The monk falls down, be nice and let me down
2 people's boring thoughts
"What, an extremely terrifying monster? Master Tianxiang, don't scare me. Our mansion has always been peaceful, how can there be a terrifying monster?" Ye Qian turned pale with fright.
Tianxiang saw Ye Qian's pale face from fright, coughed a little unnaturally, then looked at Su Hu beside Ye Qian, narrowed his eyes slightly, I want to see how you deal with this matter thing.
Su Hu lazily yawned, and the sky looked the same, even if I was a vixen, I wouldn't have harmed my old lady in the flesh.Su Hu took a step forward and hugged Ye Qian's shoulders: "Mom, don't always listen to what the magic stick says. Sometimes what the magic stick says may not be true. You have to think about it. If it were our dignified prime minister’s mansion, even if there were a monster, he would have done it long ago if he wanted to harm someone. Why did he keep dodging and not come out to harm someone? Could it be that the monster is still stupid? Is the hopeless mage coming for him?"
"But……"
"Mom, it's absolutely necessary. By the way, mom, didn't you just say that August [-]th is going to be a hunt? Even if you don't prepare for this bald monk, you should prepare for your good son. Let me prepare." Su Fox said with a pleasing smile.
"Yes, yes, yes, look at my memory, it's really useless when I'm old. Okay, there is still more than a month to ride, so I will go and make arrangements for you, my mother." Ye Qian said, He tapped his head and left.
"Will it be hard for you if you don't hurt me?" Seeing that Ye Qian had left, Tian Xiang approached Su Hu and asked with a depressed face.
"It won't be hard." Su Hu replied to Tianxiang with a smile.
"Then you still hurt me!"
"I just said that I hurt you, I won't feel bad, but I didn't say hurt you, I will feel better." Su Hu smiled a little shyly and looked at Tian who seemed even more depressed because of his words. Mutually.
"Did you really not find the monster, or did you pretend that you didn't find the monster? If you found the monster, you would destroy it immediately. If you didn't, I have to wonder if you came to our prime minister's mansion pretending to be , Thanks to those people who said that you are the closest to the Buddha, I think even if there is a real monster appearing in front of you, you will not be able to tell whether the monster is real or not."
"What if I say, you are a monster?" Tianxiang smiled and leaned over to Suhu with a holy smile on his face.
"Oh? Is that so? With which eye do you see that I'm a demon, not a human?" Su Hu closely followed Tian Xiang's approach, and he himself approached Tian Xiang.And the smile on the corner of his mouth is extremely charming.
Tian Xiang looked at Su Hu's smile close at hand, and after a moment of stupefaction, he frowned, and it came again, that feeling came again.He clutched his heart, beating, beating violently.
How could this impossible thing happen at all?
"Who are you?" Tian Xiang narrowed his eyes vigilantly, grabbed Su Hu's hand, and asked.
"Monk, you are funny. You can't find the monster yourself, but you come to ask me who I am. Doesn't it make sense?" Suhu said to Tianxiang when he was only a foot away from Tianxiang's handsome face. Tian Xiang's face heaved a sigh of relief, and he spoke charmingly.
Tian Xiang glanced at Su Hu strangely, and took a few steps back.
"Why, monk, don't you pay attention to avoiding greed, hatred, ignorance and resentment? Why, you seem to be a little afraid of me now?" Su Hu followed Tian Xiang's retreat and took a step forward, getting closer to Tian Xiang.
Tianxiang kept muttering "j j, emptiness is sex" in the "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" in a low voice. It's also sex, and then the boy in front of him is also sex with himself?
When thinking of this, Tianxiang shouted in his heart, no, no.
Then he looked at Su Hu even more strangely.
"What are you looking at? Are you afraid that if I eat you, you won't succeed?" Su Hu looked at Tian Xiang's starry eyes and looked at his vigilant and weird eyes, squinted his eyes, and gave Tian Xiang a snow-white, flashing smile. With bright teeth, he spoke to Tianxiang in a sinister manner like a hungry wolf rushing at a sheep.
After finishing speaking, I looked at the sky twice again: "By the way, I didn't hear anything wrong just now, you seemed to be muttering 'j j, emptiness is color', I said monk, you are not going to move me. Have you got the Buddha's heart?"
Su Hu's words struck Tianxiang's heart, shaking his unmoving Buddha heart: "Even if I am tempted by monsters, I will not be tempted by you, a man."
"Attracted by monsters? Damn, Master Tianxiang is a master of Tianxiang, and the master's taste is extraordinary!" Su Hu jumped up in surprise, and shouted at Tianxiang strangely with an exaggerated and weird face.
"Fox, what are you talking to Master Tianxiang? How can you make such an exaggerated and weird action?" Just when Tianxiang was blushed by Su Hu's words and couldn't defend himself, Ye Qian smiled The voice came from behind him, saving Tianxiang.
"Um, mother, it's okay. I'm just discussing with Master Tianxiang about a matter between us men. You don't understand this matter, and I don't bother to explain it." Su Hu immediately ran to Ye Qian's In front of him, hugging Ye Qian's arm, raised his eyebrows at Tian Xiang and smiled.
"You kid, you're really a big kid." When Ye Qian heard this, she tapped Su Hu's forehead, dumbfounded, then turned her head to face the blushing Tian Xiang, who smiled uncomfortably, and said enthusiastically, "Master, let's go!" Come on, let's go to the dining room for some vegetarian meals."
When Su Hu heard this, he immediately became unhappy: "Mother, you are really partial."
"My mother, why are you biased again? Huh?" Ye Qian, who was already a little bit dumbfounded, added a bit of helplessness.
"Mother, you still have the nerve to say that last time you said to give me stewed black chicken, and then when we came back, it was eaten by the old man. How partial and unkind you are. Today, this little monk When you come to our house, you are trying to please others and make vegetarian food for them. Isn’t it obvious that you are partial, what is it?” Suhu looked at Tianxiang with an unkind smile in his eyes, and made troubles unreasonably at Ye Qian complained.
"You child, you really deserve a beating. It seems that it is true as the master said, calling someone to ask you to learn etiquette. You almost suffered a big loss last time. You still don't understand. If it weren't for the help of Master Tianxiang, we might have already Staying in the prison, you can still eat whatever you want here, and mess around with whatever you want." Ye Qian said, and tapped Suhu's forehead, her face full of helplessness.
"Look, mother is biased." Su Hu heard Ye Qian's words of "please Mr. Etiquette", which was a change of color for the previous owner, and still hecked at Ye Qian nonchalantly: "I'm disobedient , so he took out a trump card like Mr. Etiquette to force me. Mother is too cruel to my son."
"Fox, don't mess around. Hurry up and go out for breakfast. The master is still waiting in the dining room." Seeing that Su Hu was still messing around like this, Ye Qian rolled her eyes at Su Hu and smiled apologetically at Tianxiang: "Tianxiang Master, please."
After finishing speaking, he dragged Su Hu to the dining room, and Tian Xiang followed closely behind the two of them, following the same steps.
"What's the matter?" When he came to the dining room, Su Hanmo asked Ye Qian who was in front of him in a suspicious voice.
"It's okay, it's just two young people bickering." Ye Qian gave Su Hu a doting look, and replied with a smile.
Su Hanmo nodded, glanced at Suhu, and said to Tianxiang with a smile: "Master Tianxiang, I have prepared some vegetarian dishes in this residence. I'm afraid there will be a good vegetarian meal in Huguo Temple. Please don't laugh at me."
"Amitabha. The prime minister was joking. For this little monk, this is already a feast." Tian Xiang put his palms together and smiled faintly at Su Hanmo.
"Father, don't and don't need to play Tai Chi with this little monk. Let's eat quickly. Everyone is hungry." Su Hu glanced at it and immediately transformed into a good temple. Su Hanmo.
"Nonsense. Don't eat or sleep." Su Hanmo was interrupted by Su Hu, reprimanded him, picked up his rice bowl, and started to drink porridge.
Su Hu stuck out his tongue, picked up the bowl, and began to drink porridge.
Tianxiang looked at Suhu's expression, and picked up the bowl a little funny.
The breakfast slipped away in the silent time, Su Hu smiled lightly at the back of Su Hanmo leaving the mansion, then turned his head to Tianxiang imitating Ye Qian's tone, and said to Tianxiang delicately: "Tianxiang Master Xiang, have you found the monster you were talking about? If you find it, get rid of the monster earlier, and go back to prepare for the hunting. I'm really curious, does the Huguo Temple take care of the monk's killing? ?”
"That doesn't need to bother the benefactor." Tianxiang looked at the suspicious words uttered by the vermilion lips that were close at hand, and replied with a slight twitching of the corners of his mouth.
"That's good." Su Hu nodded and walked back to the room.
Tian Xiang squinted his eyes and looked at Su Hu's back as he returned to his room. A monster who likes to eat black-bone chickens. It seems that the legendary goblins like Su Daji would use black-bone chickens to replenish their energy after being injured.
That being the case, I will tell you to reveal your original shape.A golden "卍" handprint slowly emerged in his hand.
Feeling the Buddha's light emerging from behind him, Su Hu narrowed his eyes and smiled, Monk, let's see if you are one foot taller than the Buddha, or I am one foot taller than the demon.
After returning to the room and setting up the enchantment, Su Hu sat up cross-legged to practice again. He only needs to endure for half a month before his cultivation can be fully recovered and he can completely break through to the Eight-Tails Realm.
Getting rid of distracting thoughts, calming down, streaks of white light circled around him, surrounded the city with a circle of light, and then penetrated into his body.
Tianxiang saw Ye Qian's pale face from fright, coughed a little unnaturally, then looked at Su Hu beside Ye Qian, narrowed his eyes slightly, I want to see how you deal with this matter thing.
Su Hu lazily yawned, and the sky looked the same, even if I was a vixen, I wouldn't have harmed my old lady in the flesh.Su Hu took a step forward and hugged Ye Qian's shoulders: "Mom, don't always listen to what the magic stick says. Sometimes what the magic stick says may not be true. You have to think about it. If it were our dignified prime minister’s mansion, even if there were a monster, he would have done it long ago if he wanted to harm someone. Why did he keep dodging and not come out to harm someone? Could it be that the monster is still stupid? Is the hopeless mage coming for him?"
"But……"
"Mom, it's absolutely necessary. By the way, mom, didn't you just say that August [-]th is going to be a hunt? Even if you don't prepare for this bald monk, you should prepare for your good son. Let me prepare." Su Fox said with a pleasing smile.
"Yes, yes, yes, look at my memory, it's really useless when I'm old. Okay, there is still more than a month to ride, so I will go and make arrangements for you, my mother." Ye Qian said, He tapped his head and left.
"Will it be hard for you if you don't hurt me?" Seeing that Ye Qian had left, Tian Xiang approached Su Hu and asked with a depressed face.
"It won't be hard." Su Hu replied to Tianxiang with a smile.
"Then you still hurt me!"
"I just said that I hurt you, I won't feel bad, but I didn't say hurt you, I will feel better." Su Hu smiled a little shyly and looked at Tian who seemed even more depressed because of his words. Mutually.
"Did you really not find the monster, or did you pretend that you didn't find the monster? If you found the monster, you would destroy it immediately. If you didn't, I have to wonder if you came to our prime minister's mansion pretending to be , Thanks to those people who said that you are the closest to the Buddha, I think even if there is a real monster appearing in front of you, you will not be able to tell whether the monster is real or not."
"What if I say, you are a monster?" Tianxiang smiled and leaned over to Suhu with a holy smile on his face.
"Oh? Is that so? With which eye do you see that I'm a demon, not a human?" Su Hu closely followed Tian Xiang's approach, and he himself approached Tian Xiang.And the smile on the corner of his mouth is extremely charming.
Tian Xiang looked at Su Hu's smile close at hand, and after a moment of stupefaction, he frowned, and it came again, that feeling came again.He clutched his heart, beating, beating violently.
How could this impossible thing happen at all?
"Who are you?" Tian Xiang narrowed his eyes vigilantly, grabbed Su Hu's hand, and asked.
"Monk, you are funny. You can't find the monster yourself, but you come to ask me who I am. Doesn't it make sense?" Suhu said to Tianxiang when he was only a foot away from Tianxiang's handsome face. Tian Xiang's face heaved a sigh of relief, and he spoke charmingly.
Tian Xiang glanced at Su Hu strangely, and took a few steps back.
"Why, monk, don't you pay attention to avoiding greed, hatred, ignorance and resentment? Why, you seem to be a little afraid of me now?" Su Hu followed Tian Xiang's retreat and took a step forward, getting closer to Tian Xiang.
Tianxiang kept muttering "j j, emptiness is sex" in the "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" in a low voice. It's also sex, and then the boy in front of him is also sex with himself?
When thinking of this, Tianxiang shouted in his heart, no, no.
Then he looked at Su Hu even more strangely.
"What are you looking at? Are you afraid that if I eat you, you won't succeed?" Su Hu looked at Tian Xiang's starry eyes and looked at his vigilant and weird eyes, squinted his eyes, and gave Tian Xiang a snow-white, flashing smile. With bright teeth, he spoke to Tianxiang in a sinister manner like a hungry wolf rushing at a sheep.
After finishing speaking, I looked at the sky twice again: "By the way, I didn't hear anything wrong just now, you seemed to be muttering 'j j, emptiness is color', I said monk, you are not going to move me. Have you got the Buddha's heart?"
Su Hu's words struck Tianxiang's heart, shaking his unmoving Buddha heart: "Even if I am tempted by monsters, I will not be tempted by you, a man."
"Attracted by monsters? Damn, Master Tianxiang is a master of Tianxiang, and the master's taste is extraordinary!" Su Hu jumped up in surprise, and shouted at Tianxiang strangely with an exaggerated and weird face.
"Fox, what are you talking to Master Tianxiang? How can you make such an exaggerated and weird action?" Just when Tianxiang was blushed by Su Hu's words and couldn't defend himself, Ye Qian smiled The voice came from behind him, saving Tianxiang.
"Um, mother, it's okay. I'm just discussing with Master Tianxiang about a matter between us men. You don't understand this matter, and I don't bother to explain it." Su Hu immediately ran to Ye Qian's In front of him, hugging Ye Qian's arm, raised his eyebrows at Tian Xiang and smiled.
"You kid, you're really a big kid." When Ye Qian heard this, she tapped Su Hu's forehead, dumbfounded, then turned her head to face the blushing Tian Xiang, who smiled uncomfortably, and said enthusiastically, "Master, let's go!" Come on, let's go to the dining room for some vegetarian meals."
When Su Hu heard this, he immediately became unhappy: "Mother, you are really partial."
"My mother, why are you biased again? Huh?" Ye Qian, who was already a little bit dumbfounded, added a bit of helplessness.
"Mother, you still have the nerve to say that last time you said to give me stewed black chicken, and then when we came back, it was eaten by the old man. How partial and unkind you are. Today, this little monk When you come to our house, you are trying to please others and make vegetarian food for them. Isn’t it obvious that you are partial, what is it?” Suhu looked at Tianxiang with an unkind smile in his eyes, and made troubles unreasonably at Ye Qian complained.
"You child, you really deserve a beating. It seems that it is true as the master said, calling someone to ask you to learn etiquette. You almost suffered a big loss last time. You still don't understand. If it weren't for the help of Master Tianxiang, we might have already Staying in the prison, you can still eat whatever you want here, and mess around with whatever you want." Ye Qian said, and tapped Suhu's forehead, her face full of helplessness.
"Look, mother is biased." Su Hu heard Ye Qian's words of "please Mr. Etiquette", which was a change of color for the previous owner, and still hecked at Ye Qian nonchalantly: "I'm disobedient , so he took out a trump card like Mr. Etiquette to force me. Mother is too cruel to my son."
"Fox, don't mess around. Hurry up and go out for breakfast. The master is still waiting in the dining room." Seeing that Su Hu was still messing around like this, Ye Qian rolled her eyes at Su Hu and smiled apologetically at Tianxiang: "Tianxiang Master, please."
After finishing speaking, he dragged Su Hu to the dining room, and Tian Xiang followed closely behind the two of them, following the same steps.
"What's the matter?" When he came to the dining room, Su Hanmo asked Ye Qian who was in front of him in a suspicious voice.
"It's okay, it's just two young people bickering." Ye Qian gave Su Hu a doting look, and replied with a smile.
Su Hanmo nodded, glanced at Suhu, and said to Tianxiang with a smile: "Master Tianxiang, I have prepared some vegetarian dishes in this residence. I'm afraid there will be a good vegetarian meal in Huguo Temple. Please don't laugh at me."
"Amitabha. The prime minister was joking. For this little monk, this is already a feast." Tian Xiang put his palms together and smiled faintly at Su Hanmo.
"Father, don't and don't need to play Tai Chi with this little monk. Let's eat quickly. Everyone is hungry." Su Hu glanced at it and immediately transformed into a good temple. Su Hanmo.
"Nonsense. Don't eat or sleep." Su Hanmo was interrupted by Su Hu, reprimanded him, picked up his rice bowl, and started to drink porridge.
Su Hu stuck out his tongue, picked up the bowl, and began to drink porridge.
Tianxiang looked at Suhu's expression, and picked up the bowl a little funny.
The breakfast slipped away in the silent time, Su Hu smiled lightly at the back of Su Hanmo leaving the mansion, then turned his head to Tianxiang imitating Ye Qian's tone, and said to Tianxiang delicately: "Tianxiang Master Xiang, have you found the monster you were talking about? If you find it, get rid of the monster earlier, and go back to prepare for the hunting. I'm really curious, does the Huguo Temple take care of the monk's killing? ?”
"That doesn't need to bother the benefactor." Tianxiang looked at the suspicious words uttered by the vermilion lips that were close at hand, and replied with a slight twitching of the corners of his mouth.
"That's good." Su Hu nodded and walked back to the room.
Tian Xiang squinted his eyes and looked at Su Hu's back as he returned to his room. A monster who likes to eat black-bone chickens. It seems that the legendary goblins like Su Daji would use black-bone chickens to replenish their energy after being injured.
That being the case, I will tell you to reveal your original shape.A golden "卍" handprint slowly emerged in his hand.
Feeling the Buddha's light emerging from behind him, Su Hu narrowed his eyes and smiled, Monk, let's see if you are one foot taller than the Buddha, or I am one foot taller than the demon.
After returning to the room and setting up the enchantment, Su Hu sat up cross-legged to practice again. He only needs to endure for half a month before his cultivation can be fully recovered and he can completely break through to the Eight-Tails Realm.
Getting rid of distracting thoughts, calming down, streaks of white light circled around him, surrounded the city with a circle of light, and then penetrated into his body.
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