I am a beast! [interstellar]

The six-year-old Tu Shanjiu should have waited until the age of seven to go to school later, but Jody knew that he would not be able to go to school until next year, so he insisted on waiting another year. How could Dean Leman get used to him? With a swipe of the pen, Tu Shanjiu was also sent.

There is only one school in Douxing, which can go from kindergarten to high school. There are less than 300 students in the whole school. There are no more than 20 students in this class of Tu Shanjiu and Jodi, and they all know each other. , so there is no problem of getting along well.

After going to school for a few days, Tu Shanjiu began to consider whether to skip a grade.

The learning in the lower grades is very simple. He and Jody had already learned it when they were in the orphanage. He thought it was a waste of time to continue learning with their IQs.

Tu Shanjiu argued with Dean Laiman, explaining the reasons why he needs to skip a grade from various aspects, and finally persuaded Dean Laiman to agree to help him go to the school and talk to the principal about skipping a grade.

The school quickly arranged for them to take the grade-skipping exam. It didn’t take long for Tu Shanjiu to take Jody to pass the exam and skip the grade to the fourth grade. His original goal was to go directly to the sixth grade and then next year. After the seventh grade, they continued to skip grades, but the dean and the school felt that it was not a good thing for them to skip too many grades at once. In the end, they pressured them and asked Tu Shanjiu to study for at least two years with peace of mind before considering whether to continue skipping grades again.

Tu Shanjiu thinks about it. Although he doesn't care about it himself, he has to pay attention to Jody. This kid's autism is good, but there is no way to completely change his temperament. His indifference to people and affairs, and his view of good and evil are obviously more indifferent than those of his peers. With a brain that is smart enough, it is easy to go to extremes if you don't pay attention. Tu Shanjiu has to guard against it.

So he always pays attention to instilling Jody with some correct outlook on life, so as not to raise a big bastard by himself, which would be too embarrassing.

It's definitely not because he is overthinking, because not only Tu Shanjiu thinks so, but Dean Laiman also has the same worry. When Jody hadn't recovered from his illness and often went to the hospital for checkups, his attending doctor once mentioned this. , let them pay more attention.

She was also very worried about the future of this child, but after seeing Tu Shanjiu, this kind of worry seemed unnecessary. Jody is really obedient in front of Tu Shanjiu. , she believes that as long as Tu Shanjiu is around, this child will never go astray.

Two students in such a small grade entered the senior grade. The age gap between the students made the school very worried about whether they could adapt. Their class teacher was asked by the principal to pay attention to this matter. The result of the feedback was that the people in the class not only Instead of rejecting them, I like them very much-of course, I mainly like Tu Shanjiu, who is loved by everyone. Jody’s character is actually not likable at all, but with Tu Shanjiu, they quickly integrated into the big family of the fourth grade .

It is worth mentioning that there is also a Justin Kombe in this class.

Others probably felt a little uncomfortable because they were in the same grade as children who were more than half their age, but Justin didn't, he was the happiest that Tu Shanjiu and the others skipped a grade.

As the only transfer student before this, although Justin was not excluded, other people in this class already had their own small group, and it was difficult for him as a transfer student to integrate into it. Due to the change of the environment and the relationship between Tu Shanjiu and Tu Shanjiu, he no longer feels inferior, but his personality is introverted. If others don’t talk to him, he is too embarrassed to take the initiative to talk to them, so even if it wasn’t intentional, he still became a classmate. The isolated person, at this point, even if there is a teacher to come forward, there is no way to solve it.

So when he knew that his two little friends were going to be in the same class as him, he was unavoidably happy, and his smile was much brighter than usual.

This is probably why Dean Lehman supported them to skip a grade and placed them in the fourth grade, right?Tu Shanjiu thought so, otherwise, with Dean Lehman's strict and orderly manner, no matter how eloquent and eloquent Tu Shanjiu was, she would not have allowed them to skip the grade so easily.

One month after starting to go to school, Tu Shanjiu found that the atmosphere in Dou Town suddenly changed, and everyone seemed to be in high spirits as if there was a big happy event. After asking, he found out that it was the celebration day of Dou Xing every three years. arrive.

This celebration is a small celebration that only Dou Xing can have. What was originally used to celebrate is unrecognizable, but it has continued. They will spend the whole night on the day of the celebration, and it is said that there is a very mysterious time at midnight, only adults can participate worship ceremony.

Because only adults can participate, and they are mysteriously unwilling to tell the children what the worship ceremony is, so the children on Douxing are very curious, but no matter how they ask, there is no answer, so every time they come to this Sometimes the children are not only happy because of the celebration, but also restless as if being scratched by a cat.

Tu Shanjiu heard a few children in their class who usually love to make trouble get together, secretly discussing that they would follow the adults to find out what happened that night.

Tu Shanjiu was aroused with curiosity, but he didn't go over to ask to participate. If the children's actions were really that easy, this secret ceremony would not remain a secret until now.

When the time comes, he can go and see for himself.

Anyway, he is also an adult, so he is not breaking the rules.

Knowing that there was a celebration, Tu Shanjiu also planned to participate, but while others were there for fun, he was going to sell eggs.

On the day of the celebration, many people will open some interesting small stalls in the square. Some people will take care of the stalls by themselves, but more people will choose robots to look after the stalls and then go to other stalls with their families.

After Tu Shanjiu found out, she applied to Dean Laiman to sell eggs.

His group of "black-bone chickens" are only fat and strong. Since they entered adulthood, it is not known whether they were affected by the two existing black-bone chickens in the group, or their own characteristics. It has entered the egg-laying period. Although the frequency of laying eggs is not as high as that of real black-bone chickens, which is basically once every half a month, they can lay three to five eggs at a time.

And unlike the non-hatchable eggs often laid by female black-bone chickens, the eggs laid by the chrysalis are all fertilized eggs, each of which has the possibility of hatching. If you leave them alone, there will be a nest of baby chrysalis hatched in a month come out.

And if they are not allowed to incubate the eggs, and secretly take the eggs away, it won't take long for the silly otters to forget about their unborn children, and then start to conceive and lay eggs again.

That's why Tu Shanjiu became more and more sure that the reason why the strange beasts like 鵸鵌 didn't exterminate because they were too stupid was probably because they were particularly capable of giving birth.

The adult size of a scorpion is about the same as a calf that is several months old. The pure scorpion eggs are naturally very large. Ordinary black eggs are larger than goose eggs, but scorpion eggs are a little bigger than an adult’s fist, almost It can reach the level of an ostrich egg, while the mixed-race black egg is between the two. One egg of this size is enough for the three of them in the orphanage to eat.

Of course, because the 鵸鵌鸡 is an exotic animal egg, it is reasonable for ordinary people not to eat it, but it is not true that they should not be touched at all, otherwise there would be no such recipe as "Shan Hai Jing".

Because the cub can give birth beyond Tu Shanjiu's expectations, he has hoarded a lot of scorpion eggs these days, and he also fed Xiaoxiu while eating. This cub has not grown much in the past two years, but the meat is covered with a layer Another layer, fleshy, already has the physique of an orange cat.

And Jody and Justin, who come to do exercises every day and have breakfast by the way, are also fed very well. Although they eat mixed eggs, the nutrition and energy in them are enough for them to absorb. The height of the two is also one day. One look, almost a head taller than his peers, Tu Shanjiu couldn't catch up no matter how hard he tried, and could only sadly find that he might be the shortest among them in the future.

Thinking about the appearance of an adult human, this is really possible.

Dean Laiman ate ordinary black eggs at the beginning, but after she got used to it, Tu Shanjiu added some mixed-blood eggs to it, and combined with the Qinyuan honey that Tu Shanjiu often stuffed into her mouth, and secretly added it to the dishes Xun Cao, who has a beauty effect in the soup, has become younger and younger in the past two years, and there are several suitors emerging.

So, it's not true that ordinary people can't eat exotic beast eggs at all, and it's good for them to eat them in moderation.

Recently, more and more chicken eggs have been hoarded, and Tu Shanjiu is tired of eating them. He plans to leave some eggs for the chickens to hatch, and when they are raised, they will be slaughtered for meat, and he will not keep the remaining ones that do not hatch. Take it directly for money.

Of course, Tu Shanjiu didn’t just sell the eggs directly. These are scorpion eggs, and the hatching rate is so high. If someone buys the eggs and hatches a three-headed and six-tailed scorpion, then this matter will not be able to end, and even if He didn't take it to hatch, but took it home and cooked it. He was also afraid that something would happen if he ate it.

However, the situation of Dou Xing people is different. Most of them can be classified as semi-demons by Tu Shanjiu, and their acceptance of spiritual energy is higher than that of ordinary people.

In other words, he wished that these Douxing people would have something to do. After all, the cubs around him are growing up, and soon there will be some changes that cannot be hidden. Tu Shanjiu needs to prepare for their future. Intended, but at the same time do not attract attention Caixing.

So Tu Shanjiu is planning to sell egg products directly, and his own cooking skills have not improved at all in the past two years, so naturally he can only ask the nanny robot in the courtyard for help.

Tu Shanjiu has a goal, he plans to take advantage of this celebration to make some money, so that he can justifiably buy a brain of his own.

Even if it is a smart brain that will be set with guardian authority and limited online time, it is also a smart brain from a legitimate source. When he gets older, he can shop online by himself instead of always bothering others.

But thinking so, he hasn't decided what egg products to sell.

Tu Shanjiu wanted to set up a stall at the celebration, so Jody, the little tail, was naturally indispensable. After Justin knew about it, he also expressed his willingness to help. The three of them got together to discuss for a long time, and finally decided to sell egg dumplings, which are a bit troublesome to make, but are suitable for all ages. .

— Anyway, he didn't do it.

The author says:

I originally planned to come to the Dafa in time, but I haven't finished writing some foreshadowing, so let's skip for two years for the time being.

Children are so powerful. Four-year-olds can eat chicken, but bears are real bears. There is no way to make them fall into boxes and bomb teammates with grenades. Fortunately, I don’t play ε=(ο｀*) ))well