Professor, you looked at me...

"Let go of me—" Snape tried to push his tongue out of his mouth, so his voice was a little muffled.

But Rex did let him go, and stepped back a little, looking at Snape and saying seriously, "I'm going to sleep here tonight."

"..." Snape's face was almost the same color as his robe, but it was obvious that he couldn't do anything but pant heavily as his body was entangled in tentacles, "How are you going to explain this to your roommate? ?”

"It's okay," Rex thought for a while, and said, "He is very understanding. He knows that I'm here to find you, so he won't say anything."

Snape's forehead jumped again, "Who's your roommate?"

"Benny," Rex replied honestly, "what's the matter?"

"Nothing." Benny?Unrecognized name, or go to silence tomorrow - can't let his reputation be ruined by this bastard who is almost seven thousand years old!

……

Hey, professor, did you take the wrong script? !You are a positive character!

……

"Sev, what happened to that Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?" Rex finally remembered his original purpose of coming, put his head in the crook of Snape's neck, and rubbed it comfortably.

"He applied and was accepted," Snape said succinctly.

"Why?" Rex felt a little dazed, "What about Quirrell?"

"Dead," Snape said without any emotion in his eyes. "Originally Dumbledore wanted Quirrell to stay at Hogwarts for a year and then trouble him, but something happened temporarily."

"What accident?"

Snape raised his eyebrows, and his tone was quite unfriendly, "The new professor has been found, so there is no need for Quirrell to exist."

Rex blinked his eyes, and asked a little uncertainly: "Then the reason for Quirrell's original existence is...?"

"...as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, teaching students." Snape said, "Dumbledore couldn't find someone to temporarily top the tank."

"..." In other words, if there is no temporary post, then this semester will teach them Quirrell who is against Voldemort?

"What about Voldemort?" Rex asked again.

"Saved by...." Snape's eyebrows furrowed tightly when he heard that name, and even his body trembled involuntarily, "Don't say that name."

"What?" Rex was stunned, "Saved by something?"

"I don't know." Snape seemed to be recalling the long time at that time, so his face was very ugly. "At that time, Quirrell was dead, and the soul of the Dark Lord was floating in mid-air. Dumbledore just wanted to do it - he was killed rescued."

"...What was it that saved him?" Rex asked cautiously, seeing Snape's discernment.

Snape paused, as if he was thinking of words, and after a while, he said strangely: "When a gust of wind blows, Voldemort's soul disappears."

"... maybe the soul is afraid of the wind?" Rex thought of the almost headless Nick who had been petrified in a ghost state.

Snape rolled his eyes fiercely, and said contemptuously, "You're talking about ghosts! The soul is not moved by the wind at all, and there is nothing natural in the world that can harm the soul." Otherwise, wouldn't it be possible? A direct attack on the soul of the living?

"Okay," Rex rubbed Snape's neck again, "Andrea and I wanted to find out from Voldemort who opened the space-time rift."

Snape trembled again when he heard the words, and said in a stiff tone, "Don't say that name!"

"You mean Voldemort?" Seeing that Snape was shaking again, Rex couldn't help hugging Snape even tighter, and asked, "Why are you so afraid of him? He's just a soul without a body now." .And why do you tremble when you mention him? Did he put a curse on his name? You tremble when you mention my name?" Rex frowned and thought for a while, then said, "This spell is Did he create it himself?"

Snape: "..." The Dark Lord is not full!

"Do you know when Voldemort will show up next time?" Snape asked, looking into Rex's eyes - for this, he deliberately turned his face to Rex, which, of course, made Rex Snape had a chance to kiss Snape hard on the thin lips.

Snape: "...=///="

"Hey... Actually, this is a very long story," Rex said with a smirk, "I'll tell you if you asked me to live here today~! (⊙v⊙)"

Snape: "==" was corrupted.

"Sev~" Rex kissed Snape's face again, and said happily, "You just follow me~ Anyway, if you don't follow me, you can't beat me..."

"...(#‵′) Convex" How could he, an imposing master of potions, be unable to defeat a tentacle monster? !

——If he is not bound by the tentacle monster's tentacles now, this sentence will be more believable.

"Sev? Why don't you let me live here?" Rex didn't get an answer. After thinking for a while, he asked again, "Is it because you are afraid that you won't be able to hold back the burning enthusiasm in your heart? Don't be afraid~ Deng I have memorized the book that Bullido gave me!"

"==#" Snape came back to his senses after hearing the words, tried hard to suppress the desire to smash the principal's office again, glanced at Rex's face that belonged to Harry, and said calmly: "I hate your looks."

"..."

Rex touched his face, sad.

"Ugh..."

The tentacles that were originally restraining Snape automatically returned to Rex's body, and Rex also took the opportunity to form a ball in Snape's arms, and began Rex's sadness again.

But before Snape was happy with his victory in this round, Rex, who had lowered his head, suddenly raised his head and asked with despair, "Is there any more reliable plastic surgery hospital in the wizarding world?"

Snape: "..."

……

After getting a negative answer, Rex was sad again.

The fact that there are no plastic surgery hospitals in the wizarding world means that he has to do it on his own.

……

So the most important thing now is to establish a good relationship with Professor McGonagall, so that he can learn the transformation of the human body as soon as possible, and then be self-sufficient?

——This is really a sad and unusually tortuous story.

……

When will he be able to return to his original appearance, woo woo woo... ┭┮﹏┭┮

……

"Sev, I'm sad," Rex looked up at Snape with teary eyes, "can we talk about something that won't hurt me?"

Snape raised an eyebrow, "Like?"

"What body are we using tonight... ah!"

Before Rex finished speaking, his whole body moved uncontrollably and began to roll round and round in the room.

Snape sat calmly on the sofa with his wand in hand, a blush appeared on the tips of his ears.

……

The dizzy Rex obviously couldn't remember what he was struggling with before, and after Snape moved him to a room inside the office, he automatically climbed into bed and fell asleep with his back hugged.

Snape looked at Rex with a look of disgust and climbed into his bed wearing the dirty clothes that had just rolled around on the floor, and stared at him silently for a while—finally decided that Rex would not be in the Obediently got up in his eyes and took off his clothes.So the Potions Professor, who had been taken over by the dove, had no choice but to go forward and pick off the man's clothes resignedly.

……

So, when Rex woke up the next day, he found himself sleeping on the floor with nothing but a pair of underwear on his body.

……

Damn it's so bleak, isn't it? !

Did he have to be kicked down or was dragged down early in the morning? !

Where has the humanity of the people on Earth gone? !

……

Rex sniffed hard, climbed onto the bed silently, reached out to hold Snape who was still sleeping.

"Sev..." Rex's eyes were full of tears, "I fell to the ground."

Snape who was woken up still had remnants of sleepiness in his eyes, and it took him three seconds to react to Rex's words before he realized what he was talking about, and he immediately felt a lot better after being woken up, "Well, so what? ?”

Snape's voice had a strong nasal voice, which made Rex's ears very pleasant - no way, usually he could only hear Snape's voice yelling at him.

"So I want to make it up!" Rex quickly jumped onto the bed, and threw Snape, who had no time to react, onto the bed, and immediately stretched out his tentacles, reaching into the quilt to wrap around Snape's waist, "Sis Few~ let's use the rear entry type!"

"...Get out of here!"

——With a loud drink, the Potions Professor started a new day.

"Sev...you don't even love me anymore," Rex stood in front of Snape's office door, pawing pitifully at the door, "You wouldn't have treated me like this before..."

I never loved you thank you!Snape felt like his veins were twitching, and for the first time in his life, he regretted talking to Lily back then...

Damn, if I hadn't made such a cheap talk, there wouldn't be such a thing!

"==What have I done to you before?" Snape asked.

"You used to let me do..." Rex complained through tears. ┭┮﹏┭┮

"==You are raped." Snape was about to have had enough of this, "You used to be almost seven thousand years old! Can you have a little self-awareness of a seven thousand year old?!"

"What self-awareness?" Rex asked, "I'm still underage."

"=="

Snape finally knew why the people on Planet Kate had to set the age of adulthood to [-] years old - the IQ of [-] years old there was equal to that of people on Earth.

——There was a sense of superiority called "I'm from Earth" rising in Snape's heart.

"...Sev, I don't know the way to the auditorium," Rex complained, "You can't just let a minor get lost in this castle."

"==More than 1000 minors get lost here every day." Snape pointed out the fact.

"But I'm your husband!" Rex said very confidently, "Of course I'm different!"

……

What Rex answered was a deafening slam of the door and Rex's red and swollen nose.

"Rex?" Benny came from behind Rex, "Why do you—"

Benny didn't finish his sentence.

Because he was so stunned by Rex's red eye circles and nose that he couldn't speak.