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In the afternoon, Fu Sheng and other guests came to the market together, and each chose an auspicious location to set up their stalls. Fu Sheng didn't think too much, so he dragged his own car in the group of Wen Erbai and Li Yuan. Stop by.

"Mr. Fu, why don't you look at other positions?" Li Yuan approached with a playful smile.

"If our two families are next to each other, will the guests come to your house or mine? At that time, there will be people on one side and no one on the other. It won't look good."

"I didn't mean to look down on anyone!" Li Yuan hurriedly added: "The main reason is that we have Brother Wen as a killer here, so it's inconvenient.

"Understood." Fu Sheng responded with a smile.

She saw that Wen Erbai was carrying his piano bag that was said to cost five figures on his back, and it was specially used to hold his six figure aegon, compared to letting him perform live to attract guests.

Even if all the vegetables in this market are sold out, they still can't afford the back row tickets for Wen Erbai's concert. Wen Erbai is doing whatever he can to win.

Tsk, a man's damn desire to win.

"Let's go," Fu Sheng said to Xiang Wan, "Let's go to the side, so we don't catch the teacher's heat."

"Fu Sheng..." Wen Erbai seemed to want to stop Fu Sheng, but Fu Sheng didn't hear it at all, turned around and left.

Xiang Wan looked back, his eyes full of sarcasm.

This Wen Erbai honestly called Teacher Fu at the beginning, but since he called Fu Sheng face to face when he was looking for someone on the lotus pond in the morning, he kept calling Fu Sheng's name after that, and the address came directly to a big stride.

Xiang Wan was always hesitant to call Mr. Fu in front of people, that Wen Erbai might call Sheng Sheng next, it was really annoying.

Xiang Wan was very angry here, but Fu Sheng didn't know anything, she babbled on to Xiang Wan like an old man, explaining the truth to Xiang Wan, what victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs, what friendship comes first and competition comes second, it seems No desire to win.

"Wanwan, are you listening?" Fu Sheng asked abruptly.

Xiang Wan: "!"

night!Fu Sheng called her Wanwan!

Xiang Wan was out of breath, she was out of breath, and her whole body was floating like a celestial being, ready to crush the void at any time.

She didn't care about Wen Erbai or the green tea man.

Contest?It's okay to let them, Xiang Wan was so happy that he lay flat on the spot.

Fu Sheng set up a stall in a corner and neatly stacked the fresh lotus root dug up in the morning. Xiang Wan noticed that her lotus root was still covered with dried mud. Fu Sheng did not clean the lotus root like other guests.

"Sister, since we don't have any customers right now, why don't we clean it up as well? I feel like we should put on a show, and we can't be too passive and sabotage." Is this work?This rounding off is a relationship at public expense!

"No need," Fu Sheng motioned Xiang Wan to look at the stalls of ordinary villagers around, and there were quite a few selling freshly picked lotus roots, "They didn't even wash them."

"Washed lotus root is not easy to store, and it will rot easily if not eaten in time."

The village market was not held every day. These villagers would buy a lot of food and daily necessities every time they went to the market. Xiang Wan might never have imagined what it would be like to have vegetables from three days ago at home.

Xiang Wan nodded ignorantly. She probably got what Fu Sheng meant. They should follow the local buying habits when they sell things in the market.

My sister can do whatever she wants.

Soon, there were more people in the bazaar, but it was different from what the guests had expected, and there was no grand scene of fans chasing them when they participated in other activities.

Laughing dead, no one knows who you are at all.

This small village was more closed than they had imagined, and Li Yuan, who only had one face to punch, was very disappointed.

Now that the matter has come to an end, we have to let brother Wen go out.

Wen Erbai silently took out the violin, put it gracefully on his shoulder, and played a few tunes to adjust the pitch. The people around...

There was no one around at all.

Wen Erbai gritted his teeth. As the most famous guest on the show, he is also an alpha with a strong bloodline. Up to now, he has not done anything outstanding, and was provoked by the woman next to Fu Sheng. Fu Sheng There is nothing special about him like any other cat or dog.

He still remembered the original intention of this trip, he came here for Fu Sheng.

Wen Erbai closed his eyes, calmed down, and chose one of his famous works from the vast music library in his heart.

The masterpiece of a wandering musician before the alliance was established 200 years ago, without dazzling skills, but the author's compassionate mind is infused in the song.

This piece of music sent Wen Erbai to the altar of contemporary violin performance. The media said that when he played this piece of music, he seemed to be watching the gods of the world.

Wen Erbai raised his bow, and the silky ponytail bow kissed the strings, and melodious tunes flowed from his fingertips, with a hint of compassion in the pathos.

At the end of the song, Wen Erbai returned to the noisy human world, and several people were asking how much the lotus root cost per catty.

Wen Erbai opened his eyes, his partner Li Yuan was enthusiastically selling a lotus root to passers-by.

The passer-by refused in a strong dialect: "I buy vegetables, I'm going to buy vegetables", and then went straight to the booth next to it.

Li Yuan has always been good at dancing, so why has he ever suffered this kind of grievance, one or two don't agree with him, he is like a fool making people smile.

He sells vegetables, they buy vegetables, why can't they stop and have a look, why did they skip their stalls?

Li Yuan grabbed the elder brother who kept saying he wanted to buy vegetables and cried, "Look at our lotus roots, freshly dug at noon, guaranteed to be fresh!"

The eldest brother glanced at him in surprise, then at the bewildered Wen Erbai next to him, and suddenly realized: "So you also sell vegetables!"

"I see that the little brother next to you doesn't know what he's doing, he's talking like a god, who knows you sell vegetables?"

Wen Erbai was a little hard to accept, no one had ever commented on his performance as a godsend, he asked: "Isn't my performance beautiful?"

"Youyou?" The elder brother who was forcibly held back was taken aback, as if he was thinking about this issue for the first time, he looked at Wen Erbai's face, and hesitated, "It should be quite beautiful... right?"

"Hey, I don't understand." The elder brother suddenly realized, and asked quickly, "Is it free to listen to this thing?"

"for free!"

Wen Erbai seemed to be insulted, he waved his hand vigorously, and the elder brother saw the opportunity and quickly slipped away.

"It seems very lively over there, I'll go and have a look." The eldest brother muttered before leaving.

Following the elder brother's direction, Wen Erbai and Li Yuan saw that the corner a little far away from them was surrounded by people on the third floor and the third floor, but they couldn't see what kind of booth it was.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" There was a burst of laughter from that booth, and the surrounding villagers laughed up and down.

A bad premonition struck, Li Yuan murmured silently in his heart, but God is so cruel, a female voice who couldn't hold back the joy came out in the clear, "Oh, I'm so sorry, we dug so much this morning, How about going to another house to see?"

Good guy, it really is Xiang Wan.

Are Fu Sheng and the others already sold out? !

"Can their fans chase them to such a remote place?" Li Yuan couldn't believe it.

"No," Wen Erbai murmured, "It's not necessarily a fan."

Surrounded by Fu Sheng Xiangwan's booth, there were plainly dressed uncles and aunts, as well as idle villagers from the booth next door. They all spoke similar dialects, and they were no different from the villagers who passed by Li Yuan's booth and looked straight at them.

Just not those glamorous star chasing girls.

"One more time!" someone booed.

Li Yuan and Wen Erbai looked at each other in dismay, they glanced at each other, hit it off immediately, asked the video camera brother to help them watch the unattended stall, and went to Fu Sheng's place to find out the news by themselves.

Bro:"......"

"Although, what about your lens?"

Li Yuan said casually: "Let's go rubbing over there."

Over there, Fu Sheng patted the table as a stern beat, and adapted a traditional allegro "Tong Ren Tang", adding "Tong Ren Tang, originally opened as an old drugstore, sir, this is like the king of freedom..." Changed it to praise their lotus village on the spot, compiled what they had seen and heard along the way, and finally settled in the market, and replaced the dazzling drug names in "Tongrentang" with small vendors in the market. All kinds of odds and ends, and finally smashed the program group:

"I have a heart, and I will continue to sing the name of the dish. I can't finish singing until tomorrow. It's a pity that the program group is not enough to take advantage of the stingy. It's better to go home and dig lotus roots as a part-time job!"

After singing here, Fu Sheng made a bitter face, and the onlookers burst into laughter.

A group of city people came outside, and the story that they insisted on contracting them to dig a lotus pond to dig lotus roots has spread. They have a good life, but they have to do farm work with them. This matter was originally a joke in the eyes of most villagers. When Fu Sheng mentioned this, they really couldn't hold back.

The burst of laughter that Wen Erbai Liyuan and the others heard was at this stall.

Fortunately, Fu Sheng soaked himself in the theater for several months when he was filming the actor's role. The repertoire of that small theater every afternoon is a cross talk between a pair of old gentlemen. I learned a few paragraphs like that.

The villagers here don't know much about popular elements, but this traditional folk art can catch their hearts. Fu Sheng teased the things around them in a playful tone, which was down-to-earth and funny in their eyes.

Paired with Xiang Wan, who was serious about selling goods, it looked even more nondescript and funny.

Fu Sheng's bit of lotus root was sold out in a blink of an eye. They inquired about the price at the stall next to them in advance, and set the price according to the market price. They come to the market to earn money, so what is the money for just ordering food?

"One more time!" Someone threw a coin into Fu Sheng's bamboo basket.

Others were lucky enough to follow suit and threw change into it too.

Listen to beautiful women tell jokes, help them earn a little money by the way, and beat those big artists who don't know the so-called, why not do it?

"Ah, this..." Fu Sheng was a little embarrassed. It was not her intention to perform, but she couldn't refuse the audience's support.

What is the difference between being an actor and the Tianqiao entertainers who used to put on a show?The audience will always be their parents.

"Talk about a cross talk, Mr. Fu!"

With difficulty, a little girl with a mobile phone was squeezed out from the crowd. She wore a pendant in the shape of a lotus around her neck and two bracelets in the shape of lotus seeds. "A few large characters.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows!

"You would never have imagined that Mr. Fu could actually talk about cross talk. My beautiful sister is the one who hangs herself!"

That person seemed to be a little fan of Fu Sheng who came to travel. She was holding up her mobile phone, struggling to make a video with her friend.

"Teacher Fu, look at me!" The little fan jumped up.

"Speaking of cross talk..." Fu Sheng knew one or two paragraphs, but... "Wanwan, can you?"

"I..." Xiang Wan also glanced at the expecting little fans, gritted his teeth and said, "I will try my best to cooperate."

"Try to cooperate..." Fu Sheng thought about this sentence, curled his lips, "Then you can't talk about cross talk."

"Why?" Xiang Wan immediately retorted.

It's not that she can't accept that she is not decathlon, but Xiang Wan is a little bit dissatisfied when her sister denies it so bluntly.

"Then tell me, what is the most important thing about cross talk?" Fu Sheng asked her.

"Is it... basic skills?" Xiang Wan hesitated.

"Wrong, it's the language ability, it's the on-the-spot reaction. You are not good at this." Fu Sheng commented.

"Why do you say I can't do it? I'm also an actor!"

"Actor?" Fu Sheng smiled: "I almost forgot, you are still an actress, the youngest actress in the history of the league."

"Tsk tsk," Fu Sheng began to shake his head, "Is the queen of the actress so wet? My alliance with the entertainment industry is about to end!"

Seeing this direction, the little fans were a little confused, why did her Wansheng CP start arguing, shouldn't she be booing?

What's more troublesome is that she was on the live broadcast...

The title of the live broadcast room was titled with the title of the Occasionally Encountered Wansheng cp combined recording program, and tens of thousands of people had poured in in a blink of an eye. She was a small anchor who did whatever she wanted, and she had never seen such a big battle.

It was originally a live broadcast that sprinkled sugar, will it become a collapsed house if it continues like this?

The little fans hesitated. The dispute between Fu Sheng and Xiang Wan was still going on.

"In terms of language ability, you are far behind me, don't you believe me? You can't even learn my language well, and you will definitely make mistakes if you don't speak three sentences!" Fu Sheng beeped.

"Also...not necessarily, how can I be so bad!"

"Okay, then you can try to learn it." Fu Sheng's face showed a successful cunning.

"The first sentence, I will treat you to dinner as I eat."

Xiang Wan learned honestly, "I'll treat you to dinner as well."

"The second sentence, I drink tea and I invite you to drink tea."

Xiang Wan continued to learn: "I drink tea, and I invite you to drink tea."

"Ha, you're wrong!" Fu Sheng mocked.

"Where did I go wrong?" Xiang Wan was aggrieved and puzzled.

The little fans were also confused, and the barrage in the live broadcast room was filled with question marks.

"I don't understand." Fu Sheng shook his head, "Tsk, I don't understand if I'm wrong."

"I'll let you learn three sentences from me." Fu Sheng sorted out Xiang Wan from the beginning: "The first sentence is that I invite you to dinner when I eat."

"I have learned."

"The second sentence is I drink tea and I invite you to drink tea."

"Yes, how could I be wrong?"

"What about the third sentence, how did you learn it?" Fu Sheng asked.

"The third sentence? Didn't you say it yet..." Xiang Wan froze in the middle of his defense, and opened his mouth in surprise, "Your third sentence was 'Ha, you're wrong'!"

"Responsive?" Fu Sheng smirked.

【? 】

[Ms. Fu is cheating! 】

Another question mark flashed across the barrage.

"Understood now? I'll just say you can't do it." Fu Sheng shook his head, showing an expression that could not be sculpted.

"I... I didn't realize it. I won't do it next time." Xiang Wan was indignant.

"Next time? You will do the same next time." Fu Sheng laughed flamboyantly.

"Come now, you can't do it again." Fu Sheng challenged.

"I've told you all the routines. I'm going to make it difficult for me. I'll let you learn five sentences from me. If you don't read five sentences, you're bound to make mistakes."

"I won't be tricked by you this time." Xiang Wan raised her head and said.

"Okay." Fu Sheng smiled badly again.

[Bet a dime, Mr. Fu has already dug a hole for Xiang Wan. 】

[She had this expression before she cheated on Xiangwan last time! 】

"The first sentence, I will treat you to dinner as I eat."

Xiang Wanxue said, "I'll treat you to dinner as well."

"The second sentence, I drink tea and I invite you to drink tea."

Xiang Wan: "I drink tea, and I invite you to drink tea too."

Fu Sheng: "Is it wrong?"

Xiang Wan: "I didn't...ah no, it was 'wrong'!"

"I changed it, you can't blame me!" Xiang Wan said, poking his neck.

Fu Sheng smiled, his face was full of pampering.

[Mr. Fu: My wife is young, I let her~]

[I declare, I'm drunk again! 】

The barrage was full of smiles. The cp fans were used to the pair's undisguised double standards. They now understood that Fu Sheng was purely playing with Xiang Wan.

[Thank you, I was caught. 】

"How many words?" Fu Sheng raised his chin and asked proudly.

"Three sentences." Xiang Wan replied honestly.

Fu Sheng stopped talking and started laughing. Someone around reacted and laughed too.

【What are they laughing at? 】

【ah!I seem to know! 】

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】

[Xiang Wan was wrong again! 】

"You're wrong again." Fu Sheng laughed.

"Where did I go wrong?" Xiang Wan blushed anxiously.

"I'll let you learn five sentences from me." Fu Sheng repeated.

"The first sentence is that I will treat you to dinner as I eat."

"The second sentence is I drink tea and I invite you to drink tea."

"The third sentence is wrong, you have realized it."

"Then I asked you a few words."

"Three sentences..." Xiang Wan suddenly lowered her voice, she realized it!

"Ah! Here's another sentence!"

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】

[Xiang's language skills are poor and his reaction speed is slow and late, and the stone hammer behind the most water shadow [dog head]]

[Alliance Showbiz Pills! 】

[Laughing, my cp suggested changing the name in place, what is it called "Wansheng", just "Crosstalk"! 】

["Cross talk" cp, eternal god! 】

The author has something to say: Little fans: let’s have a cross talk

Xiang Wan: Ah, I will try my best to cooperate (nervous)

Fu Sheng: balabala (taunting)

Xiang Wan: balabala (dissatisfied)

Fu Sheng: Are you wrong?

Xiang Wan: come again

Fu Sheng: balabala

Xiang Wan: balabala

Fu Sheng: Are you wrong again?

Audience: Hahahahahahaha

Fu Sheng: Bow off the stage, the performance is over.

Xiang Wan:?Wait, it's over?When is the show coming?

——改编自传统相声《三五句话》感谢在2021-05-2218:31:50~2021-05-2303:05:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottles from the Civil Affairs Bureau;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!