Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

After the single sampling, the program group announced the final result.

The director picked up the small speaker: "Guests and teachers, I'm here to announce the results!"

"Goddess Su's choice—drinking water. Invalid choice."

Su Nuannuan was annoyed when she heard the words, and sighed deeply: "I guessed that it must be Tianwang Jian or Mr. Jiang, someone in the team leader has been selected again."

Huang Daheng's complexion changed drastically, and he quietly walked away from Su Nuannuan for a few steps.

[Hahahaha Goddess Su still doesn't know who the problem is]

[Laughing to death, Jane Tianwang, Mr. Jiang, and the team leader were forced to take the blame]

[Hahahaha Teacher Huang, he ran away! !Why is my daughter so fierce (dog head)]

The director continued to report——

"Teacher Huang's choice—drinking water. Invalid choice."

"Jane's choice - chocolate. Effective choice."

"Leader Jane's choice - anti-inflammatory trauma medicine. Effective choice."

"Teacher Jiang's choice - head-mounted lighting equipment. Effective choice."

Su Nuannuan looked at Huang Daheng suddenly: "You are the traitor!"

Huang Daheng backed away quietly, shrank behind Jiangcheng, and put out a head with an innocent face: "Didn't you give me the attention to drinking water? I thought it was for me to get it."

"I mean I took the water!" Su Nuannuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"It's okay, it's okay, we still have chocolate, medicine, and lighting equipment, and we've made money this round." Huang Daheng said quickly, "Oh, it's because we have a tacit understanding, and you can tell what you're thinking with just one look. , if I misunderstood and didn’t take water, it’s all right again!”

Jiang Cheng looked at Huang Daheng with a little surprise when he heard the words. He never thought that there could be such a sophistry explanation.

He gave Huang Daheng a thumbs up: "Talent Mr. Huang, it makes sense."

Even Su Nuannuan was somewhat persuaded by Huang Daheng's strong argument, and frowned thoughtfully, as if she was right.

[I really want Teacher Huang to see the tacit understanding between JC and the team leader next door, hahaha, dare to say! 】

[As expected of an old host with decades of hosting skills, this brain turns very fast (x)]

[The tacit understanding that the team leader said and the tacit understanding that Mr. Huang said are not on the same level haha]

[Laughing to death, look at Jiang Cheng's eyes hahaha, facial management is out of control +1]

[Teacher Jiang often loses control of his face management hahahaha, I wonder if he is an insider! !Is it okay to hide your true emotions a little bit! 】

[Variety shows just want to see the real out-of-control frame rate pictures of stars, hahaha, thanks to Xiaoyeye, who often make the guests crash (bushi)]

Jiang Cheng moved closer to Jian Xingce, raised his head slightly to look at him, and whispered to his ear: "Captain Jian, you asked me to take this, right?"

Jian Xingce could feel Jiang Cheng's light breath, gently plucking his ears like a feather, he blinked uncomfortably quickly, and then said in a low voice, "Well, that's right."

"Hey, I knew it. My PD still wanted to bluff me, and I said how could I choose the wrong one." Hearing this, Jiang Cheng immediately raised his chin triumphantly, and stood beside Jian Xingce with his hands behind his back, smiling so hard that his eyes widened. Crooked and squinted.

The joyful eyebrows were probably the true portrayal of the expression on Jiang Cheng's face.

Jian Xingce glanced at Jiang Cheng from the corner of his eye, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

[What kind of cutie is Mr. SOS Jiang! !Actually quietly went to the leader to find out the answer! ! 】

【Exactly the same as this high school student】

[The team leader was amused haha]

[Amused?funny?How can someone ruin the atmosphere with just two words...]

【I do not care! !The team leader took a sneak peek and laughed, this is clearly a pet!Hit me! 】

[This height difference is also okay! !Jiangcheng is no longer short!About the same as Jane Tianwang?But look at the team leader and have to look up a little bit! ! 】

【Satisfied.jpg】

[Two-way secret love is locked!Knock life knock death! 】

"But I didn't expect the team leader to choose medicine..." Su Nuannuan temporarily reconciled with the drinking water, but she was still a little puzzled when she saw the staff bring the props they had chosen.

"For external use, didn't you get scratches during the sandstorm before? It's almost time to reapply the medicine and change the gauze." Jiang Cheng said.

Jian Xing responded: "Even if there is no compensation link this time, next time you choose materials, you still need to choose it. Don't ignore any wound treatment in the wild. If you don't pay attention, even a small wound will cause big trouble."

"Fortunately, I snatched out an emergency medical kit earlier. Most of the medicines are there. Although some fell into the quicksand, there are quite a lot of gauze."

Jiang Cheng naturally carried a first-aid kit, but they had checked the contents before, and there were anti-insect and anti-diarrheal items, but the trauma medicine was missing, and this time it just happened to make up for it.

After the small episode, several people went on the road again.

They were running out of water, and the total water in all the kettles was probably less than two pots, which made people feel a little flustered.

Jian Xingce gave them a little "sour fat". When hiking in the desert, when the throat is dry and smoking, it is a happy thing to have something to stimulate the secretion of saliva.

"Why have you been walking for so long and haven't seen any cactus? I remember that this should not be a common feature item in the desert?" Huang Daheng hummed, "There is water in the cactus, can you drink it?"

Jiang Cheng nodded: "Some can drink, some can't."

Huang Daheng sighed, carefully unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and poured the last sip of water into his mouth, only moistening his throat and lips.

After continuing to walk for more than an hour, the water bottles of several people completely bottomed out, not even a drop of water was let go.

Su Nuannuan couldn't help licking her lips, moistening her dry and chapped lips. It's like an addiction, once you have it, there will be a second time.

When Jiang Cheng noticed, Su Nuannuan didn't even know how many times she had licked it.

"Stop licking, the more you lick, the more dry it will be." Jiang Cheng stopped Su Nuannuan's small movements.

Su Nuannuan pursed her lips and said, "Hey, I can't help it, I'm coveting a moment of happiness."

Jiang Cheng choked, he was really happy, especially when his lips were chapped, even he wanted to purse his lips sometimes.

He could only say: "Try to bear it..."

Jian Xingce glanced back and said, "It's okay if you can't help it. After you finish recording this episode, your lips will be in the same condition as you have cheilitis. Just be happy. If it's more serious, it may be because of Bacteria in the saliva are brought into the dry cracks of the lips, causing bacterial infection, which cannot be easily treated by medical aesthetics.”

Su Nuannuan's face changed drastically when she heard that, she can do anything when it comes to beauty.

"I will definitely control it." She vowed.

【Grass, I couldn't help but watch my daughter lick her lips. Is it so dangerous? ? 】

[It's true that the more you lick, the drier it will be, if only there is water]

[Laughing to death, the goddess is really frightened to the point of turning pale]

[Sure enough, at this time, the team leader has to come out and sing bad faces, Mr. Jiang is still too gentle]

【Really haha】

It was already four o'clock in the afternoon, and the sun was not so hot, but the dryness and sultry heat still made people feel restless. The motorcades of the program group were lined up on both sides far away, separated by a distance of [-] meters.

"Did you smell a scent?" Jian Xingce suddenly stopped and looked around.

Jane and the others who were following him sniffed their noses vigorously when they heard the words, but they didn't smell anything except a whiff of hot yellow sand.

Jiang Cheng faced the direction the wind was blowing from, and said abruptly: "It seems to be a little bit, I can't tell what it is, it kind of smells like livestock?"

"Livestock?" Su Nuannuan froze for a moment, then looked at Jiangcheng.

"Go and have a look." Jian Xingce quickly found the direction and walked in the direction the wind was blowing.

The others hurriedly followed: "Isn't it some kind of herd? Are we going to follow like this?"

"Even if it's a herd of beasts, it's fine to keep a certain distance." Jiang Cheng said, "Didn't Sister Nuan always want to see the herd of beasts? Isn't this a chance?"

Su Nuannuan choked when she heard the words, and said with a wry smile: "If it was in the car, I would be happy to go and have a look, but now, I don't feel too safe..."

"Don't worry." Jiang Cheng followed Jian Xingce's footsteps, and said to Su Nuannuan, "If it's really a huge herd, even if you can't see it in your field of vision, you can hear it from a distance. The current situation is more likely The ones should be domestic animals, or lonely wild animals. Let's observe from a distance, and there will be no danger."

Hearing what Jiang Cheng said, Su Nuannuan was a little relieved. If Jiang Cheng said that there was no danger, then there was a high probability that nothing would happen.

Jiang Cheng smiled and said, "There will always be unexpected surprises in the wild, and this is also the charm of outdoor adventures."

"Yeah." Su Nuannuan nodded, "That's true. If there is a chance, I'd be happy to try it."

She was just about to say something to Jiang Cheng, when the team leader who was walking in front suddenly said, "But charm is charm. If you lack skills and common sense, most people will not be able to enjoy such charm."

Su Nuannuan shrank her neck, the grass planted by Teacher Jiang just now was pulled out by the team leader in a blink of an eye.

They walked forward for nearly twenty minutes, turned over a small sand dune, and finally saw the target——

It was a camel lying on the ground, and around it stood several men dressed as herdsmen and a team of camels.

Jane's eyes lit up: "Wait, isn't this the aborigine we're looking for?!"

Jian Xingce was also quite surprised. He thought he would spend at least one night in the wild today, but he didn't expect to run into the herdsman with such good luck.

He nodded and said to the others: "I'll go over to talk to them first. I don't know if it's the aboriginal group that the show crew has greeted. If not, these people are very vigilant. There are so many of us. We will go there together. cause unnecessary trouble."

Jiang Cheng responded, "We'll wait for your signal."

Jian Xingce nodded slightly, turned over the sand dune with a brace, and slid directly down from the top of the slope.

The length of this section of slope is less than 20 meters, but it is relatively steep, with an angle greater than [-] degrees. Jian Xingce went down the landslide from top to bottom in less than ten seconds, which made Huang Daheng and others very excited .

"The leader's movement is too cool! It's so easy! I knew we wouldn't have to go downhill a few times before, how cool it is to slide down!" Huang Daheng envied.

Hearing the words, Jiang Cheng looked at Huang Daheng, and said with a smile: "Then don't look at this movement, which looks simple and light, and is skillful. If you accidentally sway your center of gravity, such a steep slope is likely to be rolled down while falling in the air. , but not as handsome as Captain Jane."

"Hiss—" Huang Daheng just thought about the scene, and felt a little pain all over his body.

While the few people in Jiangcheng were talking, Jian Xingce had already communicated with the herdsmen over there.

He waved at Jiang Cheng, and Jiang Cheng immediately noticed, "Okay, let's go down."

The steep slope of [-] degrees is far more difficult than it looks.

A group of people supported each other before carefully descending to the slope, and ten minutes passed in a blink of an eye.

As soon as Su Nuannuan stepped on the sand, when she looked up, she saw a few herdsmen smiling at them, and then they said something, but they couldn't understand the language and couldn't understand the meaning, but it seemed that there was no malice.

She also smiled at the herdsmen.

Jiang Cheng understood what the herdsmen said. He had carried out anti-terrorist missions in the desert for a period of time in his previous life. Apart from being stationed, the most frequent place he stayed was in the mud houses of these herdsmen. He could even drink camel milk when he got acquainted.

Those herdsmen were laughing at their staggering poses when they came down, but he didn't explain to Su Nuannuan and the others, it's fine if he didn't understand.

[I rely on me, rely on me!This luck is against the sky! !Complete tasks all of a sudden? ! 】

【I never expected... I thought they had to go to the lake to have a look, right?What is it now?it's over? 】

[The psychological shadow area of ​​the program group expands infinitely hahahaha]

[Hey lead to headache, hey lead to baldness]

[I don’t know whether the team on the road is lucky or unlucky... There are endless accidents, both good and bad]

[This is probably...the disadvantage of not having a script. Originally, the material could be cut for several issues, but now it is suddenly cut in half.]

Jian Xingce is also in contact with the director: "We have found the aboriginal herdsmen in the desert."

"What?!" The director's voice raised an octave, almost broken, "Found it?! That's why you just went over the dunes?!"

Although it is not the cause, it is indeed the result of a mistake.

Jian Xingce said: "We will act together with the herdsmen tonight, you can figure it out yourself."

director:"……"

[Hahahahahaha director's reaction is really too funny]

[Ever since the program team placed an order last time and walked slower than the guests, I feel that the director has started to collapse the character design crazily, haha, from the original small pit-digging expert to the pit-jumping expert]

【Happy to hear and happy to see that the program group was devastated unexpectedly (dog head)】

[Team leader: I have a big surprise, you don’t know it]

The decision to act with the herdsmen was made after discussions with several people before calling the director——

It is already four or five o'clock in the afternoon. Even if the herdsmen are found to complete the task, they cannot leave Tenge immediately. Instead of waiting for the program group to meet, it is better to experience the life of the herdsmen.

Jane and the others are very interested in this, and more importantly, meeting the herdsmen means that they have water and food.

Enthusiastic herdsmen shared their water pots and naan bread. In exchange, Huang Daheng gave the herdsmen the knife he carried with him as a gift to Buddha.

The knife provided by the program group was a multifunctional Swiss Army knife. After receiving it, the herdsman fiddled with it a few times, and then looked at Huang Daheng with even more enthusiasm.

The herdsman spoke to Huang Daheng, and made gestures from time to time. Even so, Huang Daheng was still confused and looked at the leader for help.

Jian Xingce acted as an interpreter and explained: "He meant to invite you to go back to their residence together, but they just came out today for hunting, and they will sleep outside for a night, and go back after hunting prey. There are hunters' bonfires and camel's milk wine to entertain guests from afar."

What Jian Xingce said was extremely novel to Jane and the others, more attractive than the desert itself.

The few of them looked at each other, all eager to try, and finally looked at Jiang Cheng, asking Jiang Cheng's opinion.

Seeing that they were all interested, Jiang Cheng hesitated because of his concerns about the unknown in the desert, so he said, "Then give it a try. I've been here for so many days. Would you be willing not to go and have a look?"

Huang Daheng smiled and nodded vigorously: "That's right, Mr. Jiang is right!"

Su Nuannuan also nodded: "I'm looking forward to the hunter's bonfire they mentioned too!"

Jian Xingce conveyed to the herdsmen that they were willing to attend the appointment, and the group made a decision to go together.

The herdsman Ala Khan told Jian Xingce that they would also perform a prayer ceremony for the dead camel, and the tribal totem would bless its next life.

So Jian Xingce and the others stood quietly aside, watching the herdsmen whispering something around the dead camel.

"Camels are said to be ships of the desert, and they are also the most powerful assistants and treasures of herdsmen. For them, camels are not much different from their family members." Jiang Cheng said, "Even if they are dead camels, they will not touch them. corpses, but let them stay where they are, quietly blending with the desert."

"I used to hear people say that if there is no water to drink and you need to save your life, you can only cut the camel's humps to get water. They said that there is a lot of water in those two humps, so the camels can maintain their viability for so long." Huang Daheng said .

Jiang Cheng shook his head: "It's impossible to cut the hump to get water, and what's stored in the hump isn't water, it's fat."

Both Huang Daheng and Su Nuannuan were a little surprised when they heard the words, it was different from the stories they had heard when they were young.

Jian Xingce said: "The reason why camels can walk in the desert for so long without eating or drinking is because they can convert water into blood fat in their bodies, and turn it into water when needed."

"So even if it is really necessary to cut the camel's hump to save lives, the blood and fat of the camel is taken, and that is an extreme last resort." Jian Xingce said.

Su Nuannuan took a light breath, nodded, and looked at the dead camel on the ground, surrounded by several herdsmen who were extremely devout.

"They must have a lot of affection for this camel." She sighed, a little moved.

"That's not true. Ala Khan told me that this camel was a wild camel they saw on the road, and it didn't belong to their camel team." Jian Xingce replied.

Su Nuannuan: "..."

What a waste of her feelings.

Jiang Cheng smiled: "For every herdsman, whether it is domestic or wild camels, they are creatures that bring miracles and vitality in the desert. Even if they encounter wild camels, they will pray the same prayer. "

"This camel shouldn't have been dead for too long. Look at its body, it hasn't swelled up yet, so it's relatively safe." Jian Xingce said.

Jane was a little sensitive, and looked at her uncle: "Safe?"

"The temperature in the desert is too high. Even a camel that has just died will rot quickly. The large amount of fat accumulated in its body will turn into rotten gas under the high temperature and fill the skin." Jian Xingce explained, " The camel had probably died less than two hours ago, so the body wasn't too decomposed and gassy."

"Have you heard of Whale Burst?" Jiang Cheng asked the others.

Huang Daheng nodded: "To put it simply, the dead whale suddenly exploded."

Jiang Cheng responded, "The same goes for camels."

Jian Xingce nodded slightly, and added: "Once it bulges, and there is external pressure, or the tip of a knife is used to cut it, it will easily explode if it is not careful, and the gas, internal organs, and meat will be filled. Blocks contain extremely strong spoilage bacteria and are easy to recruit, so be careful."

Su Nuannuan and the others looked at the camel differently this time, with awe and caution, and silently took a step back.

[Grass, so dangerous! ! ! 】

[Help, when I saw a dead camel, I thought Teacher Jiang and the others would like to mention roasted camel meat, but I didn't expect it to be a high-risk! 】

[If Jiangcheng's team leader doesn't say this, he really doesn't know...it will explode, it's too demonic]

[Sure enough, there is nothing to compare with in nature...anything can be a danger]

The prayer ceremony of the herdsmen was also very brief, as if they were worried that the camel body would explode. After they finished their prayer, they didn't stay any longer, and simply called Jian Xingce and his party to move with them.

"They are going to Chalagan Lake, which should be the oasis lake we saw at the top of the slope earlier." Jian Xingce translated.

Su Nuannuan's eyes lit up: "Okay, I thought I'd miss it! I really want to see that green state with my own eyes."

"agreed, agreed!"

"To be honest, I have taken a fancy to some of their camels, can they carry people?" Jane then asked.

[?Hahaha I didn't expect that it would be said by Jian Tianwang! 】

【It means that King Jian is really too tired haha】

[When did the King of Heaven suffer like this hahaha]

【Metamorphosis of the King of Heaven】

Jian Xingce glanced at his nephew, and when he asked this, the eyes of Su Nuannuan and Huang Daheng immediately lit up.

He raised his eyebrows and said, "You can try to communicate with them."

Jane then knew that it was because his uncle would not help, and it was purely dependent on their accomplishments.

Huang Daheng was eager to try, and he was the first to successfully ride on the back of the camel with the help of the knife he gave away.

A docile and domesticated camel will kneel down first, so that humans can climb its hump, and then kick its hind legs, tilt its body, and suddenly raise its vision by one or two meters.

Huang Daheng exclaimed, and quickly grabbed the handle tightly, the illusion of weightlessness for a moment was extremely exciting.

When the camel stood firmly, Huang Daheng also sat firmly on the hunchback. His vision was high and stable, and he felt very good.

As a lady, Su Nuannuan was also invited, so excited that Su Nuannuan kept bending her eyes and smiling.

In the end was Jian Sui. He gestured to the herdsmen for a long time, but they ignored them. It was not until Huang Daheng and Su Nuannuan climbed up the hump, and he pointed at them, that the herdsmen realized that they reluctantly agreed Big Jane the King gets on his camel.

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce declined the proposal, and the herdsmen transferred the load from the three camels used to carry people to the remaining three camels. It was already heavy, and if there were two more of them, the camels would be too much to bear. up.

They walked in front side by side with the herdsmen, slowly watching the sun in front of them was round, red and big, like a burning fireball, slowly falling towards the horizon.