced at the direction of the destination, and said lightly: "It's almost there, let's go for another 10 minutes."

"Two to 10 minutes, hold on a little longer." Su Nuannuan cheered, and patted Huang Daheng's shoulder, "Not much left, you can rest when you arrive."

Huang Daheng nodded.

"Wangshan ran dead horses, for a reason." Jiang Cheng said, "Of course, the tree Team Jian chose as a resting place, and the distance is within the range we can bear, and it is indeed within the visible range, the only suitable one. There is nowhere nearer."

Jane then looked at Jiangcheng who was still doing well, then at them, and took a deep breath.

Obviously his brother-in-law chose the position to take care of him, Su Nuannuan, and Huang Daheng. If there were only his brother-in-law and Jiang Cheng, maybe the distance of these two people would be doubled.

【Jiang Cheng's physical strength is not on the same level as the people behind him...】

[Indeed, I really didn't expect Jiang Cheng to be able to keep up with his physical strength. I saw his appearance, and the man still had a little bit of trouble, I thought he was just a little white face, a soft and weak little white flower]

[Laughing to death, my brother Cheng is weak and little white flower?Piranha is almost the same]

After walking for nearly half an hour, the group finally came under the huge shade of a tree.

Standing under the shade of the tree, the temperature seemed to suddenly drop by ten degrees, and the scorching heat was obviously relieved.

"This tree is simply a life-saving tree..." Huang Daheng closed his eyes as he stood there, not wanting to move.

When I got closer, I found that there is not only one tree here, but three date palm trees twisted together, and the sparse branches on the crown also grow overlapping, forming a dense shade effect visually.

Jiang Cheng recognized the three date palm trees. Hearing what Huang Daheng said, he couldn't help laughing and agreeing: "You're right, this is a veritable life-saving tree."

"What do you mean?" Jane looked at Jiang Cheng after hearing the words, and her intuition was not as simple as providing a shade.

As soon as he asked, he heard the sound of "rusting" from the other side of the tree. They were startled, and looked over quickly, and saw that Jian Xingce was beating something on the treetop with a climbing stick, and it quickly fell down. A bunch of small fruits.

Jiang Cheng directly put these fruits into a bag with his clothes, wiped the sand on his head with a smile, and stuffed them directly into his mouth: "This is a date palm tree, the best food in the desert, it is really lucky that we met it gone."

"It's delicious, really." Jiang Cheng strongly recommended it, and gave it to Su Nuannuan and the others.

The sweet fruit immediately caught people's eyes. Su Nuannuan did not expect that the taste of this unremarkable fruit is really not sour at all. It tastes different from the processed date palm, but the sweetness is not reduced at all.

"I didn't expect such a sweet fruit and such a big green tree to grow in this kind of desert." Su Nuannuan said.

The green shade they are in is at least 30 meters high, and the branches are of different heights. Even if they get a lot of fruit, it is probably just the daily "metabolism" of this big tree.

Jiang Cheng responded: "So it's not an exaggeration to be called the God of Life-Saving Tree."

While he was talking, his hands didn't stop moving, he was busy digging a hole with his trekking poles.

[Help, why is Jiangcheng digging holes again! ! ! 】

[Laughing to death, I dug a hole for myself last time I went to the island, I never thought that I would still dig a hole in the desert hahaha]

[I don't understand, what is this for?Sunbathing? 】

Huang Daheng also looked at it in puzzlement, wondering, "What are you doing?"

"I have to rest for two or three hours here, of course I have to rest comfortably." Jiang Cheng said, "The presence of this tree means that the sand underneath should be moist and the temperature will be much cooler."

As he was talking, his hands happened to find wet dark sand. He took a handful out and showed it to Huang Daheng: "Touch it, isn't it cool?"

Huang Daheng stretched out his hand to touch it, his eyes lit up: "It's comfortable!"

Jiang Cheng laughed, and gave the handful of wet sand to Huang Daheng: "It will be more comfortable later."

As he spoke, he buried his head in digging again, and there was no need to dig too deep, a depth of about ten centimeters was enough, and one could lie down with one's legs tucked in.

Jiang Cheng didn't spend much effort, and soon formed the prototype of a wet sand pit.

He lay down inside, shaded by the green leaves of the date palm tree above his head, and the moist and cool sand under his body, which is Jiangcheng. The temperature here is ten degrees lower than the temperature felt under the tree."

"So amazing?" Huang Daheng asked back, not in disbelief, but with an eager look on his face.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng laughed, and directly greeted Huang Daheng: "I'll let you feel it."

Huang Daheng immediately ran over and lay down in the pit: "Wow——"

He sighed comfortably: "I think I should be emitting steam and white smoke right now..."

Su Nuannuan and Jian then looked at each other, and they started to do it immediately: "Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiang, come and take a look, are you just digging like this?"

When Huang Daheng heard this, he got up quickly, and he had to dig a hole for himself quickly.

[Hahaha what the hell is this! ! !What a funny scene to dig a hole for yourself with the superstar Uranus all of a sudden! 】

[Dig a hole for yourself and even enjoy it haha]

[It seems that it is really comfortable! !Show me all the excitement! ! 】

Not only Huang Daheng and the others were moved, but even the program crew was moved.

Although they followed the car all the way, in the desert, the car was like a large steam oven, and they were worried that turning on the air conditioner would consume too much fuel, and they had to open the windows to blow hot air all the way, and they were nowhere more comfortable than Jiangcheng. .

Soon, the director also escaped from the car, hid under the shade of a tree, and stared at several guests lying in the wet sand pit. It was really comfortable like that.

He hesitated for two seconds, then began to dig.

The director took the lead, and the other staff members of the program group also got out of the car and squeezed under the shade of the trees. Seeing this, Su Nuannuan laughed straight away: "Hey, why are you all here?"

"It's too hot, Sister Su, hehe, let's see Teacher Jiang's method is really good, let's learn, learn." The director assistant said.

"Turn on the air conditioner for a little extravagance." Huang Daheng provoked.

"How dare you, you have to save some money on fuel. With so many cars, there is no limitless space to carry fuel at will. I don't dare to be extravagant." The director said bitterly.

【Help, hahaha, it's poisonous! ! !What the hell is digging a hole together hahaha]

[I just realized that not only the guests are miserable, but also the program team is also miserable hahahahaha, what kind of unjust show is this hahahaha]

"Hey, our sand is so wet. If we dig it underground, there will be water?" Huang Daheng suddenly remembered, got up and looked at Jiang Cheng and the team leader.