I am a beast! [interstellar]
Chapter 100
When Dean Laiman found Tu Shanjiu, he was translating the "Shan Hai Jing" in his room.
Tu Shanjiu didn't like this Shanhaijie cookbook for reasons known to everyone, but it has to be said that as one of the very few Chinese ancient books that he can still see, even if he saw the reprinted version of "Shanhaijing" ", when flipping through these printed pictures, Tu Shanjiu couldn't help feeling a sense of nostalgia.
Although Tu Shanjiu was troubled by many fierce beasts because of this book, he also ate many delicious and tender meat because of this book.
There are 22 original books of "Shan Hai Jing", but only 18 have been handed down to later generations, and the others have long been lost. However, what Professor Moore brought is the earliest complete copy, and other people may not be able to understand the incomplete oracle bone inscriptions on the tortoise shell. , but for a beast like Tu Shanjiu who has been around for a long time and has been among humans for many years, Oracle Bone Inscriptions can naturally understand it.
The number of words in Shan Hai Jing is not many. Even the full text of the earliest version is only more than 3 words. If you copy it directly in Chinese characters, you can even copy it in one day. If you use typing, it can be even faster.
It's a pity that the people of the Star Alliance don't speak classical Chinese, they don't even know Chinese characters. Since Tu Shanjiu took this job, it is impossible to really give them a copy of classical Chinese. Hungry on him.
So simply finish the translation at one time, let them study it by themselves, and by the way, change some parts that later generations have translated indiscriminately.
Especially the nine-tailed fox cannibalism!
Holding a kind of resentment for being wronged for thousands of years, Tu Shanjiu took great pains in translating the book "Three Seas Classic". The grades are easy to study, and it is not difficult for Tu Shanjiu, who has a good memory, but the homework that should be done still takes time, especially when there is a guardian who will watch them do their homework carefully - and they have to go to bed on time at night - also I don’t know if he finally realized that he might be secretly staying up at night and doing other things. The strict dean is very keen to make a surprise inspection in the middle of the night recently, and will confiscate Tu Shanjiu’s notebook at night, and use the guardian’s authority to close it. Tu Shanjiu's intellectual brain even instilled a lot of "bad" ideas in Jody, causing the cub to defect to her, and began to watch whether Tu Shanjiu had a good rest.
After deducting these hours, Tu Shanjiu really doesn't have much time to record the translation.
It's not that there are no other ways to complete the translation work, but Dean Lehman knows the children's writing speed very well. If Tu Shanjiu completes this work prematurely, it will directly expose the fact that he is disobedient.
And under the eyes of the strict guardian and the disapproval of his own cubs, as thick-skinned as Tu Shanjiu, he can only helplessly give up the possibility of working overtime in the middle of the night, and obediently be a good boy who goes to bed early and gets up early.
Anyway, he was not the one who was in a hurry to translate.
Of course, since he took over the job of translation, Tu Shanjiu will still finish it seriously when he has time.
So today, Tu Shanjiu, who was also writing and drawing in the room, saw Dean Laiman coming in with a baby in his arms, his eyelids started to twitch, and his intuition was not good.
Dean Laiman put on a blank face, and showed Tu Shanjiu the tightly packed little doll in his arms: "I think, can you explain to me what's going on?"
The black eyes met the golden eyes, and the latter bent into small crescents under the gaze of the former.
"Meow~"
If it weren't for the hands and feet being wrapped up, the little baby would definitely reach out to Tu Shanjiu for a hug right now.
This familiar cry, coupled with the familiar color scheme of blond hair and golden eyes, Tu Shanjiu immediately knew who this strange-looking delicate little doll was.
Apart from the little Pixiu he picked up, are there any other cubs with that name on the whole Douxing?
Nature is wood.
Knowing that little Pixiu's little secret seemed to be exposed, Tu Shanjiu's first reaction was to think about how to pretend to be innocent, but under the eyes of Dean Lehman, "I'll see how you make it up", he was really guilty and speechless Come.
In the end, he could only open his mouth tentatively: "Ah, I think this is a baby?"
Jody, who has always been inseparable from Tu Shanjiu, saw the little baby in Dean Laiman's arms clearly, and when he heard the familiar cry, he immediately took Tu Shanjiu's arm, and looked vigilantly at the baby who was still facing him. Tu Shanjiu's laughing child.
His nose is so good, as soon as he smells it, he can smell that what Dean Leman is holding is that annoying cat that competes with him every day for Jiujiu's attention!
Knowing that Tu Shanjiu secretly hides the nature of an old father who controls the face, Jody will naturally not relax his guard against this cat-hating cat who is very beautiful.
Anyone who wants to compete with him needs to be included in the enemy list!
In private, Jody, who has been able to become a cub, has often fought with little Pixiu, but they still know that they need to cover up in front of other people, especially Tu Shanjiu, so little Pixiu will not use it against Jody. With racial talent, Jody will also pay attention not to leave obvious fighting marks on Xiao Pixiu, lest she go to Tu Shanjiu to complain and sell her misfortune and sympathy.
Of course, this kind of small behavior can be deceived by the dean and Tu Shanjiu, but the latter thinks that their seemingly fierce slapstick is just a way of playing and learning between cubs. Have brothers and sisters ever fought?That's how they all grew up.
As soon as she saw Jody, Xiao Xiu's crescent eyes turned into dead fish eyes, and the dislike on her face was fully revealed in her human form.
Dean Laiman's eyes turned back and forth on the two hostile little guys, and then looked at Tu Shanjiu: "This is a baby named Xiaoxiu." After all this, how dare you continue to pretend that you don't know him? ?
Tu Shanjiu laughed dryly: "Isn't Xiaoxiu a cat? How did she become a doll? Oh, is she also a genetic mutant?"
Dean Laiman didn't even bat an eyelid, and his face was filled with disgust of "I'll just listen to your nonsense".
She doesn't believe that Tu Shanjiu, who has been making troubles recently, doesn't know how genetic mutants mutate, no matter how obvious the degree of mutation is, they are all born in human form.
And Xiaoxiu?Although I don’t know what breed it is, she was indeed a cat before. That’s right. Domestic pets need to be checked regularly every year. Although the veterinarians on Douxing are mainly responsible for livestock and poultry, it is also possible to check a domestic cat. Well, if there were any human traits in Xiaoxiu at that time, it would have been seen through the blood test.
Even for a genetic mutant like Jody who can turn into a beast, if he is tested in the beastlike form, his genes still contain human parts.
So don't say that Xiaoxiu is a genetic mutant, she doesn't believe it at all.
Beasts that can turn into humans, Dean Lehman had a vague guess when he saw this little doll.
Tu Shanjiu saw that he couldn't make up his mind, and finally struggled for a while whether to say it or not, and finally said it.
"Xiaoxiu is a Pixiu."
Tu Shanjiu chose to be frank and lenient, and he had considered it carefully.
He is not afraid of the dean to speak out, not entirely because he fully believes in Dean Lehman's character, although this is also the reason, but the greater protection lies in Tu Shanjiu himself.
As a nine-tailed fox with the ability to confuse the mind, it is not too easy to play tricks on an ordinary human being.
If Dean Laiman had the intention to talk about these things with other people, he would trigger the spell that Tu Shanjiu left on her, making her automatically give up this idea, but she would not feel that there was anything wrong.
She will only think that this is a choice made by her subjective consciousness.
It's a bit outrageous, but Tu Shanjiu doesn't want to gamble on the possibility of changing people's hearts.
What is Pixiu, Dean Lehman knows: "The Pixiu on the Pixiu bracelet you made?"
When Tu Shanjiu made it, she also sent it to Dean Laiman. She asked a few words about the beast that she had never seen before, and knew that it was a star beast as powerful as a nine-tailed fox (Tu Shanjiu: It is an auspicious beast! ), friendly to humans, and has the ability to attract wealth and treasure.
Tu Shanjiu nodded: "It's that Pixiu."
Dean Laiman looked at the little baby in his arms, his eyes were a little subtle.
Thinking about it carefully, since Xiaoxiu came, especially after she took care of her, his fortune seems to have become very good?
When going out, she would pick up valuable things on the road (although she returned them to their original owners), and she would always win prizes when she encountered a lottery in a store (although she never bought luxury goods or lottery tickets, the The lottery activities are very small), and even the salary has suddenly increased a lot without knowing it. Are these brought by the little guy in his arms?
If it is true, then compared to the nine-tailed fox, Pixiu is probably the star beast that everyone wants to pursue.
Even she felt a little bit excited for a moment.
However, Dean Lyman is not a person who pursues money—if she were, she would not be the dean of the orphan—after a short heartbeat, she regained her composure.
"I remember that the Pixiu you carved is not in the shape of a kitten."
Pixiu, who looks like a lion, has small wings on his back, and curved horns on his head, can't be connected with a kitten.
Tu Shanjiu's eyes were slightly erratic: "Racial talent, powerful beasts have some ability to save their lives, it is not difficult to hide themselves."
Xiaoxiu knows nothing because he is young and has no elders to teach him. Otherwise, if it is a cub with only parents, he will not need Tu Shanjiu's help in disguising.
Dean Laiman looked at him for a long time, seeing that his scalp was tingling and goosebumps were about to pop out, and then he threw a thunderbolt: "Xiao Jiu, do you have this kind of ability?"
The author says:
One hundred chapters, the protagonist hasn't grown up yet, alas...
I have been feeling unwell recently, because I have some bronchial problems, and I cough badly every spring and autumn, and it has been raining recently, and the frequency of my coughing has increased. I thought it was caused by lung heat as in previous years. I bought mangosteen and soaked it in water (to be honest, although soaked in water is very sweet, but I still feel not used to the taste), the effect is that I drank a little and coughed again. It's a cold due to wind-heat... I said why I not only coughed but also sneezed suddenly. My family asked me if I had a cold, and I insisted that I didn't feel anything other than a cough, so it wasn't a cold =-= laughing and crying .
Tu Shanjiu didn't like this Shanhaijie cookbook for reasons known to everyone, but it has to be said that as one of the very few Chinese ancient books that he can still see, even if he saw the reprinted version of "Shanhaijing" ", when flipping through these printed pictures, Tu Shanjiu couldn't help feeling a sense of nostalgia.
Although Tu Shanjiu was troubled by many fierce beasts because of this book, he also ate many delicious and tender meat because of this book.
There are 22 original books of "Shan Hai Jing", but only 18 have been handed down to later generations, and the others have long been lost. However, what Professor Moore brought is the earliest complete copy, and other people may not be able to understand the incomplete oracle bone inscriptions on the tortoise shell. , but for a beast like Tu Shanjiu who has been around for a long time and has been among humans for many years, Oracle Bone Inscriptions can naturally understand it.
The number of words in Shan Hai Jing is not many. Even the full text of the earliest version is only more than 3 words. If you copy it directly in Chinese characters, you can even copy it in one day. If you use typing, it can be even faster.
It's a pity that the people of the Star Alliance don't speak classical Chinese, they don't even know Chinese characters. Since Tu Shanjiu took this job, it is impossible to really give them a copy of classical Chinese. Hungry on him.
So simply finish the translation at one time, let them study it by themselves, and by the way, change some parts that later generations have translated indiscriminately.
Especially the nine-tailed fox cannibalism!
Holding a kind of resentment for being wronged for thousands of years, Tu Shanjiu took great pains in translating the book "Three Seas Classic". The grades are easy to study, and it is not difficult for Tu Shanjiu, who has a good memory, but the homework that should be done still takes time, especially when there is a guardian who will watch them do their homework carefully - and they have to go to bed on time at night - also I don’t know if he finally realized that he might be secretly staying up at night and doing other things. The strict dean is very keen to make a surprise inspection in the middle of the night recently, and will confiscate Tu Shanjiu’s notebook at night, and use the guardian’s authority to close it. Tu Shanjiu's intellectual brain even instilled a lot of "bad" ideas in Jody, causing the cub to defect to her, and began to watch whether Tu Shanjiu had a good rest.
After deducting these hours, Tu Shanjiu really doesn't have much time to record the translation.
It's not that there are no other ways to complete the translation work, but Dean Lehman knows the children's writing speed very well. If Tu Shanjiu completes this work prematurely, it will directly expose the fact that he is disobedient.
And under the eyes of the strict guardian and the disapproval of his own cubs, as thick-skinned as Tu Shanjiu, he can only helplessly give up the possibility of working overtime in the middle of the night, and obediently be a good boy who goes to bed early and gets up early.
Anyway, he was not the one who was in a hurry to translate.
Of course, since he took over the job of translation, Tu Shanjiu will still finish it seriously when he has time.
So today, Tu Shanjiu, who was also writing and drawing in the room, saw Dean Laiman coming in with a baby in his arms, his eyelids started to twitch, and his intuition was not good.
Dean Laiman put on a blank face, and showed Tu Shanjiu the tightly packed little doll in his arms: "I think, can you explain to me what's going on?"
The black eyes met the golden eyes, and the latter bent into small crescents under the gaze of the former.
"Meow~"
If it weren't for the hands and feet being wrapped up, the little baby would definitely reach out to Tu Shanjiu for a hug right now.
This familiar cry, coupled with the familiar color scheme of blond hair and golden eyes, Tu Shanjiu immediately knew who this strange-looking delicate little doll was.
Apart from the little Pixiu he picked up, are there any other cubs with that name on the whole Douxing?
Nature is wood.
Knowing that little Pixiu's little secret seemed to be exposed, Tu Shanjiu's first reaction was to think about how to pretend to be innocent, but under the eyes of Dean Lehman, "I'll see how you make it up", he was really guilty and speechless Come.
In the end, he could only open his mouth tentatively: "Ah, I think this is a baby?"
Jody, who has always been inseparable from Tu Shanjiu, saw the little baby in Dean Laiman's arms clearly, and when he heard the familiar cry, he immediately took Tu Shanjiu's arm, and looked vigilantly at the baby who was still facing him. Tu Shanjiu's laughing child.
His nose is so good, as soon as he smells it, he can smell that what Dean Leman is holding is that annoying cat that competes with him every day for Jiujiu's attention!
Knowing that Tu Shanjiu secretly hides the nature of an old father who controls the face, Jody will naturally not relax his guard against this cat-hating cat who is very beautiful.
Anyone who wants to compete with him needs to be included in the enemy list!
In private, Jody, who has been able to become a cub, has often fought with little Pixiu, but they still know that they need to cover up in front of other people, especially Tu Shanjiu, so little Pixiu will not use it against Jody. With racial talent, Jody will also pay attention not to leave obvious fighting marks on Xiao Pixiu, lest she go to Tu Shanjiu to complain and sell her misfortune and sympathy.
Of course, this kind of small behavior can be deceived by the dean and Tu Shanjiu, but the latter thinks that their seemingly fierce slapstick is just a way of playing and learning between cubs. Have brothers and sisters ever fought?That's how they all grew up.
As soon as she saw Jody, Xiao Xiu's crescent eyes turned into dead fish eyes, and the dislike on her face was fully revealed in her human form.
Dean Laiman's eyes turned back and forth on the two hostile little guys, and then looked at Tu Shanjiu: "This is a baby named Xiaoxiu." After all this, how dare you continue to pretend that you don't know him? ?
Tu Shanjiu laughed dryly: "Isn't Xiaoxiu a cat? How did she become a doll? Oh, is she also a genetic mutant?"
Dean Laiman didn't even bat an eyelid, and his face was filled with disgust of "I'll just listen to your nonsense".
She doesn't believe that Tu Shanjiu, who has been making troubles recently, doesn't know how genetic mutants mutate, no matter how obvious the degree of mutation is, they are all born in human form.
And Xiaoxiu?Although I don’t know what breed it is, she was indeed a cat before. That’s right. Domestic pets need to be checked regularly every year. Although the veterinarians on Douxing are mainly responsible for livestock and poultry, it is also possible to check a domestic cat. Well, if there were any human traits in Xiaoxiu at that time, it would have been seen through the blood test.
Even for a genetic mutant like Jody who can turn into a beast, if he is tested in the beastlike form, his genes still contain human parts.
So don't say that Xiaoxiu is a genetic mutant, she doesn't believe it at all.
Beasts that can turn into humans, Dean Lehman had a vague guess when he saw this little doll.
Tu Shanjiu saw that he couldn't make up his mind, and finally struggled for a while whether to say it or not, and finally said it.
"Xiaoxiu is a Pixiu."
Tu Shanjiu chose to be frank and lenient, and he had considered it carefully.
He is not afraid of the dean to speak out, not entirely because he fully believes in Dean Lehman's character, although this is also the reason, but the greater protection lies in Tu Shanjiu himself.
As a nine-tailed fox with the ability to confuse the mind, it is not too easy to play tricks on an ordinary human being.
If Dean Laiman had the intention to talk about these things with other people, he would trigger the spell that Tu Shanjiu left on her, making her automatically give up this idea, but she would not feel that there was anything wrong.
She will only think that this is a choice made by her subjective consciousness.
It's a bit outrageous, but Tu Shanjiu doesn't want to gamble on the possibility of changing people's hearts.
What is Pixiu, Dean Lehman knows: "The Pixiu on the Pixiu bracelet you made?"
When Tu Shanjiu made it, she also sent it to Dean Laiman. She asked a few words about the beast that she had never seen before, and knew that it was a star beast as powerful as a nine-tailed fox (Tu Shanjiu: It is an auspicious beast! ), friendly to humans, and has the ability to attract wealth and treasure.
Tu Shanjiu nodded: "It's that Pixiu."
Dean Laiman looked at the little baby in his arms, his eyes were a little subtle.
Thinking about it carefully, since Xiaoxiu came, especially after she took care of her, his fortune seems to have become very good?
When going out, she would pick up valuable things on the road (although she returned them to their original owners), and she would always win prizes when she encountered a lottery in a store (although she never bought luxury goods or lottery tickets, the The lottery activities are very small), and even the salary has suddenly increased a lot without knowing it. Are these brought by the little guy in his arms?
If it is true, then compared to the nine-tailed fox, Pixiu is probably the star beast that everyone wants to pursue.
Even she felt a little bit excited for a moment.
However, Dean Lyman is not a person who pursues money—if she were, she would not be the dean of the orphan—after a short heartbeat, she regained her composure.
"I remember that the Pixiu you carved is not in the shape of a kitten."
Pixiu, who looks like a lion, has small wings on his back, and curved horns on his head, can't be connected with a kitten.
Tu Shanjiu's eyes were slightly erratic: "Racial talent, powerful beasts have some ability to save their lives, it is not difficult to hide themselves."
Xiaoxiu knows nothing because he is young and has no elders to teach him. Otherwise, if it is a cub with only parents, he will not need Tu Shanjiu's help in disguising.
Dean Laiman looked at him for a long time, seeing that his scalp was tingling and goosebumps were about to pop out, and then he threw a thunderbolt: "Xiao Jiu, do you have this kind of ability?"
The author says:
One hundred chapters, the protagonist hasn't grown up yet, alas...
I have been feeling unwell recently, because I have some bronchial problems, and I cough badly every spring and autumn, and it has been raining recently, and the frequency of my coughing has increased. I thought it was caused by lung heat as in previous years. I bought mangosteen and soaked it in water (to be honest, although soaked in water is very sweet, but I still feel not used to the taste), the effect is that I drank a little and coughed again. It's a cold due to wind-heat... I said why I not only coughed but also sneezed suddenly. My family asked me if I had a cold, and I insisted that I didn't feel anything other than a cough, so it wasn't a cold =-= laughing and crying .
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