The system cried and begged me to become a god!

The task now is to collect 400 million points and light up the skill book for showing people. The system trusts Bai Siqiao very much, "Tell me, how do you get together?"

Bai Siqiao commanded it: "Is there a watermelon left? Move it out for me."

The system obediently shipped out the last watermelon, and Bai Siqiao took a photo and uploaded it online: This is the watermelon I planted.

Netizen: You haven't broadcasted live for several days, you just fooled me when you came up, you see how I look like a fool, I will change it.

Qiao Qiao, you are not authentic, how can there be such a big watermelon?

If you have time to fool us, why don't you hurry up and broadcast live!I want to watch blockbusters!Was that man a new actor last time?I want to see the face!

Awwow blockbuster blockbuster blockbuster!When is the movie coming out?I have all my tickets ready!

Alas, I still miss the time when Brother Qiao picked up heads casually. When will Brother Qiao pick up heads again? Wait.

……

The system is not happy!

They were still engrossed in that live broadcast, they didn't get over it, and they didn't even watch its watermelon!

Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't!

So the system learned what certain netizens would do, I scolded myself, and then I scolded back!

The system quickly registered two trumpets, and God of War put a watermelon hat on his head: Is this a watermelon?Does Bai Siqiao think I'm stupid?Who can grow such a big watermelon?fraud! tui!

I'm a fan of Bai Siqiao: Why can't I plant it?Bai Siqiao can even catch ghosts, why can't he grow watermelons?

God of War with a watermelon hat on his head: what is the relationship between watermelons and ghosts?This watermelon must be fake, electronically synthesized, awesome cut it open and see!

……

After the system made such a noise, the netizen's thoughts were finally pulled back: Damn it! !Such a big watermelon! ! !

The system is speechless, so, did they just react?Why, like the host, the focus is crooked?

The crowd quickly quarreled, and half of them said it couldn't be a watermelon. Watermelons aren't that big, and even genetic mutations can't grow that big. It's the same as the photo of a cricket that Bai Siqiao posted before.

Some people also said that it is really possible, Bai Siqiao has always done things in fantasy, what if he can really grow such a big watermelon?

What does his fantasy have to do with watermelons?Does he have wood abilities?funny!

……

Bai Siqiao watched the netizens quarreling, the system seemed to be fine-tuned, passionately helped the left and the right, switched accounts with one click, and his hands were flying fast, and gradually fell into deep thought: Maybe he didn't work too hard to let him The system works so hard, I'm sorry, it needs to continue to work hard in the future.

Bai Siqiao asked Xuan Yu to make him a cup of coffee, and watched the system quarrel while drinking.

In one afternoon, with the unremitting efforts of the system, 400 million points were gathered together. The system looked at its paws and tapped the keyboard angrily, "I apply for a change of image, and these paws will affect my speed of fighting with others!"

Yes, online bullying is risky, if you are accidentally brought in, the system is really angry, it can't tear humans apart!

Bai Siqiao adjusted its paws to a pair of human hands, still looking like a fat rabbit wearing a watermelon hat.

system:"……"

Gan!

With such a big watermelon, Bai Siqiao felt that it would take a lot of effort to butcher it. He thought it was a long time since he delivered anything home, so it was a bit inappropriate, so he asked someone to send this big watermelon to Bai's house.

Coincidentally, Bai Siting was also at home today. I heard that his brother sent someone to bring it back. Bai Siting stood in front of the watermelon in a daze for a long time. He reached out to touch it, then patted it, and asked : "How was this cultivated? As far as I know, there is no such a big watermelon in the world. What is he doing recently? Is he studying farming?"

The delivery man didn't know how to answer. As far as he knew, his brother not only farmed the land, but also did live broadcasts, filmed movies, caught ghosts, and did everything.

Now I can't get anything out of asking this buddy, Bai Siting hesitated for a while, and finally couldn't help calling Bai Siqiao, "Aren't you going home?"

Bai Siqiao smiled and said, "I've been busy recently."

Bai Siting said dissatisfiedly:

"You are busy every day, what do you think, how can I not know?"

Bai Siqiao was helpless, the kid was thinking too much, he really didn't think about anything, he just didn't want to go back.Thinking about it carefully, it seems that he hasn't gone back for a while. It's cold now, and it's winter in a blink of an eye. After he came out, he didn't go back once. It's really unreasonable, "I'll go back in a few days, you study hard."

Bai Siting didn't believe him at all. In his consciousness, Bai Siqiao was avoiding them, because his mother was afraid that his brother would steal the family property, and maybe he had the guilt of throwing him away when he was a child, so Bai Siqiao hid away. .

Bai Siting said with a cold face: "I designed a small game and sold it for 20 yuan. When I go to university, I will open a studio and make it bigger and bigger."

Bai Siqiao praised with a smile: "It's amazing that you can make money at such a young age. I'll show you, you can make a lot of money in the future."

Bai Siting hung up the phone angrily, is there something wrong with Bai Siqiao's mind?Can't he hear it?Now that he can already make money, he doesn't care about his father's family business at all, and whoever wants it will want it.

Bai Siqiao was speechless, why is this kid so angry now, in the late middle and second stage?

After a while, Bai Siting called again. He was really angry. He felt that according to Bai Siqiao's IQ, he might not be able to understand his hints, so he decided to speak directly.

"Let me tell you this, I don't like my father's family business. You should go home and go home. Don't care about my mother's attitude. This is not only my home, but also your home."

After speaking, before Bai Siqiao could reply, Bai Siting hung up the phone.Bai Siqiao looked at his phone and didn't know what to say for a while. Children are always naive. He doesn't know that distance can produce beauty. If he goes back, his stepmother will feel in danger, and then he will have to fight with his stepmother again. , how tired.

Bai Siqiao thought for a while, and sent a message to the child: I will go back to school for the exam at the end of the month, and I will go home after the exam.

Bai Siting was shocked, exam?Aren't you afraid of being beaten when you go home after the exam?

Bai Siqiao put aside the child's affairs for the time being, and exchanged the emotional value for a skill book that shows people's faces. After the skill was lit, Bai Siqiao had a lot of memories in his mind.

He found that this thing is too profound, and there are so many branches, with various opinions, and his ancestors didn't know how to sum it up. What made him even more curious was: how did the system find it?

Some people may not be able to finish these memories in their lifetime, so they are all instilled in his head. Bai Siqiao has a kind of cheating...Happy!

The system sensed his thoughts and explained: "Have you ever seen Xiuxian? This is similar to a kind of memory inheritance. In order to resurrect himself, the evil god turned into a system, and let the host continue to collect emotional points to nourish his soul. At the same time, he continued to strengthen The body of the host. The exchanged skill books can be said to be memory inheritance, some have been learned by the previous host, and some are collected by the evil god in the memory of other people. resurrection."

Bai Siqiao didn't expect the system to be so aware of current affairs now. He already knew that the evil god wanted to be resurrected in his body.

The system found that even if it said so, the system itself did not intend to punish it, and gradually became more courageous, it straightened its watermelon hat, and said seriously: "Although it seems that the only strand of his soul left has been The merits in your body are so oppressive that you can't resist, issue missions, and take punitive actions, and can even summon you when someone summons an evil god, as if you have become an evil god and he is dead.

But the centipede is dead but not stiff. At the third level of the system, you will fuse with the soul of the evil god according to the normal steps. If he retains all his power, he will give you a fatal blow..."

The corners of Bai Siqiao's mouth curled up, "Let's talk about it later."

His attitude made the system anxious, did the host take his words to heart?You can't be a Buddha at this time!When it's time to go all out, what will it do if he dies?

So far, the system is still very satisfied with the host, at least he didn't want to kill it.Before the system itself wanted to kill it together, it created a serious sense of crisis.There will be no good results if you follow the system. Only by following the host can you have a chance.

Early the next morning, Bai Siqiao went to

I left the place where I met Wu Junwei, the other party is filming now, I finally had a day off, and the location was chosen in a hotel not far from the filming crew.

After the two met, Bai Siqiao saw each other's appearance and smiled.

Bai Siqiao had seen this guy when he was chasing dramas. Recently, he had been acting as the second male lead and the third male lead. The weird thing is that there is a drama in which the male, the male, the male, the male, the male, and the fourth male are all popular, but he is still not popular.

Finally seeing someone who was even more unlucky than himself, Bai Siqiao didn't know whether to sympathize or comfort him.

Seeing Bai Siqiao, Wu Junwei said politely: "It's hard work for Bai, please come in quickly, this is..."

Bai Siqiao pointed at Xie Yizhou, "Professional in catching ghosts and watching Fengshui, he is better than me."

Xie Yizhou shook his head excitedly, and said admiringly, "Brother Qiao is fine, Brother Qiao can even cure blindness."

Wu Junwei laughed awkwardly, his heart pounding, can Bai Siqiao really do it?How do you feel... the more you say it, the more unreliable it is, blindness can be cured...doctor?

He was at a loss now, and after hearing his assistant complain that he was possessed by something, or that he was tricked by someone who raised little ghosts, that's why he was so unlucky, so he asked Bai Siqiao to see if it really didn't work.

He knew that the other party was just joking, but he really cared. When people are cornered, they always want to use the power of ghosts and gods. Before, he relied on the contacts he had accumulated to win the role, but now he can't. He auditioned for several roles, and the director didn't think it was good.The endorsement contract he signed before has expired now, and he has to terminate the contract with him.If he doesn't have a job, he will be in the fourth and fifth ranks, gradually fading out of the audience's sight.He will be old in two years, who will use him?

After Bai Siqiao sat down, he looked at Wu Junwei's face. He was in his thirties, well maintained, and looked to be in his early twenties, with handsome features and a gentle temperament. He seemed to be a good-tempered person. It's not against harmony to act in an idol drama.

Judging from the skills in the skill book, Wu Junwei's luck should be good. Even if there is a little twists and turns, he will become popular. The current tepid appearance is really surprising.

If you look closely, there seems to be a strange thread on the opponent's body, pulling out all the luck in him, and I don't know where it stretches.

"Write me your birth date."

After Wu Junwei finished writing and handed it over, Bai Siqiao looked at it, "Have you changed your name?"

Wu Junwei shook his head, "No, I've always been called this name."

"That's weird," Bai Siqiao smiled, "Has anyone ever asked you for your birth date? You don't want the solar calendar, but the lunar calendar, especially people in your circle, who used to be tepid, and want to go after your birth date." It suddenly turned red."

Wu Junwei asked in surprise, "You mean..."

"I suspect someone changed fate with you." Bai Siqiao put down the paper, "It's useless to talk too much, just give me the photo of the person you suspect, and I'll take a look at his face."

Wu Junwei thought about it for a long time, and finally remembered that three years ago, his friend went to the temple to offer incense and asked him for his birthday.He gave his own birthday, but his friend said that the one on the ID card was not enough, but the real one, and the lunar calendar, and he had to give him whoever was born.At that time, he still felt that it was too much to make a fuss over, and that such things might not be accurate. His friend said that no matter whether it was accurate or not, he would come here, asking for comfort.

Wu Junwei didn't know exactly when he was born, so he made a special phone call to ask his parents. As a result, since then, his tepid friend has gradually become popular as if he was really blessed by a god.As for him, his fate turned around, from becoming more and more popular to less and less popular.

If Bai Siqiao didn't remind him, he really didn't expect that he wouldn't be popular since his friend wanted to leave him. Could it be that his friend would harm him?

Until now, he has a good relationship with that friend. The other party knew that he was in trouble and had helped him recently. Wu Junwei was troubled, "Are you sure?"

Bai Siqiao smiled and said, "If you believe me, I'll show you. If you don't believe me, then leave. You just need to reimburse me for the fare."

Wu Junwei smiled awkwardly, "I believe you."

Apart from trusting Bai Siqiao, what else could he do?He was in a complicated mood to find a photo of his friend

, "This is the person."

Bai Siqiao looked at the man's face and frowned slightly. The so-called face comes from the heart. This person's facial features are not bad, but if you look closely, there are always some incongruities. The face is well-proportioned and balanced. This kind of life will be full of blessings.

For example, Wu Junwei, the court of heaven and the court of the earth echo each other, and his virtues are good. Even if such a person is not a star, he will do well in other industries. The kinder the heart, the happier he is.

But the distance between the eyes of this person in the photo is wrong, the heaven and earth pavilions are not in line at all, and the face is sunken and defective. According to Feng Shui, it is a fierce appearance.No matter how well he dresses, people who meet him can tell that this person is narrow-minded and has done a lot of bad things. He has no blessings at all, and his luck cannot be too good.

"To tell you the truth, this person is not upright. Normally, he won't be popular."

Wu Junwei looked down at his tightly clenched fists. He didn't want to believe it, but he had to believe it. He knew that there were no permanent friends in this circle. Many people would do anything for profit and fame, but they didn't. Think about it, this kind of thing will fall on yourself.He lowered his eyes and didn't show much surprise. After a while without making any noise, he asked with an ugly face: "How can I get my good luck back?"

The corners of Bai Siqiao's mouth curled up. It's not like this person has no capital. This kind of character is sure to be popular. "It's easy to say," Bai Siqiao said with a smile, "Add two hundred words and praise me."

The corners of Wu Junwei's mouth twitched, what kind of master is this, he doesn't get paid, and if others praise him, he has to increase his word count!Things have come to this point, Wu Junwei had no choice but to agree, "Okay, I'll write."

In addition to the previous 200 words, he wants to praise Bai Siqiao with 400 words, Wu Junwei dare not think, after he sends out 400 words, what will the netizens say?

According to the method written in the skill book, Bai Siqiao first drew a circle, asked Wu Junwei to stand in it, and then started drawing ghostly symbols.

Obviously he had never done it before, but Bai Siqiao wrote like a fly. If it were someone else, he would definitely wonder why Bai Siqiao was so proficient now that he couldn't do it before. But Xie Yizhou is different. Xie Yizhou is Bai Siqiao's brainless fan. In his eyes, it is normal for Bai Siqiao to know everything.

Looking at Bai Siqiao's talisman drawing, Xie Yizhou said in admiration, "Brother Qiao's talisman drawing is really good, as good as my master's."

Bai Siqiao felt that he had absorbed the mysterious spiritual energy from Xie Yizhou again, and Bai Siqiao asked the system in his heart: "What's wrong with this kid?"

System: "If I'm not mistaken, this should be the power of faith. Believers give it to evil gods, but he gives it to you. This kid believes in you too much."

Bai Siqiao was happy, and he would treat the little Taoist priest's eyes again when he had the opportunity.

After Bai Siqiao made some manipulations, the strange thread on Wu Junwei's body was cut off. At that moment, Wu Junwei felt his whole body loosen. There was a strange feeling, unreal, and he couldn't tell what was going on. , but the state is much better than before.

Wu Junwei saw Bai Siqiao put away the pen and paper, and asked in surprise, "Is this all right?"

Bai Siqiao nodded, "Okay, you will become more and more popular in the future, I remind you, no matter how popular you are, you are not allowed to delete my Weibo."

Wu Junwei nodded quickly. If he really became popular, it was Bai Siqiao who helped him push him to that position. If he deleted Kua Bai Siqiao's Weibo, then he is too inhuman. Dare to do it.

"After getting my luck back, what will happen to him?"

Bai Siqiao curled his lips, and said with disgust: "This man has a wicked heart. It took him three years to take away things that didn't belong to him. Now they all have to come back. He will be backlashed. Not only will he return to his original destiny, but he will also return to his original destiny." It will become worse than before because of using things that don't belong to him, and the more you borrow, the worse it will be."

Wu Junwei asked nervously: "Then is there anything I should pay attention to in the future? If someone sees that I am lucky again, what should I do?"

Bai Siqiao narrowed his eyes, and took out a small light from the system, "In the future, when you meet someone who is malicious to you, it will automatically light up, and the more malicious you are, the brighter it will be, this is money. Yes, do you want to buy it?"

Wu Junwei's eyes lit up, there was such a good thing, he said excitedly, "I'll buy it!"

Bai Siqiao handed over

He: "It's 5 yuan each, and it can only be used for three months."

Although Wu Junwei is not so popular now, he can still earn several million a year. 5 yuan is nothing to him, "I will buy it."

"I still have a lot of good things." Bai Siqiao kept taking things out of his backpack, "This is [-], this is [-], this is [-]..."

These things are things that can be used in daily life, and things to protect oneself. In this circle, there must be some means of self-protection. Wu Junwei likes every one of them, "I bought them all."

Satisfied with this business, Bai Siqiao put down his things and collected the money. Before leaving, he reminded Wu Junwei, "Don't forget to write a small composition and send it out tonight."

Wu Junwei was terrified, "I'll write it now."

After Bai Siqiao left, Wu Junwei was trying every means to praise Bai Siqiao. His agent called and said happily: "Two pieces of good news for you. Director Wang wants you to play their second male lead. I have already prepared this script." I just paid attention. This role is a test of acting skills. A big director has a big production. If you seize the opportunity to act well, you can turn around with this script. Also, the advertiser you spoke for said that he wanted to renew his contract with you. Oh, this is What's going on? You've changed your luck!"

Wu Junwei's hand on the keyboard was shaking all the time, he really had a change of luck!Bai Siqiao is amazing!He just left!He was lucky!

Calm down, and then write 400 words of praise for Bai Siqiao, Wu Junwei became serious. He didn't know how to express his gratitude to Bai Siqiao, and he couldn't say this kind of thing. He just thanked Bai Siqiao for his help, thank you Bai Siqiao reached out to him in his most difficult time.

What if the word count is not enough?Bai Siqiao said, praise him for his good looks!So Wu Junwei wrote another two hundred words to praise Bai Siqiao's appearance, and finally wrote a short essay of 500 words with gratitude.

When Weibo was posted, Wu Junwei's manager was confused: "What do you mean?"

Wu Junwei said seriously: "I changed my luck in the future, it was Bai Siqiao who helped me."

The agent asked in surprise, "Can he really count?"

Wu Junwei said seriously: "Yes, so far it is possible. I bought a lot of things from him, and he was very happy when he left. We can't offend him in the future."

At this time, Wu Junwei's fans were also confused: [Who is Bai Siqiao?Why do you praise Bai Siqiao so much?

Brother, have you been tricked by Bai Siqiao?Or did Bai Siqiao kidnap you?

Fuck!Saw my Joe's name here!What good thing did my Brother Qiao do again?

Hahahaha is this really me, Joe?Brother Qiao was still bragging to everyone yesterday. Seeing the hundred-jin watermelon he planted, he became a hero today!

ah!This is Bai Siqiao?Really good looking!I can be a fan of such a little brother!

Oh, it turns out that my Brother Qiao is so good-looking. To be honest, I look at it every day, every day, and I get tired of watching it, soooo~~~]

There are still people in the circle who sensed that something was wrong. Most of the people in the circle are human beings. Director Wang is the leading director in China. Gossip will spread whenever he decides on a role. So I sent a Weibo to thank Bai Siqiao. It seemed that the gratitude was so sincere that I almost knelt and kowtowed.

If it's because of Bai Siqiao's family background, it's definitely impossible, it's not an industry, and the Bai's Group doesn't have that much ability.So, what did Bai Siqiao do?

At this time, Bai Siqiao was already on his way back, and he hadn't come out for a long time. He deliberately picked a beautiful mountain road, and turned on the live broadcast, "Friends, have you seen this fiery red maple leaf? I'm looking for It took me a long time to find the scenery, beautiful or not, please praise me!"

The person in the live broadcast room: [Fuck!What are you going to run on the mountain, come out quickly!

What scenery to see, don't go into the mountains!Don't you know your own constitution?

Praise you, praise you, baby, come out quickly, don't walk on the mountain road, oops, I'm afraid you will encounter something unclean!

Brother, please take the main road instead of the small road, I am afraid that others will not be safe.

The corpses and ghosts inside, listen up!You are surrounded by Bai Siqiao!If you are sensible, come out by yourself!Surrender without killing!

Let's go, let him go, hahaha I want to see if he is as unlucky as the legend says, if the body is found again, he can be made a god.

Hahaha actually, it's a good thing he found out. If he can't find out after a long time, this person will die in vain. He is helping the police solve the case. 】

The corner of Bai Siqiao's mouth twitched, these gangsters!

Thanks to him being so kind to them, he even took a detour to show them the scenery!

At this time, Xie Yizhou suddenly said seriously: "Brother, stop the car, look there!" Xie Yizhou pointed to the mountain, "There is blood there! There is still death!"

Bai Siqiao: "..."

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